Haha stupid britans got talent woman. No one had any chance of making that connection fast and even if they did it has no relevance to anything else she said. So what if peter kay mentions garlic bread the rest of the joke was a fail at a build up to a line she just took at random from him. Fail!
@Murderousdog it's the way peter kay says it and how he times it, it's still only a lightweight funny catchphrase when he does it, but elaines satrical humour of it was just awful.
write down what the man said. IF YOU WANT IT TO BE REALLY FUNNY,TAP THE CAPS BUTTON! MAGIC. everyone will fall on the floor because you're the only person who heard it right, the rest of the world is too thick or deaf. thank goodness for you.
@silverbolt18 i was taking the piss out of those who 'comment' on the parts of the sketch they find funny as if they are the only ones who heard it.
a bit like a kid who repeats the punch line of a joke because they are not sure if they get it, so they say it again and look at the reactions of the others who heard it. hope that helps.
Catchphrase comedy...Let's say the same thing over and over again so teenagers and middle aged-women think it's the funniest fucking thing ever. Better yet, lets sell mugs & other household items with my catchphrases on them, since I can't think of any new material without Dave Spikey & Neil Fitzmaurice writing for me.
I'm honestly not trying to wind fans of this guy up but I genuinely dont find this video funny (in complete contrast to the vast majority of people). Same with the 'garlic bread is the future' line which is highly rated. I'd be grateful if someone could explain to me the humour
basically i think im right in saying that his dad is like proper english and dont like food thats not english an thats were "GARLIC BREAD?" and "CHEESE CAKE?" as there from france and were ever!!
You get people that won't try different kinds of foods. This video takes it out of context slightly because it is a compilation, you have to have seen the full stand ups to understand it.
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About as funny as Aids this bloke. Fucking shite. I'm all for recycling, but not the recycling of 50 year old phrases that were't even meant to be funny in the first place.
Well to be fair this material is years old now, it's not like he still goes around saying "GARLIC BREAD?!" all the time. Though I so would love him to do another stand up tour.
ok folks, i ve watched half of phoenix nights and 'laughed' about 3 times, i couldn't watch anymore because it was that poor. i've now searched on you tube for his famous garlic bread gag and found myself somewhat puzzled and trying to work out what is meant to be so funny about it ! i've now come to the conclusion that the man is just a fraud who shouts.
If you think he's so bad why are you watching this video and commenting one it? Hello If you don't like watching something Don't watch it!! Common sense people come on!
OMG! has youtube got a little bitch and moan society or something?! IF YOU DON'T LIKE HIM DON'T WATCH HIM!!! So technically that makes you the retard for watching and COMMENTING on a comedian you think sucks!! Eejit!
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the man isnt funny isnt talented whatsoever say what you want about roy chubby brown and bernard manning but atleast they were actually funny this isnt british humor its the kind of humor only idiots can understand,al murray is much funnier than this fat chump as is johnny vegas
no but thats where youre wrong al murray aint funnier than peter kay- youre a sad cunt, sat there watching a peter kay video. i dont like al murray and i dont give a flying toss if you think hes funnier than peter kay. Thats why i dont watch al murray videos
Yes the should shouldnt they hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah......hahah...hah. Hang on a minute im not finished hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. Garlic bread! The more you say it the funnier it is
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL
superaaronreview98 5 months ago
CHEEEEEESE CAAEEEEEEKE!!!!!!
stephxbones 5 months ago
"Hobnobs are like Marines. They're like the fuckin' SAS of the biscuit world."
"Dip me! Dip me again! Again! Ag- Again! Dip me again! I'm going no where me so dip me! Again!"
MadamKouassi 6 months ago
garlic bread together garlic and bread
poddynater1 6 months ago
Garlic bread... gaaarrrrlllliiiccc bbrrreeeaaaadddd
SwAgSoM 8 months ago
@lozzlefish Coz she's worth it?
Nerd322 9 months ago 3
Elaine Williams.
LozzleFish 9 months ago 2
Rum Doings.
GovernorBooberry 9 months ago
so....do people actually believe that Peter Kay is a comedian
AlternateTimelineGuy 9 months ago
@AlternateTimelineGuy um peter kay is a comedian and an epic one at that
i know ur being sarcastic but i am allowed an opinion too and to me he is epic lol :)
jjmakeupxx 8 months ago
Haha stupid britans got talent woman. No one had any chance of making that connection fast and even if they did it has no relevance to anything else she said. So what if peter kay mentions garlic bread the rest of the joke was a fail at a build up to a line she just took at random from him. Fail!
