and btw when your daughter rushes out of the house like that as soon as she gets off the phone, it's usually to see someone that you don't want her to be seeing. yeah i can't wait to have kids lol they won't get nothing by me
That happened to me when I was I was in highschool. I was 16 and my boyfriend was 23. Except I told my parents he was 18. And then they ran into him in a bar. Bad times.
yeah mark was an A* in this episode. 1st he says he's been honking for an hour when he should have came to the door in the 1st place. then he called Dan "dan" instead of mr. conner - oh H*** no.........in the end tho he ended up to be a pretty good guy......
@bettychuck Darlene was the only one to attend his funeral out of the Roseanne cast. I thought he did a great American accent and was excellent in his role. Poor guy.
i like mark I just think he was misunderstood sure he acted like a jerk kind of but he was young and didnt want to get attached to beckys family, he did later on though and they ended up liking him and he ended up loving her family.
whats wrong with tom arnold? she loved him and he loved her and they connected, it doesnt matter what other people say, people dont get married for other people they do it to be happy.
"now come kiss mommy goodnight' LOL
nikkatnight 3 months ago
I love how they keep brushing the hair from their faces. XD
FrailShiver 5 months ago
$400 for a new mattress? is that really what they cost in the 80's?
ShinyGlitterDoll 6 months ago
@ShinyGlitterDoll It's what it costs now, if you know where to shop!
M0US3P0T4TO 5 days ago
and btw when your daughter rushes out of the house like that as soon as she gets off the phone, it's usually to see someone that you don't want her to be seeing. yeah i can't wait to have kids lol they won't get nothing by me
PiMpJoOsE10 6 months ago
that guy would NEEEEEEEVER been dating my daughter
mark: oh you think you can stop me from seeing becky huh?
dan: oh i think i can stop you from seeing tommorow
SAME THING I WOULD'VE SAID DAN! RIGHT ON!
PiMpJoOsE10 6 months ago
ooooooooh boy that salesman would've said that to my wife i would've hung up by that cheap tie he was wearin
PiMpJoOsE10 6 months ago
man roseanne and john goodman definitely had great chemistry. it's amazing they didn't get together
PiMpJoOsE10 6 months ago
I dont blame them for not liking Mark, I would never let my daughter date him..r
phoenix3406 9 months ago 2
That happened to me when I was I was in highschool. I was 16 and my boyfriend was 23. Except I told my parents he was 18. And then they ran into him in a bar. Bad times.
MissZillaable 1 year ago
"Sexy french maid Pierre" I have a cat named Pierre!
rani1223 1 year ago
Dan's the MAN
ReadDoug 1 year ago
If I EVER spoke to my parents that way I'd end up in the hospital for real.
skylur44 1 year ago 5
"BELLY FLOP!"
TsukinoFound 1 year ago 7
I would NEVER date a guy that acted THAT way to MY parents.
Gosh, I LOVE Roseanne , but she lets Becky get away with too much.
memoriesalwaysdie 1 year ago 4
@memoriesalwaysdie lol if a boy acted that way to my dad he would beat his head in lol
samiam0501 1 year ago
yeah mark was an A* in this episode. 1st he says he's been honking for an hour when he should have came to the door in the 1st place. then he called Dan "dan" instead of mr. conner - oh H*** no.........in the end tho he ended up to be a pretty good guy......
momintex09 1 year ago
1:00 Roseanne's lips!
rani1223 1 year ago
He said:Tweleph
Tweleph grade?o.o
ScaryTeri101 1 year ago
I think its just you. hahahahahahahha thats what happened!!
cavecandle31 1 year ago
"I wanna go over to his house and beat the hell out of his mother." In a way she does that in Season 5, "It's A Boy!"
belvissivleb 1 year ago 3
Glenn Quinn, hubba hubba. Too bad that heroin got a hold of him. RIP.
bettychuck 2 years ago
@bettychuck is Genn Quinndead? if so when?
thelookout782 1 year ago
He died in 2002 from a heroin overdose. Very sad.
bettychuck 1 year ago
@bettychuck Darlene was the only one to attend his funeral out of the Roseanne cast. I thought he did a great American accent and was excellent in his role. Poor guy.
skylur44 1 year ago 2
Does anyone know why Sarah Gilbert was supposedly the only person from this show to attend 'Mark's' funeral???
arthurbludgeon 2 years ago
Becky is such a little snot if I had ever talked to my parents like that I would have been put in the hospital. Unreal.
skylur44 2 years ago
I couldn't believe this guy was Irish; he did a great American accent. Darlene was the only one from this show who went to his funeral.
skylur44 2 years ago
mark is a dushbag!!! dan and roseanne better beak mark up!!!
dogforever46 2 years ago
and it's funny to think how far apart darlene and mark are in age and they were supposed to be together at the end of the series.
sgtforge21 2 years ago 5
i think if i were mark i would have been "either buy me another one or give me my fucking money back"
sgtforge21 2 years ago
should i get the hose lol
huskerlove09 2 years ago 2
i love jackie and roseanne's relationship, they are so funny
bh55hattre55 2 years ago
that salesman was rude!
bh55hattre55 2 years ago
im surprized the water bed didnt pop, damn! i was clinching when he did it.
