If Obama Was Jamaican (Funny Jamaican Voice Over by Sunny Darko)

[Chaingeeazi]

LMFAAAAOOO!!!!

[jadenwoods11]

Pussy claat.... lol Obama a real yardi now...

[wonder8091]

lmaoooo



[croats69]

Samuel Jackson: "After seeing this video Obama's got my vote AGAIN. Finally a botimon badass."

[Cutegirl12x]

How did you do this?

[chenstin]

loooooooool batty man!

[Unsut]

binladen bwatty

haha

[rameezanderson]

sickkkkkkkkkkkk



[OldFashionLove2o]

lmaoooooo him start call mi name

[THECAPSLADY101]

alright evryboty shuttup lmao ;)

[BellaNapolimia]

this is so funny....

[sekomeko1234]

İf your mom was Jamaican (Funny Jamaican Voice Over by Sunny Darko).

[Dymanteee]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[MonifahDaBoss]

LMAOOOO !

[Supadave7]

Reel bloodclat shottas, yearme now.

[SuperHardstyleJunkie]

When did ye shot em

[Tlk0071]

bin Laden was a batty man.lol....

[dasheight]

@SenatorLongPipe Oh, I get it! Because he's BLACK, right? And all the other presidents were white! Boy, you sure are funny! Did you come up with that all by yourself?

[Arixclan132]

lol press 5 to hear "That pussy did not want to fuck wit me" lol

[Arixclan132]

Ok the video is funny but if Obama was Jamaican then he wouldnt be president because in order to be president, you have to be born in the US and he was born in Hawaii, but funny video.

[walterbeech]

@Arixclan132 Hawaii? Oh, well, Maybe?

[TheDylanShow2]

I fuckin died at the part  " tuh bloodclaut" looool

[youngbuck1400]

he tried to walk away so weh shot him XD crackz me up

[ZeroOne46]

at about 1:15 after he says "everybody vote mi in cah mi black, so why the fuck was only when wi deh a" ? I can't make out the rest. Anybody?

[MrSpoogie92]

@ZeroOne46 Weh Di Fuk Was U Weh Di Did Ah Hang Pon Tree. Dats Wat He Said

[ZeroOne46]

@MrSpoogie92 Ah! thanks

[TheVegeta391]

Awesome! I cannot understand him, but it's awesome!

[Andrekiah]

i love this

[rhythmassassin]

madd rasss funny!!!!lmao!

[MrPomeroyWatson]

ROFL

[coocoonmama]

bomboclatt starr.. it bad ee  bloodclatt lmao killa!!

[3kdark]

Not bad, you almost nailed our accent :)

[blobby433]

bin laden was a batty man ya get me

[GlenGallianoTV]

lmaooooooooo

[rawrbaby07]

COMEDY !!!

[dhanveerss]

Ayt, everbody shut upp. lol soo funny

[SunnyDarkz]

@SenatorLongPipe hahahaha!! I love that

[dhanveerss]

@SunnyDarkz yo u smashed it with the video man...

[coocoonmama]

@dhanveerss yeh mon!!

[BingBongWasheeWashee]

allrite evrihbody shet up lmaoooooo

[MsRifle]

@SenatorLongPipe 44 thumbs up for the 44th president :)

[MrReyman786]

HAHAHA too good man keep making these vidz hahahahahaha

[007lifestyle]

Respect on the entertainmet.

that was funny!

[boom10123]

that's one funny video good video SunnyDrakz :-p

[bayee144]

Ah who dis,JaBama?! haha

[rampagecurruption]

Lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooo

[taino20]

me a bloodclot badman.

[MultiMalitia]

@snowy1500 F.O.H cuz my nigga Obama a goodass president foreal only reason he look bad is because of the president before him and I bet u white if u real comment back cuz imma really give u hell

[Damauveropolis]

Ya mon!

