5MTL.com presents How to Spot a Crystal Meth Dealer

[gratefuldead1968]

ice is a bomb ass high lol i clean my entire house in like 3 hours homie fuck police they shud b after rapist and child molesters not people who use this shit to better their lives

[halfcabdisaster7]

I've never smelled sweet cat urine.

[JaminHell]

@halfcabdisaster7 you got to get real close and inhale deep.

[halfcabdisaster7]

@JaminHell You were right, it smelled like Twinkie filling.

[chrissphinx]

its so easy!

[RedDaVincy]

I resent it being called a Swedish odour, you bastard!

[mzcrazyhunnii]

@RedDaVincy It's not SWEDISH, it's SWEET-ish.

[RedDaVincy]

No kidding dumbass! Are you aware of what a "joke" is? And stop commenting on year-old posts ya pansy.

[randy95023]

So if you rent to any person of any race using any type of truck/trailer combination to move in they are almost certainly a meth cook. Be REALLY frightened if they look at all "inconspicuous"!!

[jayguy173]

sounds like my nighbors

[greatmuta1]

I didn't know meth dealers dressed in suits

[JaminHell]

@greatmuta1 i do just to bad i smell like cat urine.

[omgwtfbbqttyl]

I loves me some meth.

[SRFSPRODUCTIONS]

fuck the meth dude

its alll about the

GANJA!!

weed

pot

grass

whatever you call it

its

DELICIOUS!!

[angrymetalhead]

oh yeah man, im soo high right now, had 4 joints 2day

[JaminHell]

@angrymetalhead dude give me sum of dat shitz u r tryin? want sum man

[angrymetalhead]

@JaminHell lol sure thang u live in australia?

[JaminHell]

@angrymetalhead shit no man i live in usa but man if your got the good stuff n all i be willing to buy some from ya. if your willing man to show u r aint no cop or law enforcement send me a free sample. (trust me there tricky bastards those law people are got busted) but i be a good customer man and i need a good hook up :-)

message me if your interested

[angrymetalhead]

@JaminHell hehehe well said man, im no cop i hate cops, cops in australia are dogs they handcuff unruly teens then beat the shit out of them, my friend was at a party once and he was jst standing there when out of nowhere a 6 foot brick wall of a cop crash tackled him, breaking his color bone in the proccess and all bcoz he was there not bcoz he was breaking the law. Sorry but im no dealer jst a consumer and even if i was a dealer theres no way i would be sending an oz of my chronic into the us.

[jayjayjay]

I might think of trying meth if I was guaranteed to hear that background music in my head.