Why Poor People Shop So Much by Tijuana Jackson - Romany Malco Stand Up Black Comedy Dark Comedy

[chocdream74]

LMAOOOOOOO at sellin' snow cones and crack rocks out the bedroom window LOLOLOLOL!!!!

[TijuanaJackson]

@chocdream74 glad you like the vid, wardy!

[Dretunechi1]

Good video,funny how u got the point across...Just subscribed...scribe back

[TijuanaJackson]

@Dretunechi1 Thanks homie! Did dat!

[streetfightsecrets]

excellent

[TijuanaJackson]

@streetfightsecrets Thank you!!

[69ways2sunday]

Hahahahahahaha, My dude! I been riding with you since College Boyz!

[TijuanaJackson]

@69ways2sunday Thanks homie!! Bless up!

[TheMaritimeBoyz]

Hahaha ur on weeds, is there gonna be a new season?? Your hilarious!

[TijuanaJackson]

@TheMaritimeBoyz I would believe so. Don't know for sure.

[MESSADOMAGIC]

Because of this video, you have another Subscription. Well executed.

[dincode187]

Man you are on point brah!

[TijuanaJackson]

@dincode187 Thanks, homie. Just trying to hammer the point across!

[Stonefactor]

Flawless!

[TijuanaJackson]

@Stonefactor Thanks again!

[TijuanaJackson]

@justjusticeTV Thank you!!

[TheJovanist]

"Your self regime is the reflection of your self-esteem."

[DjSitSpin]

this nigha sorting str8 crack!! "You can bullshit me but you can't bullshit yo Wallet" #PrisonLogic

[TijuanaJackson]

@DjSitSpin Very Appreciated, fam!

[MABBAS433]

Tijuana Jackson IS THE MAN...

[TijuanaJackson]

@MABBAS433 Thanks, inmate!

[TheRobin3212]

Don't sweat it DJAnd1. This video was uploaded only a few weeks ago. I'm sure this shit is going to be huge.

Everyone check out "Self-fulfilling prophesies," it's fucking genius!

[DJAnd1Exclusive]

This is some bullshit..9000+ views??? A fat kid eating a honey bun dancing to Beyonce "Put A Ring On It" can get 1,000,000+ views..Yet the big homie Tiajuana Jackson is hard press to pull even a 100,000..WTF is really going on?

[TijuanaJackson]

@DJAnd1Exclusive Don't worry! We comin' up! Made a decent quota in a very short amount of time. 10 weeks to be exact. But I fully appreciate the words of encouragement. By the end of the year we'll be in a whole 'nother stratosphere. Watch me...

[DJAnd1Exclusive]

@TijuanaJackson Theres a bitch on here telling other bitches to suck their man's dick whenever he wants it to keep him from cheating..Though I concur to the fullest with her, it's just doesn't hold near the value of the jewels of comedy, knowledge & insight your dropping..She posted her video around the time you did when I saw the video she had about the same views as you right now..I kid you not that shit jumped over a 100,000+ in 1 day..But keep doing your thing big homie your my youtube hero.

[fabienRw1]

Love this shit !!!!

[TijuanaJackson]

@fabienRw1 Thanks, homie!! Very Appreciated!

[tlynnvalentine]

"Trying to explain to my my ex wife why me and my auntie got gono at the same time" What do you do when your constantly put down" Putting perfume on a pig" Champagne lifestyle with budlight pockets...OMG classic

[TijuanaJackson]

@tlynnvalentine THIS is the example of a ni66a that is paying attention to these hand delivered Hiroshimas I be droppin!  Thank you for diggin in my dude!

[tlynnvalentine]

@TijuanaJackson Oh yes and i will be tuning in for more...LMAO... Ur just a mess lol

[5tyson3]

this isnt the guy 4rm 40 yr olf virgin, look @ their teeth, jaw structure, shape of their head & their complete facial structure.

[awesomesn]

@5tyson3 lol you gotta be high. It say the dude name in the title, which im sure matches the name on the credits. Romany Malco ain a ordinary name.

[awesomesn]

Man, every line is quoteable.

[TijuanaJackson]

@awesomesn Very appreciated

[TijuanaJackson]

@defstar65 I don't know why they removed this comment. I've seen much worse. But I'm flatter my brother. I would have definitely did my best to steer you away from the path I took. I just hope ni99a' apply this s***!

[tuffymchardass]

it does nothin' for your self esteem, when you have to beg a nigga twice your size to wear a condom hahahahahahahahahahaha

[TijuanaJackson]

@tuffymchardass I really appreciate you falling through and checking out my underground work. Thank.u for the comment too.

[Antjames62]

Thats a bet

[Antjames62]

Ayyy anthor thing thats gonna keep you in the peoples eye is the fact that u write back. It shoes you reading for what to do next. I kno it takes time but its worth it boss.

