I remember I posted a halloween story on Facebook this year and everyone was shocked and scared that I might be a psychopath because I used "I" in the story even though I said it was purely fictional. I love how people are sooooo paranoid nowadays.
in elementary, my friend wrote an essay about a guy with his roommate and how he devoured him in his sleep with even knowing it (like a werewolf or something). my friends parents had a talk to the teacher about what movies he watches, but that was pretty much it.
thank god i live in germany, where the school system is a little less stupid.
funny thing acutely btw I'm in 7th grade now and in 5th grade i was in a hardcore catholic school
and i had a habit of drawing guns and knives (just cuz i like to draw them for the heck of it)
and i acutely got suspended for the rest of the year and spend my summer in school because of absence they didn't question me about it they didn't talk to me about my feeling on it or how i was feeling they just assumed the worst and kicked me out dumbasses
On muck up day (graduation day in Australia) I brought a fluoro yellow and green plastic nerf shot gun toy to school with no nerf ammo , got it taken of me, had me wait in the office until the principal lectured whether or not theyd let me graduate. I said "Sure, fail me. But you're the ones who have to face the public, why a student was failed for bringing a harmless unarmed toy that 5 yr olds play with, to school and how he could of harmed someone." I graduated. Our school is scared of media.
in britin we dont have this problem because theres no guns.
meaning if some kid snaps its not like he has the POWER to kill them.
people dont deserve to have such power they havent earned put in their hand, the power to end a life with the pull of a finger its a joke they shouldnt exist.
But then again, the reason most kids are in ROTC is because their parents don't have enough money to pay for colleges. I'm in the Navy JROTC because at the moment, it seems like the only path to a decent living.
I on purposely draw dead people and demonic symbols on the side of my papers just to scare the shit out of my teachers and i never get in trouble also i write disturbing as hell stories like if their was a church of burning children why wouldn't you save them and i said things like their going to die any ways so why risk your life and my teacher had this look on her face like HOLY SHIT and she looked at me smiling......
@MegaCman13 I remember once making a short story with my classmates about a couple who ends up going to prison for fucking his wife's dead corpse, then eventually getting out on parole with his prison mate to have a bisexual life with some other poor broad. No detention, no counseling, none of that shit. So...I guess it's not all bad?
The only thing I'm 'scared of' is the intelligence (or lack thereof) of the kids around me. Fuck, they're going to have to build a shit load more mcdonalds to hire all of these fucking idiots.
@Samuslovr1 The worst feeling I get is when I see someone who is so incredibly smart, so pragmatic and wise for their age reveal that they believe in God. I can't understand how people with such mental dexterity become theist other than forceful indoctrination by their parents. In this day and age this ONLY happens in America, the developed country with the slowest growth rate of Atheism by far.
@Thatguywithlogic I love that I live in Canada for this very reason. We have much less stupid people here. Don't get me wrong, we still have morons, just less of them :D.
@Thatguywithlogic Yeah, thats most likely true lol. Odd thing is I go to a catholic school because I have more friends there, and Religion class is boring as fuck with them preaching every five seconds :D
In my opinion, there are actually less Christians in Canada. I go to a Catholic school, majority of people believe in evolution, hate religion class, and some even don't believe in the Bible.
I guarantee there would be less students, in my school, who believed in Christianity, but the curriculum doesn't focus on the Bible. It simple focuses on these lists of traits in regards to humans, culture, etc. It seems as if they make every effort to dodge the bullshit in the Bible.
@GFunkMachine If you have to dodge parts in something to believe in it you probably shouldn't believe in it in the first place. If parts of the Bible essentially universally make no sense, I don't see why people hold it in such high regards.
I agree, It's quite pathetic. At the least, I'm lucky to be in an open-minded Catholic school, which is rare. Even though they believe in an elaborate lie.
I am a small child who draws stickman shooting each other teachers won't learn to fear me or my drawings it'll become a sixth sense to them and my pencil will be my harbinger of death and graphite muahahahahhahaha!!!!!!
lulz, im in ROTC and on the rifle team, not rifle spinning which is drill, but rifle team, where we shoot guns. i have no aspirations to join the military or kill anyone. adults are so fucked up and paranoid these days
I remember at my school, my friend, who at the time was a 5'2" 100-lbs petite little girl with no bad streak whatsoever, got in trouble for handing out VALENTINES DAY CARDS. ON VALENTINES DAYS. Yeah, that's right. Our school just so happened to forget to mention their oh-so-important rule that they don't allow kids to give each other TinkerBell-themed to their friends on Valentines day, their reason? Because they think we'll hide DRUGS in them.
i was suspended for having a bloody costume on Halloween, and carrying a fake wrench, and having a mask. there were multiple girls wearing basically hooker role play "sexy" outfits and guys dressed as pimps. The girl who won the costume contest looked like a depressed whore. that's what i get for being a spider splicer from Bioshock. fuck aps, and fuck the assholes who made fun of me for not wearing a slut costume instead of something scary.
yeah the school systum's fucked, I remember a kid in my class made a gun sign with his hand and made a gun noise with his mouth at a teacher cause she truly was being a fuckin bich, he gets suspended for three day and later that year we all get to shoot fuckin real life go through 500 pounds of flesh without stoping bows.
At my old school the teachers would listen to me and my friends conversations and get us in trouble for making a few fucking sex jokes! I wasn't even allowed to hang out with some of my friends because they kept overhearing me say sexual jokes with them! Like really, I don't get what the big deal is about sexual jokes. They act as if sex is a bad thing or that one sex joke is going to turn me into a cray killer rapist, like really wtf?
