Im MattG and I pick my nose

[XxHeidi55xX]

JACKASS SHIRT <3

[buttpenis1996]

Haha flick a booger in their eye

[nickb1241]

I'm Matt G. and I'm a nose picker.

[XXXFishlips]

My brother eats them

[MyTimeCapsal]

you go natt! People should not be ashamed of picking their noses! unless you eat them, ewww now that's gross

[Dimmakracy]

hey my names matt g too

[superstazie]

this is the first mattg video i watched ever!! haha :D

this was forever ago...

[BunnixGaGa]

you're so cute! <3

[JoeyS880]

hooray for people with noses :^]

[wolckis]

from 0:54 to 0:58 i had to laugh so hard i fell from my chair...!

[Buddysaur]

The old Pick&Flick.

;D

[tealrabbit53]

is it difficult to pick your nose with your nose piercings now?? just wondering.

[CodyxCorrupt]

nose pickers for life!

[greendaygirl113379]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww­wwwwwww

[mmadisontaylorr]

Nose pickers of the world-UNITE!!! :D

[LooneyToonies16]

you COULD eat your boogers. just a suggestion LOL

[TheCreasybear13]

ahaha i pick my nose all the time I don't give shir if it's not 'proper' xD

[cottonwhiskersuk]

I pick my nose in front of the bathroom mirror with tweezers for that clean, clinical job.

It's healthy because no-one needs to have their airways restricted.

[keelyproctor]

eww but lol

[kamilos369]

pickers rLz

[TiannahROCK]

You are NOT funny.

[jisco56]

im Dustin R and im a nose picker. everyone does it so why not do it ?

[Maddyhanelify]

weird

[dollyy11]

ur very funny and cute!! lthis video is hilarious i lost count of how many times i watched this :P

[katandann]

LOLOL! I can't help it sometimes... it itches! So when no ones looking I just stick my finger up my nostirls

[CandyMoso245]

lol omg!

[Banzlie]

Haha nicee.

[miro696878]

im a nosepiker too

[polardude18]

its called a leaf its the old tissue the natrul tissue GOD MADE!!!!!!!!!!!

[contacter]

well shaped nose

[JeffPsalm23]

How stupid!

[hannahferg1]

...guessing you probably got some eye infection from that haha

[blitzter23]

man my classmates are idiots they think i pick my nose when i just have a itch on my nose

[TheCaitybear]

right on!!! if ne1 pisses me off.... i have itchy noise hey whats that on ur arm??? nvm its just a fluff! muahaha

[animalsrockful]

haha i always pick my nose and it feels sooo good

[HomeboyNJ08]

how bout picking your nose & wiating for your nose to bleed. now, that would be cool. Your nose clears out & you feel all that blood rushing down from out of your nose & ddrippin all over the place. You place your head back, & wait 4 all that blood to ruch back into your head. the heck with holdin your nose with tissues..just keep holdin your head back & then wait for it to all be gone. lol. Now thats cool. lol :-p

[HomeboyNJ08]

how bout picking your nose &eating it..... if you don't see any tissues around, & ur nose is all clogged up, & ur sittin there snifflin away... just pick your nose, the booger is just sittin there on your finge just waitin to be eaten..... mmmmm.... thats a yummy booger. lol. Or, just place the booger on your tongue & spit it somewhere. Now, thats cool. lol

[TheMiniMeMissy]

haha! thats funny! and ur hott!

[kittehloverz123]

:OOOOdamn ur fine but nosepicking is nasteh!xDDD

[dragonmen97]

lol wierd boy

[justinbieberlva101]

ur so weird :)

[Pingoo124]

I love your hair

[XxbammargerafanxX]

haha nice jackass t-shirt

[MarcelKiareuberpro]

Your canadian arent you? The way you say out its like your saying eut.

