Female Armor Sucks

[spiritualknight123d]

does the the armor increase sexyness

[TheBAMFpro]

i coud have sworn he was gonna say she took a crossbow bolt.... to the knee

[MartyMcFly858]

OH!!! Right in the shiny part!!!

[TheThingamajiger]

OH the shiny part!

[UFOJockey]

Guild Wars 2 is a prime example.

[ggmann13]

She sounds and looks like she could kick my ass. and goddamn it do i want her to.

[BloodyDreamerKai]

Sadly, that's exactly how it is :P

[SwordwomanRiona99]

@BloodyDreamerKai Yes, absolutely. It's outrageous.

[BloodyDreamerKai]

@SwordwomanRiona99 I knoooowz!! ugh just thinking about it makes me wanna go on a deadly rage! y u rpg creators so sexist?!! Y u no give us full armour!! c:

[Dzubur93]

@BloodyDreamerKai the target demographic for mmorpgs are 13-17 year old boys thats y

[L337LYC4N]

@Dzubur93 Or basement dwelling 40 year old men that whack off when not playing WOW lol

[KyleTran6]

2:30 Fus ro-shit shit this hurts

[KyleTran6]

Real life Skyrim :o

[Tekeydieb]

i have a chain mail tank top i made ; )

[L337LYC4N]

@Tekeydieb noice :3

[sdmitch16]

A video about tvtropes's chainmail bikini article.

[Faramirel]

Well if she's fighting males it's great - they're gonna stare and she can cut them down. If she's fighting other women, she's screved! (Even if they are lesbians)

[ZanahoriaBaila]

Love the end, lol. Love it all.

[ChrisIsSnowie]

Flukeson with a beard!!!

[chibidrin]

This video made my day muuuuch better :)

[vweeeee]

@arinlares +15 cooking

[Fredfredbug4]

Am I the only one who expected him to say "crossbow bolt to the knee"

[om2gTV]

GAMESTAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[krakaneti]

The Tassels of Intimidation!

[lia98201]

sooo true.......

[gav1nbeyond]

finally i've seen all the collage humor vids. 'looks at side bar' aw fuck

[sushanalone]

Hes right, id aim for those Shiny Bits too!

[thelegendaryblah]

is it just me or is it really sons of skyrim in the ending part

[SCaitan]

And always into the shiny parts...

[lifeiaskedfor]

the sad thing is, this is sooooo true xD in reality if armor was made like they do in mmos females would the first to die

[roflcoptergoeslulz]

@lifeiaskedfor That's why it's called a fantasy game. Thank you, come again.

[lifeiaskedfor]

@roflcoptergoeslulz that, its also the reason why u won't get a real gf bc u come up with those smartass remarks like that

[thesophomore08]

@lifeiaskedfor i smell a flamewar coming, let's not get ugly towards each other

[lifeiaskedfor]

@thesophomore08 i starting a flame war. I myself find this absolutely hilarious but i was just stating the fact that this shit is very true xD

[thesophomore08]

@roflcoptergoeslulz play nice you guys, nobody wants a flamewar

[fluffyhairz]

OOOOH RIGHT IN THE SHINY PART

[mc50992]

Yikes, she's attractive.

[SkepticalBliss]

"oh-oh, it's pinching..." LMAO!

[xingdude1]

i see no problem here

[NintendoDuim]

I don't understand why everybody loves to thumb up quotes. To me it does not constitute a good comment. It's not creative or funny. It just means that that person is a good listener.

[JoaquinNibali]

@NintendoDuim Which - to be fair - is a rare quality in YouTube commenters.

[NintendoDuim]

@JoaquinNibali That's true, but still no reason to thumb it up.

[CloverFieldPwns]

@NintendoDuim Something someone who never gets thumbs up would say.

[NintendoDuim]

@CloverFieldPwns aw, snap. Guess I need to put up some quotes then

[IfritEngen]

I like her armor :3

[seand1234]

2:31 very sexy moment :D

[tissuesformyissuesx]

almost as useless as final fantasy armor

[arinlares]

Does her bra give +1 magic?

[PuppetierMaster]

@arinlares her armour gives 100+ Charisma

[akadensetsu]

@arinlares it does my frend it does

[Razzfazz87]

@arinlares -6 on willpower to male enemies

[Fiddlestickz1]

@arinlares +10 dex

[SuspenseSmith]

@arinlares nope. It gives her +50 Charisma and blinds all enemies with amazement.

[Neeverseen]

@arinlares

+3 Charma.

[MrVarcies]

@arinlares No its +25 apeal.. and +5 magic, +2 defence



[whilldey]

this is why youtube exists. thank you college humor

[theSPREDATOR]

the G-string of distraction!

[whoisthismaskedman]

@LaccaTony "and stop making up bullshit." Hey, Lactaid Tony Soprano, yeah, you, LaccaTony, have you ever considered trying to take your own advice first? Oh, yeah, you never HAVE listened to your own advice, have you? Then again, people like you can dish it out but they can't take it, can they? Here's some sage advice that you need to follow, close down your YouTube account, get a good woman, get a good attitude about life, and never act like a goombah again, capeschi?