Murderousdog 9 months ago 2
@Murderousdog it's the way peter kay says it and how he times it, it's still only a lightweight funny catchphrase when he does it, but elaines satrical humour of it was just awful.
rocksoliddude1 9 months ago
Now I get it.
WhenSheepStrikeBack 9 months ago
The video of that idiot on BGT on my account, enjoy it guys hahaha
SirRobottoable 9 months ago
Garlic bread and cheesecake happen to be two of my favourite foods, EVER. XD
alexface211 9 months ago
@SakuraUploads Same here!!! LOL XD
GARLIC BREAD!!!
A CAKE OF CHEESE!!!
Cookiemonster1626 9 months ago
If you got here because of a boring woman on Britains Got Talent, thumbs up! ... Garlic bread!
ashowebbstar 9 months ago 158
@ashowebbstar Garlic bread... Gorlic Bred!!!
cowdellmills 8 months ago in playlist peter kay-garlic bread
@ashowebbstar Hahahahahaha. Yes I did actually. I still don't understand her Going on holiday/Peter Kay/Garlic bread joke.
angels77100 7 months ago
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ashowebbstar 9 months ago
BGT brough me here.
TeamLayCool 9 months ago 9
Britains Got Talent brought me here. I wanted to understand that womans joke, hah..
SakuraUploads 9 months ago 10
@SakuraUploads IKR!
TeamLayCool 9 months ago
@SakuraUploads lmao me too..but i still don't think it was funny >.<
JaYnEsAyZ 9 months ago
Whats so funny about repeating garlic bread so many times??
Dhammond5 1 year ago
Fat f u k
007aaali 1 year ago
Mind-bogglingly terrible. Only a simpleton could find uttering compound phrases in staccato to be funny.
VictimOfBoredom 1 year ago
@VictimOfBoredom I concur.
cuntylishus 1 year ago
@VictimOfBoredom
Im hoping that you like me dont find Peter Kay funny
Dhammond5 1 year ago
@VictimOfBoredom not as funny as a faux intellectual
JonnyInfinite 9 months ago
Saw Mr Kay at Sheffield Arena last week bloody fantastic, weather was bad on way home LOL
dazbroady1973 1 year ago
@dazbroady1973 my freind did to
taylaboy889 1 year ago
i saw him yesterday at the sheffield arena absoutly funny
CybermeN100 1 year ago
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stevenrhcp 1 year ago
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@stevenrhcp
Go suck on it.
ThePaxtonProductions 1 year ago
where has he gone? :( i miss him.
ualp90 1 year ago
i like the part when he says garlic bread.
sifskills 1 year ago
Heater Kay, Garlic Shed.
78GoodBloke78 1 year ago
@78GoodBloke78 Meater Kay Harlic Dread!
pornstarstar69 1 year ago
most unfunniest man ever
howardbastard 1 year ago 4
@howardbastard
You legend
twiggysafc 1 year ago
Garlic Bread! :D
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lol nuff said
voiceofreason2008 1 year ago
Am I right in feeling that i've just seen the entirety of Peter Kay's entire solo career with this?
pastrychef1985 1 year ago 3
@pastrychef1985 noooo... is this the way to amarillo hehe
silverbolt18 1 year ago
GARLIC BREAD...GARLIC?! hahahaa what a funny man
missyxxxsorted 1 year ago
shite makes me ashamed to live in notlob
hardya2 1 year ago
"Garlic Bread, the future that is!"
mososaur 1 year ago
Garlic.. And bread? GARLIC BREAD.... Lmao xD
Cheeeeese cake? A cake of cheese... :L Legend
katy1423 1 year ago
haha
CarlaCandyFloss 1 year ago
Peter Kay OBE, make it happen your majesty!
AlexDCl 1 year ago
write down what the man said. IF YOU WANT IT TO BE REALLY FUNNY,TAP THE CAPS BUTTON! MAGIC. everyone will fall on the floor because you're the only person who heard it right, the rest of the world is too thick or deaf. thank goodness for you.
ffs.
bagariddum 1 year ago
No he said "Garlic BREAD?" you idiot.
peniosasdasd 1 year ago
@bagariddum what the fuck
silverbolt18 1 year ago
@silverbolt18 i was taking the piss out of those who 'comment' on the parts of the sketch they find funny as if they are the only ones who heard it.
a bit like a kid who repeats the punch line of a joke because they are not sure if they get it, so they say it again and look at the reactions of the others who heard it. hope that helps.
be cool and enjoy the view.
bagariddum 1 year ago
Where's the original footage? This is cut to f*ck and as a result about as funny as piles. Agree with Hieroglyphically!