The situation is similar with sexual abuse, you know you can do what you want to teenage girls and nobody will do SHIT just dont look at pictures of them naked or you're going to jail!
I had a friend who was suspended for 3 weeks for making a paper knife from some anime they liked. They weren't even flashing it around or pretending to kill people with it. It just fell out of their binder and the teacher freaked.
@SirGodfreytheUnicorn naruto: it gets you suspended for no reason whatsoever. i wonder what would happen to your friend if he liked hellsing and he drew fanart or it and THAT fell out of his binder. your teacher would have multiple heart attacks.
@niccilomachiaveli One of my friends got busted for drawing a gruesome hellsing picture, it wasn't even HALF done and hes got suspended for a month >.<
In the 7th grade, I was joking around with my friends. The next day, my principal and several of my teachers confronted me in an intervention because they thought I was building a biological weapon.
My secondary school had a story writing competition, my story was about a load of military guys storming into the school and shooting everyone and the only way i could defeat them was to blow up the school my stabbing one of the gas canisters in the science department... i submitted it and i ended up having to see the school counsiler for 2 years because apparantly i was disturbed... fuck you QPCS fuck you!
@DioFlux erm... the teachers said i was mentally disturbed... and i had to see a counciller... >.< it was hell, my class still calls me a freak, they also confiscated my art book because i was drawing a comic book with quite a lot of blood in it, they didn't seem to realise that is was about vampires!
Jude 15 tells us: To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have ungodly committed, and of all their hard speeches which ungodly sinners have spoken against him. vs. 16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
Amazing Athiest you are at the gates of hell, that anger in you is the heat of Satans fire on your face, follow Jesus instead and you will cool off quickly and feel much better about everything and peaceful inside, I like to read the Bible on the beach and I feel great, and I also know that all the other people on the beach have come there, for me to read my Bible to them.
@summerofska Dear oh dear, my Christian ears are burning, maybe you should head down to your local beach and I might be on that same beach if your lucky, and I'll come over and read my bible to you, you can lay back on the sand if you like, and relax to the sound of waves crashing for that nice white noise effect, get all that bad hatred towards God leave you and back to hell where it belongs.
I got suspended for speaking up about there being NO vegetarian options at our school All I wanted was a cheese pizza so I can eat lunch at school But nope I was encouraging change And what they told me about change was Change is the heart of anarchy, anarchy is the thriving force of violence we dont want violence at our school Then they suspended me for 4 weeks They also mentioned to my parents that I was atheist and that I was causing all the trouble going on in my school.
@BryceRobertCrist That really sucks, did you ever get your cheese pizza at least? Cuz, with all of that trouble you should have AT LEAST gotten your pizza :/
@ChozoSpacePanda No, I actually didn't get my pizza -_- I started bringing vege-burgers to school then everyone started saying I was a liar about my diet because I was eating cheeseburgers *facepalm* People are so stupid..
when i was in 5th grade, i drew a (very good) picture of a man slicing someone's head off and saying "I hate your tie!". my teacher saw it and just gave me a weird look. she didn't make eye contact with me for the rest of the school year, much less call on me in class, giving me more time to copy violent pictures out of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac (possibly the best comic ever).
We played on cement at my old school. Any time some kid got hurt by falling on the cement through some mishap the teachers would look at the other students like they were killers.
I'm in a jrotc, I dont really plan on going into the milltary and I just like it becasue the other people in my jrotc are smart and the other people are dumbasses
2:32 My school banned dodgeball because some asshole broke a girls finger. It wasn't even because of the sport dodgeball, it was because the guy is an asshole!
I remember in fifth grade we were suposed to draw a pitcture of what a big city looks like, and I drew a pitcture of someone being held up at gunpoint. But I'm psycho and no one gets robbed at gunpoint because thats all in my imagination.
I remember in my art class in elementary school we were making finger puppets. i wanted to make my puppet have a gun but she said we couldn't do that so i suggested a Tazer. Well that wasent good so i tried a ray gun, well even fictional weapons are apparently bad so i made a flash light.
I once got suspended because a kid asked me if i was going to shoot up the school, so i sarcastically answered that i would blow it up. Then he told on me.
There is an element of hypocrisy there. I'm a high school custodian. One of the classroom I clean teaches biology. But the teacher has pictures of her husband who's an air force recruiter on the wall behind her desk. then she has air force pamphlets in her room near the door as if to say, "Sorry if I failed you here, kids, but here's where you can go." That's right- Biology and the military found in the same room at a high school. Boy have we got our priorities straight or what?
I support the second amendment, but I think it's ridiculous that I got in trouble once for drawing guns, and then next year on a school trip there was an archery activity.
...didn't mind, he got a raise, the Mother got a piece of the pie, racism was promoted and the rest of the Fairborn communities' kids had to find their own way to school that following year.
The lawyer (gratefully) lost the election. Two years later, Jesse's reign-of-terror against Whites ended with a illegitimate child.
...couldn't come back to school. When the school stuck to its sucky policy, she hired a local lawyer who happened to be running for office, and Jesse Jackson's friend. Jesse came to town with racism in his eyes and target money for his Rainbow Commission. After all the hand-outs were given, that racist Jesse had more money for the Rainbow Commission--which pays him a very nice salary--it ought to, he owns it. And the SY97-98 bus budget was eliiminated--leaving the kids to walk. That racist...
I live in Fairborn & was there in 1996 when that racist Jesse Jackson came2town to stick up for the Black girl's Mother. The girls where caught in the hall with Midol. They were told that school policy (zero tolerance--what a crock) would suspend them for ten days and could be admitted back to classes should the girls take a drug screen. The white girl was admitted after 3 days with a DS. The black girls mother wanted her daughter admitted and couldn't understand why "her little darling"...
