Steve Jobs Weight Loss Due to Hormone Imbalance

[susankohistany]

Rip

1955-2011

[haintblue]

He looks a million times better thin

[hackmamut]

@haintblue nah

[sakkurae]

seems that steve jobs has undergone secret medical treatmentst that treated his aids and cancer.

he is getting probably secret usa military medicine.

wooah im so jealous..

[jwd0808]

It's pretty sad... he almost died if it wasn't for his recent liver transplant. He also lied about this health and is currently being investigated by the SEC.

[taptoepat]

i quess many of you just dont check the power of microsoft...they could buy apple off if it wasnt against some rules and some fatheaded stockowners :D well but i like apple...:)

[crazykid1996]

Then a part of me would die inside, dont get me wrong i like Msoft but apple is shitloads more creative and innovative, i mean take a look at IE6

[blowme23]

I find it funny how they don't give any credit to Microsoft for Apples recovery since they were the ones that came in and invested into Apple thus saving it.

[ljscott1990]

How quickly they forget.

[beejm90]

Microsoft's Investment didn't save Apple. Steve Jobs coming back along with a decent product strategy Is what saved Apple. Besides, Microsoft didn't do It out of the kindness of there heart. They did It because they knew a good Investment opportunity when they saw one.

[blowme23]

Apple would have gone under if it wasn't for those investments. While Steve Jobs return did bring Apple to it's current glory, the company would not have survived if it wasn't for Microsoft.

[Winterdenni]

What you're saying is true... but you fail to mention that Microsoft's investment in Apple wasn't exactly voluntary, it was part of a settlement they made for infringing on Quicktime patents.

[blowme23]

well that is just it. It was a settlement which Microsoft saw as bieng an investment instead of a cost. Now they could have taken it to court in a long drawn out court case and Apple would have gone broke waiting.

[jwd0808]

Semantics here - they didn't save Apple but they definitely kept Apple from going under.

[diguinhorodrigo]

Steve is coming back on june! I can't wait for that!

[ournewthing]

Wow; he's finished...

It's a shame the media just won't let the man die in peace.

[GenXer68]

He seriously looks like he has aids.

[mooseCW]

Wow, and I just thought Apple was trying to unveil the thinnest and lightest CEO in the world O.o

[grcirca1985]

Hormonal imbalance my ass. The problem is clearly psychosomatic; he's obviously spent so much time trying to make his products thinner and lighter, he's transposed his obsession with minimalism onto his subconscious. Had he concentrated a little more on battery life, he wouldn't be in this mess.

[liagibaonidnugal]

are you a neurologist?! if, in case, you are, have you even talked to him so as to diagnose that his disease is entirely psychosomatic??

oh my gosh, you're so unbelievable, you're able to diagnose anyone just by seeing a video..

[grcirca1985]

My goodness... I'm just shocked how anyone could have possibly taken that seriously. Yes, I know it's not psychosomatic. I'm not retarded.

[MacAndRick]

What is the point of saying that, if he died would you still of said that?

[grcirca1985]

If he'd died I'd have probably made a joke about the resurrection of Jobs in accordance with the Messianic prophecy. On the third day he'd rise again and unveil the latest iPhone: iPhone Holy Trinity Generation--like 3G, only it's divinely inspired, thus allowing you to communicate directly with God (roaming fees may apply).

[thelegendarypaki]

come on its a joke! we admire Jobs.

[211Network]

That was actually pretty funny.

[tomek200]

omg why do people get so worked up when apple releases anything

[baldeaglegod]

cuz they are amazing

[Marsha524]

So they can decide which limb they want to hack off next for a new Apple product. ;P

[DRMhack76]

There's little point to apple anyway. It just serves to provide shiny boxes to itards who think they are superior to everyone due to "thinking different" ads, lol. It's very much over rated. Oh wait. That was the point to the ads.

[JibblesTaint]

lol

[ogrish84]

What a load of bullshit. Hormone Imbalance does not stop you from working. Just ask women.

[DemoLeont]

While Jobs did work for apple those years was an epic fail for Apple . Good job Apple . Keep up the good work . But the prices are of the roof . Take care

[superstudjock]

Maybe he should introduce the Ihormone balancer.

[RabdonFilms]

That's iHormone Balancer.

[superstudjock]

you're right, my bad.

[stargen5]

I wish I have hormone imbalance!!! I need to lose weight...I've tried all kinds of diet programs...and none works...this hormone imbalance thing sounds pretty good...

[tom1tom1]

It's BS, and lazy reporting by the fawning press for not investigating what a hormone imbalance really is. "He is now undergoing treatment"-- more than a year after he started looking like a skeleton? He has lousy Doctors if it took that long to figure out. I don't recall women, going through a hormone imbalance called "menopause", looking like Skeletor. He's lying to protect stock prices and keep the Mac Moonies satiated. They'll believe anything he says. Like: bug fixes are "enhancements".

[test6]

In defense, there are different types of hormones, and the reactions are not the same or for the same reasons. While I hope he gets better, Apple co, isn't worth arguing for in my opinion.

[ealshabaan]

eat a mac book air

[AvshalomTube]

lol

[Fringe111]

I hate to hear this kind of news. I wish him well

[biggerflexible]

BULLSHIT

[fucksatanism]

Lay off the rock

[peppeddu]

I hope he will continue to contribute to our lives and give us many more "wow" for many many many years to come.

[test6]

the "wow" were mostly delusions experienced by apple fans. There has never been any real "wow" from that company. The iphone is the closest it's ever come, but their computers are nothing special. Makes jobs money though.

[TheMoitah]

Clearly you don't know anything about Apple, my friend.

[Cyphlix]

when a delusion is strong enough to increase a product's intrinsic value - it has become real. Steve done a great job at that

[mail062000]

hope he gets better

[XL0rd123]

same here

[anthonyfoxtrott]

the new world order is trying to poison him