Let's Play Muscle March 02 - Can We Succeed?

[Bloodyidit]

this is Benny Hill crossed with Cho Aniki.

and it is glorious.

it is so gay that it's kind of desensitizing.

[shotshark22]

I do not pity the person who has to repair all these walls.

[Nukesnipe]

Notice how the alien and this guy AREN'T on foot, yet they leave leg shaped holes.

[tacoonthereaper]

does anyone else have a tendency to look at the dudes blue buttcrack every time the intro replays?

[fatezero]

@tacoonthereaper

He wiggles it, so it's hard not to. ;D

[Shotgunryugan]

lol FAILURE! just kidding,your really funny i'll subscribe :]

[Dantesshadow1]

I have been watching this video...and this make no sense..Why is a polar bear IN A THONG?!?! that is driving me nuts!

[damaddok]

So a football, an alien, and a steroid-pumped teletubby all plan to steal a jar of protein powder...this only makes sense because it's japanese.

[piromaniac9999]

this game is fucking weird,about weirdest game i've seen yet what the fucking hell?it looks like fun though heh a bunch of buffed up guys running after these guys for whatever the hell it is they are chasing

[chrisr925]

why does the poler bear kepp appering

[Bottery]

@chrisr925

The Polar bear is one of the muscle men.

[OverruledDood]

is it bad that i actually find myself doing the poses while watching this video?

[Luigistudios45]

2:15 to 2:21 lol

[TheHornet79]

@Luigistudios45 I died of laughter right there! XD

[InsanityOnABun]

This... is... amazing...

[rdzreborn]

Pause Again

[byondking45]

i just relized that every charicter in the game has the same height,weight masculinity that(plus they tend to walk on air and the enemy they go after crashed into every wall and goes faster)is impossible

[nacel84]

Obviously, the creators of katamari x_x

[blackdragonB9Y0]

Only real men play this game

[Rizuzua]

You are awesome for not giving up at one heart. :) Muscle march is entertaining and funny...the sensor could be ALOT better however (lol)

I'mma sub you now. :) Make more stuff so I can watch it okay?

[woog757]

Hmm I Tried To Buy This At Gamestop But They Said I Wasnt Gay Enough TO Play it WTF! >:/

[pawawaw1]

@woog757 lol only available for wiiware fkn noob

[Bastiest]

@woog757 It is because you are so negative and angry all the time. You have to think of happy things and do happy stuff to be happy enough to buy the game. :)

[TommittajaFIN]

was that a short game or what? :D

[Skwisgaar415]

F-A-I-L

[usiruk]

I love Japanese and their harmless stereotype because it's just freakin funny, great video!

[blarg67]

the gay test

namco just failed it

[zombiebunny17]

"Giant wiggling ass in front of me hard to concentrate." when taken out of context even funnier.

[Nicenice404]

Lol at people scolding you for using slurs. I'm gay and I thought it was funny.

[codenine1]

It disturbed me on a Japanese level. AHHHHHH the American release is out!

[halfdragonhal]

yeah the one in a from england is a girl

[KingFreggmoreThe3rd]

amg fagget

[caderoger]

"BOO HOO! DANCING CHICK IN THE BACKGROUND!"

hehaehjeasjh

[amassasa]

hahahha epic

[godzillascl]

sucker....

[Fantome001]

I remember seeing a segment on the news about this game. I forget which station but since they weren't trashing it, it couldn't have been Fox. I'm not sure why they did it. I think they were just pointing out how weird it looks. I just laugh whenever I see this game.

[H4L0GaNGT4R]

lol at the bouncing chick in the background. It's as if the game is mocking your feeble attempts to beat this simple but very difficult game.

[Orlandor100]

I must seriously ask this: why are the penguins British?

[Puklinn]

it is weird that i want this ? xD

[Orlandor100]

Nah, good gameplay will always triumph over weird graphics.

