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  • You're a brave man filming yourself playing cards..for everyone to see..

  • the music feels like something out of oblivion ;)

  • He was gonna take the king but he then took an arrow to the knee

  • @Teronfel You're the worst kind of person. =/

  • @Teronfel Attention whores like you killed that awesome joke.

  • TAKE THE KING JESUS

  • Take the King is now an achievement in the game.

  • He obviously wasn't thinKING hard enough.

  • This game is $2.75 on steam. Go while you still can, 32 hours as of now.

  • oh i just love how he is talking...

  • "There is nothing I can do" -> yes you do..take his king!!!!

  • yelling at the screen use your power card at the end he use i think once vs the enemy 3-5

  • I almost punched the screen couse he dident take the kind :/

  • Steam notification: "You have been invited to the group 'Modern Warfare 3 PC boycott." ... What?

  • @zaruyko what???

  • @killermunk1 meh

  • Gah, honestly choked on my coke when TB randomly dropped a 'streets ahead'. Damn Community wants me dead. Also, THE KING etc.

  • lol o_O

  • does it have multiplayer now? i want buy it if it does not

  • It looks like a good game,i am playing spectromanser now and this looks similar

  • WTF, the main menu music is the same as in the old HoN trailer... Open license music or what? If so, where can I get it?

  • is it just me, or does the music kinda remind you of TESIV: oblivion

  • I just got the achievement "Take the king!!!" for winning with 1 HP left.

    A reference to this video, or just coincidence?

  • @Cooltuber453 It is indeed a reference. Apparently, the developers watched this video and dedicated an achievement to that specific situation TotalBiscuit was in.

  • is this free? :P

  • YE KING! GODDAMMIT!

  • Decided to pick this up today, glad I saw your review.

    The devs posted on their forums that they are already working on Multiplayer and it will be out in a future (FREE) update, but wanted to get the game out and get people familiar with it first.

  • so.. it's totalhalibut or totalbiscuit?

  • @TheMetalHeadGr

    This is a poker game. Poker is a game right? =-)

    It's really nice to just sit back and play a relaxing game like this one once in a while, next to your "hardcore" gaming. (I hate that term but it paints the picture) At 7:45 the actuall gameplay starts.

    Give the demo a fair try, maybe you end up liking it. Or not, fine too.

    and @ Interpr3ter: They are adding multiplayer ASAP.

  • i was gnawing my arm off at one point because he had a chance for that group of 3 of the same card and 2 of the same card. It could have been Jack Queen Jack Queen Jack/Queen so many times it hurt XD It drove me crazy

  • Am I the only one who even realises that the music of this game is STOLEN from a really old game, called spellforce 2.

    They might have premission but it is still just ripped from spellforce.

    I loved that game and its soundtrack and I hate seeing other games getting the honour of another games music. i mean, people say that THIS game have good soundtrack but it is not this games soundtrack!

  • Why would someone create a game like this and dont put a multiplayer in it? i dont get it!! -.-

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  • Can you fight an infinite amount of monsters? Or is there a set number?

  • 18:45 THE KING DAMMIT! TAKE HIS KING!!!!

  • @somesillynoob lol. i was yelling the same thing =( full house would of won. easy steal lol. this game looks fun.

  • . @somesillynoob I was thinking about it too. Take the king god dammit, the king!!!

    The game is in the IndieRoyale Pack (indieroyale/./com, they do some cool bundles like humblebundle)

  • @somesillynoob I actually missed that king as well. I was too busy trying to get him to make a 2 pair, use it then fire off Bloodshot, through force of will.

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  • so bad lol so many moves you could of done

  • @magicomiralles this is not a review, see 0:33

  • @Feroby I saw the video, I know is not a review.

  • @magicomiralles Then why would you say shitty review?

  • 5 of a kind!

  • Hail to the KING, TB!!!!

  • there is achivment in steam version of this game named "Take The King!!!" :)

  • 14:45 "You have been invited to join Steam group Modern Warfare 3 PC Boycott" Lol

  • Just bought this game, it looks cool :D

  • Whatever!! Enjoy......

  • WOw I wasnt the only one who was screaming at the Screen. You couldave ended it with a 2 pair and bloodshot

  • I think your bloodshot would have killed him. The same way his spell killed you.

  • what the...

  • yo TB i Added you on League of Legends.i want to play a game with you a ranked game. am xXBSATSHOTXx add me if i didnt. and you can delete me after a game xD

  • TB is the UK Gaming version of John Madden.

  • Oh TB. You really are the "King" of cards.

