A Plea from Zach

[celestialsalamander]

could you set up a way for me to give you monny over itunes? I don't have a pay pal account or a credit card.

[celestialsalamander]

are you called Zach in real life?

[DamnedRegistration]

) There. You can have it.

[GaEv4]

Aaw he is so cute when he is sad, someone give the man a hug, and maybe a cookie. A proper chocolate chip cookie mind you, none of that soy milk crap

[emklatstnod]

zach, have you considered selling your body on the intenet? the trend of comments seems to suggest I am not the only one who would jump youor bones ( possibly pay for dinner too)

[Hakudohshi]

Should have claimed you were developing a small ranch of adorable kittens for food. Would have gotten more donations.

[TheNotDone]

mmm ranch flavoured rats mmmm

[dontmessmagic]

Donate money to penis, touch him on the Zach.

[mizenkonika]

naked zach, where??? :-D

[darthfredd]

oh thank god he finally blinked

[SAlpsu]

I'm not donating because I hate rats and want them to get slaughtered.

[hapt1K]

did not donate

[xerxes333]

Because after rats, it's probably going to be children.

Your children!

[inferno232]

Smuggle that Uno card into a poker tournament. Problem solved.

[RealJollyRoger]

I want Zach's babies. DAT HAIR

[EffingL]

@RealJollyRoger

THIS

[Davidivov]

I like the last face where he's all like: *Yay i'm done! Hahah! These people are going to get duped big time!*

[VannahWilson]

Didn't even have to say anything, Zach — you're face at the beginning was so sad I felt like giving you almost anything you wanted! I would have baked you a cake if you'd asked me!

Seriously though, that face is a gift, dude. You should use it wisely. I bet you got anything you wanted from your parents when you were a kid. O.O

[mastercritic]

videos are getting too long

[CepheusStarhowl]

That was a great Awesome Face at the end.

[moontanned1]

I am frightened and aroused.

[KRiPPeR]

Well, what do you know... Youtube's description "no description available" is quite accurate.

[Crusader1089]

This is the most creepy thing I have ever seen.

[BlackNoir]

He looks like Lance from Pulp Fiction.

[tychoSNM]

Won't somebody please think of the ratties?

[BTTBfromTPC]

He kinda ruined it in the end , lol

[BloodAssassin32]

@BTTBfromTPC The end was the best part.

[dkras3]

Pffft, Rats are awesome to eat XD

[1shishin]

Holy god those google captions are gilarious lol click on that cc button its pretty funny

[part2themovie]

@1shishin convolution + simpletons = funny

[Crusader1089]

Get a haircut! Hippie!

Then get a job!

[SuperCrakker]

Google CC fails here. Classic. What ever way hes talking, its confusing the software.

Makes the video even funnier.

[houseXallegory]

O.O

THE EYES. HOW DO THAT EVEN.

THE EYES FOLLOW YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Also, what? And where to donate? And... What?

[equalcharliebrown]

NO! YOU WILL EATS 20 RATS, THEN I WILL DONATE.

or at least one, come on, you gots to Earn it!

[salvo711]

I laughed so damn hard...

[essencestar]

Should've used sad puppy eyes. They work better.

[cowlesmc]

Because they have more protein than rats?

[HiMyNameisParker]

that stare is physically painful

[pliskn11]

lol

[HotnessTim]

Who cares about Haiti, it's not like they have ever sent money to sick children living in the U.S.

[floortomflower]

There's a difference between sick children and a horrific disaster that could rip a country asunder without economic stimulation. Think before you say stupid things, it will make the world a better place.

[SkittersTractorfist]

ok, OK! I'll donate! Please, just stop staring like that! It burns my soul!!

[yabbiecorydoras]

fuck you bitch no!

[ZombieInvader]

Have you tried the youtube partner program?

[FreshmanThesis]

But rat is mm-mmm good!

[amadden123]

I sent you Pi dollars. Now you don't have to eat any rats.

[Lilyonsan]

So let me get this straight. You're ask9ing me to buy you some parenthesis even when I could have all said parenthesis' to myself?

[Skoodge80]

donate money to zach, touch him on the penis

[hombre300]

@Skoodge80 LAWL

[Rascus75]

epic win.

[cooljeff3000]

why are you gasping for air zach?