[chemicalreactions01]

" So next time somebody tries to tell you that what you're doing is gross. You flick that booger in their eye "

Lmfao. <3

[kittehloverz123]

@chemicalreactions01 lmfao!!!xDDDD

[italk2rocks]

I pick my nose too!!!

[225CANDIROX]

LOL "and I'm pretty d*** sure Abraham Lincoln was a nose-picker"

[7beers]

I just picked my nose and I caught a totally wet booger. I can't flick it -- it is stuck to my fingers. How do I get rid of this THING? Help!!!

[TheMaxwellFingers]

@7beers You typed with a wet booger?:D

[7beers]

@TheMaxwellFingers No, silly. I ate it.

[kjw41309]

To 7beers: How is that better than the loud nose blowing? Plus, I can't just fart whenever I want. Not that I'd WANT to anyway.

[kjw41309]

What are you talking about, 7beers?

[7beers]

You neglected to mention (and demonstrate) the third way to get rid of your boogers......

[kjw41309]

What if your boogers are really liquidy? You can't flick them off then.

[7beers]

Right, I was just going to post that very problem. I think that MattG needs to go back to the drawing board.

[kjw41309]

My tissue never tears apart, but I am a loud nose blower. My father says I sound like a trumpet or something.

[7beers]

So why don't you just fart while you're blowing your nose? That way, people won't hear your loud nose blowing. Clever?

[7beers]

Sweet!

[kjw41309]

If you do pick your nose, you should wash you hands afterwards.

[Chalupapie]

How I pick my nose and hide it is I squeeze my nose so all the boogers come out then I wipe my nose with my hand then simply flick them away. Perfect plan ^^

[ditdude820]

how do u pick ur nose now that u have a nose ring?

[7beers]

This is true. That MattG really needs to make some follow-up videos, to address these peripheral problems. Preferably with charts and graphs.

[ditdude820]

o-0

[AAZZZAAAZ]

can you do a leave barrak obama alone?

[superprimezing3]

what about netti pot

[bluburrypie120]

HAHAHA!!

[MidnaLoveLinkforever]

:D I shall flick my booger in your eye and you will like it.

[nicollebuch]

you look hawwt

[Zaper692]

Boogies!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nuitetjours1]

Bitch.

[zaessa]

this is the second video i watched with my friend the first one was the video i watched was my lip piercing

[NeonBaybeh101]

good on yah!! Lol

[ZAPdontlook]

i'm pretty sure abe lincoln would have had a handkerchief ;)

[KikiLuvsTigers]

~*~ LoL ~*~

when u blew ur noes did u get "light-headed?" :3

anywayz if u pick ur noes 2 much u will start bleeding :3 (i found dat out when i wuz 5 :D)

[dimitriosrsj]

i like to pick my nose but sometimes the booger stucks on my fingrer

[xNeonGreenEyelinerx]

@dimitriosrsj  win.

[CuteKin12]

i don`t pick my nose :P BTW did you sleep on that pillow after you wiped your bugers in it?

[ILUVANTH0NYP]

lmfao!

[TheLittleBag]

I am TheLittleBag, and i pick my nose.

[TheLittleBag]

another way to hide the booger, is to eat it.

Yes. Eat it.

(i do NOT, do not, do this)

[hardylover98]

yea its disgusting i tried just once to see how and thats when my mom stepped in she was total disgusted

[TheLittleBag]

zomg you tried? boogy pervert! xD

[ConfuzzledOwO]

wtf you tried it XD that sounds like you were inspired to pick your nose XD

[piechic19]

Ha ha, thats funny lol. I was in the car and i looked into the car next to me and this grown up guy around 54 was picking his nose and eating it!!!! lol

[TEANNAgrace]

Boogers have zero calories.

[keelyproctor]

@TEANNAgrace eww dont eat them

[n2ois4dentists]

I smoke my boogers mmm.....

[a1b2c3z44]

first, i don't blow my nose becouse i never learned how to blow.

secoundly, i pick my nose becouse blowing is disgusting.

third, all the stuff u said is true.

