Hard Justice: S2E11 (Halo 3 Machinima)

[LozX100]

Now we return to "Cool Cops on BOX!"

XD LMAO

[I8RICKROLLERS]

does anyone else think he should make more of these

[ruler898]

does he still make these?

[Cowpwnz]

arby n the chief should clash with one of em :p

[BlueTeamPlayer]

@SporeFan4 When Sarge finally kicked him off redteam he needed some dough

[madasafish2010]

Cool cops on box

[Golden27Banana]

Rick mercer=Jon cgj

[Golden27Banana]

Awesome

[OnionThyme]

remember back to the first episode of the series when it was pure humor?

[DBZJohnny123]

yo we got free healthcare

[TheNonProgidy16]

dude its been like forever since anyone made a machima thats good and is halo 3..... its so nostalgic now <3

[F1NJP]

@TheNonProgidy16 Yeah well this was made almost 2 years ago so I guess this goes to the "forever ago" category as well.

[Echo115RS]

@TheNonProgidy16 I've made some stuff recently. It's Reach, but it is pretty good and recent. Check out my channel.

[323451922]

7:15 lower right corner "BOX HD" the screeen is looks like it has seezure

[K1LL3RLEG3ND1159]

Did anyone else notice that in the credits it had one of those location caption things like it does during the show

[TARDISpug]

@Cakysc777 im Rick Mercer asshole!!!!nah. im righ james bitch!!

[RCNxxInciner8]

@Cakysc777 You spelt Mercer wrong

[SysmicAssasin17]

Co za asy

[FrankiEmo92]

Jon hasn't "retired". He's just focusing on the Arbiter 'n' the Chief series, which obviously some of you didn't know.

[GTFOVevo]

I think Jon's in school and forgot about us Youtube fans?

[sheerfe4rstudios]

@GTFOVevo no... Hes making Arby N The Chief. This series is old and done.

[XXFailzzzXX]

digital ph33r retired?

[FrankiEmo92]

Why does he want his hotel to have a negative reputation?

[zander7x7]

@FrankiEmo92 I think any attention can be taken as good attention if your desperate enough for it

[phillipparent11]

"we now return to 'cool cops' on BOX!!..."

[Thatmakessense356]

What's the song at the end?

[JakeDylanReview]

max is a dick

[iguzzleapplejuice]

Series made by Jon CJG, gameplay acted out and filmed by Jon CJG, starring Jon CJG, edited by Jon CJG, written and directed by Jon CJG, I'm starting to think that Jon and Rick Mercer aren't so different......

[Hitlerwearsasnuggie]

@iguzzleapplejuice hahaha nice

[Pico2571]

@iguzzleapplejuice

exept jon CJG didn't start the series.

[DibsAlien]

@Pico2571 except he did

[Pico2571]

@DibsAlien

I thought it was DIgitalph33r I checked the credits

[DibsAlien]

@Pico2571 It's the same person, he changed his name since Digitalph33r was a name he made when he was 13 or something when he wanted to go online to play some game

[Pico2571]

@DibsAlien

well he's a guinui-gen-giun-ge-uhg! he's awesome

[DibsAlien]

@Pico2571 no argument here

[maxfrorer]

@iguzzleapplejuice That's the joke

[maxfrorer]

Jon I love the ending soundrack for this video

[Yamikaiba123]

@iguzzleapplejuice You mean Jon and Tommy Wiseau.

[Thebluevsred]

Rick rick rick rick o_o Wtf is that

[bailsterbailer]

@topsecret221 actually his from canada you will know it if you have been watching arby series

[AceofSpad3sking1994]

Why the fuck are they all walking?! They had cars.

[ShiroOkami34]

Life is a bad board game ; )

[DarkEye1564]

Im going to Canada to try to find the rare mutant horse and as posted by some ppl the rocketcamera

[topsecret221]

I love how he made an entire show to make fun of canadians ^^

[viney60]

has a lot of the same music from arby n the cheif

[hunter3824]

the ONLY canadian i hate is justin bieber

[VerdwaaldOdyssey]

@hunter3824 Someone is unoriginal! :D

[sonicblast1223]

Knowing that Jon is a realist like me Bernard max and eddie are all probably killed or arrested at the end of this series

[WarmanxXXx]

@sonicblast1223 Did you see episode 13? they were the only cops left, I think Roman and that darth vader faggit guy died.Also, Bernard did die in One life remaining at episode 13 too.And I know it was Bernard because in one of the episodes of One life remaining they called in Bernard and he was investigating but killed later in the series so Max, Eddy, and Howard are the probably only ones left.

