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  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL

  • CHEEEEEESE CAAEEEEEEKE!!!!!!

  • "Hobnobs are like Marines. They're like the fuckin' SAS of the biscuit world."

    "Dip me! Dip me again! Again! Ag- Again! Dip me again! I'm going no where me so dip me! Again!"

  • garlic bread together garlic and bread

  • Garlic bread... gaaarrrrlllliiiccc bbrrreeeaaaadddd

  • @lozzlefish Coz she's worth it?

  • Elaine Williams.

  • Rum Doings.

  • so....do people actually believe that Peter Kay is a comedian

  • @AlternateTimelineGuy um peter kay is a comedian and an epic one at that

    i know ur being sarcastic but i am allowed an opinion too and to me he is epic lol :)

  • Haha stupid britans got talent woman. No one had any chance of making that connection fast and even if they did it has no relevance to anything else she said. So what if peter kay mentions garlic bread the rest of the joke was a fail at a build up to a line she just took at random from him. Fail!

  • @Murderousdog it's the way peter kay says it and how he times it, it's still only a lightweight funny catchphrase when he does it, but elaines satrical humour of it was just awful.

  • Now I get it.

  • The video of that idiot on BGT on my account, enjoy it guys hahaha

  • Garlic bread and cheesecake happen to be two of my favourite foods, EVER. XD

  • @SakuraUploads Same here!!! LOL XD

    GARLIC BREAD!!!

    A CAKE OF CHEESE!!!

  • If you got here because of a boring woman on Britains Got Talent, thumbs up! ... Garlic bread!

  • @ashowebbstar Garlic bread... Gorlic Bred!!!

    

  • @ashowebbstar Hahahahahaha. Yes I did actually. I still don't understand her Going on holiday/Peter Kay/Garlic bread joke.

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  • BGT brough me here. 

  • Britains Got Talent brought me here. I wanted to understand that womans joke, hah..

  • @SakuraUploads IKR!

  • @SakuraUploads lmao me too..but i still don't think it was funny >.<

  • Whats so funny about repeating garlic bread so many times??

    

  • Fat f u k

  • Mind-bogglingly terrible. Only a simpleton could find uttering compound phrases in staccato to be funny.

  • @VictimOfBoredom I concur.

  • @VictimOfBoredom

    Im hoping that you like me dont find Peter Kay funny

  • @VictimOfBoredom not as funny as a faux intellectual

  • Saw Mr Kay at Sheffield Arena last week bloody fantastic, weather was bad on way home LOL

  • @dazbroady1973 my freind did to

  • i saw him yesterday at the sheffield arena absoutly funny

  • where has he gone? :( i miss him.

  • i like the part when he says garlic bread.

  • Heater Kay, Garlic Shed.

  • @78GoodBloke78 Meater Kay Harlic Dread!

  • most unfunniest man ever

  • @howardbastard

    You legend

  • Garlic Bread! :D

  • Am I right in feeling that i've just seen the entirety of Peter Kay's entire solo career with this?

  • @pastrychef1985 noooo... is this the way to amarillo hehe

  • GARLIC BREAD...GARLIC?! hahahaa what a funny man

  • shite makes me ashamed to live in notlob

  • "Garlic Bread, the future that is!"

  • Garlic.. And bread? GARLIC BREAD.... Lmao xD

    Cheeeeese cake? A cake of cheese... :L Legend

  • haha

  • Peter Kay OBE, make it happen your majesty!

  • write down what the man said. IF YOU WANT IT TO BE REALLY FUNNY,TAP THE CAPS BUTTON! MAGIC. everyone will fall on the floor because you're the only person who heard it right, the rest of the world is too thick or deaf. thank goodness for you.

    ffs.

  • No he said "Garlic BREAD?" you idiot.

  • @bagariddum what the fuck

  • @silverbolt18 i was taking the piss out of those who 'comment' on the parts of the sketch they find funny as if they are the only ones who heard it.

    a bit like a kid who repeats the punch line of a joke because they are not sure if they get it, so they say it again and look at the reactions of the others who heard it. hope that helps.

    be cool and enjoy the view.

