Let's see water and electric uhhh equals shock and scoby doo really no get a life they didn't copy that rapture was not suppose to have monster every body went crazy nothing like Jurassic park thumbs down this video and every body who thinks thumbs down this game is more successful then you will ever be but i not trying to be bad man but really bad video.
Every single "joke" based on symphony of the night / every single joke on the escapist magazine (aside from title puns) / every single joke from breath of death.
Bioshock is most certainly a game that reminds me destinctly of itself, but I do not understand why there is little girls running around because big daddy's are made to hunt and kill the little sisters, actually.
and I am very dissapointed with 2k also for being very lazy when they made system shock 3 because isaac's hacker suit is not convincing, big daddies need the be airtight to stop them melting in the hoover of deep space.
and what is the serious thing in this video.even a baby will play bioshock better then him.he is a noob and lets dont talk about his other videos because he is the same noob and there
This game is copy of System Shock, because part of Bioshock's makers made System Shock 2 and EA was it's publisher, which is why Dead Space happens in space station called Rapture which is taken over by the Many, Shodan's creations.
Yea, this guy handles this kind of humor much better then me.
man, srry for all that hate comment thing, it's just that I was angry 'cos of a thing that happened to me, so, srry once again. (and whoever dislikes this, stfu, at least I was honest enough to apologize)
Well done, Mr. Sterling. Honestly, though, is there really that many people that wouldn't be able to see the obvious irony? The channel is Destructoid, for god's sake!
ok ok , all fine and funny but next time please match the volume of your voice with the music in the intro and outro: i had my volume set so i can hear your voice and then that damn music at the end started booming.
@mariotaz Oh come now. Must you really generalize an entire group of people based on where they live? Every country, hell, every city has their retards and their geniuses. I'm not American, though Canadian, so I guess I'm halfway there in a way. But I found this hilarious and awesome.
@mariotaz A lot of people view Canadians as 'pretty much Americans', not that I blame them, really.
Though I have to agree, pissing people off does have its attraction. It's just that so many people are completely serious when they say things regarding ' all people from -insert country here- are retards'. And that shows, ironically, that they're pretty much retarded.
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nonthing can be original when pretty much everyting ha been done already. i don't think bioshock constitutes ripping anything off. and the part about the plane crashing being in bad taste??? 9-11 was 2001 wasn't it. like 8 years ago. I think we should be over that by now. come on. planes crash all the time.
LOL I luv bioshock and I know it was a joke but why kill a big daddy with a wrench?
MrGlassRobot 2 weeks ago
@MrGlassRobot Not sure if you're stupid or just stupid.
justchaos96 6 days ago
That Jurassic park and that Gremlins 2 joke was priceless XD
AntipaladinPedigri 2 months ago
people get the joke right?
nayte23 5 months ago
Let's see water and electric uhhh equals shock and scoby doo really no get a life they didn't copy that rapture was not suppose to have monster every body went crazy nothing like Jurassic park thumbs down this video and every body who thinks thumbs down this game is more successful then you will ever be but i not trying to be bad man but really bad video.
bubbamac19 6 months ago
also as well also! lol
ioctoberdrums 7 months ago
lol this is so funny.
charlielol15 8 months ago
0:06-0:17
Every single "joke" based on symphony of the night / every single joke on the escapist magazine (aside from title puns) / every single joke from breath of death.
moongoboom 8 months ago
I also agree as well with you.
Bioshock is most certainly a game that reminds me destinctly of itself, but I do not understand why there is little girls running around because big daddy's are made to hunt and kill the little sisters, actually.
and I am very dissapointed with 2k also for being very lazy when they made system shock 3 because isaac's hacker suit is not convincing, big daddies need the be airtight to stop them melting in the hoover of deep space.
TheMarks451 11 months ago
i love you ^.^ i hate steales too
hatseflats32ify 1 year ago
ok im reallywondering nowif that he says abiout his uncle i true <.<"...
Nekohellboy15 1 year ago
and what is the serious thing in this video.even a baby will play bioshock better then him.he is a noob and lets dont talk about his other videos because he is the same noob and there
greatures 1 year ago
BEST GAME
Donnomas 1 year ago
what the fcuk ATLAS WAS FONTAINE?
thanks
nathanwsf 1 year ago
This game is copy of System Shock, because part of Bioshock's makers made System Shock 2 and EA was it's publisher, which is why Dead Space happens in space station called Rapture which is taken over by the Many, Shodan's creations.
Yea, this guy handles this kind of humor much better then me.
Arexion5293 1 year ago
Bioshock is a game where you are sepose to be Bio and then shocked
evilsoshi 1 year ago
this makes me wanna watch that gremlins movie with the furbie in it...
Wulfezt 1 year ago
For Examplaaay..LOLOL
omaraty009 1 year ago
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This did not make me laugh or smile at least
iglor 1 year ago
@iglor that cus its not funny
809Ollie 1 year ago
They're not big daddy's, they're called Bioshocks.
