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  • 371 people don't understand what the fuck they're saying LOL :D

  • I myself really like these. I am a christian and a glad to be one. I have been taaught these stories all my life by grown-ups and it's really fun to hear them from children. They can remember them better than adults and they tell them the way they remember them. :)

  • hahaha I love how he dropped the baby when saying 'NO he must be named John'

  • Mudslingers were never loved...and something like this scares the hell out of 'em. Pray for the mudslingers.

  • lol at the fat mary

  • Could everyone please quit the mudslinging and just enjoy or comment on the art? And let yourself smile at the wonderful imagination of innocent kids. How you can watch this and only react by saying it's mocking the bible or that people who actually believe these stories are idiots just baffles me.

  • Oh Dear. Why is it that those with no belief have absolutely no sense of humour? What a mean-minded bunch of miserable no-hopers.

    Ah, yes, their lives are meaningless, with no hope. Why bother waking up tomorrow?

  • I like how robotic she sounds when she said the 'Behold the handmaid of the Lord' part. It was clearly drummed into her haha

  • grayling57 thank you for your comment about faith. Tears are falling from my eyes, i need to pray again.

  • "Be noice to her, she's 'avin' god's baby"

  • Love this stuff...too bad there's not more in the series.

  • for all of you that think this is indoctrination, it's not.

    there's nothing wrong with telling your kids fairytales

  • @al3699 Problem Religion?

  • @ox7bart7xo religion? yes

    faith? no

  • @al3699 problem self thought? problem thinking for your self?

  • @ox7bart7xo i couldn't have put it better myself, except maybe moving the question marks.

    problem? self thought.

    problem? thinking for yourself. adhering to religion removes these problems

  • @al3699 problem implosive anger management?

  • @ox7bart7xo it's more despair than anger that otherwise intelligent people would not only take a story so ridiculous as fact, ....not only force the nonsense upon their own offspring but are willing to take the lives of other idiots who's faiytales slightly differ from their own.

    their cause is no more consequential than that of Blefescu and Lilliput

    ......or any more believable

  • @al3699 :3

  • very sad how can yo make this a carton. may god forgive you

  • @MrTurk0001 what's the problem? There is no disrespect here.

  • @MrTurk0001 And my guess is that He will. That IS how it works, right?

  • @MrTurk0001 O_O, it's adorable and it is from a child's perspective. I feel bad you have lost the innocence they have, and the wonder with which they look at people and the world.

  • @MrTurk0001 carton of milk? or cartoon? god forgive your horrible grammar

  • I absolutely love this!

  • i feel there mocking the bible

    angel gabriel looks like a pedo

    elizabeth is fat

    god has sunglasses

    and the baby comes out with a beard

    wtf

  • they should make all story from the bible like this. I can barely understand what she was saying but she is really cute so...yea

  • no yung 1s hahah will ya be his muda lol

  • hahaha  this is to cute

  • they cuh de feeh off ye

  • jejeje! I love the pictures!

  • kind of jamaican talkin here

  • LOL How cute

  • google Bob mullaly jamaica irish...he gives a good history...quite a moral conundrum.

  • and that's why daddy beats mommy....

  • The teacher sounds like Mrs. Doubtfire :)

    Vary cute video

  • I don't get it is this meant to mock christianity? If it is it did a damn good job.

  • My son and i really enjoy these short videos. I do not however enjoy that people use these videos to launch attacks on faith. If you do not believe in God or if you hate children or you hate videos shot with a sepia tone just simply do not watch.

    Thank you for posting all the shorts they are very sweet.

  • @Tinymoezzy They are jealous, because they are miserable, anxious and have nothing to bring joy, to their life. They dedicate their entire life, to mocking and bitterness against Those of faith. Forgive them...They don't have a clue.

  • Anne

    " And so she brought food with her thatd do her for de three days walking. And.. cause she knew there were no bikes or nuthin.. so she got outside and it was father than Oliver Plunketts head. Farther than the whole Excursion." For those of you who don't know, Oliver Plunkett's head is on display in Drogheda about 30 miles from Dublin. How clever, this kid equated Mary's journey being farther than the journey taken to see Oliver Plunkett's head... a kid's mind at work!