Dodge ball was banned in my old high school because some guy got a broken wrist. What are the odds that he got the wrist for being a cluts that day and not because he was hit by the plastic ball?
My second day of middle two seventh graders came up to me and started fucking with me...Long story short one of them punched me and cracked my lip open. So I threw a punch back and hit one of the kids in the nose and knocked him out. Teachers rushed in and broke us up. I ended up getting suspended for 4 day's for defending myself. >.>
In High school I was suspended for 10 days for hitting another student with a paper ball. on the suspension letter the reason was "assault with a deadly weapon".
@hagakure8398 yep school is becoming more and more fucked up i mean my doesn't even let us come into the school before 8:25 and then we all rush into our classrooms and those of us stuck in the crowd are asked by the teachers "Why are you late?" WTF?!?! no fucking shit I'm late you keep us outside the whole damn time. Not to mention there's hell a violence right outside our school. High school is becoming more depressingly stupid especially when you have to wear within a dress code at ourschool
@hagakure8398 they make us wear the dress code so they can rob us of more money because if your not in dress code then you have to pay $25 just for a fucking piece of shit T-shirt that doesn't even remotely have any significant features to it. And another thing is the teachers are also going crazy, one of my teachers has a list as to what student to kill first when he finally loses it and goes on a rampage.
@TheKamikazeen Ya it cost my parents 90 bucks to do the evaluation and I could not go back to school until it was finished. I missed 4 days of class! Had to make up the homework and tests too!!!
Back in the 70s, we played the be all end all of recces games called Smear The Queer. All the guys would play. There would be one ball and it started by someone kicking it up in the air and whoever caught it was the queer and they had to run for their life because everyone else tried to smear them, or tackle them, which really meant knock him down hard and dogpile on him, then kick it in the air again and repeat. Best times ever. Played on the asphalt, not on the grass.
I got suspended for accidentally tripping a kid. I took a step, and this guy just decided to take a turn RIGHT beside me. Stupid bastard stayed in the clinic, and it was considred "my fault". I beat him shitless afterwards. >:D
I got suspended for beating the crap out of a kid who threw a bag of cheezies at me. I also got suspended for throwing a cup of boiling hot chocolate into a gurls face. When I got back, I did it again (I just put my hoodie on this time). The school stopped serving hot chocolate after that :(
@romperstompist People are fucking stupid... Don't they realize people our age hate nothing more than adults being ignorant about shit and taking it out on us? I can not BELIEVE you got suspended for that shit.
@BullsHero When I die, I go into a casket, then the morgue, then, after the funeral procession, I go into a hole in the ground, after which, I have soil thrown on my carcass, and I stay in the ground until one day where a bird shits out a seed on my grave, which a squirrel or the like then buries. Then my body is used as fuel for the seed to develop and grow, and, after 100 years or so, my remains become food for the tree that has grown on top of me. And you know what else, you little troll? Th
It's like with entertainment, you can watch movies where people are blown up and it's all fine, but two consenting adults in the throws of passion? Ooh, thats wrong!
... WTF?! Killing people is fine and dandy but the natural process of sex is 'evil'? What the hell is wrong with people?!
my school district is super stupid about that. My friend got suspended for drawing Halloween picture of a butcher killing people.
Here's the worst part:
My school is super serious about food fights. If you so much as throw a piece of corn you'll get suspended for a week and have charges pressed against you. The principle said, "We're creating an unsafe environment..." WTF?!?!?!
One of my friends is in ROTC and he came up to me one day and said "Ima go in the army and bomb that Iraq one day. All o' dem kidz over dere are bein' taught howta shoot people."
Anyone else sing a variation of that song in their childhood?
you123123123123 2 weeks ago
anything can be a weapon, if you are creative.
catie1492 3 weeks ago
@catie1492 true.
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@catie1492 So art classes are basicly psycho killer training camps! My mind = blown!
narutokage777 1 week ago
I remember I posted a halloween story on Facebook this year and everyone was shocked and scared that I might be a psychopath because I used "I" in the story even though I said it was purely fictional. I love how people are sooooo paranoid nowadays.
GamingIdiot42Neo 3 weeks ago
@GamingIdiot42Neo yea, i mean im paranoid, but im not one of these people who will deny it to your face
ranth44 3 weeks ago
in elementary, my friend wrote an essay about a guy with his roommate and how he devoured him in his sleep with even knowing it (like a werewolf or something). my friends parents had a talk to the teacher about what movies he watches, but that was pretty much it.
thank god i live in germany, where the school system is a little less stupid.
fireluigi12 4 weeks ago
funny thing acutely btw I'm in 7th grade now and in 5th grade i was in a hardcore catholic school
and i had a habit of drawing guns and knives (just cuz i like to draw them for the heck of it)
and i acutely got suspended for the rest of the year and spend my summer in school because of absence they didn't question me about it they didn't talk to me about my feeling on it or how i was feeling they just assumed the worst and kicked me out dumbasses
kaitegurlxo 4 weeks ago
Role role role your joint. Twist it at the end. light it up. Take a puff. Pass it to a friend.
smoking weed is great.
MegaCman13 1 month ago
On muck up day (graduation day in Australia) I brought a fluoro yellow and green plastic nerf shot gun toy to school with no nerf ammo , got it taken of me, had me wait in the office until the principal lectured whether or not theyd let me graduate. I said "Sure, fail me. But you're the ones who have to face the public, why a student was failed for bringing a harmless unarmed toy that 5 yr olds play with, to school and how he could of harmed someone." I graduated. Our school is scared of media.
