Why did the chicken cross the road?
DAN'S ENGAGED!
Me19893 5 years ago
How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
Cause it was dead!
HitokiriAmand 5 years ago
What's better than sending a baby 50 mph down a zipline?
Stopping it with a shovel!
Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
What's the difference between Jessica Alba and a dead baby?
I haven't had sex with Jessica Alba.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take you foot off its head!
No, you make a dead baby float with rootbeer and two scoops of ice cream. Duh.
Yeah? Well how do you get 100 dead babies into a box?
BLENDER!
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.
What's the difference between a Jew and a screaming pizza?
NOTHING!
Four nuns walk into a bar...
The fifth one ducked.
Le Royal with Cheese.
Damn metric system.
What do they call the super special awesome burger?
Le surrender. Are you at all suprised?
Those damn cheese-eating surrender monkies!
Damn Commies and their worship of Hitler and Hello Kitty. The bastards!
You know what they call a Quarter-Pounder in France?
lmao. im listening to what u guys are sayinfg and lmao, you guys are hilarious. xD
Fleak 5 years ago
See? Told you, "lecto" (Dan).
funny shit, funny funny shit
Exactly. He's just pissy becuase he was the first out.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
DAN'S ENGAGED!
Me19893 5 years ago
How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Me19893 5 years ago
Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
Cause it was dead!
HitokiriAmand 5 years ago
What's better than sending a baby 50 mph down a zipline?
Stopping it with a shovel!
Me19893 5 years ago
Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
HitokiriAmand 5 years ago
What's the difference between Jessica Alba and a dead baby?
I haven't had sex with Jessica Alba.
Me19893 5 years ago
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take you foot off its head!
HitokiriAmand 5 years ago
No, you make a dead baby float with rootbeer and two scoops of ice cream. Duh.
Me19893 5 years ago
Yeah? Well how do you get 100 dead babies into a box?
BLENDER!
HitokiriAmand 5 years ago
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.
What's the difference between a Jew and a screaming pizza?
NOTHING!
Me19893 5 years ago
Four nuns walk into a bar...
The fifth one ducked.
HitokiriAmand 5 years ago
Le Royal with Cheese.
Damn metric system.
Me19893 5 years ago
What do they call the super special awesome burger?
HitokiriAmand 5 years ago
Le surrender. Are you at all suprised?
Me19893 5 years ago
Those damn cheese-eating surrender monkies!
HitokiriAmand 5 years ago
Damn Commies and their worship of Hitler and Hello Kitty. The bastards!
Me19893 5 years ago
You know what they call a Quarter-Pounder in France?
Me19893 5 years ago
lmao. im listening to what u guys are sayinfg and lmao, you guys are hilarious. xD
Fleak 5 years ago
See? Told you, "lecto" (Dan).
Me19893 5 years ago
funny shit, funny funny shit
HitokiriAmand 5 years ago
Exactly. He's just pissy becuase he was the first out.
Me19893 5 years ago