Bladman99 1 year ago
Catchphrase comedy...Let's say the same thing over and over again so teenagers and middle aged-women think it's the funniest fucking thing ever. Better yet, lets sell mugs & other household items with my catchphrases on them, since I can't think of any new material without Dave Spikey & Neil Fitzmaurice writing for me.
Hieroglyphically 1 year ago 3
i cry when i see this its just to funny xD
coldplayfan12345 1 year ago
"ahh mum quick get a spoon, me biscuits fallen in me brew agh hurry up it's sinking ahh basterd burnt me fingerss!" oh my god it gets me every time
Hippiegalworldpeace 1 year ago
Andddd
"HEAD SETT?, HEAD, SET?"
XTragicHarmony 1 year ago
Cheescake? Cake of CHEES? :D
TBcrash 2 years ago 11
@TBcrash
Are you being serious??
You cant even spell CHEESE
Dhammond5 1 year ago
Get on t'Internets...phone th'ambulance...Peter, when are you going t'Egypt?
cottonwhiskersuk 2 years ago
Haha, This Man is Soo Funny. C'mon Peter.
kersh206 2 years ago
GARLIC & BREAD GARLIC BREAD LOL CHEESE CAKE A CAKE MADE OF CHEESE NO I GUNNA BE SICK HAHA x
xastongirlinbluex 2 years ago
silly fool
bbykin 2 years ago
lmfao!
I watched the whole thing and I sat there laughing my arse off.
I love how he takes everyday things and turns it into an epic joke. I loved the rich tea and hob nons one.
pompom2001 2 years ago 37
dip me again, im goin no where son , wheres me brew hahahahaahahaha
staraptor2k9 2 years ago
lolololololol then "dip me you bastard"
"muuum! where's the sppoooonnn?!" in slow mo. EPIC
pompom2001 2 years ago
hahaha
staraptor2k9 2 years ago
@pompom2001 thats english huma for ya
carnigourousplotting 1 year ago
@carnigourousplotting love it! English humour is amazing. The comedians create a link between us common folks and the famous people.
pompom2001 1 year ago
@carnigourousplotting , humour
howardbastard 1 year ago
my dad is the spit of him :L:L
meganxemm 2 years ago
garlick bread!!!!!!! hahahaa
telegramsiam2 2 years ago
toooo funny this guy !! lol
BUGGYmachuggys 2 years ago
Love him to bits, I'd love to meet him he's hilarious and seems like a genuine guy :) x
carlaraur 2 years ago 3
D'aww
geogzm 2 years ago
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people of earth stop watseing your time on a guy whos NOT FUNNY! HES NOT EVEN FUNNY SO GET A LIFE
toxic630 2 years ago
He is funny, it just depends on your humour, go watch max and paddy.
joshh61 2 years ago 2
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veral1979 2 years ago
I'm honestly not trying to wind fans of this guy up but I genuinely dont find this video funny (in complete contrast to the vast majority of people). Same with the 'garlic bread is the future' line which is highly rated. I'd be grateful if someone could explain to me the humour
Cheers
cam230723 2 years ago 3
basically i think im right in saying that his dad is like proper english and dont like food thats not english an thats were "GARLIC BREAD?" and "CHEESE CAKE?" as there from france and were ever!!
topley92 2 years ago
Cheers, v helpful!
cam230723 2 years ago
because its a mixture of Galric and Breads, he saying its unatuarual but when you try it, its amazing. if you watch the shows, you understand this.
greatislandprod 2 years ago
You get people that won't try different kinds of foods. This video takes it out of context slightly because it is a compilation, you have to have seen the full stand ups to understand it.
McLiveo 2 years ago
BAHHAHAHAHA
TetleysTeabag 2 years ago
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is in my faves now!!!
martha368 2 years ago
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Mightyblackcats 2 years ago
He's hilarious and every sane person knows it.
Rhiaaa97 2 years ago
Agreed! (h5)
K8y91 2 years ago
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I'm sane, and I despise that bloke.
About as 'funny' as aids.
Mind ya, I bet you watch Coro-fricking-Nation Street religiously. Can't miss it, oh no.