[snowy1500]

Fuck barrack Obama he's a big fat juicy cock sucking dick

[shariotoflove]

@snowy1500 fuck off with the politics. this is about Jamaican humour. but im sure it burns your asshole that he's black and president of USA, you filthy cracka.

[rampagecurruption]

@snowy1500

Faggot

[trini3mpress]

Binladdin was a battimon. 

[Mastersteef123]

@trini3mpress is that a rare pokemon? haven't caught it ghehe

[bigbranstar]

is this guy british but has a jamaican accent

[nswrosalie7]

lol

[Kill4241]

WAY BAK IN 2001 DIDN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS, NOW WE LIVE IN A COUNTRY EVERYBODY WAN VOTE FOR MEH CUH MEH BLAK, SO WHERE THE FUCK WAS EVERYONE WHEN WE HANG FROM TREE, I'M BARRAK OBAMA, AND MEH DUN.

[MoonWell11]

all mi know seh, when mi shoot him, bear evil ah cum outta him soul! lmao!

[Mugen123456789]

All you pussy ou there wan fuck with me?

[MrBiime2011]

That is some good shid..

[bakesdcfc]

alright every body shot up

[liljoker2k7]

the opening line kills me everytime looool

[SunnyDarkz]

@liljoker2k7 Better ones to cum my friend lool Glad u enjoyed it ;)

[firedpython77]

bambla respect to dis bwaa

[renash911]

real bloodclat shottas LOL

[PISSEDoffPARENTS]

RON PAUL 2012

[karianlala]

LAWL

[mikeygeneral]

" Ben Ladan was a battyman, So we take him and we kill him, You zeet ? "

[jremaine1]

jah knw pa but disya LAME

[XxjazzyfancyXx]

Am I The only one that didnt laugh through out this whole video . . .

[janepriere]

@XxjazzyfancyXx yea, you are. you're also one of the only few that took the time to post your dislike for this video instead of keeping it moving. You really are starving for attention. sad...

[XxjazzyfancyXx]

@janepriere Go suckk a diick and die ! M'f

[XxjazzyfancyXx]

@SenatorLongPipe LMAO

[scodyval]

Tooooo funny!

[TashaRenee2012]

LOOOOOOOL FUCKING FUNNY

[1madaboutguitar]

Great idea, TERRIBLY done!!

[Ternburn]

mi ave di whole ting pon camera, so fi all di pussy dem who wah fuck wit me, we a fight. No time fi nuh bloodclaut bwoi

LOOOOL

[MDOTJEE1]

loooooooooooooooooooooooool

[JessiMonstaa]

I am Barack Obama, and meh done. Perfect way to end a speech xD

[Anasaysia]

I think the title that would be more fitting for this video is "If Obama was an IGNORANT Jamaican"

Not saying that Jamaicans are ignorant, just this one in particular.

[deany178]

thumbs up if u jamaican

[netyrichan1]

Now we live in a country where everybody vote me in becoz me black??? lmao...

[netyrichan1]

Bin Laden was a batty man... lol

[DrAgBoo]

i dont get why people are saying other Caribbeans cant understand this even Africans do 

[BlackmanVision]

Made me laugh out loud! Funny!

[phalanx25]

LOL



[CARRIBEANGYALDABEST]

dwllllll MADDDDD TING YUH ZEET

[lassdymestndg718]

lmao

[dennilly]

Lmao....

[CrisisHipHop]

lol Haitian in NYC and i found this hilarious....bad man ting!! lol

[deumatasha]

I only gone 18 sec into the damn thing and cracking up. DWL OMG!!!!!!

[WestendBrock]

i get this it's just if been to jamaica 23 times

[dieseldogg564]

i born and raised in BROOKLYN so,....

meh unnastand , love to 'ear duh ACKsent when dem talkin'

meh dieeeee laffin'

[GARRISONGYAL1]

DWBRCL! mi did a buss one big dutty laff!

[SlashBudd]

What happened to the Harry Potter one?