That's why the name is called Bioshock. Because you have to kill the Bioshocks.
xscoot 1 year ago
You're retarded they are big daddy's
twoshedz08 1 year ago
I can't believe there are people here who took this video seriously...
gasenkotsu 2 years ago 24
What's the end song?
SocialistParadise 2 years ago
Gremlin's theme
Arceopteryx 2 years ago
Jim Sterling is biased. You heard it here first.
... Great vid Jim.
jaisinator 2 years ago
I LOVE reading the comments on these video's!
Not as much as the comments in the video though. :P
TheBreadfan 2 years ago 4
lol @ james and the giant peach
sicsfo 2 years ago 3
I can say that I'm really BioShocked by your video pertaining to being BioShocked by the BioShocking game called BioShock.
This video is hilarious. Well done, BioShock's awesome.
HypotheDragon 2 years ago 2
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expected...by the british
guillermo316 2 years ago
steven speilbergers LOL
jb500000 2 years ago
man, srry for all that hate comment thing, it's just that I was angry 'cos of a thing that happened to me, so, srry once again. (and whoever dislikes this, stfu, at least I was honest enough to apologize)
FranxNeto 2 years ago
Yet another indication of just how retarded and stunningly gifted at completely missing the whole point of a video youtube commenters are...
ethanmarkl 2 years ago
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This was a joke? It wasn't very funny.
BPMontana 2 years ago
You're face wasn't very funny.
Reubachi 2 years ago
Your*
You're welcome.
BPMontana 2 years ago
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Stupid videos like this is the reason why I don't go to the destructoid site.
EchoxRedemption 2 years ago
Your loss
chrishdunne 2 years ago
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What? Am I missing out on lame humor? Yea, I'm devastated...
EchoxRedemption 2 years ago
don't understand -____-
your loss :P
shadowrep 2 years ago
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FranxNeto 2 years ago
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FranxNeto 2 years ago
you sir, have just been had.
chinspecial 2 years ago 2
lol?
TheCheshireLion 2 years ago
WOW I hope your troll because if not you are tone deaf to sarcasm.
Redhawk246 2 years ago 3
You realize... That this was a complete joke right? I also find it funny how you're calling him stupid. =D
TheMoriMaster 2 years ago
Bloody fantastic. :)
Kowbrainz 2 years ago
lol nice one. XD
Tatter1200 2 years ago
It's called satire. Learn it. Lol.
chinspecial 2 years ago 3
Fantastic
billay360 2 years ago
It all makes sense now!!
AjAj32 2 years ago
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...Everythings nearly already been done so be happy that it was atleast a good game... although you probly didnt even think that through did you?
Painadol26 2 years ago
the Gremlins and jurassic part were hilarious
(this whole thing is a joke, these arent his real thoughts)
AndrewM92 2 years ago 5
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What the fuck did I just watch? What a shithouse.
xcarpediem13x 2 years ago
Well done, Mr. Sterling. Honestly, though, is there really that many people that wouldn't be able to see the obvious irony? The channel is Destructoid, for god's sake!
Treborsnah 2 years ago 3
I'm actually surprised at how many people think he's serious. I think people are just trying to find something to get mad at Jim about.
TheKidThatPlaysGames 2 years ago 15
mybe true but most of them are shit and not funny,
macNcheeseFTW 2 years ago
like all that fuzz about number seven in the halo series... lol thumbs up to 'ya, mate
FranxNeto 2 years ago
I didn't realise he was being ironic until about half through the video. Lol.
SimVik91 2 years ago
You're an idiot
alphadude500 2 years ago
Dear God, to those people who think this is serious, how naive can you be?
ChocolateTeapot007 2 years ago 5
ok ok , all fine and funny but next time please match the volume of your voice with the music in the intro and outro: i had my volume set so i can hear your voice and then that damn music at the end started booming.
solozaur 2 years ago
I think he does that on purpose. lol
TheKidThatPlaysGames 2 years ago
Hahahaha
Mrster 2 years ago 3
This is the first one I really enjoyed! Congratulations Jim! O Brasil manda pra você aquele abraço por trás!
romulobr 2 years ago
i like when the old granny flys out of the window on a chair lift in bioshocked!
trevsweb 2 years ago
i love you jim sterling.
doc8849 2 years ago 2
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under a river, really? wow the uploader is incredibly stupid. They mention it is in the atlantic ocean less than 3 minutes into the game.
Scyron 2 years ago
Joke, you moron. Joke. The whole thing is a joke. Things are purposefully misrepresented.
Explaining jokes ruins the internet for me.
SweetheartTheDrunk 2 years ago 4
Wow, just wow. You actually thought he was serious? You must have a poor sense of humor if you can't even detect such an obvious joke like this.
thepatman073 2 years ago
This is satire. Sarcasm. A joke.
Who's the incredibly stupid one now?