  • I didn't know that! Thanks for explaining what it meant.

  • I didn't realize how similar Irish and Jamaican accents are. Some of those pronunciations were straight Jamaican!

  • There's a reason for that... 50,000 Irish slaves were sent to work in the Caribean by Britain, predating the arrival of African slaves (e.g. 70% of Montserrat was irish slaves). When Africans were introduced the two intermarried (read were bred) together. So there's significant irish influence in the Caribean!

  • There's a reason for that... 50,000 irish men, women and children were taken as slaves by the british under Oliver Cromwell to the Carribean, predating the african slave trade. 70% of Montserrat was composed of irish slaves until africans arrived, after which the two intermarried or were bred together. So there is significant Irish influence in the Carribean!

  • @AdvocateFreedom  I beg to differ, the Irish were not slaves, they were transported. A small but important difference.

  • thats an inner city dublin accent,theres 32 counties in ireland and every county has a different accent.

  • ? relevance ?

  • Mom sarcastically suggests the head of John. That sounds like an outrageous request so she says, "I want the head of John the Baptist on a dish." The king is distressed but he gave his oath in front of all his guests. So John's head is cut off, placed on a dish and given to the girl. Though the Bible never gives the name of the young lady who dances, other sources say her name is Salome and that she does this thing with seven veils that is dynamite.

    Look it up. Mark 6:17:29

    watch?v=LIkONUUt8yc

  • @Pr0jectWeird1605 salome was herodias' daughter

  • King Herod marries his brother's wife, Herodias. John the Baptist tells Herodias it is wrong. She doesn't like being told she is wrong.

    At Herod's birthday banquet, Herodias' young daughter spins into the room and dances so sensually that the tipsy king can't resist her. He swears to give her anything she wants. The girl, drunk witht the first feelings of her sexual power, has no idea what to wish for so she asks her mom.

  • what did he say did he say i want her to be my mother

  • all of these rte (irish national) radio "school around the corner" recordings are pure gold. I hope the department responsible for this goldmine spanning generations has taken their job seriously!!!

    My opinion-

    this brown bag series with its concept of using old audio and making animation around it is a breakthrough of monumentous proportions, it opens a whole new vista of imaginations!

  • my mother had 2 strokes and we are christians and we prayed alot a now my mum is home and she had them in the vesle where the blood goes to her brain so there!!! at the same time 2!

  • Why do you thank the the doctor that treated her, not "god"

  • Invisible hmm... so this means you don't rely on the air, wind oh unless you can see it. You have the greatest of faith my friend, may God open your eyes and allow you to feel the hope and joy that God has to offer. Hey we love you and care for you, you matter to us so we pray for many blessings to you and your family.

    God Bless

  • wow, so your comparing air, a proven substance, with god, a NOT proven thing

  • Bloody hell man just let the people have their own faiths and beliefs. You keep yours and be free with it but don't put other people's down you tiny human-being.

  • @WaldoGrapelliOHare We are trying to help you!

  • Don't worry about it. The Christians aren't doing anyone any harm. It'll all fade out soon enough, anyway.

  • It's called FAITH and it can give hope and it is not property of one sect or religion. It is available to anyone who believes in something - be it a concept, proven or otherwise or just themselves. It manifests itself as the power of human spirit and whatever gives us this power is helping us in lots of different ways to overcome life's problems. I choose to beleive that God gives us the power, but we don't use it - prayer re-awakens that power and helps us to help ourselves. That's the point.

  • This was just great!!!

    Really enjoyed it!

    Thank you for posting!

  • So cute.

  • love the animation! :D

  • The angel looks like he had a meth problem with those teeth

  • wow people saying crap about religon these kids are little and u are making fun of their religon? wow whats wrong with some people

  • she has a lovely accent. why do most people in dublin dese days have posh english accents.