[ConfuzzledOwO]

o-o

[Drainx275]

blowers - fuckers

suckers - uhhh

pickers - 4 EVAH!

[supernova464252]

wooooo pickers rule man 5/5 for vid and 6/5 for flickin it in their eye! muahahahaha

[cartercool6]

i pick my nose too

i agree with you entirely

[stealthhornet]

boogers rule the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

my friends brother picks his nose and eats it lol it is gross but good video though

[goaram]

lame man, laaaame

[101locococo]

SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PerceptionsOfMe]

Hah I do the 'Pick and Flick'

[DemonToastOfDarkness]

HAHAHAHA flick it in their eye

[jackierulz2]

Lmao. One of my friends picks her nose. ive never caught her in the action but she is definitly a wiper. When i look at her wall right beside her bed where her head goes is a wall covered in boogers. Along with her dresser which is also....covered in boogers. I mean can't she like just put them somewhere else than right out in the open...??

[jjbubbjy]

lmfao i love you!

[Gspfan4lifeb17ch]

OMG i have that same futon that is awesome

[cael15]

Haha!

[noodleroni1996]

Boogers are dirt and dust and mucus and ew. Lol. Funny video though.

[connectArizona31]

yeaah i knoww riight. lol

[melons600]

dudes i agree with 'SoulzHeartzandDeath' if people were not meant to pick their nose y does our finger fit so snugly in it. if we were not supposed to pick our nose dont u think our nostrils would be smaller?

[dumbjervin15]

but your not supposed to do that in front of people and when you do that you are supposed to be in the bathroom. and BOOGERS are dirty...

[hippasaurusrex]

clap clap clap.

[catlover1466]

Lol fling it in their eye.. Hahaha.. xD

[kissme35987]

hahahaha thatz f***n funny

[maddog2547]

LOL SO F*CKIN FUNNY !!!!!

[dosomethingstupiid]

i liek your t-shirt  =]

[kenzieloveshaimish]

i pick my nosee(:

lmfao.

i love you.

[artsandvich123]

i hate doing that in class.... why can't we go outside the class room so we can atleast be polite... lol. It would work the same way with picking your nose... that would work with you. i just don't like getting germs on mah hands. i constantly use them... I'm an artist. lol. and i also use, like, 5 tissues so that i don't get it on my hands.... lol....

[starstruckkk123]

Your cute but...

Blowing your nose and the nose picking is like...

IDK i still think you r hot:)

[katelabhartisawesome]

lol this was posted on my bday!!!

lol

[grimmehxcrimmeh]

I cringe so badly whenever I hear anyone blow their nose. If I ever have to blow my nose, I make sure to do it as far away from other people that may be around as I can get. Preferably in another (empty) room. That's ideal, 'cause if I can get into an empty room, I can just pick those shits out. Blowing my nose only helps for about 30 seconds anyway.

[0oo0o0oO0o]

lol

[msch1166]

I agree with you, nose picking is cool!

[ilyy24]

Why do we have boogers?

hmm...

[Smick10]

trapped bacteria...mucus traps bacteria and we release it when we pick our nose

[HoUzXz122]

...lol im zenji and im a nose picka!

[animalsROCKhard28]

lmfao. if i ever meet you i'm not shaking your hand. or touching anything in your house. =]].......................LMFA­O. i'm such a liar.

[DemonToastOfDarkness]

XD i was drinking mtn dew and when u said flick it in their eye it sprayed out my nose and went all over my computer screen!!!

[theused134]

its soo true.

blowing your nose sounds soo gross.

[Senriwindrunna]

wulda sounded nastier if he was half-sick

[cky4sk8r144]

or you can flick it in somthing thier eatting and ur the only one who knows about it! freaking funny

[cky4sk8r144]

damn right nose pickers fo life, i like to flick it on somone who isnt lookin, now thats funny stuff

[DamianMcGintyLover]

Lmao flick that booger in their eye XD so funny u make it sound :)

[RaRaJae]

lol! ur totally rite! and nice vid.