EricNinden 2 years ago
@Scyron
AMerican's wouldn't understand...
mariotaz 1 year ago
@mariotaz Oh come now. Must you really generalize an entire group of people based on where they live? Every country, hell, every city has their retards and their geniuses. I'm not American, though Canadian, so I guess I'm halfway there in a way. But I found this hilarious and awesome.
Penguiroo 1 year ago
@Penguiroo
How can you be half way there. You're Canadian... That's like me saying I'm half way to being American...
I only said it to piss the d-bags off on here :D
mariotaz 1 year ago
@mariotaz A lot of people view Canadians as 'pretty much Americans', not that I blame them, really.
Though I have to agree, pissing people off does have its attraction. It's just that so many people are completely serious when they say things regarding ' all people from -insert country here- are retards'. And that shows, ironically, that they're pretty much retarded.
Penguiroo 1 year ago
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aarrggh. this guy's voice sounds like ass cancer. fucking twat.
elmoco 2 years ago
What exactly does 'ass cancer' sound like? Whatever it is, I'm sure it's not a British accent.
ChocolateTeapot007 2 years ago
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ATLAS IS FONTAINE.
AlienGuy 2 years ago
fuck you
Dr8trak 2 years ago
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nonthing can be original when pretty much everyting ha been done already. i don't think bioshock constitutes ripping anything off. and the part about the plane crashing being in bad taste??? 9-11 was 2001 wasn't it. like 8 years ago. I think we should be over that by now. come on. planes crash all the time.
jimmyalmeida 2 years ago
Gremlins kicked arse back in the day... :p
motorcangle320 2 years ago 2
Lol, love the Gremlins music
tehblckdeth 2 years ago
HAHAHAHA i cracked up at the end when the text was scrolling and he spoiled it, funny shit, also the james and the giant peach bit was smart.
nixiecat 2 years ago
well hey if you shoot electricity into water guess what it does in real life? it amplifies it! so i guess real life is ripping from gremlins huh?
bartrulz 2 years ago
vastly less funny when a professional does it... and it wasn't that funny to begin with
Wykfo 2 years ago
Bizzarely Twisted As Always Jim
stupidstuffx 2 years ago
Perfect troll.
nice and professional
JoshhZX 2 years ago
gremlins 2? ahahahah :D
DaCellaFella 2 years ago 2
Team redundancy team!
aarceo 2 years ago
I liked this show, first time I've watched it.
Reminds me of ashes a little bit.
KnightTemplar108 2 years ago
Nice comeback, man. I'd been losing interest over the past two or three vids, but I feel renewed!
Syncopaiua 2 years ago
good one
Raptik666 2 years ago
Jim, I think I love you
flamecondor 2 years ago
wow that sounds like the typical thought process of a stoner/dumbass playing bioshock
jpapca 2 years ago 3
i usually love the shit out of jims work but the fact that people dig these so much makes me fear for humanity :(
GRRAB 2 years ago
We need more Reveries Randy Rats
TheMayor 2 years ago
We need more rants like this in Podtoid! Can't you just randomly start talking like this when Anthony starts asking about games of the week?
duranmute 2 years ago
That was original!
hanEatsPussy 2 years ago
MORE REVERAND ANTHONEY RANTSS!!!
rainman1344 2 years ago 2
Ayn Rand threw a brick at me once :(
xjohnwebsterx 2 years ago 3
really starting to lose interesting to these...
Patsybucktwentythree 2 years ago
Jim Sterling rules.
Ratzaroony 2 years ago
top t ier troll.
god tier - yahtzee
Phillovich 2 years ago
it all makes sense now.
ZombieMurdock667 2 years ago
HAHA he talks about it like he only plays the demo! And he was under a river (Priceless)
DerBertRam 2 years ago
I think Jim should just stick to old games or if he does this for new ones he should do it as soon as they come out
Muffincakeswithsugar 2 years ago
that was bioshocking
hellotheresirdude 2 years ago
Awesome as always!
superretrobrothers 2 years ago
ehhhhhhhhhh
Drzeaius 2 years ago
O_O wtf?
akatsukiAlcamist 2 years ago
is this the gamesweasel guy?
xlrxlr 2 years ago
no.
Abvance 2 years ago
You think?
Nadav667 2 years ago
XD it was funny XD even if I love bioshock
Evildood89 2 years ago
great
Darpole 2 years ago
You tryed WAY to hard, wasn't funny at all. It would have been better maybe if you did this in 07 when the GAME CAME OUT...
stan254 2 years ago
So I take it he should have done the ones about classic 90s games when they came out too? How does that make a difference at all?
Anyway, good show. I cracked up at James and the Giant Peach.
zero10999 2 years ago
Jim, you are a disturbing monster who is part demon and eats small children for breakfast with a side of toast.
D35J4RD1N5 2 years ago 3
I fucking love you, Jim Sterling.
Bennyishere 2 years ago