The Cute Little Puppy Dog Song

[ceslovesrock]

Phoebe Buffay?

[BurkeTrue2]

P.S. The number of negative comments below are shocking. It has to be people trolling cos my mind can't accept that there are so many people without a sense of humour. Irish audiences have no problem with it. it always gets good laughs at our gigs. It's especially effective if you single out an attractive woman in the audience and sing it as if it was written with her in mind. :p

[jessicaajaneee]

I thought this was hilarious.. Like this guy really goes out and kill puppies? Lol retards.. Laugh alittle.

[SheIsntReal94]

haha these guys sang this in the middle of town the other day, the horrified expressions of the old people were priceless xD

[marksilverman]

@SheIsntReal94 That's so cool -- where did you see people singing this in the street?

[SheIsntReal94]

@marksilverman in galway,ireland, but the guy singing it was american :D

[marksilverman]

@SheIsntReal94 I've performed in Galway a few times, so that makes sense

[BurkeTrue2]

@marksilverman Hi, It was 'Mikey and the Scallywags' that was seen plaing this in Galway. I'm their bass player. The American singer in question is Mikey McRorry I think you know him. This song features regularly in our busking and giging setlist. It's a great number if you wanna mess with the audience a little. We always give a shout out to Mark Silverman when we play it. Get in touch if you're coming to Ireland anytime. We'd definitely be able to organise a gig for you and pack the house.

[Skullcollecter3000]

This is terrible. You can't just put that in a song to make it seem amusing. This is animal abuse, and the worst part is that you uploaded it and all these people thought it was funny! It is sick.

[marksilverman]

@Skullcollecter3000 lol, your name is "skull collector" and you think *I'm* sick? Do you collect puppy dog skulls?

[wildwhitemustang]

FREAK!

[spastastico]

You suck...

The reason she won't go out with you is because you sing about killing puppies...

retard

[Twilight60606]

ahh this made me laugh - brill :)

[crazydude2686]

thats horrible

horribly funny that is XD

[skypaw929]

did he say kill omg XD its good song and its good humor but ppl that dont get it will be like omg murder!

[OhItsThemAgain]

..brilliancy. :D

[JAMESKEIRS]

8 dislikes im goin out with 8 bullets and a sniper ....how can they possibly hate this song it covers all religios beliefes sexuality and gender it cant be disliked by any nationalty or sexual preferance it cheers up all hair colours all people from the uglies to the buetifull people ...in short this song is awesome

[JAMESKEIRS]

you are my idol,when im older i want to be you...no not like you i acctualy wanna be you

[JAMESKEIRS]

you are my idol .....when im older i wanna be you..well u with frinds...and a life...........still you are awesome

[Xx3m0xXL]

fuck you you sick bitchen basterd and thats why ya ass is all alone because your a fking murderer. -.- just go gay or something

[jonass3600]

shit do you call the poor girl 40 times a week!?

[videll]

hahahaha <3 this was awesome!!! xD

(l) puppies

[HiroAkemi82]

Lol, its true. THE WORLD IS DULL. People should get a clue, makes me wonder what they do think is funny.

[sophaloopalicious101]

wow this song is stupid!

who would even talk about killing animals or stupid stuff like that ,for entertainment??

wow!!! weird no one is gonna go out with you!!! :]

[JAMESKEIRS]

@sophaloopalicious101 go away i would definetly go out with him

[Nuisha07]

worst song and disturbing threatening puppies 4 her to go out with her eew

[JAMESKEIRS]

@Nuisha07 go to hell u stupid bellend

[Gothicanime20]

I love this! So funny!

[janistonbest]

haha can't believe this was on Spotify :D

well said, Mark

>:( shut up about sick, get cry to your mommies, jeez... it's only a song. I could think of a zillion things in the REAL WORLD, which you dont seem to be familiar with, that are way more sick, and real than this..

anyway, lol. :)) was that "shquirrel" he said? :P

[Dreadnire]

lol, it amuses me how many people who watch this don't have a sense of humour.

[SouthernGirl4ever86]

this song is fucked up

[Sweetlolly11]

retarded. totally

[laurenandmaddyshow]

YOU ARE SO STUPID! IT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO MEAN TO TALK ABOUT KILLING PUPPIES! I LOVE PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!! ITS SO MEAN TO MAKE UP A SONG ABOUT KILLING PUPPIES! YOU IDIOT! thank you!

hehe :( weirdo

[Gothicanime20]

Sense of humor. Go out and get one.

[yumagetbullet]

hahahah hahahah hahahh ahahha . so funy ^^ he sounds like me :D

[coolcammy123]

(applause) dead cool :)

[KkParker13]

disturbing.. :(

[Shana4t5]

talk about disturbia

[RedhorseJilly]

This guy is a real sicko... Anyone who thinks this is okay, go see a shrink!!!

[RedhorseJilly]

This guy is really sick.