  • Where's the original footage? This is cut to f*ck and as a result about as funny as piles. Agree with Hieroglyphically!

  • Catchphrase comedy...Let's say the same thing over and over again so teenagers and middle aged-women think it's the funniest fucking thing ever. Better yet, lets sell mugs & other household items with my catchphrases on them, since I can't think of any new material without Dave Spikey & Neil Fitzmaurice writing for me.

  • i cry when i see this its just to funny xD

  • "ahh mum quick get a spoon, me biscuits fallen in me brew agh hurry up it's sinking ahh basterd burnt me fingerss!" oh my god it gets me every time

  • Andddd

    "HEAD SETT?, HEAD, SET?"

  • Cheescake? Cake of CHEES? :D

  • @TBcrash

    Are you being serious??

    You cant even spell CHEESE

  • Get on t'Internets...phone th'ambulance...Peter, when are you going t'Egypt?

  • Haha, This Man is Soo Funny. C'mon Peter.

  • GARLIC & BREAD GARLIC BREAD LOL CHEESE CAKE A CAKE MADE OF CHEESE NO I GUNNA BE SICK HAHA x

  • silly fool

  • lmfao!

    I watched the whole thing and I sat there laughing my arse off.

    I love how he takes everyday things and turns it into an epic joke. I loved the rich tea and hob nons one.

  • dip me again, im goin no where son , wheres me brew hahahahaahahaha

  • lolololololol then "dip me you bastard"

    "muuum! where's the sppoooonnn?!" in slow mo. EPIC

  • hahaha

  • @pompom2001 thats english huma for ya

  • @carnigourousplotting love it! English humour is amazing. The comedians create a link between us common folks and the famous people.

  • @carnigourousplotting , humour

  • my dad is the spit of him :L:L

  • garlick bread!!!!!!! hahahaa

  • toooo funny this guy !! lol

  • Love him to bits, I'd love to meet him he's hilarious and seems like a genuine guy :) x

  • D'aww

  • He is funny, it just depends on your humour, go watch max and paddy.

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  • I'm honestly not trying to wind fans of this guy up but I genuinely dont find this video funny (in complete contrast to the vast majority of people). Same with the 'garlic bread is the future' line which is highly rated. I'd be grateful if someone could explain to me the humour

    Cheers

  • basically i think im right in saying that his dad is like proper english and dont like food thats not english an thats were "GARLIC BREAD?" and "CHEESE CAKE?" as there from france and were ever!!

  • Cheers, v helpful!

  • because its a mixture of Galric and Breads, he saying its unatuarual but when you try it, its amazing. if you watch the shows, you understand this.

  • You get people that won't try different kinds of foods. This video takes it out of context slightly because it is a compilation, you have to have seen the full stand ups to understand it.

  • BAHHAHAHAHA

  • ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is in my faves now!!!

  • He's hilarious and every sane person knows it.

  • Agreed! (h5)

  • wtf do you know about me? Omg you think aids is funny, and yet you think you're sane?

    Wow.

  • THE MAN IS PURE CLASS (thats what we say in Glasgow if you like something).

  • llf garlic bread

  • About as funny as Aids this bloke. Fucking shite. I'm all for recycling, but not the recycling of 50 year old phrases that were't even meant to be funny in the first place.

  • hes a great comedian garlic bread LOL

  • HE's funny but he needs to get some new jokes.

  • Well to be fair this material is years old now, it's not like he still goes around saying "GARLIC BREAD?!" all the time. Though I so would love him to do another stand up tour.

  • LOL!!!! i love that dvd i own it

  • You are abit of a prick, i think.

  • nah, fuk u!!

  • Actually he is from LANCASHIRE!!

  • That Mahn is A Legend Tbh !!!

  • cheese and cake .? :L lmao !

  • lol

  • Peter Kay is a legend xD

  • LMFAO.

