How To Treat your Wife in Skyrim

[vladmir202]

Bitch, this chicken is cold! "slap"

[Megafalloutboy555]

Damn calm down chuck norris.

[YourFavoriteCancer]

Me being a female....

I had the urge to clean up the house right after that.......

Fuck -____- I hate that about Skyrim...YOU CAN'T FUCKING CLEAN THE FUCKING HOUSE.

[rabidwhalezors]

@YourFavoriteCancer On a serious note im sort of a perfectionist, and I wanted my house to be setup perfect, the irony is that with skyrims crazy chaos engine everytime i came into the house it was completely different. I quickly stopped caring.

[sexygamestation95]

Your wife cant read the white text on the screen, you gotta tell her to make dinner dumbass

[rabidwhalezors]

@sexygamestation95 smart guy right here

[glitchstudent]

you just gave me a great goal for my next character.

[chardude00]

wat spell is that?

[Historian66669]

@chardude00 Blizzard.

[TheYoungDudesons]

now clean this up or else your gonna take an arrow to the knee

[TheYoungDudesons]

COOK DINNER FASTER OR ELSE (Massive Blizzard starts)

[ImAwesome4728]

Who made this big mess!? time for 10 second tidy

[Hakumo84]

and then he used quick load

[rabidwhalezors]

@Hakumo84 Nah I just left it like that I'm lazy

[smothdude]

I guess

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She didn't cook my chicken fast enough

[AyoItsThatKid]

She aint dead beacuse atleast she was in the kitchen

[Fairspeth]

I love how Aela's just standing around, non-alarmed like it ain't no thing

[redrumi135]

Saw this video, Saw i have a blizzard scroll.. Lydia is gone get the dun did shit beat of herr for getting stuck on all demm wallz

[TheHellPker]

Paranormal activity 4

[Akane68]

lmfao that is so fucking awesome.

[hobit1138]

Random moan

[snake9718]

i wish i married aela

[TheMardek1]

aela's my wife two :/

[NarutoFreak9999]

What's the spell? Or is it just a scroll? And how do I obtain ir

[rabidwhalezors]

@NarutoFreak9999 You have to use the elder scroll, absorb a dragons soul, and punch a donkey all at the same time to get this spell. Then you can only use it at night, indoors, while there is someone naked in the same town as you. Also if you have been blasted to the moon by a giant in any save you can't obtain it.

[YorianSevenfold]

@rabidwhalezors BEST SKYRIM COMMENT IN THE EXISTENCE

[bananawariourpoop]

@NarutoFreak9999

[roguerunner14]

@NarutoFreak9999 Master spell: Blizzard

[TheSlimJimGamer]

@NarutoFreak9999 its blizzard dumb ass, its a scroll

[rabidwhalezors]

@TheSlimJimGamer I dont know whats worse the people that cant read and ask what it is, or the idiots that have no idea and call the others dumb

[MrSouthernRacist]

@rabidwhalezors does she really clean it up though?

[rabidwhalezors]

@MrSouthernRacist Eventually She fulfills my every desire

[DanyloWynn]

I missed my wedding...

[darkskoliro]

OR TAKE AN ARROW TO THE WHAT?!?

[KaiChorazewicz]

1:12 No Women were beat in this.

*woman moans*

[MalfatoIII]

No it s not a spell either an elder scroll you fucking retardads it s just a fucking scroll called blizzard.And why would it be an elder scroll you fucking imbrain Elder motherfucking scroll is one of a kind you dumb shit.The rest of scrolls are just ordinary scrolls of magick now before trolling the motherfucking video inform your self and beat the game untill you comment anything you dumb fucks.And the person who posted the comment of elder scroll is a fucking stupid.

[orangejuice685]

now claen this mess up bitch!

[Saediil]

so many years after oblivion, ppl in TES still run/walk around like a bunch of handicaps. no one's asking for motion tracking techs or anything fancy like that, but is it really that hard for bethesda to make a change to their precious engine? hmm..

