Dateline NBC: To Catch A Predator - The Unseen Tapes Part 6

[lapiubella79]

He didn't have a shower that day so obviously wasn't about to have sex with a minor. Thanks for clearing that up! LMAO

[kingsoflondon1886]

Sooooo Jesse Pinkman!

[spiderweb20]

"i need you to just take me to jail and just execute me."

Hansen:"i need to talk to you first."

[NateSean]

:45 to skip the intro.

[wamyx8Nz]

Tweaker: "I'm so dirty it's like..."

Chris Hansen: "I'll tell you what's dirty, it's this conversation"

lol I love how the pedo scum are always trying to stutter their ass out of it while chris keeps his head and thinks on his feet to crack little jokes like that.

[TheChannyj28]

Guys aren't going to shower unless they really like the girl. Otherwise, they don't give a poo and don't plan on seeing these girls/boys again. 

[TheChannyj28]

"Papertowels are right over here." *hands one over* Lol!! OMG, I didn't think I could fall MORE in love with Chris Hansen.

[whyyoudont]

one of the top 12 dummies on this show

[bekerglas]

He reminds me of Jesse Pinkman

[pimps1986]

@bekerglas: Who's Jesse Pinkman?

[bekerglas]

You can see that junkies feel really comfortable while lying

[madhatter534]

He has a DEA hat on hah

[illusions049]

There was outrage when they didn't get do a parallel investigation with the police in the Fairfax Virginia one because that investigation had some of the worst pedos to date. Ex. Rabbi David Kaye, naked dude, Aladdin, gay teacher, beastiality guy, etc.

[theresolgansen]

Fapkins are right over here.

[Mufasa7270]

Chris Hanson makes those guys so nervous when they see him! It is hilarious!!!

[andrewthedude07]

Watering down alcohol should be crime all on its own...

[capaelizabeth]

When he was saying "Please don't do this, please" all I could think about was a little 13 year old girl saying the same thing and he wouldn't care.

[kman618]

"Look at me, I'm so dirty, like I..."

"Well I'll you what's dirty is this conversation you were having."

lol Chris

[mark85la11]

Would you ever have two guys all over you? lol.

[AgothInnCloth]

I need to talk to you first...........your anal execution later.....in the showers.

[WickederThanThou]

@AgothInnCloth "anal execution"?!? lmao

[shinshikamaru]

Funny how Chris Urban looks like Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad

[SistaSledge101]

if you're so dirty that you have to mention it 10 times, maybe you should not be leaving the house like that..

[andrewthedude07]

Not lids I meant kids

[andrewthedude07]

Shouldn't Chris handsome be happy if no one showed up because then wouldn't it mean less people in that area are endangering lids?

[andrewthedude07]

No really tell us how u feel bad and why is it the website that needs a control on it u should control ur computer not the other way around

[aguzman2011]

that was like a cartoon he pulled out a big ass bottle out of his pocket...

[brilliantcbet]

very nice DEA hat, they must teach reverse psychology at his trailer park

[DarthKrattus]

To Catch a Predator: Anthony Weiner Edition.

THAT, I would like to see.

[nodevoutt]

guys in their 20s often still have the mind of teenagers so they see no prob talking with teens. when they realize oh yeah i'm 26 biologicallly whoopsie! I forgot. SMH

[TicTacAnyone]

LOL CHRIS HANSEN.....

"I don't like to make every approach the same" AKA- I LIKE TO SHOW OF AND MAKE IT FUNNY. Well played Hansen, well played.

[MJFanatic96]

"Look at me i'm so dirty" XD

[iain08]

his brain goes in panic mode when chris shows him the pictures he sent.

[williameva]

he is a crackhead lol...

[enedasor]

I love how he pulls the bottle out of his pocket.

[Mulleteer27]

"so you were going to come over here and say hey your way to young but heres some bicardi rum and a condom"

[sethdaartist]

Poor hadji. He was just looking for johnny quest. Banditttt! Here banddiittttt!