    "no im gonna be sick" freakin legend ;D

  • i going to be sick

  • the thing is, its the accent that makes it funny not the frase "garlic bread"

    helerious x

  • Nah, You Just Dont Have A Sense Of Humour !

  • Great stuff, one of Blackpools own!!!

  • Yeah well screw you too! I love Peter Kay & he's one of the best things out there since sliced (garlic) bread! He's a legend!

  • i completely agree

    xx

  • He isnt You Are

  • A video of Peter Kay's entire repertoire. Nice.

  • My thoughts exactly.

  • Agreed this is not the best of Mr K but to call people that like his material retards says one thing about you and that is you are a FUCKING TIT

  • what a massive planck

  • he is a retard

  • Then you're a retard for watching a video with someone in who you think is a retard. Why would you do that?

  • i think its funnier if you come from the working class and have a bit of an insight into it

  • If you think he's so bad why are you watching this video and commenting one it? Hello If you don't like watching something Don't watch it!! Common sense people come on!

  • how dare you lol

  • OMG! has youtube got a little bitch and moan society or something?! IF YOU DON'T LIKE HIM DON'T WATCH HIM!!! So technically that makes you the retard for watching and COMMENTING on a comedian you think sucks!! Eejit!

  • you would find it funny if you weren't a retard!

  • you're a retard for watching it then you thick twat if you don't like him don't watch you silly thick as pigshit cunt

  • piss off u dickhead

    how can u not find him funny u fugly piece of shit

  • I think Kurt Cobain decorating the wall with his brain is funny.

  • garlic bread THE DIRTY BASTARDS !

  • A cheese cake? A cake of cheese??? lol

  • ohh i think im gonna be sick! haha lmao

  • LMFAO he's funny as...

  • ROFL i love peter kay xD

  • garlic bread garlic a bread

  • "Garlic... And bread?!"

  • A CAKE OF CHEEESEEE???!!!

  • think i might have some garlicccccc bread lol

  • lmao.

  • lmao :D

  • a cake of cheeeese!?!? rofl

  • cheeeeeeeese cake?

  • lol om nom nom garlic bread and cheese cake ^^

  • Johnny vegas?Fuck off!He sucks dick.Roy chubby brown?Fat,cock sucking,woman beating cunt!

    Peter is funny as fuck.If he has no talent,why does he have tv shows aswell as doin stand up gigs?

  • then why the fuck are you watching a peter kay video??

  • because ive heard alot about this so called garlic bread gag which everybody says is so funny

  • i take it youre a southern cockny wanker then

  • no what ever made you think that

  • because you seem to want to give al murray a blowjob

  • no but his shows are alot funnier

  • no but thats where youre wrong al murray aint funnier than peter kay- youre a sad cunt, sat there watching a peter kay video. i dont like al murray and i dont give a flying toss if you think hes funnier than peter kay. Thats why i dont watch al murray videos

  • where is the joke? I never seen people laughing at supermarkets while they are buying it.

  • he really wears his jokes thin does peter kay

  • This reminds me of when I was taking my final and it was dead quiet. The minute the teacher turned around...I set off a whoopie cushion...

    Don't ask why the hell that made me remember that but it did...so deal with it:)

  • When you aren't ready for that and a bit pissed that is fucking hilarious!!

  • CHEEEEEEESE

    Rofl

    xD

  • he is one funny basterd!!

  • a cheese cake

    A CHEESE CAKE !!!

    A CAKE MADE OF CHEEEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    OH IM GONNA BE SICK

    lol he is JOKES

  • "Garlic Bread?"

    "cheesecake!"

  • yeah I sometimes randomly say "garlic........ bread" at school and my m8z rekon im good at it hahaha

  • cheesee cake

    a cake of cheeseee

  • dont go bungieing everyone says you shouldnt

  • they should make garlic cheese cake bread.

  • lol

  • Yes the should shouldnt they hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­h......hahah...hah. Hang on a minute im not finished hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hah. Garlic bread! The more you say it the funnier it is