It would be so much for satisfying to find out he really was in Berlin someday when suddenly everything in English. Instead of you know, being a troll.
@SuperCat1187 I agree. And I'm not sure why so many people like him on FF.net when they know he's a troll. He butchers the English language. I'd love to see the Nostalgia Critic get through one fanfic of Van Hozels. That would be fun to watch. LOL.
I'm danubing across my room, laughing like a maniac...
OlaNaTungee6 1 week ago
Danube!
Ahh, Hans Von Hozel...how i love his fan fics.
GamerSMP117 3 months ago
you are danube me apart lisa!
wikiporno2 3 months ago
@wikiporno2 He actually did a fanfic of The Room, where Lisa is an alien and everyone gets nuked to death. And I'm not even kidding.
legomovieman94 1 month ago
DANUBE!
MisaMisaJeevas 5 months ago
this was really good and all but this mans high pitched squeal voice of the characters is pissing me the fuck off, so i cant watch this anymore.
Chromoist 9 months ago
Danube.
segaface 10 months ago
SUDDENLY, KLAATU ACCIDENTALLY ALIEN POWERS!
Does that sound like a meme, anyone?
YouDuck2345 1 year ago
Everyone is happy, then something horrible happens, and everyone dies.
OH NO!
I love this guy so much.
Leprechaunproduction 1 year ago
Oh no, I am wonderland agian!
wikiporno 1 year ago
It would be so much for satisfying to find out he really was in Berlin someday when suddenly everything in English. Instead of you know, being a troll.
But I suppose we'll never know... :'(
ThereWillBeSpaghetti 2 years ago 2
I want to believe more than anything that Hans von Hozel is serious.
TheRedNationStates 2 years ago 5
Same here. Him being a troll wouldn't be anywhere near as fun.
YamashitaTsubasa 2 years ago
I think Hans is just an epic troll. He has over 200 stories like this.
SuperCat1187 2 years ago 19
@SuperCat1187 I agree. And I'm not sure why so many people like him on FF.net when they know he's a troll. He butchers the English language. I'd love to see the Nostalgia Critic get through one fanfic of Van Hozels. That would be fun to watch. LOL.
KitsuneAdorable 3 months ago
So Horton is a sick murderer?
Hippolf 2 years ago 3
Hi there,
Do you know any more about Hans by any chance?
I've become slightly obsessed with his recent career and am trying to find out if my rather wild-eyed conspiracy theory might possibly hold water.
Loved the video by the way.
cassandrajaneuk 2 years ago 2
Lawl, I'm doing a reading of "The Bible."
This guy's awesome. ^_^
HermitBlake 2 years ago 8
I've had this guy on alert for months. Whoever it is is a genius.
naoserx 3 years ago 3
that last one was fucking great XD
meeps4tetris 3 years ago
Oh god this is so funny I nearly wet myself laughing!!!
CanadianMozart 3 years ago