Children Schmildren, Parent Schmarent

[CityzenJane]

well - if we ever changed our minds we should have kids together - we agree they should be locked in the basement so they don't catch the dumb...no tv, no light, no icky icky.

[Kinkspace]

OK I'll write the book :)

[MidiPunk]

"Featured Video"! How bout that shit.

[CheeezMaster]

Your hair is rising up to strangle you for years of abuse...

[fulekkei]

LMAO dude i just subscribed to like five days ago im SOOO GLAD I DID

[BigCheswick]

Fuck it Sean, start the cult. With any luck it will become the guiding force in modern ciivilisation. Hopefully only for as long as it's relevant, unlike Christianity etc, etc.

[marniespeaks]

I thought you already had a child?

little mr wrong wrong

[FredSpade]

O wow I miss Mr Wrong Wrong, instead we get this puppet Bedlam.

[marniespeaks]

I wonder if Sean put him in a Foster Home

[FredSpade]

He better not have done. If that Bedlam is actively witholding Mr WrongWrong from YouTube something should be done.

[marniespeaks]

we should do something...

I know, call social services!

[FredSpade]

Good idea! Maybe we can get a campaign going.

[marniespeaks]

no, no, we will have to find out where he is hidden, then in the middle of the night rescue him - once we save our new found leader, we can worship and build great shires in his honor

now bow, burn incense and pray to secret cult of the Wrong Wrong - it's the right thing to do.

[FredSpade]

Haha!

I think I'm going to leave a Bring back Mr Wrong Wrong comment on every Bedlam video I watch from now on!

[hjeremy2222]

you got pritty hair

[Stonemagick]

look at your fuck'n hair!! LOL

Are you in a movie titled "There's something about sean" LOL

[digitaldissent]

On a daily basis I'm irritated at bastard children and their retarded parents. Often I'm asked to refrain from bad language around them, so as not to corrupt or expose them to the dialogue of filth they will eventually contribute to themselves. I say to parents "Sure I will censor myself for your miniture cunts of children, no problem. Like I was using my freedom of speech anyways".

[Harshfate]

possibly my favorite vloggity of yours

[jx14aby]

you-know-who (sarah palin) is gonna smote you dead for using the R word.

Will you never learn?

[Tressco]

Right on!!

It's like raising kids in jail and tell 'em to be nice!

High quality deep investigation of an important issue!

Very well done, mate!

I feel a bit more sane now...

Faved, fived, shared & aired!

[LilithFilth]

I figure that the world is pretty fucked-up, & at this stage I'm certainly too fucked-up to be in charge of the lives of mini humans.

[dvdcchrn]

rofl

[jmeiskues]

you got a hair thing goin on

[battousaiashe]

Ya know, we have nearly 7 billion people on the planet...I don't think not making more is going to hurt us for a while. Say for 30 years. As a test run.

[PlanckEpoch]

Favorited.

[SauronsEye]

My children are my superannuation fund.

[oojamaflipper]

favaroonied.

: D

[P00P0STER0US]

I find it pretty sad when people feel the need to pass along their amazing DNA by making another human being. It's perverse. And those parents that dream of raising the next Abraham Lincoln or Marie Curie...yeah, how about a stripper or drug dealer? How proud is mommy and daddy going to be then? 3 things make babies: hormones, egos, and fanciful hope.

[P00P0STER0US]

I don't scowl at people who have kids, I just don't carry the illusion that they're doing it for me or the world. People have kids because either it suits them, or their culture/religion literally forces them to. It really breaks my heart to see good parents ruining their own lives raising kids, clinging to the hope that someday the work will pay off. Well, I say if you have kids love them and protect them, but don't forget to do things for yourself too.

[P00P0STER0US]

A caveat: The fact that menstruation reminds women every month in a grotesque and disruptive fashion that they're equipped for carrying babies makes it perfectly logical that they'd want to do just that, if for no other reason than to justify 27 years of painful bleeding.

[jx14aby]

Bingo.

And women got all the pussy.

[P00P0STER0US]

I left out family guilt as a pressure for having kids. Parents that want to be grandparents sometimes pressure their kids into settling down and having children. I think this pressure is bigger than I suppose. And I know that some people do love each other and they want to expand that love into a new creation, but at that point it's still all about them.

[wolffenhaus]

i is a par ant. i has children and can learn people how to ruin their lives with children.

[Tilaron]

Love the captions :D

[smurfieboo]

You have a toucan on your head while I just have a low maturity.

[smurfieboo]

Why no long-ish rants anymore? That isn't a whinge, it's a request.

[seanbedlam]

Good question. Let me see what I can do....

[CounterNerd]

cel0rs are funs

[Idi0cracy]

Henry Rollins on fatherhood:

"I could never bring another person into this world. It would be all fun and games with my kid at first, then at some point I would have to break it to him. 'Look... it's all bullshit. Everyone you know will turn on you; the world will crush you... in fact, just kill me now. Please.' Then when he's fifteen I'll wake up with him stabbing me repeatedly in the chest and yelling, 'I HATE YOU! YOU FUCKED ME UP!' .. and I'll say, 'thank you. Thank you.'"

...Exactly.

[medicinesocks]

you do seem a prime candidate for the no kids option.

i'm a parent & admit i am flying blind.

then again i see how other 'rents founder & fail, intellectually maiming & psychologically scarring their kids & i give thanks that mine've turned out good-hearted, sane enough & not too stupid.

parenting is a scary & extraordinarily difficult job! the consquences of fucking up are far too dire. if in doubt, don't do it!

& if you're absolutely sure you'll be great at it- you are deluding yourself.