Th3RussBus 1 month ago
I remembered singing a song about flushing teachers' heads down a toilet. I can't remember what the tune was for the fuck sake of me >.<
bellyOfaTiger 1 month ago
fuck america.
NightHowlingLoneWolf 1 month ago
I think Chris Rock said it best when he, and I quote, exclaimed, "What happened to crazy?!"
GoldStandardPunk66 1 month ago in playlist More videos from TheAmazingAtheist
why am i the goose!!?!?! AHHHGGG
anundeadWORM 1 month ago
Come to England, we don't give a shit about that stuff :)
Caeryx 1 month ago
@Caeryx Replica guns are banned, knives are banned on the street. We don't give a fuck, but the gubmint does.
cloudycolacorp 1 month ago
One time I was suspended for a week for bringing plastic scissors to kindergarten...
micahjava 2 months ago
Damn, we wore knives on on our side for shop.
scumgod13 2 months ago
PEOPLE FUCKING SUCK!!!!!
EliroX904 3 months ago in playlist More videos from TheAmazingAtheist
@EliroX904 Then kill yourself if ya hate the world so much.
ThatReallyQuietDude 2 months ago
@ThatReallyQuietDude Nah, I do like me some video games and anime so I think Imma stay :D
EliroX904 2 months ago
@EliroX904 Well, that is a damn good reason to stay.
ThatReallyQuietDude 2 months ago
@EliroX904 Not music? damn times change.
scumgod13 2 months ago
in britin we dont have this problem because theres no guns.
meaning if some kid snaps its not like he has the POWER to kill them.
people dont deserve to have such power they havent earned put in their hand, the power to end a life with the pull of a finger its a joke they shouldnt exist.
Terra1311 3 months ago
But then again, the reason most kids are in ROTC is because their parents don't have enough money to pay for colleges. I'm in the Navy JROTC because at the moment, it seems like the only path to a decent living.
accelmemory 3 months ago
for sure, fuck rotc
jackalopebaird 3 months ago
your singing voice. angelic.
jackalopebaird 3 months ago
In my school, we're forced to listen to gay ass country music and no metal! That's Bullcrap! I hate our society.
Mekrokan 3 months ago
I on purposely draw dead people and demonic symbols on the side of my papers just to scare the shit out of my teachers and i never get in trouble also i write disturbing as hell stories like if their was a church of burning children why wouldn't you save them and i said things like their going to die any ways so why risk your life and my teacher had this look on her face like HOLY SHIT and she looked at me smiling......
MegaCman13 3 months ago
@MegaCman13 xD I wish I was there to see her face!
ToxicDarkness24 3 months ago
@MegaCman13 I remember once making a short story with my classmates about a couple who ends up going to prison for fucking his wife's dead corpse, then eventually getting out on parole with his prison mate to have a bisexual life with some other poor broad. No detention, no counseling, none of that shit. So...I guess it's not all bad?
BBPatterson12 1 month ago
@BBPatterson12 um whats wrong with having a bisexual girlfriend? i have 1.
MegaCman13 1 month ago
If Kurt Cobain was hefty....the amazing atheist would look like him.
Strongerthananyfaith 3 months ago
The only thing I'm 'scared of' is the intelligence (or lack thereof) of the kids around me. Fuck, they're going to have to build a shit load more mcdonalds to hire all of these fucking idiots.
Thatguywithlogic 3 months ago
@Thatguywithlogic I know EXACTLY how you feel. I'm constantly surrounded by morons.
Samuslovr1 3 months ago
@Samuslovr1 The worst feeling I get is when I see someone who is so incredibly smart, so pragmatic and wise for their age reveal that they believe in God. I can't understand how people with such mental dexterity become theist other than forceful indoctrination by their parents. In this day and age this ONLY happens in America, the developed country with the slowest growth rate of Atheism by far.
Thatguywithlogic 3 months ago
@Thatguywithlogic I love that I live in Canada for this very reason. We have much less stupid people here. Don't get me wrong, we still have morons, just less of them :D.
Samuslovr1 3 months ago
@Samuslovr1 Bet there's a lot less Christians too. I swear, there's a direct correlation between levels of religion and education...
Thatguywithlogic 3 months ago
@Thatguywithlogic Yeah, thats most likely true lol. Odd thing is I go to a catholic school because I have more friends there, and Religion class is boring as fuck with them preaching every five seconds :D
Samuslovr1 3 months ago
@Samuslovr1 I went to some $40k a year jewish preschool...closest I've ever been to religious lol.
Thatguywithlogic 3 months ago
@Thatguywithlogic DAMN thats expensive O.O
Samuslovr1 3 months ago
@Samuslovr1 It's Jewish what do you expect.
Thatguywithlogic 3 months ago
@Thatguywithlogic True...
Samuslovr1 3 months ago
@Thatguywithlogic
In my opinion, there are actually less Christians in Canada. I go to a Catholic school, majority of people believe in evolution, hate religion class, and some even don't believe in the Bible.
I guarantee there would be less students, in my school, who believed in Christianity, but the curriculum doesn't focus on the Bible. It simple focuses on these lists of traits in regards to humans, culture, etc. It seems as if they make every effort to dodge the bullshit in the Bible.
GFunkMachine 3 months ago
@GFunkMachine If you have to dodge parts in something to believe in it you probably shouldn't believe in it in the first place. If parts of the Bible essentially universally make no sense, I don't see why people hold it in such high regards.
Thatguywithlogic 3 months ago
@Thatguywithlogic
I agree, It's quite pathetic. At the least, I'm lucky to be in an open-minded Catholic school, which is rare. Even though they believe in an elaborate lie.