  • da 1s wid da posh accent r southsiders

  • i know they are and it pisses me off the ponsee cunts.

  • u can suck my balls pagan shredhead, ur so gay esp if ur a pagan cuz non of ur gods exist, but dnt worry we all noe ur a ball gazer so just stfu

  • Oh, I'm really impressed, such a proper and intelligent answer! Now I will become a writhing slave to your monstrous god because you and your kin are so awe-inspiring smart...

  • it's the simple arrogance of ppl like u that polute the earth and stop the evolution of man and as you've stated "Slow down or even stop this process!", so please, stop wasting your time trying to reply back to everyone that expresses their feelings towards ur hateful, and painfully irritating remarks

  • right! as you are prostrating yourself on the altar of idiotic humanity. If you truly believe in the goodness of man, there is no reason for you to continue living. Your comments are inhumane (notice the spelling there) and a reflection of absence of light in your life

  • i feel sorry for your hope in uneathrly hopes and complete ignorance,oh wait,i dont

  • I will pray for you =)

  • ddsfhgdhdsh

  • the voice , cuuute omg og omggggg thheee voooiiicceee its soo cuuute :D

  • yes =D

  • angel gabriel... lool xD

  • Very nice animations.

  • Sorry that I butt in, but I think that's what you should be concerned about .

    Have a look on ocaision at:

    David Icke on Alex Jones

  • cool eye candy for candy eyes

  • Oi, them kiddos sounds like a bunch of bloody chavvers

  • looks more like a parody xD

  • "No bikes or nowt." Oh man that's so cute.

  • "HubluHulaBluBlulubabalulabalu­looloolalaloyloolalablehblehla­" Speak softer, Girl! that goes for the rest of you.

  • this was a cute video! i loved the facial expressions, and how the cartoon children went along with the actual voices of the children. the unfortunate part was that it was hard to understand the children, but their cute accents make up for it! =)

    I also love the sepia, it adds a really cool effect.

  • ??????

  • i hate it, and god does exist or none of us would exist. thats true to me. but you think what you want.

  • relax

  • everyone read!, this is a great short. I have no problem with athiests and thier beliefs, but seriosuly people. I am tired of you going around and trying to ruin other people's hopes and dreams. I hate it when I hear people trying to denounce other's beliefs. It is absolutely pathetic and wrong of you and you should be ashamed of yourselves. I am a man of science to and I am a catholic. Go find something else to do other then depress me and denounce what people strongly feel is real GOD IS REAL!

  • If you mean that then what's the point of GOD IS REAL at the end?

  • I agree spike...a lot of these guys want to come off as Bertrand Russell and they end up sounding like Donald Duck. Whether a person believes in God or not, these are great morality tales for children(and adults)...something we as a society desperately need.

    Carry on.

  • the crudeness of your language (aside from the ignorant opinion it expresses) makes you sound really really stupid and low-class. be more positive, i don't believe you're actually this stupid, it would be remarkably sad.

  • Nice vid! "Clean all the pictures".. too right! XD

  • Dude, you don't know anything about the Irish people. Stop being an ignorant bigot.

  • Shutup you pussy! Your just jelous because the Irish despite all the terror the they have suffered from the hands of the british have got themselves up from poverty and produced some of the best music an actors in the world and not the mention built half the british empire.

  • Why so much hate?...its just a curious piece of propaganda. Pay it no attention at ALL...and it passes...........Love everyone.

  • God doesn't believe in you either.

  • But I exist, god doesn't. :D

  • Not the style of animation I like, but overall it's a great 'toon...Still, I can't help but wonder what Gabriel thought of how they depicted him...XD

  • Why have the children the same voice? that's retarded and why is Mary obese?

    What a dousche for a husband who is giving her food all the time, btw isn't this a disgrace for the catholic people?

  • maybe mary is obese why not ?

  • Great clip. Loved it.

