ncis ziva idioms

[transformerschickk13]

I LOVE ZIVA!!!!!!! :D 

[feathertopDT]

Ziva: You can't make an omelette without breaking a few legs

Tony: I'm never coming to your place for dinner



[nickel28sodium11]

"You were doing better before you went back to Israel." :D

[xWellJustMex]

"Same difference!" Gotta love Zividioms!!

[laydiacharmed]

Ziva: You may want to fix your hair. It's sticking up everywhere like a porcu-swine no, wrong word porcu-pig. The little animal with the little spikies, yes porcu pine :D

[DoubleSwords47]

Google the girls....LMAO!!

[SkyRifter]

Ziva: counting your chicks before they have hatched.

[movie7buff]

Bahahahahah I love Ziva!

But you missed my favourite one: :)

Ziva: You may want to fix your hair. It's sticking up everywhere like a porcuswine...no, wrong word...porcu...pig. The little animal with the little spikies, yes?!

[weinika90]

"Are you getting a pony?" :D

[miakovalsky]

tony: it's yardsale day.

ziva: i see. and do marines sell their yards often?

...may i also note that i am now picturing an army of smurfs?

[daydreamerlauren]

when ziva said smurf war all i could think about was little blue guys with white hats running around with guns and knifes:L:L i miss the smurfs:L:L

[pinkypt322]

@daydreamerlauren Me too! Each and every time. Because it's an amusing image. As I am sure they intended :-D

[daydreamerlauren]

@pinkypt322 very true with the image thing there! :)

[MrDRUID27]

YES! all these are great, but I will add my favorite. "Does a bear sit in the woods?"

[KnowHopeFilms]

makes it her seem like a huge idiot.

[ShadesOfKnight]

Smurf War!  LOL

[TheEpona92]

lol love the horse one

[OceanWaterNine]

"...And do marines sell their yards often??"

Lol I love ncis.

[Dizzybear]

@OceanWaterNine I think of this every time I hear about a yard sale. last one was at the house of a marine too. at least I think he was a marine he was some branch of the military anyhow.

[xXxLDLTxXx]

'are you getting a pony' Love it!!

[hitndashotz]

hahahaha very funny...great vid

[maykagome]

"Ahh ... it was on the nose."

"Who's nose?"

"On the money, bulls eye, right as rain ... you were doing better before you went back to Israel ..."

[TheKontosuburbian]

"Now you're speaking in a language I do not understand" haha the final shot!

[ZivaLovesTony225]

This makes me laugh everytime

[ZivaLovesTony225]

This makes me laugh everytime!!

[canuckchick9]

HAHAHAHA I think she should just avoid idioms :D

[molleymoon22]

what episode is the first one? please?

[OceanLily]

HAHA! Smurf war..god she had me with that one.lol

[lozzah9999]

omg!!! gotta love Ziva shes hilarious and her and Tony are brill together!!!

[MrsMichaelWeatherly1]

The trem us Zivaisms

[2n4n6n8n]

ziva's hair looks so lovely at 0:33

[vballchick0409]

Omg haha !! This is gold !! XD could not stop laughing the whole time !!

[kiir33]

Genuis!

[punkprincess359]

I love when Ziva makes another mistake and Tony just says "You were doing better before you went back to Israel." its classic.

[Jartean197]

I like Ziva much better than Kate, she brings so much more comedy.

[xXxLDLTxXx]

yard sale, do marines sale there yards often?

u gotta love zivaa x

[ultrahighstakes]

what is the scene from 0:40-0:46 from? I can't figure out which one it was.

[iloveyamapiii]

uhmmm i dunno what episode, but its season 5 and theyre talking about tony and how he needs to get over jeanne.. i think

[lkpt18]

I love this ziva is so funny and tony is always there to correct her i love the end..its a little quark she has haha perfect video(:

[KyoXAnskima]

you were doing better before you were going back to Isreal

lol

tru

[ATouchOfMagic88]

Ziva: ''you are such a controlgeek!'' Tony: ''freak'' Ziva: ''yes! that too!'' looooooool ziva is so cool i love all her crazy english slang mistakes :-)

[annaeddie1]

quinkidink xD

[ilizashlesingerrocks]

dwinkaquink ha ha ha

[CantStayAway]

I love how Tony is always the quickest one to correct her, and whenever she goos up in front of the others they just sort of look at her funny for a few seconds before correcting her, because she's confused them...but with Tony, it's like he always knows what she's trying to say.:P:)

[theajdivas10]

yeah its like a reflex reaction for him :)

[peaceloveastronomy]

@CantStayAway haha I love how sometimes he's like yeah but the term is...

Like when she said I'm bra-less

Tony goes yeah I noticed that earlier- but on your cell phone they're called bars lol

[Kellie3315]

@CantStayAway I also love how sometimes she'll make a mistake but he'll look at the other person and say "She means ..."

[roughcollies]

again! again! again! I love it!!!!

[NJburbsSeeker]

English is a crazy language and poor Ziva walks into every screw up. Pablo Cote speaks perfect English by the way. She has to practice to be a s bad as Ziva

[McTony0]

McGee: "Tony, I think it's time you get back on that horse."

Ziva: "Are you getting a pony?"

Tony: "It's an adage."

Ziva: "I am not familiar with that breed."

Pfffttt!

[A2daM2daZ]

@McTony0 if you don't laugh at that you may have a heart of stone

[muffins6789]

Hehe

"You believe this is a dah-hink-awhink"

Ziva and her idioms always make me laugh!

[1Joker10]

LOL!! iv been waiting to see one of these. LOL!!

[lcats02]

i love ziva and her ziva-isms :)

[GamerGirl566]

I love Gibbs face when she tells me Social Security

[xoallisonchasexo]

haha...god, I love Ziva! She's awsome!

[TrishaSheerin]

lol ziva

[MnMFeva]

LMAO! This just makes me love Ziva even more.

[24bluefish]

haha "someone from Social Security to pick him up."

I love Ziva!

[madreedy81]

ya man i can't wait for season 7

[chrissyjoy08]

Sept 22nd!! Only 12 weeks and 3 days!!! :)

[EmoStickFigureFunn]

@madreedy81 how do you make video like this?

[wackybaby04]

Sighs..The good days! I hope we get more Zividioms next season!