GFunkMachine 3 months ago
I am a small child who draws stickman shooting each other teachers won't learn to fear me or my drawings it'll become a sixth sense to them and my pencil will be my harbinger of death and graphite muahahahahhahaha!!!!!!
Subzerobebumpin 3 months ago
@Subzerobebumpin what is this i dont even
LuxConcordiae 3 months ago
Im in rotc and they say we dont promote joining the military yet ive already had the marine corps and army contact me.
148scalemodeling 3 months ago
THANK YOU. I dealt with this shit as a kid
FinaIFrontier 3 months ago
hahahah xD i got expelled from my school the other day for telling a guy in my class that would love to cut him open (y)
and he have been bullieng me all year psycologicly without the school did enything x3
albanmaster 3 months ago
I got suspended in 6th grade for a drawing of a couple of stick figures shooting each other
Poisonmilk273 3 months ago
@Poisonmilk273 What a bullshit school you went to.
starfalco13 3 months ago
I drew lots of violent pictures. lol Doesnt mean im psychotic. I agree with TJ :)
Rockfan1013 4 months ago
On top of spaghetti, all covered with blood? Now how many centuries does that that go back?
jaworskij 4 months ago
the bow and arrow one does make sense if you think about it
KrazieED 4 months ago
lulz, im in ROTC and on the rifle team, not rifle spinning which is drill, but rifle team, where we shoot guns. i have no aspirations to join the military or kill anyone. adults are so fucked up and paranoid these days
Ir0nF1st924 4 months ago
I remember at my school, my friend, who at the time was a 5'2" 100-lbs petite little girl with no bad streak whatsoever, got in trouble for handing out VALENTINES DAY CARDS. ON VALENTINES DAYS. Yeah, that's right. Our school just so happened to forget to mention their oh-so-important rule that they don't allow kids to give each other TinkerBell-themed to their friends on Valentines day, their reason? Because they think we'll hide DRUGS in them.
And I live in a small town too.
star3catcherSEQUEL 4 months ago
i was suspended for having a bloody costume on Halloween, and carrying a fake wrench, and having a mask. there were multiple girls wearing basically hooker role play "sexy" outfits and guys dressed as pimps. The girl who won the costume contest looked like a depressed whore. that's what i get for being a spider splicer from Bioshock. fuck aps, and fuck the assholes who made fun of me for not wearing a slut costume instead of something scary.
1l9e9o4 4 months ago
this guy sounds like the joker from the dark night at one point. love this video
sravanmun 5 months ago
My brother's school won't let them play tag. In second grade.
Grethen08 5 months ago
yeah the school systum's fucked, I remember a kid in my class made a gun sign with his hand and made a gun noise with his mouth at a teacher cause she truly was being a fuckin bich, he gets suspended for three day and later that year we all get to shoot fuckin real life go through 500 pounds of flesh without stoping bows.
crypticBhann 5 months ago
Pause the video at exactly 0:52 :D
TheAkavirian 5 months ago
i got suspended just because i killed 30 kids stupid teachers
puffpuffdustbunny 5 months ago
You remind me of the joker, TJ. :)
XxSockmonkeyxX 5 months ago
At my old school the teachers would listen to me and my friends conversations and get us in trouble for making a few fucking sex jokes! I wasn't even allowed to hang out with some of my friends because they kept overhearing me say sexual jokes with them! Like really, I don't get what the big deal is about sexual jokes. They act as if sex is a bad thing or that one sex joke is going to turn me into a cray killer rapist, like really wtf?
cakeshowers 5 months ago
The situation is similar with sexual abuse, you know you can do what you want to teenage girls and nobody will do SHIT just dont look at pictures of them naked or you're going to jail!
taresFlyInCircles 5 months ago
rotc is not like that...you failed.....first video i have ever said that on. do more research .
p4ndiamond 5 months ago
rofl i remember writing a scary story about someone dieing a horrible death
and the teacher got scared and sent me to the cousiler
i was so fucking angry they even told my parents
i was like its MENT TO BE A FUCKING SCARY STORY IF YOUR SCARED MISSIONFUCKINGACCOMPLISHED YOU STUPID FUCKINGRETARDS
in my head though. if i said that id be sent to another counsiler
WonderNoobie 6 months ago
I'M 13 FEAR ME!!!!
deadbabyfromspace 6 months ago
I know Michael Moore is a total dipshit but Bowling For Columbine was a realy good documentary...
XenrexOriginal 6 months ago
I still love you
SexyVampyr09 6 months ago
my school has a gun club and a shooting range
macoronicheez 6 months ago
I had a friend who was suspended for 3 weeks for making a paper knife from some anime they liked. They weren't even flashing it around or pretending to kill people with it. It just fell out of their binder and the teacher freaked.
SirGodfreytheUnicorn 6 months ago
@SirGodfreytheUnicorn naruto: it gets you suspended for no reason whatsoever. i wonder what would happen to your friend if he liked hellsing and he drew fanart or it and THAT fell out of his binder. your teacher would have multiple heart attacks.
niccilomachiaveli 6 months ago
@niccilomachiaveli One of my friends got busted for drawing a gruesome hellsing picture, it wasn't even HALF done and hes got suspended for a month >.<
ChozoSpacePanda 5 months ago
@ChozoSpacePanda damn. half finished? what would happen to him if it were finished?
niccilomachiaveli 5 months ago
that is the best song ever!
JImmy4336 6 months ago
In the 7th grade, I was joking around with my friends. The next day, my principal and several of my teachers confronted me in an intervention because they thought I was building a biological weapon.
