Opie and Anthony - Patrice Oneal Breaks down the way black people think (3/5)

[sexywhitebriefs]

fish scales; because really good coke is shiny like fish scales

[Tikken27]

0 dislikes, sup.

[Leahh823]

R.I.P. Patrice... We love your comedy

[1844Freddy]

"Wherever the Wiesenthal Center is..." hahahahah such a great reference

[nunayobiz]

Rents are getting so expensive in NYC that white folks is movin on up. WAY PAST 110th street!

No place left to go unless you want to move out of Manhattan.

Patrice was brilliant, I miss his comedy! :>(

[lobosolo2]

This shit is funny, but its mostly some bullshit. I lived in the Heights for a year and in the Bronx on Prospect Ave. for 3. As long as you don't mess with anybody, nobody will mess with you. Its not no predator type thing.

[cdub61208]

Coke is called fish scale when its flakey, like fish scales.

[pretorious700]

@cdub61208 it's flakey like that before it gets cut.

[kidscotch39]

@cdub61208 yes



[thedrone30]

patrice was that nigga R.I.P

[highnine9]

Coke is called fish scale because they weigh it on fish scales. RIP Patrice :(

[nica305boy1]

@highnine9 im not black and i know that haha

[canttouchthis421]

RIP Patrice:(

[jayrod3232]

I grew up in Washington Heights, and went to school in Spanish Harlem. This shit is priceless. My family is also Dominican.

[jayrod3232]

Patrice is the man.  Feel better bro.

[Mangobrain82]

Do the streets really get worse as you go up?

[Kenshin11212]

This is bullshit. I was just up on 177th the other day while waiting for my family so we could drive to my aunt's house in jersey (I live in brooklyn). I was standing around for about 30 minutes outside waiting to get picked up, and I saw a mix of whites and blacks/hispanics. Harlem gets way overhiped. That shit aint scary at all. I'd love to live there! lol I fucking live in Brownsville, Brooklyn. Now go THERE if you really wanna be scared in a bad neighborhood.

[notfunni]

Opie is not funny. Great barrier reef? Come on.

[Thaibiker85]

high quality coke that shimmers and reflects light like fishscales.

[AUSROTTENY2K]

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[lawlthelegend]

Yo, when you come outta the diamond store fat man, I got COCAINE 4 ya, a brick nigga! Maybe 2 bricks, bitch!

[livardo]

I tried to go into a black club in DOWNTOWN Manhattan and th e dude in front of me while lined up accused me of being a cop. I tried to tell him I was just some Canadian tourist (I was) looking for a place to drink. His chick tried to calm him down and I told him, look dude, if I was a cop, wouldn't I have fucked with you already? He didn't buy it and I just said fuck it and went to a bar down the street.

[Nightwing690]

ant has a pedo look

[liquid49286]

Doesn't Bill Clinton hang out up there?

[georginiou]

I'm a white English guy, and I don't understand this 145th stuff. Is this simply the different streets, or what?

[onifre1]

@georginiou Harlem starts in the 90's - so 145th is in the middle of hardcore Harlem.

[zandersomo]

yes.

[YouTpynHaxyi]

Are you think - you are Fun? :-\

...some blackass monkeys doing blackass jokes...

[sniper6081]

This reminds me of the joke/story Bill Burr told during a stand-up bit where he was dating a black girl that lived all the way up on 125th. He's one brave white boy.

[scooniepenn]

Haha, "Do they give tours up there?"

[railfreek]

Everything's race with you Patrice. The chick who called today is 100% right. I'd like to hear one show without something racial when you're on the show. YOu act like you speak for every black person.

[ssptg]

@railfreek yea you're probably right, but this is all humor, also if he speaks for any black people, it's certainly NJ/NY community.

[jfuya2000]

@railfreek

I believe Patrice does much more than racial humor; both on this show and in his act. You just happened to find an episode that clearly has a discussion topic of race.

[johnclavis]

Patrice's line starting with "Yo, when you come out of the diamond store..." is so damn funny, I want to make it my new ringtone, but I can't have that shit going off in my pocket in the middle of a meeting with all those n-bombs and b-bombs... Patrice is the best, and everything he's saying about NYC is 100% true. NY - my <3 !

[greatgig412]

@johnclavis I know, that was hilarious.

[holic120]

They also go out of their way to comment about it.

[berightback99]

@holic120 does the "The Whitification of Patrice Oneal" pick up right after this?

[johnclavis]

I listen to it while plowing your morbidly obese mother in the shitter!

[railfreek]

You listen to a 10 minute bit, and make a decision that the show is shit? You don't know honest radio. You probably listen to that hack Howie who don't give a fuck about anybody but himself. O&A know they wouldn't be there without us, and the fans are part of the show..... ONA INVENTED INSTANT FEEDBACK (HOO HOO)

[metlguitar02]

WOAH..relax there. I used to listen to o an a on terrestrial radio. They are ok, but not something I would pay a monthly fee to listen to. No, I don't listen to howard stern. Why must O and A base all their problems and shortcomings on howard stern? It's like the little man complex. they feel as if they aren't good enough, so they gotta try to out do the person they're ripping off.

[GiantDoucheNG]

@metlguitar02 "People don't share my opinions and tastes? WHAAAATT???"

[metlguitar02]

@GiantDoucheNG

No it's just I don't understand why people pay for mediocre entertainment. Shit, maybe its you that is overly opinionated. Just keep suckin on the teat of the Stern rip off.

[GiantDoucheNG]

@metlguitar02

I honestly don't care if they were ripping him off when they started out because now they're just infinitely funnier than Stern. I don't like Stern. You don't like this. It's entirely subjective, you can't prove that either one is funnier because people obviously don't like the same shit.

[ShooterPrice]

Gotta love Patrice. Fish scale nigga!