[PeanutCHEESE94]

She looks like a mix between Jessica Alba and Scarlet Johanssen

[nachtatix]

@PeanutCHEESE94 yeah if both of those people were ugly

[NoMorePopMusic]

both top comments are the same. thumbs this up if you want to see irony

[ArnuxsGaming]

The less it covers the better protection it offers!

[AppleCooro]

Loved the ending!

[buddy32able]

Omg boots of swiftness

[Perbear213]

@Salien1999 This is a comment of a comment regarding the comment of the top two comments.

[Salien1999]

@Perbear213 This is a comment of a comment of a comment regarding the comment of the top two comments.

[Sisaleet]

@Salien1999 this is a comment...

[Perbear213]

@Salien1999 This is a reply to a comment of a comment of a comment regarding the comment of the top 2 comments

[Salien1999]

@Perbear213 My head hurts o_O

[shane75776]

Everyone tries way to hard to get top comments.

[visa]

ooh she's hot in every imaginable way <3

[koolpllsaywhat]

SOOOOO TRUE in almost every game ive played all my armor is like that and all the girls always get killed 1st yet when i play a guy in the game i never get kill WTF

[sylvur]

Oh come on, everyone that's into fantasy knows the reason why Bikini Armor on women do protect the exposed areas of their body is because the tiny pieces of armor create a magical aura AROUND the "exposed" areas, making it even more stronger than armor worn by the men warriors! Not only do they get more mobility, but they are it makes them look good too without and gain all the benefits of a fully covered armor set!

[TheNinjazorz]

@sylvur You might wanna check DMG again...

[whoisthismaskedman]

@LaccaTony . The only waffle that is in here is your brain, or lack thereof, seeing as you are stupid enough to continue posting negative, wastoid comments like the oh-so-brilliant gem that you thought that you could lay on me.

[LaccaTony]

@whoisthismaskedman You were talking bullshit when you said that we don't see fully armored knights today because the armor was too restrictive. I corrected your bullshit with the real reason being that the invention of gunpowder made armor obsolete. You then tried to backpeddle when your realized that you looked like a dumbass with your "But, I also meant to mention gunpowder" comment. You don't know shit about armor, sit down, and stop making up bullshit.

[IAmARad]

Funny how all the time I see a top comment saying that the two top comments are the same, yet I have never seen the top comments both be the same.

[lukeiamyourfaja]

that female, shibby alert.

[whoisthismaskedman]

@crazyjak56, later samurai armor WAS restrictive, just as later medevial European armor was more restrictive, namely due to new advances in weaponry and the natural need to protect against these new threats better for the samurai. Granted, it wasn't as restrictive as its European counterparts but it was almost as, if not just as, heavy as its European counterparts.

[LaccaTony]

@whoisthismaskedman What a load of waffle. Again, you are just babbling about armor restrictiveness. Please, do yourself a favor, and never talk about armor to anyone.

[whoisthismaskedman]

@LaccaTony, Although I was going to get to this point later, for some reason, I had a brain fart, so I never got to explain that part of my commentary, so thanks for reminding me. Also, I wasn't babbling on about this video, rather, I was trying to explain why women tend to be wearing skimpy armor.

[gregmora8]

Jesse Kneeland (Lila) is GORGEOUS!

[WatchMeSpore]

"Oooh! Right in the shiny part!"

[Cheunga2396]

At least Esmeralda the Swift didn't take an arrow to the knee...

[BiggieShnouts]

wow comentception!

[TheYesman71]

and if she took off her armor, there would be a 0% chance males would kill her :D

[Loserboy166]

Really. Two top comments about two top comments complaining about two top comment.

[sperll]

i love the sound of her voice

[rjflorida100]

The boots need to go up to mid thigh but besides that whats the problem?

[fatboi6238]

To tops comments that have "Really internet, really" in their sentences, really internet, really?

[ramprire]

But really, some preferred to have barely anything on for protection. By having less armor, you can move more freely, and attack with greater strength

[BluntspearAnimation]

"sword through my vital organs" hehe #freud

[whoisthismaskedman]

I understand completely about how women feel when they wear essentially a metal bikini. However, armor, as for both men and women, can become a bit too restrictive if there's too much armor. This is the reason why we're not seeing knights in shining armor anymore or samurai. Also, I do think that the women would have that armor pinch them in ways that would be uncomfortable. The armor did that plenty to men who wore the chain mail (and to think that they had to wear even MORE chain mail).

[LaccaTony]

@whoisthismaskedman What the hell are you babbling about? We don't see armor like this anymore because of gunpowder. Being restrictive has nothing to do with it. Sit down, you don't know shit about armor.

[crazyjak56]

@whoisthismaskedman

1. Samurai armor wasn't restrictive

2. The reason we don't have knights anymore is mostly because armor has been useless thanks to advancements in ballistic weaponry.