  • YOUR BLIND! LOOK AT THE KING!

  • 18:24 Drop a junk card on the 2 pair use it and use the blood shot skill for the last action point. WIN

  • it had lord of the rings music

  • Brit commentators rule haha Subbed

  • ITS THE MUSIC FROM FUCKING SPELLFORCE.....

    

  • @Zarotak from Spellforce 2 to be precise^^ theme's called Sevencastles and is also used in the track Freedom - proud owner of the soundtrack cd here :)

  • it is SO painful watching TB playing this

  • i dont like ur review xD

  • i think im going to have to subscribe 

  • THERS NOTHING I CAN STEAL FROM HIM... king to the far right

  • They even have an Achievement called "Take the King!!!" in the game.

  • when i think of WTF i dont think of:

    Doubleyou - tee - eff

    I just think of the obvious.

  • ... Did I just find myself screaming at my screen "Take the king!"? Huh, that must be a first.

  • @Arcanesaint666 I was yelling at him to drop a junk card, do the 2 pair, and then his magic attack

  • No Multi player =/

  • @BIGTOAST75 It will be implemented in future updates, for now they are just trying to get the game out.

  • $9.99 is 7€, but they're selling the game for 9€. That's a 30% price premium.

    $9.99 is, likewise, £6.2, but they're selling it for £8. That's also a 30% price premium.

    I'm getting tired of this crap.

  • KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Thanks TB i would of never came across this game i do not think but it is one i think i am going to grab for sure.

  • Oh btw, take the king! :D

  • If you stole the king you would have won

  • mega awsome!

    

  • haha, same music as lord of the rings conquest :D

  • the music of this game has been taken from spellforce 2 ...dont know if spellfroce 2 took it from someone else but i havent heard it anywere else so it must be right? :D

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  • @GHeissi if you enjoy this kind of games go ahead and suport them :D and i know the spellforce 2 soundtrack is original but this games soundtrack its almost the same so i thought they take it from them (runespell from spellforce 2 so no misunderstanding:D ) im only sad that spellforce 2 faith in destyny just disapeared....no news of it after nordic games bought jowood i think :-??

  • STREETS AHEAD

  • watching tb can be soooo frustrating at some times

  • THE KING!

  • @masterlybeatle I called it like 8 days ago, and so have others

  • LoL at 14:45 you have been invited on steam to join MW3 boycott :))

  • WTF is a review, telling yourself it isn't and insulting your audience does not change facts. You are playing a game and giving your opinion, that is a review by definition.

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  • @dabomb1357 Definition can kiss my ass, we all know what TB is trying to say, if not, then you are a ravenous idiot!

    To me it just sounds like he didn't like the same thing you did, and that made you sad.... sad, sad kitty.

  • @MrBarlien You have completely missed the point and make yourself look like an ass all at the same time, good job. TB uses the reasoning that it's not a review as an excuse to give really biased and unfounded opinions sometimes.

  • @dabomb1357 yup, also as an excuse to recommend terrible games in exchange for money from the developers... it also allows him to contradict himself whenever it suits

  • @dabomb1357 no it isn't. Are all hands on previews reviews? No, they aren't, otherwise "previews" sections wouldn't exist. I could give my opinion on Men of War, but since I've played it for about 30 minutes total, I wouldn't label it a review as I haven't experienced the entire game.

  • @PaulLFC89 The difference between a preview and review is that in one you simply play and show the game, in the other you give an opinion of the game, which it was TB does. TB uses the excuse that it's not a real review to avoid giving a damn abotu personal bias. Regardless of what he thinks, most of his fans treat it as a review.

  • @dabomb1357 you must be a troll. Give me one good preview which doesn't have any opinion regarding the game. Often they end with the previewer highlighting a feature while they hype their upcoming exclusive first-hand review. And I always find the fact that ADD/Aspberger people like you can't really see that a game/movie/music review need bias to be even classified as a review! In all of those forms you're just listing the facts if you try to do an objective review.

  • @dabomb1357 One example of an "objective" review would be: "This game melds RPG, poker and card collecting. The graphics is mostly two-dimensional. It have MIDI-orchestrated scores." Do you know how you could get that impression? Just look at a gameplay video. The review loses it's purpose if you can't entitle an opinion to it.

  • @dabomb1357 Now when we have gotten the whole idea of personal bias in an entertainment review out of the way. Then we have the difference between first impression and a review. The First Impression is just what it sounds like, you get the game going and talks about whatever comes to your mind. The review means that you ask yourself, how much did you enjoy the gameplay? The graphics/arts? What could be better? And really analyze your own FEELINGS about the game.

