Eddie Izzard Jesus Vs The Dinosaurs

[TheNinjaWallaby]

how drunk was he during this performance

[ShizukuSeiji]

He seems pretty drunk or high during all this. Not a very smooth performance.

[123ArcticIce321]

So 240p we meet again comment... WE MEET AGAIN!

[SapphireCrusader1988]

1:17 Good description of dinosaurs: Big, slimy bastards.

[kittykittynyaanyaa]

Fluttershy the meek.

[cavix100]

( . )( . ) ) . ( ( v  )

[524ghostgirl]

OMG THIS IS HALARIOUS!!

[MusicalLovingGeek]

I must share this!

[222Miller]

hes backawrds. Id never trust a man in heels.



[askfoureyes]

called the holy biblee...

[XxMaNgAgIrL667xX]

I love this guy.

[xlukeskywalkerBI]

omfg.....twitter advertisements on youtube?! come on......way to finally ruin every part of watching videos on any media form.

[Brandt761]

Galadriel? yeah...

...

fuck \../

[RachelNo1mjfan88]

I love his outfit ;), I think he'd make a great teacher , he's so intelligent, I just adore him xD, and he's hilarious obviously xD.

[aaron9099]

lol, no one got the LOTR reference.

Makes me feel special but at the same time kinda sad..

[awesomeretardedvids]

@aaron9099

I could see her as God's wife, or at least Manwë's. :P

[taffysaur]

what was the bum-brain for..? <=0/

[SlappaDeBassMon]

@taffysaur A random fact I remember from my dinosaur-kid days: Stegosaurus had a small brain in its head, but it is also believed to have had a large nerve-center basically in it's hip right near it's bum. Hence bum-brain :D

[taffysaur]

@SlappaDeBassMon hahaha, very cool!

i did not know that, + i was way into dinosaurs as a kid.

[Davey647Returns]

Ok, what if God.....is actually a dinosaur? And there's no mention of dinosaurs in the bible because He didn't want anyone to know.

[queentwilight14]

@Davey647Returns O.o.....

[BlogBitch]

So funny.. so intelligent.. and all the fuckwits can talk about is what he is wearing? Proving the dinosaur point. Don't even get The Deliverance reference

[LizzieAnya]

yea not even going to read all that shit going on down there

[missglaffonad]

Oh please i need help! I can't find the video where he's pretending to be god and jesus and he sais "Drink this wine it's a merlot"

[xphilmainex]

@missglaffonad search eddie izzard - origin of christianity. 

[PumpkinMassacre]

Did anyone else turn on the subtitles just for kicks? xD

[Hasbo2401]

"WHAT DO WE WANT?"

"We want the Earth!"

"WHEN DO WE WANT IT?"

"NOW MOTHER FUCKER!!! *Gun sounds* "

lol

[spencera11]

he so funny, although got be thinking. maybe if there is a god, he wanted to make creatures in his own image but couldn't get life to evolve the way he wanted it to....so he killed it all off and started again hmmmmmmmthen fucked off lol.

[AMusicKindOfGurl]

Who woulda thought this would create so any arguments....

[BloodOfRayne]

To be fair, you couldn't find the word Dinosaur in the Bible because the word wasn't even invented until the 19th century by British Scientist Richard Owen who coined the word "Dinosuaria," simply meaning "terrible lizard." It's also strange how the "Dragons" in the Bible are decribed as being very much like how we imagine Dinosaurs today. Especially Behemoth and Leviathan.

[diedahero]

@BloodOfRayne

That's because people were aware of giant bones that were unearthed while digging various channels and whatnot, but they had no clue what they were looking at. In fact, this is further proof of how the bible was simply a book written by mankind without the aid of any divine plan. People assumed they were monsters that were alive while man was, and must have died out while or right before man rose to rule the evolution ladder. It's the same with space.

[carolineleiden]

A man in high heels. Voluntarily. And not tripping! One cannot but be in awe.

[GilraenLuinwe]

the holy biblee XD

[JackSparrow131999]

Eddie F***ing Izzard is the awesomest guy

[HumanSayNo]

Why does Charles Dawin fail to mention dinosaurs in his 'Origin of Species'?

[Muaguana]

@HumanSayNo Probably because he was studying the animals on the Galapagos Island, and was basing his theory of natural selection on the behaviors he observed there. Why the hell would he need to mention the dinosaurs, anyway? That's like saying "Why didn't Isaac Newton mention supernovas in his 'Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica'? Because he didn't fucking need to, that's why.

[HumanSayNo]

@Muaguana - Well Darwin's theory is supposed to be how life started on Earth, not just on Galapogos. Fair enough they where theories at the time, but now when we produce a factual document we include all the new data, whether we need it in there or not. I would argue that it should be included. If you are building a house, car, or a machine, one would expect to see all the components and an explanation of how they work. We don't talk about motorcar production without mentioning H.Ford!

[Trah5591]

@HumanSayNo To be fair it's the Origin of SPECIES, not the Origin of LIFE. The theory covers how life forms change and adapt over generations in response to environmental pressures, random mutations offering benefits and so becoming proliferated throughout the population, so that they eventually become a genetically unique species from the one they were before.