[jablooglius]

I understood... enough of it (it's easier if you go out with a jamaican lol) it would be funnier if the audio was better

[StellaScorp]

ROFLMAO!!!



[NawKeeSha]

PART 2...came out his soul. So for all the gay people who wanna fuck with me, we'll fight. Understand, I'm a fucking badman (kinda like a gangster), and have no times for little boys. REAL FUCKING SHOTTAS. Listen, I know I'm old because, in 2001, I didn't want any friends; no one wanted to help me out. Now everyone live in a country where everyone voted me in, cuz I'm black. So WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU GUYS WHEN WE WERE BEING HANGED FROM TREES?...I'm Barack Obama, and I'm done.

[NawKeeSha]

Okay. I'll translate :3

PART 1: Alright, everyone shut up. I dont understand why you star to clap when I try talking, and no one wants to hear what I have to say. Bin Laden was gay, so we took and killed him. We dont care that he was a terrorist, shit. All we cared about is WHY. And now, he's calling out my name. "When did you shoot him?" I know that's what everyone wants to know. We caught him around 7am, he tried to walk away, and we shot him. All I know, is that when he was shot, pure evil

[dcraigwise1]

Very funny! No ganja on heem?

Peace, craig

[MsWifeymaterial100]

ME NA JAMAICAN BUT ME NA LIEE!!! ME LUV OFFF MA YARDIE PPL DEM N MY BOO IS JAMAICANN SOO OFCOURSEE!!! LUV LUV LUV

[LilBit8774]

Raaaassss! rotflmao

[Omario362]

LOOOL if ur jamaican then you will understand everything xD

[edwardsdee]

Brilliant!

[DjSassyK]

hahaha this is to funny <3

[rdiaz228]

Not from Carribean but I actually understood most of it. HILARIOUS! good shit

[rdiaz228]

DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND

please don't write until you buy the Rosetta Stone english for dummies version

[rdiaz228]

@philliesrfaggots LMAO!! WTF is wrong with you!!?? dumbest shit I ever heard anybody write! Youtube thug. You a bitch and you can't even stomp anyone out online you punk bitch

[Shadowcontheoriginal]

BLUH KLAT! BADMON!!!!

[dreezyweezy5636]

he tried to walk away so we shot him!!

[candi5608]

LMFAOOOO jokes

[sarahkoji]

rasssssssss....

[thesmogmankills]

this is one bloodclottin funny video lmao

[elsalvadorules]

we catch him 'round 7 in dah manin, he tried to walk away, so we shot him lmaoooooo

[solartetaekwondo]

Bin man was a batty man... XD



[GAXOOOOOTI]

@philliesrfaggots im a girl u fuckerrr... touch me i dare u

[Poppinit905]

10 likes for translation to people who dont get it

[MrsFashionaire]

LMFOOO BLOODCLEEETTT



[GAXOOOOOTI]

dats not cool... leave bin laden alone his dead!!!! and btw, it was america who fucked up everyones brains about how bad we are!!! fuck ya all tho, ISLAM ALL DAYYY REST IN PEACE OSAMA!!! ALLAH IS LOOKING AFTER YOU NOW, AND THESE KUFFARS WILL GO TO HELL SOON INSHALLAH

[NaddoAndDanii]

@GAXOOOOOTI Terrorist much??

[sonia42962]

hahahahaaa it funny bad.

[wacity34]

Bin laden is a Battyman.!! LMFAOO!!

[Aponzischeme]

Ron Paul 2012 baby yeeeah!!!!

[ukes]

"bare hevil come outaa him soul"

[ThrowbackSoul]

Yo bless. Got 0.27 start bussin up. Jus mad funny...oh lawd!

[desward92]

BAHAHAHA .. mi ah bloodclaat badmon

[flyboipolo]

TUH BLOODCLATTT LMAOO

[mediterraneorural]

Had a really good laugh with this ....