CyrusKosloff 6 months ago
@CyrusKosloff That's awesome.
sakuraXsamurai 6 months ago
My secondary school had a story writing competition, my story was about a load of military guys storming into the school and shooting everyone and the only way i could defeat them was to blow up the school my stabbing one of the gas canisters in the science department... i submitted it and i ended up having to see the school counsiler for 2 years because apparantly i was disturbed... fuck you QPCS fuck you!
SexyVampyr09 6 months ago
@SexyVampyr09
Wow... How did they "treat" you :O?
DioFlux 6 months ago
@DioFlux erm... the teachers said i was mentally disturbed... and i had to see a counciller... >.< it was hell, my class still calls me a freak, they also confiscated my art book because i was drawing a comic book with quite a lot of blood in it, they didn't seem to realise that is was about vampires!
SexyVampyr09 6 months ago
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Jude 15 tells us: To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have ungodly committed, and of all their hard speeches which ungodly sinners have spoken against him. vs. 16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
moseseseseses 6 months ago
HOW LONG IS YOUR TONGUE :O
DenVaagheid 6 months ago
@DenVaagheid Gene Simmons level.
gizmofly870 6 months ago
@gizmofly870 Me gusta.
DenVaagheid 6 months ago
I know where they can get the next joker in the new batman movie
TheEvilinsanity 6 months ago
Amazing Athiest you are at the gates of hell, that anger in you is the heat of Satans fire on your face, follow Jesus instead and you will cool off quickly and feel much better about everything and peaceful inside, I like to read the Bible on the beach and I feel great, and I also know that all the other people on the beach have come there, for me to read my Bible to them.
Zephyesa 6 months ago
@Zephyesa LOL. i like having sex on the beach. and i feel great. i havent seen you there.
summerofska 6 months ago
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@summerofska Dear oh dear, my Christian ears are burning, maybe you should head down to your local beach and I might be on that same beach if your lucky, and I'll come over and read my bible to you, you can lay back on the sand if you like, and relax to the sound of waves crashing for that nice white noise effect, get all that bad hatred towards God leave you and back to hell where it belongs.
Zephyesa 6 months ago
I got suspended for speaking up about there being NO vegetarian options at our school All I wanted was a cheese pizza so I can eat lunch at school But nope I was encouraging change And what they told me about change was Change is the heart of anarchy, anarchy is the thriving force of violence we dont want violence at our school Then they suspended me for 4 weeks They also mentioned to my parents that I was atheist and that I was causing all the trouble going on in my school.
BryceRobertCrist 7 months ago
@BryceRobertCrist Damn that is crazy! I broke a kids nose in 9th grade and I was suspended for 10 days. 4 weeks is insane!
romperstompist 7 months ago
@BryceRobertCrist That is insane, what kind of school do you go to?
ChozoSpacePanda 5 months ago
@ChozoSpacePanda Public School In Idaho. 85% of people here are morman. I'm not, they don't li
ke me :/
BryceRobertCrist 5 months ago
@BryceRobertCrist That really sucks, did you ever get your cheese pizza at least? Cuz, with all of that trouble you should have AT LEAST gotten your pizza :/
ChozoSpacePanda 5 months ago
@ChozoSpacePanda No, I actually didn't get my pizza -_- I started bringing vege-burgers to school then everyone started saying I was a liar about my diet because I was eating cheeseburgers *facepalm* People are so stupid..
BryceRobertCrist 5 months ago
@ChozoSpacePanda Chozo? Are you a Metroid fan? =D
pcred566 5 months ago
@pcred566 Yes, yes I am <3 :D
ChozoSpacePanda 5 months ago
@ChozoSpacePanda =D
pcred566 5 months ago
i got suspended in the 6th grade for drawing a stick figure with a knife
MrToombus 7 months ago
your passion comes off as insanity at times.
Maggynus 7 months ago
Nowadays they want to call the cops over toy guns and cigarettes. It makes me sick.
john17972 7 months ago
Day 1 write a fantasy story for your english project where the only rule is be creative.
day 2 expelled for being creative.
Nagneto 7 months ago
when i was in 5th grade, i drew a (very good) picture of a man slicing someone's head off and saying "I hate your tie!". my teacher saw it and just gave me a weird look. she didn't make eye contact with me for the rest of the school year, much less call on me in class, giving me more time to copy violent pictures out of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac (possibly the best comic ever).
bunny1445 7 months ago
@bunny1445 AWWEEE YEAH, you're lucky you can draw nny stuff without getting into trouble >.< my teachers would probably call the cops on me
ChozoSpacePanda 5 months ago
@ChozoSpacePanda Haha. My teacher was a huge bitch so i'm surprised she didn't just execute me with the paper cutter XD
bunny1445 5 months ago
We played on cement at my old school. Any time some kid got hurt by falling on the cement through some mishap the teachers would look at the other students like they were killers.
Bluebelle9289 8 months ago
I'm in a jrotc, I dont really plan on going into the milltary and I just like it becasue the other people in my jrotc are smart and the other people are dumbasses
GameStar1300 8 months ago
i got suspended for not going to a class.
AllegoricalAntgonist 8 months ago
CAN'T PLAY DODGEBALL???????? That game was is played at least three times a week in my gym class (in Canada).
OutlawedSaviour 8 months ago
@OutlawedSaviour Yeah same here for me and im in the US
IndieMishaps 8 months ago
I got suspended cause someone said I had sex in the bathroom.
wellilikemusic 8 months ago
pause at 0:03
igor111er 8 months ago
we sang a song that went like this:
theres blood on the carpet theres blood on the floor
i shot my teacher with a m64
i shot her with happyness i shot her with pride
i sure am glad she isn't alive
then she got up and she wasn't quite dead
so i got a bazooka and shot off her head
i went to her funeral i went to her grave
some poeple threw flowers i threw a grenade
LEpicFails912 8 months ago
2:32 My school banned dodgeball because some asshole broke a girls finger. It wasn't even because of the sport dodgeball, it was because the guy is an asshole!