[rabidwhalezors]

@Saediil If you think skyrim even comes close to oblivion you are mistaken

[Saediil]

@rabidwhalezors

wouldnt say close really, though not that different either. see for yourself, the man runs like he just got his penis circumcised.

[shockywatt]

@Saediil try oblivion bro you havent scene mentally handicapped walking

[4ingP]

I'm no culinary expert, but I'm pretty sure calling a blizzard around the pit is going to make dinner take even longer to cook.

[LuiDeca]

@4ingP lol

[inphasesith]

WHAT SPELL IS DAT!?!!?

WHAT SPELL IS DAT!>!>!>?!?!

WHAT SPELL IS DAT!>!>!?!?!?!

READ THE FUCKING DESCRIPTION!!!!!

fucking elder scrolls newbies.

[samson498]

What spell is that and how do i get it?

[SarcasmSkateTeam]

@samson498 read the fucking description retard

[samson498]

@SarcasmSkateTeam calm the fuck down down dude. I know now you fucking gypsy piece of shit. Have a nice day!

[SarcasmSkateTeam]

@samson498 nope, its just it pisses me off on how fucking dumb people are, they expect everything to be told to them

[Alonelypie]

Horker loaf

[PS3Fan487]

When a man with powers asks you to make him a sandwich. You make his fucking sandwich...

[FunorbOrRunescape]

The spell is "Blizzard" There, I solved your problem. -.-

[rabidwhalezors]

@FunorbOrRunescape You didnt solve it because, if you read the description it was already answered, plus you think I have never answered it before, its because they dont know how to read they will just keep asking...

[FunorbOrRunescape]

@rabidwhalezors Ah Right, Sorry there. Yeah people dont read descriptions anymore.

[tequillaofbacon]

imagine having a dejjic lord like that for a husband

[rabidwhalezors]

@tequillaofbacon Daedric*

[tequillaofbacon]

i bet aela poisoned the food. thats why she took so long!

[halodomanater69]

Oh Skyrim.... I love you Skyrim

[Niko98741]

mother of physics...

[darkseer100]

what spell is that???

[blackplaig]

wut spel is dat?

[itsabogie]

Just going to stirr away while all this shit spins around the room.

[Blazed655]

*Looks at rabidwalezors comment*

what spell is that?

[Narutofreak996]

Force Repulse-y



[MrYung128]

Eh.. don't even look for DoltYouWont100's comment, just watch moar videos..

[Gears2Master]

that mess at the end was crazy

[weladravideos]

I just started the game, YOU GET SPELLS LIKE THAT?

[army7641]

Holy shit that woman very scared

[thatcoolguy932]

oh nvm

[thatcoolguy932]

you forgot knee.......

[Z4X9Y]

Also there must have been 100 fags and feminist who watched this video.

[Z4X9Y]

lmao. The man of the house should of also told his bitch to clean his armour cuz it was pretty badass. ahahaahahah. Awesome video.

[destroid1999]

ICE BLIZZERD

[kokomando2]

MUST HAVE THTAT SPELL

[Xx98HOCKEYxX]

cant imagine what the neighbors were thinking when they herd all that banging

[djiwashi]

WTF is that magic power? :O

[worldofwarcraftpvp23]

97 are women.....

[nubnu1]

definitely time to pack up and leave that mess



[vicmw2lbp]

O__________O

[Whiteboy092]

oketi poketi

[laharlie]

Honey, I just cleaned that.

[TehMrPringles]

What spell is that?

[twsimgamer82]

Is it wrong that I'm female and still find this funny?

[DarkSword271]

@twsimgamer82 ...nope...