[cammo353]

@WarmanxXXx Cool spoiler, bro.

[canyon221]

i like arby n the cheif better but this is okay

[chadt4]

The sad thing is that this may very well be what life is like 600 years from now, a police state.

[SmileyNerd101]

I hate that I have to pay for BOX in HD

[BitchesDoGlitches]

@SmileyNerd101 Switch to direct  tv HD is free

[SmileyNerd101]

@BitchesDoGlitches

lol

[sapphire2005]

we now return the COOL COPS on BOX

[phillmcaverty]

the end scared me coz i was wearing headphones and it was up really loud D:

[southparkfanatic101]

How about you all shut the fuck up and enjoy the fucking video, or get the fuck off?

[rosespp]

@southparkfanatic101 HEY WHERE TALKING BUSSINESS, shut ur pie hole

[PoopCorn12118]

lol the ending noice thing scared my cat hehehehe

[gogos1234567890]

rick mercer sux balls, i prefer colbert report and daily show.

[oxtailmryoutbe1]

ctrl w to skip ads

[0xXSquishYXx0]

@oxtailmryoutbe1 wow ur a reall funny bitch arent u

[oxtailmryoutbe1]

@0xXSquishYXx0 you got that right

[hoolioscoolios]

i love rick mercer :( that they made fun of him

[Gohun8901]

hey cocksuckers who commented about this video on black ops yh go fuck urselves! anyway black ops sucks dick

[DanDood11]

reality TV ruins everything, including Max's career!

[THEMETALMAXX]

@DanDood11 i voted up cause my name is max and TV is gay hahaha

[movieduke337]

Come and get the new Rocket Launcher! Not only can it shoot deadly rockets that can kill anyone who gets to close, but they also double as cameras now!!!!! Shoot a video, take a picture, or blow someone's ass off. The new Rocket launcher does it all!!!!

[loltweet3]

@movieduke337 For the low price of only $19.95

[CeMDRAGONify]

@movieduke337 and my new rocket launcher make toast beat that.

[movieduke337]

@CeMDRAGONify Someone sent me a message a while ago saying their rocket launcher had internet and cable capability.

[CeMDRAGONify]

@movieduke337 damn it.

[mattdickson2]

@movieduke337 yeah well mine has all that AND....... A bag o' chips! LOL

[rosespp]

@movieduke337 Ummm what happens if they mix up the "shoot rocket" button and the "take picture" button at a wedding?

[movieduke337]

@rosespp You better hope that whoever is getting their picture taken is good at getting out of the way. And if not....... we pay all funeral expenses.

[rosespp]

@movieduke337 What if they also get it confused at the funeral?

[movieduke337]

@rosespp Whoever gets killed will get their funeral payed for too. And we'll have to redesign the button layout.

[rosespp]

@movieduke337 What if there are 2 marines getting their picture taken next to a jet carrying a nuke and they get confused before you can redesign the button lay-out?

[movieduke337]

@rosespp Ask me when it actually happens.

[rosespp]

@movieduke337 BUT IT ALREADY HAS!!! WADDAYA THINKS HAPPENING IN AFGANISTAN!!!!!

[movieduke337]

@rosespp let the Afganistan branch of New Rockets Inc. take care of it.

[rosespp]

@movieduke337 THEY TRIED BUT IT DIDNT WORK!

[movieduke337]

@rosespp Well.... too bad then.

[rosespp]

@movieduke337 YOUR THE WORST SUPERMAN EVER!

[movieduke337]

@rosespp Well EXCUSE ME! I'm only trying to save the world from the covenant, run a bussiness, stop the world from being demolished by meteors, and make enough of a living to keep my house. All on a DAILY basis, not to mention that's when I have a short list of stuff to do. If some guys ignored the product recall it's on them, they should have listened.

[rosespp]

@movieduke337 WELL I did all that AND drank 100 cans of coke in 10 seconds!