[VileTheReject]

You gota pose like johnny bravo

fast and sexy XD

woahh mama XD

[EchoEnder]

I wonder if during the development cycle, any of this game's creators realized that making a game about bikini-weaing, musclebound men shoving themselves into holes just MIGHT seem a little on the homoerotic side...

It's Japanese, so probably not...

[OdaNoOwari]

Actually, it's the other way around. "Muscular guys wearing thongs" is the very definition of "Gay" in Japan. For the japanese, anyone who is different from them is funny, so "Gay" is funny to them.

If you need further proof, google "Cho Aniki".

[BigBoyStubbs]

One thing to say.

What do the Japanese think about all day long? lol.

[SuperNintendoGameboy]

This game is now on the North American WiiWare list and I F*CKIN' WANT IT!!!

[elrapido5150]

HAHAHAHA, during the second run it was just one wall after the other.

This game is brutal.

[0northkakalaka0]

I have lost all faith in mankind...

[smackmabitchup]

this game is briliant but how do you see what´s next? looking at the first one?

[chainmaillekid]

People complain about shooters, and their influence on kids. 'Training' them for... whatever. But I think it could be equally ( if not more ) horrible if little kids played this.

:U

[elrapido5150]

I'd say that little kids need to play this.

Muscle men are absolutely hilarious.

[Someoneizalive]

@chainmaillekid

It would teach them all that english guys wear bikini's

[10chankc2]

how do the controls work?

[wickiezulu]

lol, bodybuilders, Cromartie High School randomness all in a benny hill-like setting.

I'd love to a peak inside the head of the one who thought this game up.

[uirukun]

@wickiezulu kotaku[DOT]com/5716775/beefcak­e-game-designer-wants-you-to-g­ame-naked

This is an interview of the creators of the game. It's actually very fascinating ^^

[myshcoolaccount]

@wickiezulu youd probably find a regular japanese grown man....

[rrtlc6000000]

i liked this video until the homophobic slurs.....THEN I LIKED IT EVEN MORE!

[ZetaPlays]

They're not homophobic, they're just slurs :3

[vdheiden]

Let me start of by saying that I liked your video a lot, and don't think you're a homophobic person but... I agree with the previous poster - the word "faggot" has been used as a very negative term for gay men. The fact that it is now 'en vogue' to use it randomly doesn't stop it from being insulting and painful for (certain) gay men. No episode of South Park can change that.

Again: great video, keep up the good work.

[ZetaPlays]

I respect your civility.

My belief is that people need to chill about words. If they're used hatefully they can hurt, but if people mean nothing by them they shouldn't pay heed to them. Case in point, the fact that nigger makes people flip out and nigga is commonplace among blacks and perfectly fine..when blacks say it.

It's the intent people should get mad at, not the words used. I'm not directing it towards anyone or meaning to insult, so I don't worry about people getting upset by it.

[RozzaSsarcasmo]

@ZetaPlays this is agreed but honestly all the comebacks in arguments I get is "you're gay.", surely they can atleast put some effort in to attempt to insult people.

Btw there's one thing about this game which intruiges me, do you actualy have to do the poses? xD or can you just push a button for a certain pose?

[ZetaPlays]

You actually do them, posing like a manly idiot

[AutumnCrusader]

@ZetaPlays The problem with the word faggot is it's origins

Back in the days religion ruled supreme, it was believed homosexuality was a disease that could only be cleansed with flames and gay people where run through with red hot pokers or on rare occasions burned at the stake

The reason faggot got attributed to gay people is because a faggot is a bundle of sticks designed to be burned

Basically, it's the gay equivilent to the offencive at black people N word

[ZetaPlays]

and despite being offended when white people say anything, black people call themselves nigga all the time without any care

people really need to calm down over words

[AutumnCrusader]

@ZetaPlays I'm just explaing the reasoning is all

[Bastiest]

@AutumnCrusader Silly how common day word became so retardly offensive.