[eyesofnova]

I'll buy all your rats! don't kill em!

[thangle13]

Hey folks, First off, please if you're broke, send money to a good Haiti relief program before us (Doctors without Borders is the most legit I know of). If you're broke-broke, well save it for actual butter to put in your kraft dinner. But if you're not-broke, send some money to Haiti relief, and then send some to us! Zach does alright with the rats, but feeding James is another matter.

We have dayjobs, but we could use the dough.

-Angel

PS I blame James' editing for my 'bad acting'.

[WizToast]

@thangle13 Can we do that? I blame my bad acting on Marty's special effects.

[martaaaay]

I blame Zach's lousy writing for my bad acting

[Inferno41]

I hear rats are pretty nutritious.

[RichGilly]

Next paycheck I set aside $50 for you guys. You have given me more entertainment than a few trips to the movies. Keep up the good work!

[xxVampirePenguinxx]

I like the :awesome: at the end.

[NjordWulfgart]

I'll donate if you feature the rats. I want to see that ranch.

[nikheizen]

a tour de force.

[Vacheresseb]

I wish I could donate, but people who read web comics are generally poor shit.

[EndstationEdenGD]

Based on..?

[MrKn1ght]

maybe he he did buy an even amount but used one for a smiley :)

[TomSFox]

Dude, you're creepy!

[sanderreynders]

eat the rats alive, then donate, then touch him on the penis

[TomSFox]

Kill a joke, touch it on the penis.

[piprod01]

*Touches you on the penis*

o.o

[TomSFox]

*Punches you in the face*

[adolphbot]

I won't give you a dime until you do this video again, but this time you have to be naked.

[megaman1988]

Why are you not naked, like in your bonus comics?

[kevinKronnack]

=p Is a joke video indicating that now if you want to support them you can. Altho rat is suppose to be nummy and there milk has more fat in it then a regular cow ergo is more benifical too you...you only need 15 lactating ones to support a human male....not that I have experianced this...just saying *looks around*

[ComancheKnight]

Donate some money, then touch him on the penis.

[70mildcat]

No jobs?

[rickrussell]

I think it's implicit that the donation will be higher if the rats are eaten alive.

[slashemp]

That gulping sound made every ocd bit of me cringe. For serial.

(if I donate will you bring back the "eul me up" shirt? I love it dearly but it went out of production before I got a job)

[rickrussell]

Eat the rats on video. Then I'll donate.

[Atak0fth3Umpalumpas]

GAAAAAH KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

[Kataron]

I'd donate if I wasn't very much in debt. But don't set the rats free. They're rats. They deserve whatever they get. Perhaps you could train them to rob children.

[FurryAR]

No! When the rats are depleted, they'll eat the fat guy first! He's my favorite =(

[Terrakinetic]

You should add one of those boxes around the "DONATE" at the end of the video and turn it into a link.

[FreestyleTraceur]

lmfao creepy. I would donate if I could :(

[xPwnyTailx]

lol that was really creeping me out at first.

[DelMonteOnSteroids]

you have got to be fucking kidding me. Their joke was that they used their last parenthesis. Also, where the fuck did Zach steal jokes from? HUH?

[Chronische]

You guys are awesome. I don't have Paypal.. yet, but I will set up an account just to donate to you. You have provided a laugh every day since I started middle school. That counts for something.

[Monkeyboy92037]

lol, i notice the site is covered in ads now too... surprised he went so long without having to resort to this

[eugenethelamb]

i want to stroke your hair

[theholygod]

Brilliant!

[notskorn]

This is kind of a bad time to ask for donations for a comedy website

[Metalcortaku]

Yeah, I was pretty much thinking the same thing.

[VagueLoaf]

But that's why it's funny!

[Metalcortaku]

@VagueLoaf Even if it was, it would be in pretty bad taste. But I'm sure that doesn't matter to anyone.

[vandehodge]

Yeeeeeah. I thought this was going to be about Haiti first.

I'm not hating on them though.

[DelMonteOnSteroids]

Don't you mean Haitiing? (LOL ROFLCOPTURS I"M SO FUNNY!)

[ChalktheChase]

Amazing.

[ExplosiveBoring]

This is an historic occasion. Someone posting first who was actually first.