SLEEP
The86416 2 years ago
wtf do you know about me? Omg you think aids is funny, and yet you think you're sane?
Wow.
Rhiaaa97 2 years ago
THE MAN IS PURE CLASS (thats what we say in Glasgow if you like something).
Dxize 2 years ago 4
llf garlic bread
Supaduck0 2 years ago
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Alexdude1991 you're a fucking nublord
samsmith09 2 years ago
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actually samsmith09, i think you'll find you are. which is why i'm marking you as spam. your a muthafucking fag ass dick pussy gay fagott. GOD BLESS AMERICA.
alexdude1991 2 years ago
About as funny as Aids this bloke. Fucking shite. I'm all for recycling, but not the recycling of 50 year old phrases that were't even meant to be funny in the first place.
The86416 2 years ago
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Thank you, the man is for nobs and idiots.
douglash07 2 years ago
hes a great comedian garlic bread LOL
Gamer4life95 2 years ago
HE's funny but he needs to get some new jokes.
Cockintheface 2 years ago 2
Well to be fair this material is years old now, it's not like he still goes around saying "GARLIC BREAD?!" all the time. Though I so would love him to do another stand up tour.
Toomra 2 years ago 2
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and pricks fuck fannies like that what you are eltrain. lol go figure muppet
SXM0 2 years ago
LOL!!!! i love that dvd i own it
JJlilstar92 2 years ago 2
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he obviously doesnt know how to cook, only eat the fat wanker.
SXM0 2 years ago
You are abit of a prick, i think.
eltrain2 2 years ago 2
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fucking dick head yorkshire twat
SXM0 2 years ago
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fuck you nigger fuck
tuce1241 2 years ago
nah, fuk u!!
Undertaker3150 2 years ago
Actually he is from LANCASHIRE!!
CuteHamyak 2 years ago
That Mahn is A Legend Tbh !!!
skyec57 2 years ago
cheese and cake .? :L lmao !
XlilsusanrfcX 2 years ago 2
lol
jancombeDK 3 years ago
Peter Kay is a legend xD
HiMyNameIsKay89 3 years ago 5
LMFAO.
"no im gonna be sick" freakin legend ;D
sadieleigh1 3 years ago 4
i going to be sick
dancingmal04 3 years ago
the thing is, its the accent that makes it funny not the frase "garlic bread"
helerious x
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ok folks, i ve watched half of phoenix nights and 'laughed' about 3 times, i couldn't watch anymore because it was that poor. i've now searched on you tube for his famous garlic bread gag and found myself somewhat puzzled and trying to work out what is meant to be so funny about it ! i've now come to the conclusion that the man is just a fraud who shouts.
oldrubbish1 3 years ago
Nah, You Just Dont Have A Sense Of Humour !
RyanEfc94 3 years ago 2
Great stuff, one of Blackpools own!!!
tagalak126 3 years ago 2
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pz tell me y he keeps shouting . he is so unfunny!! asshole he is!
vinnothelizard 3 years ago
Yeah well screw you too! I love Peter Kay & he's one of the best things out there since sliced (garlic) bread! He's a legend!
DarkBandicoot 3 years ago 2
i completely agree
xx
josamuffin2 3 years ago
He isnt You Are
RyanEfc94 3 years ago
A video of Peter Kay's entire repertoire. Nice.
TRWolf 3 years ago
My thoughts exactly.
jazza0707 3 years ago
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hes a cuntt
and a fattie
HipHop5O 3 years ago
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your all wankers
nirvanafan316 3 years ago
Agreed this is not the best of Mr K but to call people that like his material retards says one thing about you and that is you are a FUCKING TIT
barvida 3 years ago 2
what a massive planck
kafkan 3 years ago
he is a retard
nirvanafan316 3 years ago
Then you're a retard for watching a video with someone in who you think is a retard. Why would you do that?
keyransolo 3 years ago 2
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peter kay is the worst stand up ever why the fuck is this funny if you find this funny u are a retard
nirvanafan316 3 years ago
i think its funnier if you come from the working class and have a bit of an insight into it
krupasex 3 years ago
If you think he's so bad why are you watching this video and commenting one it? Hello If you don't like watching something Don't watch it!! Common sense people come on!
AllyFreakage 3 years ago 3
how dare you lol
annehodude 3 years ago
OMG! has youtube got a little bitch and moan society or something?! IF YOU DON'T LIKE HIM DON'T WATCH HIM!!! So technically that makes you the retard for watching and COMMENTING on a comedian you think sucks!! Eejit!