HSUProductionCompany 2 years ago 3
OMG that belly flop was awesome lol
Nicoleforlife 2 years ago 4
No way would he take my daughter out. What a butthead.
michelleobamaistrash 2 years ago 2
Is it just me, or does it seem like Mark started out as a jerk and ended up as a pretty good guy by the end of the series?
Gyarren 2 years ago 47
I agree.
AArmendariz12 2 years ago 6
I was just thinking that,he was definately a jerk when he started out on the show.
I think hes cute thou,Def attracted to the "dark" side.
XenaFreak101 2 years ago 2
i like mark I just think he was misunderstood sure he acted like a jerk kind of but he was young and didnt want to get attached to beckys family, he did later on though and they ended up liking him and he ended up loving her family.
cutie4u61288 2 years ago 3
i think that john goodman and roseanne would of looked better together in real life instead of that asshole she married tom arnold
luvdontthinkso11 2 years ago 36
whats wrong with tom arnold? she loved him and he loved her and they connected, it doesnt matter what other people say, people dont get married for other people they do it to be happy.
cutie4u61288 2 years ago
Wasn't he cruel to her?
luvdontthinkso11 2 years ago
oh i dont know was he?
cutie4u61288 2 years ago
I heard he was on E or VH1 one of those shows that's why they ended up divorcing
luvdontthinkso11 2 years ago 2
I always wish they had been too, but Goodman married a young girl before he started working on this show.
skylur44 2 years ago
It seems weird thinking of them with other people in real life
luvdontthinkso11 2 years ago
It really does; I prefer to think of them just like they were at the beginning of the series when they were all young and cute.
skylur44 2 years ago
same goes for darline and david but in real life darlines into chicks so that's never gonna happen
luvdontthinkso11 2 years ago
Goodman actually married his wife in 1989 around the time the second season started. But they had met several years prior.
musicaltheatergeek79 2 years ago 2
Yes. Roseanne and John had a sweet chemistry together.
thezaylady 2 years ago
@luvdontthinkso11 Tom and Roseanne had an equal amount of there own faults. They just quit getting along.
phoenix1991ful 1 year ago
@luvdontthinkso11 John was married and had a daughter in real life when Roseanne was in production.
Popteart 7 months ago
I love when David (Kevin at first named) made his appearance and Roseanne goes, "He's Mark's little brother!" And Dan whisked him away so fast.
Popteart 7 months ago
@Popteart LMAO! Which episode was that!?!?!
luvdontthinkso11 7 months ago
@luvdontthinkso11 Season 4 'The Bowling Show' at the very end of the episode. :)
Popteart 7 months ago
@Popteart Wow David... I mean Kevin use to be sassy lol... I see Darlene beat that out of him quick lmao
luvdontthinkso11 7 months ago
@luvdontthinkso11 That's how a man should be treated, haha. She sure de-balled him.
Popteart 7 months ago
@luvdontthinkso11 hey she's an asshole herself lol. If you watch her new show you can see that shes exactly how she is on Roseanne.
ShinyGlitterDoll 6 months ago
@ShinyGlitterDoll Oh sweet! It would suck if she wasn't sassy in reallife.
luvdontthinkso11 6 months ago
touch him dan, touch him touch him ahaahahh .
xOiPR0MiSE 2 years ago 4
Do they even sell waterbeds anymore?
Muggle423 3 years ago
Absolutely, but it's hell for a bad back.
thezaylady 2 years ago
"Pick us up a couple of healing facial masks... FOR OUR BUTTS!" LOL!
nashbear 3 years ago 8
Mark does a great American accent--I never knew he was from Ireland. I can't believe he's dead...well I guess I can believe it but he was young.
kmcdono1 3 years ago 8
He really does, I did not know he was Irish.
skylur44 2 years ago
haha that was hilarious when dan did a belly flop on that water bed roseanne almost went flying off lol!
yonkeykong420 3 years ago 9
It sounded painful!
kmcdono1 3 years ago 4
i dont like becky. shes a bitch. and marks a dumbass *rolls eyes*
BreLuvzU4EveR 3 years ago 7
Mark gets a little nicer in the later episodes.
Soklinda 2 years ago 2
I agree. Alot nicer and alot dumber lol
obscureandlonely 1 year ago
ugh stfu Becky.
Sorry for commenting twice on your vids.
sandleshell 3 years ago 7
I'm actually on her side as far as Mark goes!
SPINOSAURUSKING 3 years ago 3