Roy: You bring me joy when I'm down. You've earned so much more money than I'll ever be able to send you! I hope you're making some money for all this because you are completely fantastic! "I like you best when you're bad."
look if you don't wanna tell me then don't assjack... jeez all i did was to ask if anyone knew the chords, it's not like i did anything to bother you man...
Right. Sorry, didn't think about that. "B" is "B flat" in Europe. Or at least in Germany. Chords were more or less correct by the way but Roy has his guitar tuned down half a tone or so.
This is definitely one of your best songs. It is really devastating, how accurate it is. Conservatives really are as slimy, mindless, and self-absorbed as all that.
You guys cry about everything. Move to a Muslim society and say get rid of religion. Your goal is to make everyone as miserable as you. Have fun with that. I know you are anouther youtube expert, but don't say for a second that your kind has only peaceful gatherings.
Last time I checked you "sky daddy" worshipers were not suppose to hate? So, whats up with the screen name? Your "sky daddy" is going to come down hard you for such hate, right? Well, never mind, you guys know nothing but hate and without hate you would not have much of a belief system.
If we did move to a Muslim society, we would tell them to get rid of religion, at least those until we were beheaded for not believing in a sentient being floating around in the clouds. Fortunately, we were born in a secular country where freedom FROM religion is guaranteed by the consitution. We'd like to keep it that way.
if it seems like nontheists are criticizing only christianity, it's because the ones you're encountering are probably in the west where christianity is dominant and attempting to get their views laws that govern over christians as well as nonchristians (and christians who disagree). The moment taoists start trying to get the tao te ching taught in science class, you'll see a lot more criticism of it. Not all liberals don't believe in religion btw.
I stick it in the exhaust pipe-like you do your a**-People begin to wonder-how can I be so dumb-but this analogy I am showing-is just good old fasion fun-Who cares if it is unhealthy-because I have my rights-to display my stupidity-and senseless logic to new heights-This song that I wrote-is done in a certian way-to remind your time is comming which is your judgement day.
Saying "Russia is close to Alaska - they're both in the far north Pacific - therefore my experience with Alaska counts as experience with Russia. I mean, they're close together!" is kinda like saying "The freezer is close to the toaster - they're both in my kitchen - therefore I can probably use the freezer for the same purpose as the toaster. I mean, they're close together!"
This reminds me of a Gulf War era joke. It's a well known fact in Iraq (but no one would dare say it at that time) that Saddam was, technically speaking, an illegitimate child. So, by the time Desert Storm got into full swing to force him out of Kuwait, this joke became very popular:
oh, don't worry, Roy is never likely to run out of material. whether they win in november or not, the world is still gonna be full of John McCains, dropping their burning bags of metaphorical dogshit on the doorstep of human dignity. hope you're reassured!
someone is really slow to laugh at 0:23
starsoftrackandfield 4 months ago
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starsoftrackandfield 4 months ago
One of the best comedians around! Give him a guitar and watch him go wild!
jeffreydebra1 5 months ago
reminds me of Bo Burnham without puns and instead with politics
AboyNAmEDsued 5 months ago in playlist Roy Zimmerman
i love your stuff Roy, namaste
markmahrenholz 8 months ago
*dies laughing*
I've been awake too long. I didn't catch the second meaning until halfway through the song. :p
PinkRangerVida 1 year ago
Unspeakably excellent.
Thiefree 1 year ago
Are you in standard tuning?
KaslarProductions 1 year ago
666 likes ^^
maxergud 1 year ago
oops too late haha
aQuaSPLaSHLoVe 1 year ago 3
Bush's prayer buddy Tony Blair walks into the bedroom
*awkward pause*.........
Threesome?
rhodes2k7 1 year ago 4
"PRESIDENT PALIN!!!!!!" *click-click-click-click* (obama button) ROFL!! :)
yourmomswallowsmycum 1 year ago
"I don't care if you've been with my Dad." I laughed for approximately 5 minutes.
handmiadenofgod 1 year ago
PERFECT
mussman717word 1 year ago
"I don't care if you've been with my dad"... Utter genius
rhettboy 1 year ago
SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!