[Ratoscruvy]

@twsimgamer82

No... it means that you have a sense of humor and could probably hangout with guys

[rabidwhalezors]

@twsimgamer82 No because it was a joke lol

[recreationtime]

someone overdoesed on mana potions

[MsOnlyMeAndI]

hahaha. o women were beat in this xD <3

[bigjakeyoung]

0:12 dont do it... 0:18 WELL THAT HOUSE HAS JUST SEEN THE APOCALYPSE

[x2did]

3 days later you came back home she didnt clean

i was a wife like you then i took an arrow to the knee

[shell78india]

FOR CHRISTS SAKE I FEEL SORRY FOR THE VID MAKER, THE SPELL IS ICE BLIZZARD!!!!! @yoyomike5 u r alright cuz u complemented so u r an example to the bastards askin what it is. (clap)

[yoyomike5]

sweet im gon have to fid that spell some day

[roller4312]

youre da MAN.

[rabidwhalezors]

Too all the people who ask "what spell is that?" I will not answer you anymore, Stop being illiterate morons.

[Lythium8d8]

@rabidwhalezors What spell is that?

[JBhitman6]

@rabidwhalezors what spell is that?

LOL

[SexyMetalPants]

@rabidwhalezors

>Too

>Capitalized 'stop'

Yeah, they're the illiterate morons.

[Sarokuthix]

@rabidwhalezors because they are too stupid to look in the description you mean

[cubehead30]

What spell is that

[ProducShuns]

damn that spell animation is awesome

[mordecai49]

have fun cleaning that up.

[UndesiredDeath]

Hilarious. But if that were me, I would have waited for you to finish, then take whatever I was cooking a throw it at you.

"Dinner is fucking served, asshole."

[snacksguy]

alternative title: "why you shouldn't cast blizzard inside your house."

[thewoowoowooking]

LMAO

[dabeast19070]

what spell is that?

[neolinkpower]

What spell is that

[disisjeremy]

that was the funniest fucking thing ive ever seen

[IAmTheStig320]

I don't know what's more awesome. The spell, or the fact that she is completely unaffected by it.

[SiCkBeAnSnIpEr]

i only ever see my wife when i want my half of the money

[Twilightlll]

i have to admit that was pretty awesome

[doctorawesome132]

she dosnt even care

[chrantheman]

OH GOD SHIT JUST HIT THE FAN!

[xricsx]

what mage is dat?

[DoItYouWont100]

72 people have no sense of humor.

[rabidwhalezors]

@DoItYouWont100 You mean 72 people are women

[DoItYouWont100]

@rabidwhalezors

Either women or manginas. Either way, no sense of humor.

[deadlyvenom356]

@rabidwhalezors ooh i got one question where can you find falralda and how can you buy the house?

[rabidwhalezors]

@deadlyvenom356 Faralda is at the College of Winterhold, and you can buy the once you become thane of whiterun.

[soanoen]

@rabidwhalezors

or thane of solitude :P

[rabidwhalezors]

@soanoen To get the house in whiterun which is the one I have You need to be the Thane of Whiterun, If you want to own one of the other houses you need to be Thane of the respective city it is in. The exceptions are the special living quarters.

[xartux]

@rabidwhalezors You mean 88 people had to clean that...

[Viclavik]

@DoItYouWont100 that was funny as heck I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna puke!

[Viclavik]

@Viclavik as they say on Metapocalypse ,,,,BRUTAL

[3godsSpell]

@DoItYouWont100 thats what she said

[IzakiHaruza]

@DoItYouWont100 @rabidwhalezors People who make jokes like this have no sense of humor. I see two. There's plenty more out there.

[DoItYouWont100]

@IzakiHaruza

People who get all bent out of shape over something in a video game not only have no sense of humor, they need to get a life. Why so serious, bro?

[IzakiHaruza]

@DoItYouWont100 I ain't even mad, bro.

[DoItYouWont100]

@IzakiHaruza

Yea, I can tell lol.