[paddyzWLF1]

I understand

[oravcik]

bin laden was a batty man

so wek tek him n we kill him yu see ?

LOL

[remz2712]

real bloodclat shotta

[JayJanification]

#dead #like. Definitely hv to b Jamaican to get it or u "get knock"

[sgtshatta01]

Funny as hell, good stuff.

[Kapado]

Omg this is blood cloth amazing

[angelcrisper]

Lame.

[NotSoRomanianReviews]

If Obama was Jamaican he wouldn't be eligible for president.

[BruceWalters]

@NotSoRomanianReviews Michelle Bachmann, Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, Ron Paul and Rick Santorum  are not eligible to become human beings.

Herman Cain cheated on his mistress with another woman. He is eligible to become a Jamaican.

[nopeISdope96]

I didn't understand Little Jacob from Gta 4 and I don't understand this.

[truvico]

im Jamaican and this is pure fuckery! (shit/ crap)

[Ozku9]

@truvico Dude... Ever heard of word called ''Self critism'' or ''Self humor''?

[7477238]

@truvico Well you should have known when you saw the title. What the hell were you expecting? This is funny as hell.

[BiblicalLegacy]

@truvico I'm Jamaican,I found the video to be HILARIOUS!

[RadamentsLair]

I think I understood most of this, but it just didn't seem that funny.. or anything. I voted for Obama (and will again), and wanted to find something funny here, but I thumbed down. Sorry.

[cadencesays]

u have 2 b jamaican 2 get this....

[winnieef]

@cadencesays negative 

[Mrdbz1000]

@cadencesays actually u just have to live in the caribbean because wat u r hearing is actually something called dialect. each caribbean island has a slightly different kind of dialect(creole). i live in Antigua a so i understand.bet ya na anderstand wa me a say now(dialect)

[mizzbahamas88]

@cadencesays

IM BAHAMIAN AND i GOT IT. so you FAIL!!!!

[omnimindgod]

@cadencesays deaaadd

[dannybans23]

@cadencesays no, you can be west indian, dip shit

[MrAloo14]

@cadencesays the guy is shikh hu made it lol

[tehandroidmaster]

@cadencesays I'm Punjabi and I get it.

He's saying the following:

- Why are you people interrupting my broadcast?

- Bin Laden is a homosexual, so we killed him.

- When we killed him, unspeakable evils came from his soul

- I know this because I was alone before 9/11

- Now that I'm president, where the fuck were you when we were being lynched?

It's good to have Jamaican friends that teach you Patois.

[DrAgBoo]

@cadencesays dont you just have to be Caribbean lol

[MrSwagster123]

@DrAgBoo U AVE TO BE JAMAICAN TO UNDERSTAND DIS JACK

[DrAgBoo]

@MrSwagster123 In my opinion you do not have to because im Caribbean but not Jamaican and i understand

[MrSwagster123]

@DrAgBoo yes u do ......ok did u understand it

[StellaScorp]

@cadencesays i'M Haitian, and i get this :)

[ARIQULE77]

@cadencesays not necessarily im from panama and i get this

[thenicko411]

stop diss di jamaican creole language pussy hole bomboclaat

[lexj99]

I misunderstood half of it and didn't laugh

well..................ok

[CrestalMyth]

Cau' me black.

[JAHARLIS]

this is not funny

[apasch10628]

yay



[shariotoflove]

understand me a bloodclaat badman! hahahahaha

[moadtouhami]

@shariotoflove - That is the "CLASSIC" quote!! ha ha ha

[MsRandomProduction]

looooooooool

love this video

[lifeofchris100]

Leave gay people alone because they are human being to!

[MrSwagster123]

@lifeofchris100 so ur gay???????????????



[flyyboiCole]

REAL BLOODCLOT SHOTTAZ ! LMAO

[Mercy830]

looooooool this is so stupid

[Jbunnyrabbit]

Found this vid on mary j. bliges website...

[tareekgayle]

"alright everybaddi shutup." LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!