RandomPerson964 8 months ago
I remember in fifth grade we were suposed to draw a pitcture of what a big city looks like, and I drew a pitcture of someone being held up at gunpoint. But I'm psycho and no one gets robbed at gunpoint because thats all in my imagination.
TehFunnehMann 8 months ago
I remember in my art class in elementary school we were making finger puppets. i wanted to make my puppet have a gun but she said we couldn't do that so i suggested a Tazer. Well that wasent good so i tried a ray gun, well even fictional weapons are apparently bad so i made a flash light.
Way to fucking go shcool district.
monkeymauler1400 9 months ago
One time the bitch guidance counselor got involved because I drew a picture of a stick figure shooting a fish.
Twistedthief 9 months ago
@Twistedthief You psycho !!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeeWeext 8 months ago
I got suspended for being suspended, the idiot teacher didn't sign me off for a week and I got done for truancy.
395Javelin 9 months ago
I once got suspended because a kid asked me if i was going to shoot up the school, so i sarcastically answered that i would blow it up. Then he told on me.
Beaverhead100 9 months ago
i got in trouble for drawing someone hunting a rabbit, he didnt even shoot the bow and arrow
5566loo 9 months ago
@PAND0XB0X reserve officer training corps
willsevysmile 9 months ago
what does ROTC stand for
mrgeoslugs 9 months ago
There is an element of hypocrisy there. I'm a high school custodian. One of the classroom I clean teaches biology. But the teacher has pictures of her husband who's an air force recruiter on the wall behind her desk. then she has air force pamphlets in her room near the door as if to say, "Sorry if I failed you here, kids, but here's where you can go." That's right- Biology and the military found in the same room at a high school. Boy have we got our priorities straight or what?
rpm297 9 months ago
I support the second amendment, but I think it's ridiculous that I got in trouble once for drawing guns, and then next year on a school trip there was an archery activity.
TedMan55 9 months ago
...didn't mind, he got a raise, the Mother got a piece of the pie, racism was promoted and the rest of the Fairborn communities' kids had to find their own way to school that following year.
The lawyer (gratefully) lost the election. Two years later, Jesse's reign-of-terror against Whites ended with a illegitimate child.
capie44 10 months ago
...couldn't come back to school. When the school stuck to its sucky policy, she hired a local lawyer who happened to be running for office, and Jesse Jackson's friend. Jesse came to town with racism in his eyes and target money for his Rainbow Commission. After all the hand-outs were given, that racist Jesse had more money for the Rainbow Commission--which pays him a very nice salary--it ought to, he owns it. And the SY97-98 bus budget was eliiminated--leaving the kids to walk. That racist...
capie44 10 months ago
I live in Fairborn & was there in 1996 when that racist Jesse Jackson came2town to stick up for the Black girl's Mother. The girls where caught in the hall with Midol. They were told that school policy (zero tolerance--what a crock) would suspend them for ten days and could be admitted back to classes should the girls take a drug screen. The white girl was admitted after 3 days with a DS. The black girls mother wanted her daughter admitted and couldn't understand why "her little darling"...
capie44 10 months ago
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capie44 10 months ago
i really want to kill my "classmates"
then ill sing that song ;)
KlarKman1000 10 months ago
thats why i went to a chicago school. near the projects. they didnt care bout violence. we saw shooting at least 1 a month so yea
nintendostarpower 10 months ago
one time this kid came a knifed me with a fork and then raped my corpse and then took over america.........
MEVSFBI 10 months ago
This arguement was conservative until you mentioned JROTC.
Anyway, JROTC is not bad neither is singing or talking or drawing about guns!
xtcarnage15586 10 months ago
Dodge ball was banned in my old high school because some guy got a broken wrist. What are the odds that he got the wrist for being a cluts that day and not because he was hit by the plastic ball?
TheLordmep 10 months ago
yea bill hicks was better lol
goonerno14 10 months ago
Sometimes... Sometimes my hair can be greasy.
Lamborghini40000 10 months ago
school has some fucked up rules
johncena6002 10 months ago
They've replaced lunch with multiple "nutrition breaks" because lunch promotes obesity.
fcpictures 10 months ago
Rediculous! What's gonna be next? Is my school gonna say I'm not allowed to listen to Trance music because it "promotes ecstasy use"? Jeez.
rabbitlove4ever 11 months ago
ROTC? never heard of it...
thetallfilipino 11 months ago
My second day of middle two seventh graders came up to me and started fucking with me...Long story short one of them punched me and cracked my lip open. So I threw a punch back and hit one of the kids in the nose and knocked him out. Teachers rushed in and broke us up. I ended up getting suspended for 4 day's for defending myself. >.>
Reaper818dn 11 months ago
I droped a tear with that song. Just beautiful TJ snif snif :´(
VicmanHdez 11 months ago
In High school I was suspended for 10 days for hitting another student with a paper ball. on the suspension letter the reason was "assault with a deadly weapon".
hagakure8398 11 months ago
@hagakure8398 You can NOT be fucking serious. I imagine your parents were at least understanding?
xXMaJoRxSnIpEzXx 11 months ago
@hagakure8398 Are you serious? That gotta have been recently because it's a new trend for schools to be that stupid.