[TheClockworkPenguin]

@whoisthismaskedman ignore those two, i read an article in NewScientist magasine recently where scientists proved that plate armour (especially when it covered the legs) massively increases energy costs for basic movement, and is thought to be the main reason the English beat the French knights at Agincourt (by somehow forcing them to charge instead of vice versa). Armoured knights were only effective on horseback.

[SCaitan]

Epic win for the winged helmet. That covers for her still naked legs. Armor rating: 9001

[MetalFaith21]

ooooooo right in the shiny part

[CrazyAsianSpaz]

Oh! shit its pinching

[FrozenCompass12]

It's so true!

[yogurtpimp]

That second top comment really had it. That guy KNEW he was getting a thumbs up when he wrote that.

[jerz211]

lol we get to choose the top comments. POWEERRRR... POWERRR to the people.

[kh1and2fighter]

Two comments the same? WHAT IS THIS BLACK MAGIC?!?!?!?!?

Two comments the same? WHAT IS THIS BLACK MAGIC?!?!?!?!?

[DaVeeKo]

@NinjXPk Sir, did you just divide by zero?

[NinjXPk]

@DaVeeKo Indeed I did

[Machinegundon64]

@NinjXPk Ironic how that's happening here.

[Jeremiah90526]

Hey, the Kelts went into battle either naked or with basically an iron girdle, so what they gave her was not that off, however, making it chain mail was completely stupid, solid leather because it is not made for protection, it is made so she doesn't go in naked.

[TheExtremeTES]

She can do math!? What kinda sorcery is this? :/

[Mewrage]

when she said 'oo its pinching' i cringed thats gota hurt >.<

[Lordoftheringsfan01]

no need for condoms, when she haves the dragonmail of protection!

[MrNewfgoof]

@Lordoftheringsfan01 has'

[hondaissace]

how did they get the skyrim music in aug 2011...

[vojtasjedyny]

She's hot!

[4evryoung94]

I'd swing my sword at those shiny parts! :P

[acamp1995]

@4evryoung94

Oh ho ho, I see what you did there.

[mysterchr]

Ehh women don't need armor if they just stay in the kitchen where they belong!

[thatguyinpants]

Two top comments the same. Really internet, really?

[fenderkid6]

@thatguyinpants some guy in pants whining about youtube comments? Really, internet, really?

[kingest13]

I was going to end my comment with "I took an arrow to the boob," but then I took a crossbow bolt to the boob.

[donny14131413]

aim for the shiny part

[ORCA4312]

Her vital organs ARE covered.

[pandapaws02]

This is SO offensive, but i <3 collegehumor

[XX847]

Then i took an arrow to the knee.

i dont play skyrim but that phrase honestly piss's me off. its not like its on every video or anything.

[ORCA4312]

@XX847 Yeah. I am sick of it, already.

BTW, this video makes me 'Jizz in my pants'.

[JustMerpMan]

Stab me here! :D

[n3var5]

she will never wear armor again when the arrow meets her knee

[twizzler123969]

@faxtie ikr

[TheNarutojr]

a top comment about a top comment that's not there anymore. Really internet, Really

[ZiriO]

Okay this made me giggle. Love it! :'D

[rorshachfan]

Her knees are uncovered!

[izigianteer]

heheh



[PhilanVortex]

You know what the best armor is? Not getting hit...

[therunescape1]

ARGH! RIGHT IN THE SHINEY PART! Q_Q

[Voice123voiceovers]

LOL!!!!!

[andjack]

The site madartlab. com/2011/12/14/fantasy-armor-a­nd-lady-bits has a great article on this.

I like the last 10 seconds, when she gives back. :)

[Kyussfan96]

Woman, why do you need plate armor to make me a  me a sandwich!

[LordCorinth]

durrr, female armor is simply kitchenware. thigh pads are nothing more than oven mits sown together.

actually i think the logic is that women fighters are more agile and dont need armor. that or theyre just metal bikinis. no yep its more agility.

[EPiD3MiiC]

@Kragdude Your* probably* sense*

[LordCorinth]

@EPiD3MiiC

he's trollin you with bad spelling.

[ABwingz16]

xDDDDD oh Linkara would love this.

[Kragdude]

Women dont need armor hoho, that would emply they actually fight in battles har har.

[jubmaster13]

@Kragdude It would also IMPLY you could spell 

[Kragdude]

@jubmaster13 How would women not needing armor IMPLY i could spell? Infact nevermind, you're next answer would probebly make as much sence as the last.

[Likeafox101]

@Kragdude

Insult spelling.

Say "probebly, Infact, you're next answer, sence"

Notsureiftrolling >_>

[s8tr123]

@Kragdude *your

[HAWXLEADER]

lets end this grammar fight with the most correctly written sentences:

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!!

[viperanaf]

Is there a light version I can get for my GF? j/k I dont have a GF :-(

[0hypnotoad0]

Elder Scrolls Nexus: The Movie

[FionaatGuy]

@0hypnotoad0 Watch out. The Nazi mods might ban you for... well, anything.