[movieduke337]

@rosespp I drank 200 cans in 5 seconds

[rosespp]

@movieduke337 Well i drank EVERY can of coke in 0.0000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­00000000001 milliseconds

[movieduke337]

@rosespp then how am I drinking one right now?

[rosespp]

@movieduke337 MAGIC

[movieduke337]

@rosespp NO YOU LIE!!!! THE AFGANISTAN BRANCH DID TAKE CARE OF IT!!! YOU ARE REALLY A SPY FROM NEW SNIPERS INC!!!! TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD! (Turns to cops) Take em away!!

[rosespp]

@movieduke337 YOULL NEVER STOP SNIPERS INC!!! WE WILL SHOOT YOU FROM A LONG RANGE AND IF YOU TRY TO SHOOT US WE WILL SHOOT THE ROCKET ASWELL!!!!!!!

PS: our new sniper rifles come with a camera and coke dispensal unit BUY TODAY!

[movieduke337]

@rosespp Too bad you, your employer, and everyone else in New Snipers Inc. are all in Jail and all your equipment was destroyed, and we just made an alliance with new Beam rifles inc. every Rocket launcher purchase now earns a free beam rifle. THAT'S RIGHT!!! NO MORE RELOADING!!!!!

[rosespp]

@movieduke337 OH YEAH WELL WE HAVE BOUGH OUT FUEL ROD CANNON INC THATS RIGHT BLOW SHIT UP FROM A LONG DISTANCE WITHOT RELOADING (comes free with every purchase of a sniper rifle or small bag of chips) BUY NOW!!!!!!!

[movieduke337]

@rosespp 1. your entire company is in jail, including all your assets. 2. You do have to reload fuel rods.

[rosespp]

@movieduke337 1. we have spies who took over other companies that u dont know about and 2. yes, i know we do.

[movieduke337]

@rosespp 1. We found your employee list, including your spies, and they're in jail too. 2. We are now partnered with the companies responsible for all Halo weapons. We now sell a weapon pack with tons of new features which include but are not limited to: Homing, cable, internet, pizza ordering, Cameras,cloaking, and distress signals. all with an easy to use button layout!

[rosespp]

@movieduke337 BUT you forgot one thing.... a person not on our emploee list has infiltrated ur company and is now OUR compant you now work for us and anything you say is mute! that is final or u r fired!

[movieduke337]

@rosespp a person? Are you crazy? I only let robots that I built work for me. They Stay in a secret safehouse that only I know the location to. This is still my company, and that guy you sent was arrested before he even got in. My robots have cerial numbers that only I know. So as you see my companie is impenatrable.

[rosespp]

@movieduke337 BUT WE USED A VIRUS TO DESTROY THEM!

[movieduke337]

@rosespp 1. They don't have any internet features so they couldn't get it from any kind of wi-fi. 2. They stay in a safe house that only I know the location to, so there's no way you could get your hands on one let alone all 120,000,000,000,000,000,000 of them. 3. They have the best anti virus programs in the universe It's impossible for any viruses to do harm to them.

[rosespp]

@movieduke337 BUT YOU FORGOT ONE THING..... they run on triple A batteries and we destroyed all of them, so they will soon be turned off, perminantly!

[movieduke337]

@rosespp No, they have an infinite power source only I know how to make, and how can you possibly destroy that many batteries from a jail cell?

[rosespp]

@movieduke337 I BROKE OUT, AAAANNNNDDD you infinite power is ACTUALLY destroyed by bacon, and guess who just robbed a truck load of bacon then rammed it into your factory!

[movieduke337]

@rosespp 1. if you broke out that means you have cops after you and any one else that got out. Which means you've got humans and Elites alike on your tail since they defected to our side. 2. Bacon? are you serious? You don't know anything about my power source OR the location to my safe house OR even the layout. Now you're just plain desperate to have comebacks.

[rosespp]

@movieduke337 1. I BRIBED THE POLICE, 2. yes i do, i read it in the manuel

[movieduke337]

@rosespp 1. There's no way you could Birbe an entire police force so whoever you bribed would go to jail, and the police are after you. 2. I, nor anyone else ever made a manuel on anything That has to do with the location to my factory. Face it! You've lost!!!