AllyFreakage 3 years ago 4
you would find it funny if you weren't a retard!
RamsFanNo1 3 years ago
you're a retard for watching it then you thick twat if you don't like him don't watch you silly thick as pigshit cunt
1247888 3 years ago
piss off u dickhead
how can u not find him funny u fugly piece of shit
TomtheCooldude 3 years ago
I think Kurt Cobain decorating the wall with his brain is funny.
cottonwhiskersuk 2 years ago
garlic bread THE DIRTY BASTARDS !
kazzalegs 3 years ago
A cheese cake? A cake of cheese??? lol
tade69 3 years ago
ohh i think im gonna be sick! haha lmao
dolly32112 3 years ago
LMFAO he's funny as...
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For cool British comedy you gotta love Peter Kay. For cool Aussie comedy you gotta checkout Short Confessions of An Amateur Hitman.
bestcomedylover 3 years ago
ROFL i love peter kay xD
darklittleangel69 3 years ago
garlic bread garlic a bread
TheSimpsonsFans08 3 years ago
"Garlic... And bread?!"
Kaecyus 3 years ago
A CAKE OF CHEEESEEE???!!!
Stoy123 3 years ago
think i might have some garlicccccc bread lol
xGhirlx 3 years ago
lmao.
LooseControlBabyx3 3 years ago
lmao :D
samanda0mgitsp1nk 3 years ago
a cake of cheeeese!?!? rofl
B1acknWh1teArmy 3 years ago
cheeeeeeeese cake?
B1acknWh1teArmy 3 years ago
lol om nom nom garlic bread and cheese cake ^^
DeidaraKillsYou 3 years ago
Johnny vegas?Fuck off!He sucks dick.Roy chubby brown?Fat,cock sucking,woman beating cunt!
Peter is funny as fuck.If he has no talent,why does he have tv shows aswell as doin stand up gigs?
19jonny85 3 years ago
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the man isnt funny isnt talented whatsoever say what you want about roy chubby brown and bernard manning but atleast they were actually funny this isnt british humor its the kind of humor only idiots can understand,al murray is much funnier than this fat chump as is johnny vegas
worstwrestlingever 3 years ago
then why the fuck are you watching a peter kay video??
gilhooley28 3 years ago 2
because ive heard alot about this so called garlic bread gag which everybody says is so funny
worstwrestlingever 3 years ago
i take it youre a southern cockny wanker then
networksport1111 3 years ago
no what ever made you think that
worstwrestlingever 3 years ago
because you seem to want to give al murray a blowjob
networksport1111 3 years ago
no but his shows are alot funnier
worstwrestlingever 3 years ago
no but thats where youre wrong al murray aint funnier than peter kay- youre a sad cunt, sat there watching a peter kay video. i dont like al murray and i dont give a flying toss if you think hes funnier than peter kay. Thats why i dont watch al murray videos
networksport1111 3 years ago 3
where is the joke? I never seen people laughing at supermarkets while they are buying it.
kultigin 3 years ago
he really wears his jokes thin does peter kay
dannyv3 3 years ago
This reminds me of when I was taking my final and it was dead quiet. The minute the teacher turned around...I set off a whoopie cushion...
Don't ask why the hell that made me remember that but it did...so deal with it:)
gaaraohye 3 years ago
When you aren't ready for that and a bit pissed that is fucking hilarious!!
notlobian4ever 3 years ago 2
CHEEEEEEESE
Rofl
xD
cabbage521 3 years ago
he is one funny basterd!!
therealkristo 3 years ago 2
a cheese cake
A CHEESE CAKE !!!
A CAKE MADE OF CHEEEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH IM GONNA BE SICK
lol he is JOKES
xxphoenix9xx 3 years ago
"Garlic Bread?"
"cheesecake!"
DarkInfusionz 3 years ago
yeah I sometimes randomly say "garlic........ bread" at school and my m8z rekon im good at it hahaha
dannhook 3 years ago
cheesee cake
a cake of cheeseee
ZOExTROPE 3 years ago
dont go bungieing everyone says you shouldnt
keelsonyoutub 3 years ago
they should make garlic cheese cake bread.
xbox360rubbish 3 years ago 5
lol
1ucky16 3 years ago 2
Yes the should shouldnt they hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah......hahah...hah. Hang on a minute im not finished hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. Garlic bread! The more you say it the funnier it is
syrett76 3 years ago 2