  • lol thats nice i love the untainted pureness of children they understan more than you think they do

  • What a beautiful world we live in, thank you

  • ?

    u love it ?

    i saw this video 3 times and i heard that all the girls got the same voices , damn wtf is this ? maybe mary can be obese ? think it

  • Brilliant! I loved it and i'm not catholic. the animation is cool, and the way the kids tell the stories without takin a breath is so realistic. I never thought of Mary as such a large woman and baby John is a bit ugly but i guess that was intentional cuz he was to be a wild man of sorts... ( : Well done.

  • Well i didn't like the plot, but i watched for the animation which i thought was excellent.

  • God stole Fonzie's look. That faget is totally unoriginal.

  • Damn ugly children...

  • tHANKS SO MUCH FOR THESE. tHE LANGUAGE & VOICES ARE BEAUTIFUL POETRY--SOUND POETRY--

    TO ME THE WAY CERTAIN WORDS ARE PRONOUNCED GIVES A POWERFUL FEELING OF iRELAND THEN,

    MY FAVORITE I THINK IS THE GIRL WHO TELLS THE STORY OF ST JEAN BAPTISTE AND SALOME-

    THANK YOU--

  • God is awesome in this video. <_<

  • wow my boytoy posted our private photos, what a ass!

  • I'm a Protestant English boy, and when I was young, in the mid sixties, we learned Bible stories too. So I can see where this film is coming from.

    Kids now learn "comparative religion", but that's a whole other story..

  • why does obama hate christians

  • This is a story about life in Poor Ireland during the late 50's, early 60's for a child, it's not supposed to be Pro/Anti Religous, why the hell we have a bunch of Americans debating religion on this video i don't know, if you're not Irish, you will have no context within which to place this video, so just enjoy it for what it is, Art.

  • Nice comment. I'm American and I can tell you why we have a bunch of Americans debating on this video, cause America is full of moralizing bullshitters who like to use religion to dictate to everyone else.

  • wow, it's really awesome

  • no its not you idiot, im irish and scottish and we talk nothin like that

  • no you're not, you haven't a clue, these are children from inner city Dublin.

  • Tell me what you think of my clip Circles - Avi Mandalevy

  • Psalm 14:1 "The fool says in his heart, there is no GOD". Psalm 46:10 "Be still, and know that I am God: I will be exalted among the heathen, I will be exalted in the earth".

  • This is hip. Why would anyone give something like this under five stars? Oh, because CHRISTIANS ARE ALL ASSHOLES, right? I'm an atheist and I appreciate this very much. Any goons who dislike it because they dislike religion could grow up a little.

  • racsist bastard

  • God lives.

  • Even hoping for the sunrise in the darkness of the night is better than saying there is no sun at all. Life is suffering. So stop griping about it and just do the best you can.

  • Right on dude! That was very poetic. I hope the atheists of the world wake up and put their hope in GOD.

  • WTF?

  • is this supposed to be cute or showing the brainwashing of values? yes jesus existed but wtf a talking non existing intangible god actually talking to us changing the present himself LLLLLLL nice controversy why is this video even featured lolz

  • The animation is ok, the content is lame, the fucking Irish accent makes me want to break shit. WTF is he/she saying anyway. Oh yeah, I don't care. next

  • i think my english is super bad. i dun get the cartoon.lol

  • I don't see why people are debating about religion. It's pretty stupid that you would all get riled up over a funny animation that doesn't even look to insult anyone.

  • It's the barbaric faith schools, wonder how many of these kids got to know their prist a bit to well.

  • You're extremely close-minded. I hate people like you. You make other non-religious people look bad.

  • Andy: Well you don't know the first thing about me, I cannot see how you can pass such a rapid judgement of me. maybe you don't want to see religious indoctrination for what it is, scaring a bunch of kids into submission, where someone can gain power over them.

    And last time I checked the non-religious bable I'm following the word of the fsm.

  • i love love love these!! i think i watch them almost everyday.