[Trah5591]

@Trah5591 Darwin used scientific methods to support the idea that life changes over time, contrary to the "God created all the animals at once and let Adam name them cuase why not he seems nice" doctrine that has been quite popular.Evolution can be followed all the way back to the first unicellular being, but that's it. It explains new life, new species, and why other species die out and disappear. Its not the same as the origin of life in its entirety. 

[HumanSayNo]

@Trah5591 - What do you think of the growing/expanding Earth theory? Neal Adams (Batman artist) has made some interesting animations to support the idea.

[SlapyourUncleNick]

1st thumbs up bitches!

[jayxjay95]

@urbabieburlbri13 or dinosaurs or God ahaha

[FlameFeathers]

Rawr!



[boxingjerapah]

should be taught in schools imo

[AMusicKindOfGurl]

@andy5421b LOL I got it :P

[urbabiegurlbri13]

10 people are one of two things.

1) Humorless

&

2) Religious freaks

[horaciostjeward]

@urbabiegurlbri13 make that 17

[linkuei83]

@urbabiegurlbri13 you know, religion does take a large part of your humor in most cases, as it does most of things you enjoy.

[roflcopterannoysme]

@clipsryan

Look I'm an athiest too but he didnt rest cos he was tired he rested because he was content with the world he had just created. So before you attack a religion read the bloody text!

[Gullick]

@roflcopterannoysme Different translations say different things. Some say that he 'ceased' work and some say 'rested'. Which brings in the old argument of 'well you're reading the wrong translation'. But yes, in the example of 'rested' an omnipotent God should not have to rest or should be able to instantly recover himself.

[clipsryan]

The hint that god doesn't exist is right there in the fucking first chapter. GOD RESTED! What kinda all powerful being would need to rest. Especially one without any muscles.

[narlycat]

dinosaur bones were discovered up in Mongolia in the ancient world and they interpreted their bones as being dragons.

[RocknLee]

So... 240p. WE MEET AGAIN!!!

[mattjohnchris]

@RocknLee is his voice not enough?

[dobbyhasasock]

His version of the bible? Pfft, You mean the Izzardle?

[KuduState]

Bill hicks

[Nagneto]

@IlluminatedRain : If he has a belly button that implies he had an embical cord!

[TheChildrenOfFenris]

Hilarious . . .wow those pants look lovely on him. . .

[Nagneto]

Kind of funny that every picture of Adam and Eve have belly buttons. Think about it.

[TheBobbleheadboys]

that's the first time i heard jesus(god ) and dinosaurs in the same

sentence

[snorlax42]

They were supposed to inherit the Earth. Now they're going to give back some whoop-ass. James Mason is God in: Deathed Are the Meek! Coming December 2012 to a theater near you.

[iMorphious]

You know, when i saw the title........this is almost exactly what i expected hahaha, this man is brilliant

[hulllewis0817]

"The Holy Bibley" lol

[SirGrowalott]

All the best comedians are Atheist, and the scientists, and the artists, the philosophers and the musicians etc. Religion is dying a slow death, the same way that religion has caused countless of millions of deaths. Good riddance to bad rubbish I say.

[DeathsBestBitch]

@SirGrowalott I dissagree that all religion is rubbish, but it has caused far too many deaths. If everyone learned to agree that everyone is equal, then everyone could coexist peacfully. Sadly, too many dumb asses are in control of the world.

[auntbecky]

@SirGrowalott No, i don't believe they're athiests so much as agnostics. They question more then they deny. And no, relegion is not dying not so long as they're are good people that treat it as it was meant to be. Am i bad rubbish because i believe? are buddhists? are jews? are pagans? and janes? or is is just christians as a suspect you mean.

[KpopDramaLuver]

haha im the 69,969 viewer XD

[MistressArte]

I inherited a wooden box. Though that's not really the Earth XD I can put a picture of the Earth inside the box... *walks away slowly and sobs*

[hillierninja]

wow transcribe audio does NOT work

[IExpectedThat]

@hillierninja They need an "Eddie Izzard option for language.

[isnotrose]

"Rraauugh, rrraaaah! Rrrraaauuuggh!" ... said Jesus.

[Anonymouscommenter8]

So I'm not the only one who pictures God with a great, big, bushy beard?

[DimebagsZombie]

Jesus killed by dinosaurs, great!

[lilmizztokenwhite]

his bible would so spice up my r.e. lessons hehe LOL

[BandytaCzasu]

God is an old junkie, that would explain a lot haha

[animelover5076]

the funny thing is Eddie is way to smart for the audence lol love him!

[seastar001]

@animelover5076 too* and audience*

[crazyasskickdude]

Is he gay ?

[funnybuddydotcom]

@crazyasskickdude No, hes said before that he is a lesbian stuck inside a mans body. At the end of the day he likes lady bits AND wearing heels. Yay!

[nikkoruchan]

@funnybuddydotcom Most transvestites are heterosexual, actually.

[funnybuddydotcom]

@nikkoruchan Yes, I am aware of that. Thus my earlier comment.

[idleeidolon]

@nikkoruchan yeah. they do it to get all the pussy. peacocking and all that.