RATKING10 1 year ago
I just got it at the end.
fingersticks74 1 year ago
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He should make a song about what a dumb ass Obama is.
mrthumpy22 1 year ago
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I've seen better acts in the Salvation Army.
tampabayproductions 1 year ago
cheeky!
amadarose8 1 year ago
I'm loving this guy!
Cindrellie 1 year ago
Roy: You bring me joy when I'm down. You've earned so much more money than I'll ever be able to send you! I hope you're making some money for all this because you are completely fantastic! "I like you best when you're bad."
ponyryan 1 year ago 5
Well when you PUT IT THAT WAY! :D
KelsiLynBear 1 year ago 2
You, sir, have a subscriber in me because of this song alone. xD
DH1390 1 year ago 5
Okay, listened to 10 and this one made me subscribe.
babaluboo123 1 year ago 4
he is amasing :P does any1 no if he has an album ? and if so wats it called ?
aaronhoey1 1 year ago
@aaronhoey1 He has like 7 albums.
janusandjachy 1 year ago
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Its all over facebook, Zimmerman's father promised to pull out, but oops...we got Roy.
sammvoyager 2 years ago
keep at it roy! america needs people like you! liberals from europe salute you :)
PMetheney84 2 years ago 6
Brilliant
VermontSkidude 2 years ago 4
@VermontSkidude i agree! :)
PMetheney84 2 years ago
Awesome.....
VermontSkidude 2 years ago 2
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I guess they love you Roy
Splangy1 2 years ago
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Roy Zimmerman you are a faggot but you make me laugh
Splangy1 2 years ago
@Splangy1 Fuck you, Roy Zimmerman is completely heterosexual.
Paradox3121 2 years ago 16
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the fuck I care about you bastered faggots. yall have never been anything but cold to me
Splangy1 2 years ago
Wow, 20 thumbs down before you were off. That's the highest so far.
darliegoddess 2 years ago
you dont have 20 thumbs
ws363139videomakerZ 2 years ago
Don't know how I missed this one!! Love it. Just one night on your... matri...cide....
Great stuff!!
suznm1 2 years ago 4
roy zimmerman, you are my god! :D
SatyaVenugopal 2 years ago 13
Thanks Roy! I wish you'd come to Las Vegas!
dba89005 2 years ago 2
The "toasting a bagel" line before the song was great.
GoblinXXX 2 years ago 13
Oops. Too late. Lol!
JmSantos78 2 years ago 3
You forgot, "It won't hurt". I can't believe you rhymed "Mattress I'd" with "Fratricide". You are my hero. I hereby subscribe.
Love,
Hockey Mama For Obama
pfte1 2 years ago 84
GOLD!!!!!
sexyfunklova 2 years ago 4
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karunaification 2 years ago 2
Hi-Larious
D119heavy 2 years ago
Ups too late...
Brilliant!!!
Yakio69 2 years ago 4
XD
very nice
alixinthemiddle 2 years ago
This guy is so fucking talented, he's great.
empbac 3 years ago 60
Right on bro.
sushiyama1 2 years ago 3
does someone have the chords for this? i gotta learn to play this one...
micp4130 3 years ago
it's a blues.
jazztrumpet87 3 years ago
um, yeah, i you haven't noticed there are different blues progressions...
micp4130 3 years ago
okey fine... it's mostly a blues.
You can figure out that other chord for yourself eh?
jazztrumpet87 3 years ago
if i could i wouldn't ask, now would i?
micp4130 3 years ago
Not necessarily. You might just be lazy.
Besides, you can see his hands... duh.
jazztrumpet87 3 years ago
look if you don't wanna tell me then don't assjack... jeez all i did was to ask if anyone knew the chords, it's not like i did anything to bother you man...
micp4130 3 years ago
you guys are both lame
Bjrec 3 years ago
Just from watching I'd say:
E G A H7 A7 E
Bridge:
C E F# H7
GoosebusterT5 3 years ago 5
thanks mate ^^
micp4130 3 years ago
H? lol
fikealox 3 years ago
H = B. H is used in classical music and is taught mostly in Europe nowadays.
avskrap 3 years ago 2
Right. Sorry, didn't think about that. "B" is "B flat" in Europe. Or at least in Germany. Chords were more or less correct by the way but Roy has his guitar tuned down half a tone or so.