[AutumnCrusader]

@Bastiest They started off with offencive meanings, they didn't just become offencive

People just forgot the original insult aspect of it

[Bastiest]

@AutumnCrusader I wouldn't call "stick" or "sticks" offensive, especially considering that it also meant tobacco at some point.

Same thing goes for black and happy.

[AutumnCrusader]

@Bastiest Saying taht people who are gay should be burned alive isn't offensive?

[Revilex100]

Oh godamn, Boo-hoo.

Ever heard of sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me?

[Combine177]

Stick and stones they are my bones.

And btw where can i get this awesome music?

[ineptlyvainboi]

I liked this video until the homophobic slurs.

[systemfan6]

don't be such a fag

[Hakidia]

Welcome to the internet and they're not homophobic numb nuts

[skunch]

that black man scream is amazing

[Tramain1987]

this game is crazy, gay but funny.

[Kurairu]

I love this game to death.

[firoy122]

lol look interesting that game i havo to get the wad.

o and did u get the blueguy?

[ZetaPlays]

Yes, on the other two levels anyway. I haven't beaten him on this one

[gothjet]

Hahahaha, my sides hurt xD I LOVE the duck on his head!

[lancelot323]

I need to buy a Wii just for this game.

I don't think I've laughed this hard in a LONG time.

[ZetaPlays]

It was sadly not released anywhere but japan, you'd have to hack your wii (which isn't all that easy) or get a japanese wii to play it

[daydaydayday]

oh no.... we can do this

[wusi10]

Okey everyone! the polar bear is from norway end of story :P

[MadskillZ537]

wow im so sorry cuz i had wrong zeta didnt know were it were from either and i really dont care i just guessed

[MadskillZ537]

the bear is not swedish its from finland

[sevennationarmy84]

its Norway.Learn Geography

[patsy02]

The flag is Norwegian.

[PlatinumDestroyer]

the bear is swedish

[manatyson]

lies

[khianidude]

Many Banana peels were trampled on in the making of this game.

[interpelulz]

i fucking hate that fag0t, he's a huge level of difficulty over the alien fgt

[ZetaPlays]

I found track 2 and 3 are so much easier to beat th is guy on than this first track. Either that or I got better.

[SoraKurosu0]

Wasn't the Bear from poland?

[Munkimanz]

that blue guy on a skateboard is the very definition of gay. look at him when you start! WHAT IS WITH THIS GAME? surely the rubber duckie would have fallen off when he rams though the wall.

[hex37]

you jut have to wonder what happened to japan that gave it such a weird sense of humor.

[HatmanJohn0123]

It was the A-Bomb for sure.

[rocktheworld2k6]

they're all on steroids. =D

[Iybus]

There is really only one thing to say about this game... OMG! Ok maybe two... roflmao!

[LeeEzekiel]

Man, the cost of 1 jar of whey protein is a fraction of the repair costs you guys will have to cover for the walls and such.

[ZetaPlays]

totally worth it

[Verminator4]

@LeeEzekiel Yes, but don't you see that walls in the universe heal themselves up? I think the same wall was smashed though about three times in one life.

[SnoekHook421]

@LeeEzekiel They won't have to cover it, the footballer, alien, and steroid teletubby will. They were the ones who broke the walls. And considering this all happened because they tried to steal some protein, more than likely they won't be able to pay for these walls and such.

[Anzariel]

that was disturbing.....AND FUNNY AS HELL.

really made my day, that's for sure

[blarg67]

this looks extremely gay but kinda fun...ish

[SoraKurosu0]

It looks gay? That means you have made the creators proud of their work... I'm so proud of you, my son.

[marlboromike2100]

This is.... Some strange Japanese shit.. and... No.. I really don't know what to say except what the fuck? LOL. What next,... Arnold?

[Yukilover500]

i don't ;ike he sound when he hits the wall its creepy

[piplup10203854]

hahaha O.O

[DXZeta]

2:15 - 2:22 = Pure ownage. O_O

[Rikaru15]

The alien was using a UFO and you're complaining about a skateboard?

[ZetaPlays]

YES