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I'LL TAKE EIGHT!
thesmileyemo 3 months ago
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*SCAM ALERT* I've been to Tots 'R' Us and they told me they are in no way affiliated with this man. They also asked me to pass along this tidbit: "Tots 'R' Us sells only the cleanest, happiest, most healthily trafficked little boys and girls. Other competitors cannot guarantee the same. Please shop illegally for stolen babies with a professional brand that you can trust."
inutero2759 4 months ago
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inutero2759 4 months ago
seems legit
okiecouple 6 months ago
At first the idea of baby merchants was creepy, but it's such a catchy jingle that I want to be one!
zee339 8 months ago 3
after this - I don't think I'll ever be embarrassed by anything I do again.
2012endofanerror 9 months ago
"That's a small price to pay for a toddler today"
"...just a week or two, I'll have your baby for you"
WELL WHICH IS IT!?!?
disiskurt 10 months ago
Between his talent for interpretive dance and his Members' Only jacket, I'm SOLD!
Nackles 10 months ago
"Baby Merchant "has influenced my life like "The Secret." When I am feeling down I get in touch with my inner baby merchant .
LevSix 10 months ago 4
Did Sting write this
MrnAdamson46 1 year ago 2
This guy put the sex back in baby-selling.
lasterdayfilms 1 year ago 6
This was GLEE before it's time.
ironhide1975 1 year ago
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lasterdayfilms 1 year ago
Truly an inspiring tale of an enterprising young man making his way in the world.
When I grow up, I want to be a baby merchant just like him!
knoshy 1 year ago 3
I am shocked at how catchy this song is, I better be careful about singing this in public
Arroyo2099 1 year ago 5
Awesome!
proman84 1 year ago
Still, it's better than Peter Gabriel's "Big Time".
jondissed 1 year ago
How could you NOT buy a baby from this man? I'll take five!
tubesoda 1 year ago 23
What can I say -- this was the late 80's/early 90s. A lot of television defied explanation.
mtippen 1 year ago 3
I can just see the director now:
"I know the song is about human trafficking, but keep it light and upbeat. We don't want viewers to get depressed..."
abegosum 2 years ago 9
i think the modern day slave masters should use this song to improve their image. did he say tots R us? lmao
zee339 2 years ago 4
This is what I aspire to be when I grow up.
BrightProductions 2 years ago 3
Where did all the good songs about baby selling go?
ealaspada 2 years ago 33
1990 is like an alien planet
handbag86 2 years ago 4
Wha, wha, wha?
sanfransardine 3 years ago