GoosebusterT5 2 years ago 2
This is definitely one of your best songs. It is really devastating, how accurate it is. Conservatives really are as slimy, mindless, and self-absorbed as all that.
WareSquirrel 3 years ago
photolitherland: it's in the bible, stupid! /fundamentalism
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You guys cry about everything. Move to a Muslim society and say get rid of religion. Your goal is to make everyone as miserable as you. Have fun with that. I know you are anouther youtube expert, but don't say for a second that your kind has only peaceful gatherings.
Ihateliberals901 3 years ago
Last time I checked you "sky daddy" worshipers were not suppose to hate? So, whats up with the screen name? Your "sky daddy" is going to come down hard you for such hate, right? Well, never mind, you guys know nothing but hate and without hate you would not have much of a belief system.
ajstavely711 3 years ago
Advocating improvements = whiny? Ah, now I see! Because other people can have it worse, that logically means that my duty is to not even try! Great!
graaar 3 years ago 2
If we did move to a Muslim society, we would tell them to get rid of religion, at least those until we were beheaded for not believing in a sentient being floating around in the clouds. Fortunately, we were born in a secular country where freedom FROM religion is guaranteed by the consitution. We'd like to keep it that way.
wizardbrandon 3 years ago 6
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OK, just as long as you are being fair. Most of you liberals only cry towards one side. Good job man!
Ihateliberals901 3 years ago
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I bet you are only talking about one certain religion,huh?
Ihateliberals901 3 years ago
if it seems like nontheists are criticizing only christianity, it's because the ones you're encountering are probably in the west where christianity is dominant and attempting to get their views laws that govern over christians as well as nonchristians (and christians who disagree). The moment taoists start trying to get the tao te ching taught in science class, you'll see a lot more criticism of it. Not all liberals don't believe in religion btw.
graaar 3 years ago 3
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Hey what a song! How about these lyrics:
I go to the gas station-to pump some gas
I stick it in the exhaust pipe-like you do your a**-People begin to wonder-how can I be so dumb-but this analogy I am showing-is just good old fasion fun-Who cares if it is unhealthy-because I have my rights-to display my stupidity-and senseless logic to new heights-This song that I wrote-is done in a certian way-to remind your time is comming which is your judgement day.
helpsYouUp 3 years ago
This is genius..
paintingtasters 3 years ago 3
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hey im not a fan of palin, but leave religion out of it.
rushfloydzeppelin 3 years ago
man Roy you look like Stephen Root in that last shot!
Guess10000 3 years ago 2
whoops!
...too late
yuting13mizu 3 years ago 3
yea, anyone got a tic tac for the poor beast?
gryphonkeen 3 years ago 5
MAN Roy, I LOVE your wit! Nailed it again!
gryphonkeen 3 years ago 5
my feelings for the poor grizzly
gryphonkeen 3 years ago 5
Fucking hilarious.. nothing else to say about it, a stroke of genius
gnomeuser 3 years ago 7
Just to spend one night on your
matress I'd commit fratricide!
HAHA! You could teach those rappers and hip-hop artists a thing or two about word play and rhyming!
edwardwoelke 3 years ago 2
...'an he's STILL keepin' her occupied! Dub needs to acquaint himself with the Interruptus Dictum.
Yottabee 3 years ago
Naughty, indeed! Hilarious and wonderful as always. Another of your songs, Roy, that won't leave my head for another week, I suspect.
"I don't care if you've been with my dad--" Aw, geez. <3
paperduckie 3 years ago 4
This goes in my favorite Roy-Zimmerman-songs-list!
But I didn't get this one: "...trying to toast a bagel in your freezer..." ???
scar02face 3 years ago 2
Saying "Russia is close to Alaska - they're both in the far north Pacific - therefore my experience with Alaska counts as experience with Russia. I mean, they're close together!" is kinda like saying "The freezer is close to the toaster - they're both in my kitchen - therefore I can probably use the freezer for the same purpose as the toaster. I mean, they're close together!"