[TheOnlyItachiUchiha]

(A bit creepy... ok, alot creepy and stalker-sanish. I have stalker-san, but he's cool. He handcuffed me to him at the anime con. But... I was Light and he was L... so it made sense, but I had never met him before so... yeah...)

[marteny1984]

umm this was disturbing

[littleKaidadragon]

It's kinda sweet in the creepy stalker-ish kinda way

[Licmycat]

I think I would move out of the country to hide from him...LOL!

[twistedxtransistor]

you, are fucking genius. :D

[PsalmsRule]

thats so sad

[gjjsargent]

sad that he is so amasing

[Cobradoug55]

wow... that was amazing... such a happy sounding song with such brutal lyrics... love it :)

[taco127]

Lol im not sure if this song is funny or like a warm song but 5 star =]

[18091993]

That is the most beautiful love song I have ever heard ^^

[CBGB42]

You're awesome. It was disgusting and creepy, but freaking awesome. I'd hate to be that girl.

[kimasargent]

more people should see this if you see this post befor a week is up reply just want to see how meany people actually watch this

[jenbanter]

This would have been number 1 on Dr. Demento's Funny Five for several weeks had you only sent it to Dr. D all those years ago. Wow! That was disgusting. Mind you that is high praise coming from me. My favorite Dr. D songs are: I like, Dead Puppies, Fish Heads, and all the boobie songs.

[marksilverman]

actually it *was* on the demento funny five! not sure for how long, but some web sites track the charts (google it if you're curious). I should really make a clean, slick recording and send it to him again.

[jenbanter]

How the heck did I miss it? I listened to that show regularly. I have several CD's. I was a Dementite. I belonged to his fan club.

[ArboriusOwns]

Mark you have a lot of hilarious songs you should definitely make more videos.

[ricohamster97]

Nice tune.

But why the heck did you have to make it killing puppies? :[

[illkickurass1]

lol im going to kill 1 pumpy you damn bitch

[Onhson]

:( this is terrible. . . but it's even more terrible that I laughed! Thx 4 the vid, ur a great guitar player! Did u write this song??

[marksilverman]

Yes I wrote it. I've written a lot of terrible songs!

[RazrWng]

Love this, brother. Long-time fan. Bought a CD and everything. But where was the bridge? That's the best part. Oh, and I play this all the time. Everyone I know loves it, and being smarter than the average YouTube user, get that it's satire.

[marksilverman]

Thanks RazrWng. I took out the bridge to make the song shorter... how long is the average youtube attention span?

[Penguin3lvr]

WHAT THE CRAP?!?!This is craziness!But...I still laughed,is this song a sin?

C::C

[Choobydoo]

Twisted, sick and very, very funny.

[caramelatte1993]

this isnt funny....... its disturbing

[KrahulikIsGod]

quick, someone call the WAAAAmbulance, caramelette is having a fit.

[musichick120]

so messed up...

but hilarious!

[lo9lly9p9op]

omg i loved the song! sooooo funny! but a little sick.

[BadAssMF87]

hillarious song, thx for making me laugh :)

[seandeyoung]

Please post this to myspace. I have to have this on my website!

[marksilverman]

you can put it on your myspace page using the "embed" url (to the right of the video). you can google for full instructions. thanks!

[seandeyoung]

OH MY GOD, that is the best. LUV it that it Hilarous!

[seandeyoung]

ahahaha. o man! that is funny. i know you are just joking because if you weren't i wouldn't be killing no little puppy!

[hugehelicopter]

lol fucking awesome

[shortieluvsu61]

i dont get it

[vanz97]

WTF! U R goanna kill puppy?

u should kill this song

[brinazarski]

hope u go to hell ur a mutha fucka that song to me is offensive y wont u kill urself ur an asshole wat kind of person would go out wit u? u desperate homo u no y she wont go out wit u !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AndrwHock]

There are 20 angels in this world

10 are sleeping

9 are playing

1 is reading this

put this on 4 video comments within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love

[lynsieeeee]

LMFAO!!omg I.CAN'T. BREATHE. YOUR A freaking genius!

[Level5Dworc]

LOFUCKINGL

[Vegad89Guitar]

U SUCK TOTALY DUDE!

[cweisart]

Comical desparation!?

[johnveno]

As an animal lover, I DON"T find the song offensive. I get the joke. Infact, it's quite a great song. I'm adding you to my favorites!

[marksilverman]

the joke? there's no joke! I pour my heart out in a song and people think I'm just jokin' around. pfft! ;-)

[jovapa]

loved this song since I heard you do it at burning man last year. keep up the good work!

[PleaseLikeMe]

I have never before witnessed something that has offended my sensibilities to such a degree... as that jacket. Carry on.

[troubledx3]

lmao!! kill a cat instead. i like puppys

[killerinabox]

He's not sick, he's hilarious.

[marksilverman]

thanks killer. But I hope I can be both sick AND hilarious.

[BunyipAndler]

Why can't he be both? :D

[Chax13]

You're sick.