[rosespp]

@movieduke337 NOPE U MADE A MANUEL WHEN U WHERE DRUNK, AND PS: IM A MILLIONARE!!!!

[movieduke337]

@rosespp 1. I don't drink 2. It doesn't matter how much money you have, you'll get arrested anyway.

[rosespp]

@movieduke337 1. yes you do 2. no, i bribed EVERYONE dumbass

[superninja5506]

@rosespp if i may? what the hell are you two talking about?!?

[rosespp]

@superninja5506 OUR RIVAL COMPANIES

[chadt4]

@superninja5506 my thoughts exactly

[Theroflcopter888]

@rosespp will be quadrupled fucked

[Ryman120]

@movieduke337 dude....imagine Billy Mase Advertising that shit

[movieduke337]

@Ryman120 I could see that happening if he wasn't dead...

[Ryman120]

@movieduke337 yeah....

[demonboy123467]

@movieduke337 ill take it :)

[gunnerchewy]

@movieduke337 and if you call in the next five minutes you get a second one free thats right free!!!!!!

[1337lolguyman]

@movieduke337 can it play a video or take a picture while shooting at the same time?

[movieduke337]

@1337lolguyman Yes! But just remember NEVER atempt firing unless at a minimum safe distance of 3 ft New Rockets inc. can't be held responsible for loss of blood, skin, vital organs, limbs, and or life.

[phonixMAM]

Duuuude you should have 30000000000000000000000 subscribers for you awesomeness!!!!

[ODSTLOL]

@phonixMAM he is a famous machinama maker

[Vospader21]

I'm trying to get my own mach

[TheSadRunescaper]

SO this broken board game of life is MW2?

[Reven857]

The 50 people that disliked this are cockmongling queefburgers!

[1947Israel]

september 14th is the fall of duty

send to every buddy.

[cardboardbox1337]

Hmm, this series seems more like a movie than a show lol

[soldierlittleboy]

0:01 skip adds here thumbs up :)

[k28xl]

@soldierlittleboy Doesn't work, also you can just hit refresh.

[gadduste]

They should make a TV Show of this

[AcronymAbuser]

What is the opening song?

[AZfan09]

God if you only kept travis and that fag in arby n the chief u wouldn't have to make a shit series like this Jon.

Your audience is retarded. Stop listening to them.

[DarthDialga]

@AZfan09 He himself got sick of Travis and that fag, you can look it up in a commentary he once made for a vid.

[jodude5]

ok, canada isint just made of ice and snow...

we got as much hot summer here than in the us.

its 30 degrees celcius outside my house right now and my friend is making a steak on the pavement...

[AZfan09]

@jodude5 Who gives a fuck about Canada?

When Alaska and the middle east are out of oil, you're next Canada. You're NEXT!

[jodude5]

@AZfan09

oh yeah when youre safe in the us you dont have to give a shit about us but you're not so tough when you visit another country as tourists!

last thing i heard, american tourists usually travel as canadians when going in other countries XD!!!!!!

oh and if youre a redneck then i dont give a fuck about you either...

[Dude05000000]

49 people looked for the like button on opposite day.

[LOLOLandaBOTTELofWIN]

@abeforever look, imbecile. if you disagree with my claims. then theirs no need to further the discussion

unless you're lonely and want attention? i don't know, i don't care.

however, asking me to justify my claims shows there is truth behind them, and you're just too gay to to see your soul wanting this justification, while your gayness blinds you, with the hopes you look witty or clever.

that's fine. u can be gay! being gay isn't an insult. but, you're taking it as one because... ur gay

[DarthDialga]

@LOLOLandaBOTTELofWIN calling someone gay when they are not is insulting so shut up you don't have a life if every sentence you say has the word gay or fag.

[LOLOLandaBOTTELofWIN]

@DarthDialga What? you lonely for attention too homo? Your daddy introduce you to what man lovin is all about? If i had to put my dick in that dirty loose vagina you call a mother, i'd fuck little kids too.

You know the dildo's you shove up your ass every night? Stop denying what you really are. Then maybe, you won't see it as an insult.

[DarthDialga]

@LOLOLandaBOTTELofWIN I am not lonely for attention I don't want any I just want people like you to stop being assholes.

[LOLOLandaBOTTELofWIN]

@DarthDialga Stop being Canadian.