Quisrides 3 years ago 8
Now I got it! Thanks.
scar02face 3 years ago
I can see my hot neighbor washing her mini-scooter in her bikini. Does that mean she will take me for a ride?
meschoo 3 years ago 2
Naughty Roy!
spongebobnik 3 years ago 2
Hahaha! Roy, you kill me!
This reminds me of a Gulf War era joke. It's a well known fact in Iraq (but no one would dare say it at that time) that Saddam was, technically speaking, an illegitimate child. So, by the time Desert Storm got into full swing to force him out of Kuwait, this joke became very popular:
Q: What do Saddam and his dad have in common?
A: They both pulled out too late.
achievist 3 years ago 4
Bush Senior should've pulled out too...
EmoKidsScott 3 years ago 9
i take my hat off for you.
Hinrik91 3 years ago 2
Another lovely witty song Roy. Well done. Love the bagel bit!
Willish 3 years ago 2
you're the Man!
gunapie 3 years ago
Roy has a lot of nerve pronouncing Iraq correctly. I thought that was a sin in EhMerica.
noliketoregister 3 years ago 5
Dude! EH?merica. I love it. I'm using that from now on. Thanks.
DrBones666 3 years ago
Run with it.
noliketoregister 3 years ago
Dear Mr Noliketoregister,
Please grant me the honour of carrying your firstborn child. Ready when you are.
...That 'I-RACK' drawl makes me want to cut a bitch. Gets me every. single. time.
joiskyhigh 3 years ago
Lol, buck fifty every one eh?
noliketoregister 3 years ago
Hurrah!
You now have your own section in my CD collection! 'Thanks for the support' hasn't left my CD player all week :)
Keep up the good work!
denial101 3 years ago
very clever =)
ragexgod 3 years ago
This was so disturbing, Mr. Zimmerman. And funny, yeah, but still. :laughs and shakes head simultaneously:
LuciaZephyr 3 years ago
what?
mikester76 3 years ago
Understand THAT Palin!
Hahaha, great video.
o0PlayOnWords0o 3 years ago 4
genius. sheer genius.
=D
sheepwshotguns 3 years ago 2
well that was special haha... I love the face you're making as it fades out!
madcowgirl4h 3 years ago
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Good thing McCain is going to win in November. Roy will have more material to work with.
takerdust 3 years ago
oh, don't worry, Roy is never likely to run out of material. whether they win in november or not, the world is still gonna be full of John McCains, dropping their burning bags of metaphorical dogshit on the doorstep of human dignity. hope you're reassured!
alderby 3 years ago
Another brilliant song from a great satirist.
raymondcrooke 3 years ago
AAAHAHAHHA!! this is a perfect metaphor. well done, Roy.
colbertnation401 3 years ago 2
HAHAHAH! This is his best song.
KingCrimson776 3 years ago
I just got a new favorite Roy song. :)
arcannobi 3 years ago
LOL!
CousinoMacul 3 years ago
lol
theVAGINAtheist 3 years ago
Yet another excellent song. Keep it up, man!
rotarsky 3 years ago 2
Bwahahaa your text 'n' music is so awesome Roy!!
Paxmax 3 years ago
I don't care if you've been with my Dad.
Killer line.
BillyDOOM23 3 years ago 6
ROFL!! I love it!!
anmoose 3 years ago 2
bwahahahaha, awesome!
semiliteratedgod 3 years ago 3
Nobody does it better than ROY!
vigwig 3 years ago 8
Woops too late!
Ahahahahaha
MagnusIan 3 years ago 7
lulz your a champ mate
ArachEye 3 years ago 8
Great video, that was hilarious!
madeleinekay 3 years ago 6
very very funny!
msscience 3 years ago 6
Fuck you make me laugh mate.
pranicmegan 3 years ago 5
Awesome!
Darsises 3 years ago 6
haha.. Classic!
ImaginaryGodBlessYou 3 years ago 5
good one roy, loved the intro :) 5* and fav'd
hellshade2 3 years ago 7