[beastofshs]

@funnybuddydotcom bie

[chickenpop755]

Sorry if that offended anybody I just meant it's a little akward. But I don't really mind at all.

[chickenpop755]

I would enjoy the comedy more if he didn't dress so gay. But he's still really funny.

[Alathaea]

@chickenpop755 ....how does that affect it at all?

[6400loser]

This guy would be an amazing uncle o:

[JonasGrl815]

Here's how everything "Dinosaur" happened:

1. God creates dinosaurs.

2. God destroys dinosaurs.

3. God creates man.

4. Man destroys God.

5. Man creates dinosaurs.

...

1. Dinosaurs.... Eat man.

2. Women inherets the Earth!

[Stolanis]

@JonasGrl815 You forgot:

3. ???

4. Profit!

[SmashMan94]

@JonasGrl815 Jurassic Park...nice

[InvadersMustDie111]

ahhaha:D bibleee

:D:D:D:

[wrongeyedjake]

They were kinda rubbish, so fuck 'em!

[edelskovknight]

There's always that one woman with the horribly laugh.

[IronCompanyNetwork]

'THE MEEK! THEY WANT IT AAALL!' xxx

[leananshae]

Blaspheme, Blasphe-you

AWESOME!

[RosalieAvonside]

7 people have no sense of humor

[EH0PP]

I NEED boots like that :D

[bermudaguy1]

Comiic geniuos!

[SupaDupaSecular]

i'd like to see a reality show where Palin is stuck in a room with Eddie Izzard, until she gets a sense of humor.

[KKGM013]

............... Rawr! XD

[SuperJosephVincent]

J.R.R Tolkien FTW

[Charlottee1404]

I lol'd :')

[jezebel324]

Eddie is the cure for all bad days!

[cartmann94]

"Blessed are the meek for they will inherit the earth" rawr rawr. All right we'll cross that one out. they won't mind lol

[sialababamak537]

They should make a that western with dinosaurs.

[MrY0ufail]

My name is Jesus, and I'm the son of God. . . .in one religion.

[majic555555]

@MrY0ufail LOOOL!!!! right!? brilliant man!

[0WarXHawk0]

RAWR!

[icos211]

lol, God is Celeborn, and Jesus was a woman(Celebrian)!

Fuck God! Hail the Lady of the Wood!

[TheFaithArtist]

I love this guy. And I love his taste in clothes.

[IIIRodrigoVegaIII]

According to Cracked there is a text in which Jesus enters a cave full of dragons.. I guess it was pretty similar to this.

[ChroniclesOfCallum]

Blasphemy, Blas for you...

[BandofLegend]

Jesus walking into the dinosaur bar is EXACTLY the same as a cat walking into a dog bar from Unrepeatable. Love Eddie Izzard

[ashnouveau]

He is a cross-dresser, and refers to himself (jokingly) as a lesbian transvestite. He is straight and he is not a tranny.

[ashnouveau]

He is a cross-dresser, and pokes a bit of fun by calling himself a lesbian transvestite. (because he likes women)

[quecheeracer]

galadriel! lolzzzzz

love lotr

[AtarahDerek]

God's cousin Ted? And Galadriel the wife of God? What Bible has he been reading?

[dantheman931]

@AtarahDerek The good one. :D

[cjwatts721]

@AtarahDerek His own :D

[incaayoub]

@AtarahDerek the super cool version

[Spydiggity]

this guy is funny...but what's with the tranny look?

[MissPsychoB]

@Spydiggity Nothing. The guy is a tranny in real life. He says if women can wear what they want, so can he. He's been dressing more masculine lately, but he still considers himself a male lesbian or male tomboy. Or executive transvestite, if you will.

[smudge6699]

@MissPsychoB

He calls himself an Action Transvestite.

:-)

[cjwatts721]

@MissPsychoB he does call himself a male lesbian, and even though he dresses as a woman, he is actually straight and i think he's also married.

[runedelavega]

lol cousin ted

[Leeanna69]

I would love to read his version of the bible.

[Enoa7]

@Leeanna69

he dont need bible, he can create his own religion

[AngellusLovegood]

@Leeanna69 Oh yes! Especially the parts about the ark and the unwilling ducks. Wonder if the evil giraffs are included in the Holy Izzard Writings?

[GazetteVampireZero]

@Leeanna69 No no the Bibli.

[LuciferDante6666]

@Leeanna69 did you mean the biblee? ;D

[michaelritchie200]

I have to talk with my hand now! He's amazing!

[celinebritgirl]

Shame he's for labour and the EU. Well he's still amazing.

[ritban]

now muthafucka!

[ashtraygirl420420]

someone show palin this video!! haha

[Enoa7]

@ashtraygirl420420

whos palin?

[DaKook14]

@Enoa7 you don't wanna know

[mercuryrulz]

@ashtraygirl420420 She already saw it from her house

[christinepeace]

@ashtraygirl420420 sad part she wouldn't get it.

Cheers Christine

[alanpgoodwin]

@ashtraygirl420420 That won't work. She'll just get all jealous and stuff 'cause our Eddie dresses better than she does.