[TayRogers93]

I totally agree. God do wanted us to pick our noses.

[luckyfrench777]

The old wipe-o-way xD

[SPOOFSxRxUS]

WEWT YOU HAVE A MTV JACKASS SHIRT!

any ways i love your vids :)

[The411chick]

- _ - MTV r my inicials

[xhaylea]

disgusting but funny aswell.

my dad sometimes says 'im just scratching my nose' and im like yeh right whatever!

[SoulzHeartzandDEATHz]

if ur nose wasnt meant to pick then why does your finger fit in it so snugly?

[AlexandaDaGrate]

Flick that booger in their eye LOOL

[bcfcfchatterblox]

ppl pik thier nose and eat it :p

[thebandz]

omg i pick my nose too! picking your nose is comepletly natural, everybody does it.

[emotasticgirly98]

thats right u pick that damn nose!!!

[momasgirl123]

YEAH!!right on!! im a nose picker and pretty damn proud!!!

[dallfran]

what do you so with your boogers after they exit your nose? hmmm

[AimeeCanFly]

BOOOGERS

[photosbyinfant]

"Im MattG and I pick my nose"

hello Matt

-applause-

welcome to nose pickers anonomys

[lexidarlingg]

"i was just scratching my nose"

i hear that excuse everyday lmao

[fallingdoomm]

omg pause at 32 seconds thats some evil blowing

[Yazadoodledoo]

OMG, I LOVE your top :D x

[TuffTomboy76]

lol 'next time somebody tells u wat ur doing is nasty, flick that booger in their eye'

[glorycrystal611]

i did that like last week flicked a booger in my sisters eye i had my hair pulled x_X

[xxSamanthaLouise]

hahahah good work

[xPURPLExKILLERx]

nose picker or not..you are so hott..even when you were picking your nose lol im weird....

[VampireKaitlin122332]

dude how do u get your hair to do that??? is it natural

[waffleboy3]

I wanna know too

[wolffreak4life]

You flick that booger in their eye. Lol!

[cheyenneac09]

luv ur shirt

[xcrunkxcorex]

you're a beautiful nose picker =]

[PrincessTwinkle101]

Nose pickers are gross... And it is disgusting.

[oreocookie55]

you are gross...and disgusting

[HappyEmber]

you flick that booger in their eye.... rotfl

[mileyfanstrio]

My friend picks her nose puts it down on the sofa then eats it again!

[skoore1234]

I'm in pain i lauged so much!

[firstlovepanda]

So, next time somebody tries to tell you that what you're doing is gross, you flick that booger in their eye!

:D

[dancinchicken2]

lol its only ok if you dont eat them

[25Angelbaby25]

WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO

finally yes i think everything is totally true!!

I LOVE YOU MATT G!!! muah muah muah muah

[mfiamski]

u shouldve eaten ur bogger :)

[twilightfan254]

hey mattg... can you do a video about lama's? i dont know why but i just really want to c a funny video about lama's... so i figure... since you make funny videos... maybe you could make one about lama's??? plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz!!!!!!!?????????

[ZombieMoron]

haha, llama's.  :P

[Becca35treehugger]

YAY! nose picking :D

[mfcfr]

yh u pick that nose

[missafureva]

Ur MattG and your still hott.

[KissMeSoftlyPlease]

Flick that booger in their eye!!!

[twilightfan254]

i AM a nose picker

[xOpalxo]

ur fuckin hawtt i love youuuu

[StephanieRadical]

hahaaa(: this is greattt.

[garretdrees]

If you look under my desk in math class you'll see a shit load of boggers :D

[twilightfan254]

now THATS disgusting

[missafureva]

Yeah I agree. That's gross. Ick.