  • jesus, the king was sitting right there. how could you not see it? not to mention the jack several turns back

  • Watching him play this was almost as bad as the Risk one where he randomly rolled different number of dice.

  • KING KING KING!!

  • Denmark!! XD At 02:59 - 03:02 

  • I think everyone watching this video did the same thing...... THE KING GOD DAMN IT THE KING!!!!!!

  • TAKE THE KING AHHH DAMN TAKE THE KING then you would have had full house, DAMN THOSE BRITISH!.

  • @RMJ1984 Nah us british find better things to do than sit at home and play cards, to be honest :P

  • OMG your so right! =D when you are saying about how you get better stuff easily and then get something that you think is awsome and tryed realy hard for but it's not as good, i say it's about having it and having the feeling that your earned that tyhing by trying :)

  • "a highly polished, extremely well polished, piece of digitized crack"

    um...

  • Thumbs up for screaming KING at TB for the last turn!

  • @ayeun

    I was screaming BLOODSHOT, YOU GOT FULL RAGE ASJFIOASHJFASM

  • @ayeun I screamed pretty hard... :-D

  • @ayeun I never played poker or runespell and I for once yelled at youtube, "The KINGGGGG!" lol

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  • Lol. KKKAA Fullhouse is not enough for you? And you want QQQJJ Fullhouse?........ :P Oh the blindness of people.

  • Hey TB how can I unsub your starcraft video's without not being able to see your other videos?

  • poker is one of your fav things but you dont know that 4 of a kind is better than a full house....?

  • @Drewface14

    He was referring to this particular game, not the actual game of poker.

  • OMG THE KING!!!!!

  • last turn- blood shot, hit him with a to pair+junk, win

  • Digital Crack!? That's the best kind of crack!

  • @badDogma tx for the support. Great to see so much positive reactions:)

  • great blizzard? damnit blizz

  • @KhasarDeTemplari haha u made me smile :D

  • do every fucking game need to have "rune" on its name?

  • @roinable Do you need to fix your grammar?

    And, there are a few games that have rune in front of their name; but saying what you're saying is completely hyperbolic.

  • @ErikMontague sry mom..

  • @roinable Tis okay, son. And also, make sure to label your Depends as well. We wouldn't want any of the young boys mixing their undergarments with yours, now would we?

  • Is this the same video? Or is it just me? /watch?v=CHjS8WaebVc

  • wtf realy

  • You have been invited to MW3 PC boycott.

  • i was so sad at the end when you didnt steal the king and win with the full house :(

  • 2 much talk 

  • WTF is Tetris. PLEASE.

  • you should have taken the king at the end witch would have made a full house and deal 15

  • oh my god the machinima trolls have found out about an intelligent video what has the world come to

  • Yeah ok, runespell? Runescape? Change the game name b4 rs takes legal action.

  • @ynowork AHAHAHHAHAHAH wow, you are some special kind of morAn ^^

  • This game looks AMAZING!!! 

  • TB YUNO king>full house??

  • EVERYONE START FLAGGING THE I PAD TOP RATED COMMENTS

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  • TAKE THE DAMN KING BISCUIT! TAKE THE DAMN KING.

  • Multiplayer, do want!

  • That king... he could have won with it... I was screaming at the screen but he wasn't listening...

  • love the new intro :)

  • I don't think Biscuit plays much poker......

    By the way, THE KING!!!

  • THE KING TB!!! THE KING

  • I found myself screaming "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING" for practically this entire episode

  • "WTF is Runespell Overture?"

    Well, it's a game of course.

  • NOOOO, THE KIIIIIIING

  • I Have no clue how to play poker but this looks pretty awsome, think I will have to buy and just learn to play (:

  • Did anyone else notice TB's streets ahead comment at about 21:50 something tells me he maybe a community fan 

  • You had moves!! gaaaahhhh, Move the King! Then add the aces! Full house BAM!!! the frustration you caused made me bald! Yaaarrrrrggghghg

  • I just promised myself to buy this, just because u missed that king :D i will revenge you! :D

  • this guy has the best voice ever!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • runescape is better

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  • @killerwhale333 "barbie" better than runescape...

  • i recognise the music from a flash game whose name escapes me

  • @cazza358 warlords or something

  • @dgallegos4201 By your logic, nobody should write fiction, ever...

  • @Buretsu thats true

  • @dgallegos4201 It provides entertainment. It is no different from sports, religion, movies, etc.

  • @dgallegos4201 How much time did you take to rant about something you don't like, when you could've done something in "the real world"?