[maldarionable]

@CosminRexatron their is a thing u can do with enchant which requires a lot of grand soulstones but i don't know if this is the case science i haven't seen it or tried it out myself but you can make an item which improves your enchantment effects wear the item u enchanted and repeat until you reach the point of being able having spells cost no mana whatsoever but this is theory at best like i said due to me not seeing it or trying it myself

[TheBlackDragon277]

and this all time she was cooking

[Hrko1992]

LOL

[SpookerstheSpoo]

Fus = Back

Ro = To

Dah = Kitchen

[BrushfireNAVY]

no you ask why are my dishes not done

[zalom1modur]

Bro-tip: marry a trader. Every in-game day you can ask them if the store made any money and you will get 100 gold. Or you can ask whenever you want and she/he will save it up.

Also, you have a trader in your own home, you can sell him/her your goods.

I recommend a blacksmith, for they have more money.

[rabidwhalezors]

@zalom1modur It doesnt matter if they are a trader or not any wife can do that...

[zalom1modur]

@rabidwhalezors Really? Even the 'getting gold from the store'?

[rabidwhalezors]

@zalom1modur Yes, and the amount of money you get is due to in game time

[cnsmith1234]

Chris Brown got some new moves lol

[acely73]

u must be real hungry damn dude!

[ChaseLikesVideoGames]

i married aela to! XD haha

[axell881]

how the hell you got that spell

[1236sason]

the muslim superman

[TathagatDarkAssassin]

@1236sason lol

[rjacob94]

:44 mace of molag bal

[2pacthugzta]

smack

[98mmcc]

now your dinners gonna be cold

[doirealyneedaname]

2 seconds after the video was over the food was done

[Letsdraw123]

Wooo-ow.....

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the Skyrim version of the lifetime movie network is way cooler than ours

[sasukecool4]

Damn!!!!!! thats a epic spell o.o

[TheIman666]

thats going to suck to clean up i would take the arrow to the knee

[mrsnipersi]

no clean up bitch!

[G4MET00B]

Think twice before you mess with this guy! :p

[WanderToKyozo]

she climaxed at 1:11

[Willows1970]

That's a really bad case of flatulence!!!! Bitch must of made one hell of a curry!!!! LMAO!!!

[WatchingShadows]

That's a pretty stormy relationship.

[speedyguydima]

someone's not getting laid tonight >:)

[LordPunchWood]

>Casts Blizzard

Aela: Not giving a shit.

[Jsobone]

That's one way to blast chill your food before service

[xXxTheDemonBossxXx]

how did you manage to get that armor?

[rabidwhalezors]

@xXxTheDemonBossxXx read the description please.

[CosminRexatron]

@xXxTheDemonBossxXx 100 % cheats

[rabidwhalezors]

@CosminRexatron You are 100% illiterate

[rugrat646]

RAWRRARWARWRRAWRARWRARRWRRAWRR­AWR...

Yes My Love 0-0

[EpicWeirdoKid]

Um... IDK There are a few women in Skyrim you probably shouldn't do that to. Aela is one of them. You might take an arrow to the nuts...

[OeilDeSang]

Vacuum power ?

[TheBoss25100]

BITCH, this chicken is cold!!!!!!!!

[Cypraid]

That what happens when Dr. Freeze becomes a family man

[moonkoolaid]

thanks for the advise.  I will remember to use that on my wife

[qwertyuiopssdfffg]

1:10 ur a girl too XD

[turtlefreak89]

Are you like a fucking air bender??!

[plaparen]

Cool ironic sexisim bro

[MegaRocket00]

"EXPLAIN THIS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIII!!!!!!!!1!!!1!1!!"

[Luigi01080]

even through all that she still stayed in the kitchen making you some soup and a sandwitch :D

[TheTruthAndMore]

I like the way once you marry a woman they turn real house-wifey and depressed. Especially Aela poor woman

[rabidwhalezors]

@TheTruthAndMore I invite her out to adventure with me but it always turns very bestial.