Abbe235 11 months ago
@hagakure8398 yep school is becoming more and more fucked up i mean my doesn't even let us come into the school before 8:25 and then we all rush into our classrooms and those of us stuck in the crowd are asked by the teachers "Why are you late?" WTF?!?! no fucking shit I'm late you keep us outside the whole damn time. Not to mention there's hell a violence right outside our school. High school is becoming more depressingly stupid especially when you have to wear within a dress code at ourschool
doomgaurdian 10 months ago
@hagakure8398 they make us wear the dress code so they can rob us of more money because if your not in dress code then you have to pay $25 just for a fucking piece of shit T-shirt that doesn't even remotely have any significant features to it. And another thing is the teachers are also going crazy, one of my teachers has a list as to what student to kill first when he finally loses it and goes on a rampage.
doomgaurdian 10 months ago
I drew a 'violent' picture when I was 7 and no one seemed to mind.
triplequeen 11 months ago
I remember drawing pokemons and monsters in the second grade and my teachers thought i was somekind of a psychopath.
TheKamikazeen 11 months ago
@TheKamikazeen Haha i use to draw army battles and stuff like whats on stickdeath. I had to take a psychic evaluation with a therapist because of it.
romperstompist 11 months ago
@romperstompist Dude, that's fucking insane! xD
TheKamikazeen 11 months ago
@TheKamikazeen Ya it cost my parents 90 bucks to do the evaluation and I could not go back to school until it was finished. I missed 4 days of class! Had to make up the homework and tests too!!!
romperstompist 11 months ago
Back in the 70s, we played the be all end all of recces games called Smear The Queer. All the guys would play. There would be one ball and it started by someone kicking it up in the air and whoever caught it was the queer and they had to run for their life because everyone else tried to smear them, or tackle them, which really meant knock him down hard and dogpile on him, then kick it in the air again and repeat. Best times ever. Played on the asphalt, not on the grass.
Necroticpus 11 months ago
Fuck, i really miss this side of TJ.
pumarunner88 11 months ago
I draw killing pictures, but I don't show teachers, because its obvious this will happen!
YoungCultist2 11 months ago
when i was 5 i strangled my neighbors cat with its own intestinse and than i had to go to a psych ward for 8 months
MrDroopdog1 11 months ago
funny. I did archery in school.
mrT0RRANCE 11 months ago
@mrT0RRANCE I just finished my first semester 3 weeks ago, oddly enough finishing with archery around my first ever viewing of this video :P
xXMaJoRxSnIpEzXx 11 months ago
I would be scared of a kid if he's pointing a gun at me, and I would really be scared if he also shot 30 other people before me!!
DeepThinker4America 1 year ago
@DeepThinker4America Why not shoot the kid in his stupid face before he kills anymore people there problem solved.:D
GUNS4MIKE1234 11 months ago
I got suspended for accidentally tripping a kid. I took a step, and this guy just decided to take a turn RIGHT beside me. Stupid bastard stayed in the clinic, and it was considred "my fault". I beat him shitless afterwards. >:D
SuperIGotHacked 1 year ago
I got suspended for beating the crap out of a kid who threw a bag of cheezies at me. I also got suspended for throwing a cup of boiling hot chocolate into a gurls face. When I got back, I did it again (I just put my hoodie on this time). The school stopped serving hot chocolate after that :(
razorback497 1 year ago
@razorback497
boiling coffee would still work mwahahaha :P
centerfoldFrancis 1 year ago
@ TheAmazingAtheistdude i got suspended once cause some one had pot in a locker next to mine but it gets better they had a gun to
MegaCramer1 1 year ago
my dad was scared of me when i was 7...i was a serious bastard.
Leafeonsenergydrink 1 year ago
I got suspended from school and had to take a psych evaluation with my friend for just talking about shooting guns that weekend with my dad.
romperstompist 1 year ago
@romperstompist O.O....wow
Leafeonsenergydrink 1 year ago
@romperstompist People are fucking stupid... Don't they realize people our age hate nothing more than adults being ignorant about shit and taking it out on us? I can not BELIEVE you got suspended for that shit.
xXMaJoRxSnIpEzXx 10 months ago
@xXMaJoRxSnIpEzXx Ya it was messed up for sure. Leave it to a school in the middle of a bunch of potato farmers to be crazy like that.
romperstompist 9 months ago
NEVER SING EVER AGAIN.
EthanoftheInternet 1 year ago
@BullsHero When I die, I go into a casket, then the morgue, then, after the funeral procession, I go into a hole in the ground, after which, I have soil thrown on my carcass, and I stay in the ground until one day where a bird shits out a seed on my grave, which a squirrel or the like then buries. Then my body is used as fuel for the seed to develop and grow, and, after 100 years or so, my remains become food for the tree that has grown on top of me. And you know what else, you little troll? Th
AChaosAddiction 1 year ago
It's like with entertainment, you can watch movies where people are blown up and it's all fine, but two consenting adults in the throws of passion? Ooh, thats wrong!
... WTF?! Killing people is fine and dandy but the natural process of sex is 'evil'? What the hell is wrong with people?!
GeoRyukaiser 1 year ago
it's jrotc btw
blueipod111 1 year ago
my school district is super stupid about that. My friend got suspended for drawing Halloween picture of a butcher killing people.
Here's the worst part:
My school is super serious about food fights. If you so much as throw a piece of corn you'll get suspended for a week and have charges pressed against you. The principle said, "We're creating an unsafe environment..." WTF?!?!?!
gtisthebest247 1 year ago
MERRY CHRISTMAS PPL
gabrielchristian100 1 year ago
One of my friends is in ROTC and he came up to me one day and said "Ima go in the army and bomb that Iraq one day. All o' dem kidz over dere are bein' taught howta shoot people."
-__-;
ChelseaHerself 1 year ago