[not2tees]

Those into the quality of the human race are often averse to the quantity side of the dilemma.

But Seanie - what about all your little genes longing and longing to pass themselves on to the future? Huh? Are you gonna let your team down?

[merlin4012]

Smart people have fewer, or no, children for obvious reasons. Stupid ones have many. There is no way for smart people to win this race. I support your decision.

[brains06]

Yes.

[Charlesdance]

Watching this video with subtitles is fucking hilarious

[AndrewSpriter]

I can't actually listen to what he's saying now because of these subtitles.

[kvan1917]

how do you teach tiles that it is scheduled to take it upon itself

lolwut?

[IconoclastWanderlust]

Something has to be done to reverse the dysgenic reality we find ourselves in. Bring it, Hitler indeed.

[gabrielized]

Those may be good points and all, but you'd still be an interesting parent. And you know that deep down, you want to be one. lol

[Nysswald]

Down with the hair, bring back the mustach!

[superfuzz]

i love it how parents try and sell the idea like a holiday "you'll love it". poor fukkers just don't want to be alone.

[McQuadrant]

I wanna kid that speaks like Yoda. Looks aren't that important.

[akpret]

i like how the thumbnail to this video is sean raising a point with his middle finger

[AlterEgoTrip]

"The Child gives birth to the Adult".

[jogayot]

heh...

having children because it hopefully will bring more smarts into the world is aaaaa.... retarded.

just the other day i was looking up soviet casualties in the afgan war AND noticed: 30 years of war; millions dead AND population doubled... you can't fight that! just look up fibonacci series! if you think you are that smart peeps.

[meavid]

Cool...are there any air singing lessons at the learning annex??

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

hahahaaha..ya mad bastard,,,....

[MustafaPresents]

I'm up for adoption, if you're interested.

[azrienoch]

Man, your hair is OUT OF CONTROL. Tame the lion. Rule the people.

[seriouslymatsteele]

Hahahahahahahhahahahaa.... hahahahahaha. Kids are dumb.

[grenangle]

Nice message but 20 years to late.

[thes0rleymussed]

Having kids changes people-in a Stepford wives kinda way. I agree, i am just starting to enjoy being in my own skin at thirty, so the idea of killing that by having a family doesn't enthrall me. I have a god daughter and i suppose seeing her grown into a cooler, smarter version of me has been really amazing in some ways...i am so proud. Would i want to be a mum 24/7? NO FUCKING WAY!

[TerrentiaLive]

Instead of children what about cloning?

Cloned Sean Bedlams teaching aussies and the world about stuff. ;P

[FacelessDeviant]

He is Legion, for he is many?

[RyRyVids]

Hey it's a muppet

[Poisonfrogg]

-2 population... support it... cuz how r we going to make things better by filling the world w more shit..???

[BadAlbert]

But you'll never get to experience the joy... of crushing guilt when you make a mistake, or shout at them for acting like a fool at the dinner table and make them cry. Basically you get to be king of crazy island, and that has to be worth it.

[angryislander56]

Until they become teenagers, stage a coup, take over the island and start refining uranium.You are then gradually poisoned with radiation which you mistake for signs of aging. After turning the island into a toxic waste dump and bankrupting the treasury they send you to an institution called a *home* while they sort out all the shit that is your fault.

[OthelloCarmellow]

I gotta say, this channel...

...it brings me joy.

5/5

[AudibleOpinion]

Did you know that rats hide their offspring in the top of palm trees. While human parents put spiked shoes on their sons and tell them to smash the other team and dress their daughters like low rent prostitutes. Nature is weird.

[Clobberbob55]

Same page.

[slimjimpui]

Parents have the biggest carbon footprints too

[ArtypNk]

Oh just imagine... Instead of sleeping, you could make baby food in the kitchen, and after that you can wipe baby barf of your shirt while listening to your wife complaining about that 1 time 4 to 6 weeks ago when you went to the pub and she needed some minor help from you. Oh and that delightful baby poo smell that activates your gag reflex every time... People should get dogs, at least they poop outside.

[seanbedlam]

Next week: Dogs.

[truvelocity]

Kids are NOT for everybody. So, don't have them, especially when the world is quadrupaling in population in a faster rate than ever before.

[JoeyZeroProductions]

If children are the future.

We are fucked!

Kids are taking drugs at a young age.

Thats not what the future should be.

[Xakryn]

depends on the drugs and the need to be. There are drug users and there are addicts, but sometimes people can be one or the other. Had a few good times on drugs, opened my mind a little, imagine a few crazy things, saw some colors I didn't know existed. Came down, went to work the next day. Let the kids take drugs, at least it can't fuck them anymore than school will.

[RyRyVids]

And Americans are over eating and using corn for fuel while millions starve...

Kids will take drugs, they always have, and I don't agree that drug taking and don't give a fuck attitudes are possitively correlated. No, instead it's more likely the parrents or the society that they're raised in that affects them more than anything.

[abominableangel]

you're a bits strange arn't you Sean.... yeah it's propbably a good idea of yours not to procreate .... yeah good.... anyway now you have a good day huh, i've uh...i've got to go .. walks quickly away while whistling*

[JimTheGinger]

Nonsense, children remind me of throbbing pustules on the bare ass of a morbidly obese man. I'd rather eat my own shit while being stabbed in the scrotum with a poisoned dart than procreate.

Fuck the children.

[abominableangel]

yes i agree with you ..never have kids O.o ...ever ok

[jx14aby]

"Throbbing pustules"

Jeez that's disgusting.

Thumbs up!

[p717]

This is how the message has come to me..nearly 40 with no offspring.

What's that you say? You don't need useless shit? Have you ever thought of siring someone who does?