[DarthDialga]

@LOLOLandaBOTTELofWIN I am sure that isn't a choice.

[LOLOLandaBOTTELofWIN]

@DarthDialga Doesn't mean you can't stop being one. :)

[DarthDialga]

@LOLOLandaBOTTELofWIN actually yes it does dumbass what are you in 1st grade.

[LOLOLandaBOTTELofWIN]

@DarthDialga You don't have control over who you are? And I'm the dumbass... :)

[DarthDialga]

@LOLOLandaBOTTELofWIN ya you are the dumbass I said you can't have control over if you are swedish german american or canadian that is what I meant and you can't choose to be canadian if you are born in canada.

[LOLOLandaBOTTELofWIN]

@DarthDialga Doesn't mean you can't stop being one.

[DarthDialga]

@LOLOLandaBOTTELofWIN actually yes it does what are you in Kindergarten.

[LOLOLandaBOTTELofWIN]

@DarthDialga You don't have control over who you are? And I'm in kindergarten... :)

[DarthDialga]

@LOLOLandaBOTTELofWIN I said I have no control over what race I am if you are born in Canada then you are canadian if you think you can choose what race you are you are a dumbass.

[LOLOLandaBOTTELofWIN]

@DarthDialga Naw. However, you don't have control over punctuation it seems. lolol

You can't choose who you are? And I'm the dumbass. :)

[DarthDialga]

@LOLOLandaBOTTELofWIN You are the dumbass no one can choose what race they are that is what I was saying and I do have control over my punctuation unlike you Mr. arby and the chief fanboy.

[LOLOLandaBOTTELofWIN]

@DarthDialga lol. I am a fan of arby n the chief. Where you hoping that would come off as a successful insult with those run on sentences?

You can't choose who you are? And I'm the dumbass. :)

What you are, is lonely for attention. Probably unsuccessful. Needing to prove something to me, to fill the emptiness that is you. At your age, on here... Probably single, living at home with mom, and single. My guess, still a virgin. :)

And, I'm the dumbass. :)

[DarthDialga]

@LOLOLandaBOTTELofWIN Here are some facts:

1. I am 13.

2. You are an Arby and the Chief fanboy.

3. I don't care for attention I just want assholes like you to stfu.

4. I can very well choose who I am but I can't choose if I am human or Canadian.

5. Only a dumbass thinks they can choose if they are american which the only way to choose so is if you aren't born there if you were born there then you are American etc. now can you get that through your tiny skull.

[LOLOLandaBOTTELofWIN]

@DarthDialga Being 13 doesn't excuse you from your writing. You must have parents who don't care about you and a school that knows you'll be no one in life to let their kids get away with that. :( Good thing you found me to wake you up and bring this to your awareness! Since your parents and school don't care for you. Use the internet to look into commas and periods.

You don't have control over who you are? And I'm the dumbass. :)

[DarthDialga]

@LOLOLandaBOTTELofWIN I just gonna end this because I am the bigger person and btw I do have control over myself and you need a comma if you say and.

[LOLOLandaBOTTELofWIN]

@DarthDialga I'm glad you're the bigger person :) Can't really be anything else since you're Canadian =P Hahahah, I joke!

I need a comma if I say "and?" And I'm the dumbass. :)

[DarthDialga]

@LOLOLandaBOTTELofWIN I meant to put don't need a comma when you say and so i don't need the damn puntuation thing and saying and I'm the dumbass over and over isn't a comeback it is you having an extremely low intelligece and if you comment again you will have proved your low intelligence.

[AZfan09]

@DarthDialga You do realize you're telling someone when to use commas in a long run on incoherent sentence? And you're 13...

Stupid Canadians.

[DarthDialga]

@AZfan09 that "stupid canadians" thing was racist and he told me I needed punctuation which I didn't because I had all needed punctuation a few posts back.

[AZfan09]

@DarthDialga So you don't realize you're telling someone when to use commas in your run on incoherent sentence(s)... You think I'm gonna take my time to convince you?

Stupid Canadians.

[DarthDialga]

@AZfan09 he tried to convince me that I need commas so I just told him why I don't need to and saying "stupid canadians" is racist.

[FunkMasterFlex3]

@DarthDialga Im pretty sure that Canadian isnt a race retard.