[TijuanaJackson]

@Antjames62 Preciate that! I really enjoy it. I want to keep this shit as underground as possible. this is not for TV. The only way I see this sustaining is if I stay connected to the people.

[Antjames62]

You are the truth this is exactly what young blacks need to hear. Well all people but our own also. maybe jokes but is so.much the truth. Helps to laugh at real life situations. Favorite line "i had the only back yard were a nigga could get malaria" haha GOLD

[TijuanaJackson]

@Antjames62 I truly appreciate your input. It's weird because my ultimate goal is to inspire folks. That's all I've ever done my entire life... even when I wasn't trying. My audience is SO diversified and I can only attribute that to the twisted truth in my delivery. I don't know for sure but words of encouragement (such as what you've posted) lets me know I'm doing something right. Sincerely, TJ

[coachrobert1982]

Romany Malco TOTALLY DESERVES all of Bill Gates MONEY. This humor is freakin' PRICELESS.

[TijuanaJackson]

@coachrobert1982 "all of Bill Gate's MONEY." You know how hard I laughed when I read that? Thank YOU for the laugh. And your words of encouragement is paramount as I navigate through the process of taking Tijuana Jackson on the road. Thank you again for the laugh.

[coachrobert1982]

@TijuanaJackson "That ain't no cross nigga, it's T for TJ" You're very welcome wild man. I've been a life coach and motivational speaker for 20 years - NO SHIT - and I have to change my pants every time I watch your newest vid. ("That white boy PEED on his sef! Damn nigga! Take some medication or somethin'!") And the dude (modonx) that commented you're "...droppin REAL knowledge" is RIGHT. Anyway - LAUGHTER is the best medicine. You rock dawg.

[TijuanaJackson]

@coachrobert1982 So appreciated. I can't tell you how much it means to me.

[blackwoodjankins]

yo this guys a genius for real

[TijuanaJackson]

@blackwoodjankins and I appreciate that, big homie!

[DAEVILG]

Prison has drove this nigga SLAP CRAZY

[buffydemus]

hahahahaha best thing I've seen and heard on you tube in a long motherfucking time...hahahaha about time!

[TijuanaJackson]

@buffydemus you know I appreciate that ... now i'm trying to tighten the presentation.

[buffydemus]

@TijuanaJackson

not too tight, you dont wanna be stiff haha no pun intended lol.....

[XConYoungBlood]

@TijuanaJackson You gonna have to go back and get yo GED to be able to do that because niggas with Degree's like me can cleary see that you have not had a formal education. lol . This is that JailHouse / Street Corner / Crackhouse Bullshit you talking! SHAME ON HBO. I went 8 and a half yrs of Higher Learning and an illiterate bucktooth asshole like you get a HBO job? huh.

[LeathaFace6696]

Your regime is a reflection of your self esteem!!!!! Love it my nigga! I'm spreading the word for more subscriptions. We gotta get these vids out there!

[noldorian86]

this guys a GENIUS !!!

[ray1411]

This niggas is a coon.

[acferg71]

@ray1411 Fuck ya soul!

[ray1411]

@acferg71 Fuck ya mama!

[1Dcsteve1]

look her doc if i wake up and dis arm is gone ima shove dis other arm in you fuckin ass hole. lmao this man is a mastermind comedy and knowledge mixed together is a beautiful thing.

[Broyale26]

Subscribed. I need this dose of real talk right now.

[SoloDoloTV]

"Like puttin perfume on a fuckin pig" Lmaoooo!

[BabyFacedAssassin301]

dude you're a beast

its real talk

intelligent commentary with a humorous delivery

[MRJP309]

Funniest. Shit. EVERRR.

[tDizzyTV]

this nigga is sayin some of the realest shit while being hilarious as fuck. thats some epic shit to pull off

[TijuanaJackson]

@tDizzyTV I appreciate that, DizzyTV

[sportyculvercity]

man i swear i jus stumbled across this and really thought i was real haha then i started to look like maaaan this nigga look familiar hahaaa, she used to like me to come by da job every once in awhile and fuck me in front them dead ppl when she would go to da bathroom to drain my nut out tht thang hahahaha

[idratherbeanonymous]

"Looked like I was finger fucking Neytiri on her period."

lmaoooo

[felixvc]

how did I not see this until now

[mooseman7777]

how do you think of half the stuff you say?

[coachrobert1982]

It's "T" for "TJ"! Dude - you are the ULTIMATE humor. THIS episode was EXCELLENT.

[missfifilopez]

"a ____ tryna do everythang to get a cameo on cops"

[anthonyattride]

another classic by mr jackson, hahaha!