  • lol at how they make Mary look like she was 40. she was probably more like 16. but hey, i guess the kids can imagine it however they want, right? :D

  • so this cartoon is saying Jesus is not real??

    for Jesus is real. and he will rule the world the from the mountain tops to the bottom of the sea's.

  • So can I claim everything higher then the mountain tops? Some good realistate he is throwing away.

  • toxicman2021 - When I see comments like that I think its so sad when people lose all sense of reality.

  • well... God loves everybody, even people who are "buck toothed, ugly, fat and, in general repulsive, and ignorant people." so the animation doesn't show a perfect shining example of people. So what? People are imperfections, trying to be more perfect in Christ. This is not ridicule. it's showing how some children have come to know the Bible and Christ from a certain artist's perspective. Not your style? Doesn't mean you have to bash it.

  • he does love everyone, but not everything!

    some tv shows we watch, god hates. he can hate. but he still loves everyone.

  • For God hates utterly the bray of bragging tongues...:D

  • cute children. great animation.

  • Evil prevails when a good man doesnt act. Good meaning respect, peace, heartfelt, and helpful for your fellow man. People are getting more and more bitch like when it comes to standing up for what is right. The "bullys" see your weakness and take advantage quick, and before you know it, your another casualty. There is a right and there is a wrong *unquestionable fact* and I hope more people gain courage to stand up for what is right. I hope the worst in life for all who disagree with this post.

  • ... a teacher. The bible, although may have some baffling moments, otherwise, has a very sold foundation for respect and kindness towards one another. Other teachers as well ,Ghandi, Evan Tanner... bottom line, we do need guidence, we need to research before we conclude, we can not "assume" and go about like "I am the answer". Look up into the stars, and think about it, we are not alone, it is impossible to say we are with that many un-explored galaxies. So YES, we do need a change in our views.

  • wow your a craaaaazy ass hole!!!...Jesus is a myth!! think for your self's people.

    however that was as funny as Judas priest humping hacksaws in hell! ROLF!

  • Actually, it has been proven that Jesus really lived. It is up to you to decide if he resurrected or not.

  • America is falling more and more apart simply because of its increase in lack of morality, in-consideration, self righteous, arrogant, bull-headed, un-educated life-style. Be it simply we leave it at "there is a god" or simply "there is no god", it will not change the way people are acting today. The good suffer to the un-educated, dysfunctional, immoral fuck-wits on a daily basis. Kids dropping out, worthless and useless if they have no basis on how to treat others with respect. we need a hero.

  • HA

    i had the video of this years ago

  • Any wide-spread belief that she wasn't the "ever-virgin" is quite modern

  • Consumation is more than "okay". That's not the point. Celibacy w/in marriage is even talked about in the bible (though this is different than Mary&Joseph's situation). Celibacy is an act of sacrifice for God (a little like fasting). The point is that the understanding of Mary's celibacy was that she sacrificed her whole life to Christ's mission. This isn't a new doctrine. Writings about Mary's perpetual virginity are found from the 1st century on

  • ~ Mair ~

    I have nothing to do with whoever you're attempting to describe. Stop blaming us for the shit our government does! It's not as "free" as everyone thinks it is over here in America. There's plenty of nasty things that have happened in this world to blame on pert near EVERY COUNTRY ON THIS PLANET. What the fuck were we supposed to do? Let them kill us? The terrorist HIT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE! NOT THE GOVERNMENT! They screwed up, you screwed up, and so has Bush! We're ALL screwed!

  • ??????

  • I love Maggie Smith! She's a hell of an actress!

  • FYI: "Brothers" is an english translation. In the Greek, and in that culture, the word translated as such meant cousins, friends, allies, as well as brothers. Mary's perpetual virginity jives w/ the rest of scripture and she has been honored as ever-virgin since the 1st century. Loads of evidence

  • If you expect me to believe that Joe & Mary lived celibate, you've got another thing coming! She was married! For the love of God! It's considered "okay" if you're married, at least! Even amoung the most religious - I would hope!

  • Teach them to read. When they're mature enough to read about sex and violence, hand them the bible.