[normandale1987]

I need a Tiajuana Jackson T-Shirt

[MrBignate323]

this dude is crazy good he mke u laugh n think at the same fuckin time tht tkes talent like richard pryor or chris rock talent

[navoral100]

Like putting perfume on a fucken pig jajaja funny shit kool video

[polancot1]

BROWARD 954 STAND UP!!!!! im from miami tho......lol

[fastlife619]

its like putting purfume on a fucking pig!!!

[kenney2cool]

THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKIN FUNNY...........AND YET SO FUCKIN REAL!!!! GIVE HIM A TALK SHOW!!

[babybrooklynns]

"I should've thought about that, back when I was still livin' with my momma. Callin' myself an entrepreneur, sellin' snow cones and crack rock out my bedroom window."

[damnlookathim]

We so busy seeking instant gratification that we forget about Education.

Wow. That's more than prison logic.

[1kheights]

I had tu beg da nigga tu use a condom killed it

[ravensholst]

Your self regime is a reflection of your self esteem...

[FiyahMuzik]

I ain't know Tijuana was from Broward, gangsta!

[MrKINGMOJO]

wanna know who else was a ex convict?....nelson mandela tj got them words of wisdom

[MrKINGMOJO]

if the body dont smell like a diaper, it aint dead..get that nigga to a hospital.lmao

[Livinglifehigh]

yalll videos always fucked up but its all good since i just need to hear that funny ass audio u spittin. i only remember wut u look like from 40yr oldvirgin

[yungeasy37]

"a nigga was doing everything he can to make a cameo on cops" lol

[RiyuValentine]

bet money half of the people posting these comments are putting them on facebook.

[TijuanaJackson]

@RiyuValentine Hell, I hope they are!!

[FrankLucasH2O]

Message! Like "Dont Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood."

[jigaloe4nowatyahoo]

Its like putting perfume on a fuckn pig LOL.

[RBG83ify]

Best vid so far

[TijuanaJackson]

@RBG83ify Thanks homie!!

[mrjonnyquest2000]

LMAO "It does nothin for your self-esteem when a nigga twice yo size holds you down and you gotta beg tha nigga to wear a condom" lmao

[modonx]

Yo Tijuana is a funny mufucka but this fool is droppin REAL knowledge... Will you laugh it off or pay attention?

[TijuanaJackson]

@modonx thanks homie!!

[ugotmehomie]

@modonx thats real ass talk homie. u knoe some ni**as just gon laugh and aint gon pay attention to what the big homie is sayin.

[krystaprice80]

"No way to get a trailer hitch on a Hundi"

[Lynch6833]

LOL "my backyard was the only place in...FL where a nigga could catch malaria" that's some funny sh!t

[bossman62012]

A nigga did every thing in his power to get a cameo on cops

[SexyProductions2003]

"you don't need no bars to be in prison buh fuckah"

[TheBigEmonarch]

"champagne lifestyle with bud light pockets" -gonna start using that

[Livinglifehigh]

@TheBigEmonarch wuts that even mean? i dun get it

[TijuanaJackson]

@Livinglifehigh "Champagne lifestyle wit Bud Light pockets" means, stop living beyond your means.

[Livinglifehigh]

@TijuanaJackson thanks for lettin me know wuts up!

[TheBigEmonarch]

@Livinglifehigh its about broke ppl (the type of ppl that can only afford bud light) trying to act rich even though they cant afford the rich lifestyle (or afford champagne for that matter)

[SethChillis]

@TheBigEmonarch

Or a champagne Dreams with Malt Liquor Means... That's how the sayin goes

[JQuile0881]

BTW .. ash that fuckin cigarette my dude

[JQuile0881]

"Your self regime is a reflection of your self esteem"

- Tijuana Jackson

(bad ass quote)

[JQuile0881]

"If you ever take any advice from a nigga take this advice...if the body don't smell like a diapah it ain't dead get dat nigga to a hospital YA HURRD ME?!"

- Tijuana Jackson

[bropettway]

You don't need bars to be in prison MF, So True

[acoolswitt]

"Beg a nigga to use a condom. " LMFAO

[jgurl1808]

"That's what I call champagne lifestyle with bud light pockets."

[MyRedHeadNigga]

"drain my nut out that thand!" LMFAO!

[MyRedHeadNigga]

@MyRedHeadNigga thang*

[damaddennite]

This izz the shiiitttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CTRanks13]

"You don't need bars to be in prison muffucka!"

so true and so funny at the same time lol

[udontwanano]

I drive a 2001 hyundai...and no you can't put a trailer hitch on the back...lmao

[daabbot]

if the body dont smell like a daiper, get that nigga to the hospital? lol omfg

[Evrenovic]

If the body ain't smelling like a diaper, it ain't dead! :D lol

[MonkeyKingGhost]

Tell'em brother.

[LILMURK904]

LMFAO