[Aquacharmz]

Chris: "And how old is Kelly?" Pedo: "Kelly's way too young for me." Chris: "Way too young for you." Pedo: "Yeah." Chris: "Then why did you come here?" Pedo: "I just came to tell her that, actually." Chris: "To tell her that-" Pedo: "To tell you the truth, yeah, actually, I did. Yeah." Chris: "Yeah." Pedo: "Yeah. I swear on my life." Chris: "...You do realize your life means nothing to me, right?"

[iain08]

@Aquacharmz why did you write half the conversation out that had nothing to do with the final joke? waste of time really lol.

[Aquacharmz]

@iain08 LoL, I guess I just have too much time on my hands. X)

[715th]

LOL Officerc dont act like rabost that is what i like XD not like the episodes wher they ram him and and start screaming GET DOWN ON THE GROUND XD

[ausdude77]

@715th They do that in some states where it's easy to get gun as the people pose more of a risk to police

[715th]

@ausdude77 its only 1 man. But i get ur point

[gompth1966]

Best excuse of the day: "I'm here because I didn't want to hurt someone's feelings!" lol

[gompth1966]

This guy made a real meth of his life. :)

[hjorgan67]

Is this your schlong, Chris?

[sel011]

"here's a towel..." "thanks!" lmfao

[easyway2001]

Wearing a weed shirt and DEA hat ! Wow lmao

[sgissweet845]

The first guy on this segment is such a moron.

[lmkejame22]

this country fucked up we want to fill the justice system with a majority of minorites with pettty crimes like using drugs but we cant fill the justice system with real criminals who can possibly rape my little cousin.

[adamfuckinknowsit]

Noone else see the irony in the hat and the shirt? Hahaha

[DRCATZZ]

dirty little scanky bastard,cut his dick off and stitch it to his head

[GabbyEntertainment]

ew dirtyyyy fuck (literally, didnt take a shower)

[gineriella]

This is awesome to watch. That meth head keeps trying to explain himself...Chris Hansen isn't even listening. He just keeps reading lines from the chatlog, and then there's another explosion of verbal diarrhea from Cracky McGee. Hilarious. TV gold.

[Exilemainstreet]

The DEA hat and pot leaf shirt.

"It's a comment on the duality of man. The Jungian thing, Sir."

[ccayco]

where the fuck did that bottle come from!?!?!?

[ScottScott12345]

Jeez, somebody should tell that guy that you should shower whatever you do... not just to come over to somebody's house to have sex.

[07Pince]

LMAOOOO there's something weird and hilarious about 0:28-0:30

[Barryedwards87]

Look how close chris hanson lets him get, as if he is telling his own son off or something, or the guy is acting as if his dad is telling him off XD

[07Pince]

WTF, he's flying high on meth, wearing a pot shirt, AND wearing a DEA hat ?!?!?!?

[WhoWantsToKnow81]

4:04

"I brought this, but it's really watered down, you can test it. That's WAY watered down."

"Way watered down."

"Waaaaaaay watered down."

lol

[swlovesvegans]

hahaha.. man, the full tapes are awesome!

[loinster5]

"I'm so dirty" wow is Chris Hansen paying you to set up one liners..

[theprickfuck]

O LOVE THIS SHOW, IS ON THE AIR STILL ?

[bokprop420]

@theprickfuck no, was canceled back in december of 2008

[kman618]

"Look, I'm so dirty, just look at me."

"Well I'll tell you what's dirty is this conversation."

TROLLED TO THE MAX.

[DECIMUS771]

@kman618 Dude don't call me thick or anything but what is trolling? People keep saying it but I don't get it?

[DECIMUS771]

@bokprop420 Errr...what?? 

[monkeydanny123]

@bokprop420

wow get a life fag

[monkeydanny123]

@bokprop420

you need a women.

[mattsnow81]

@bokprop420 I'm tired of that shit. Wow U cool, you can type that shit indefinitely. Faggot.

[waste0fspais]

@bokprop420 what is this? i dont even...

[Clinton0707]

so stoned hahaha

[FunkyMisao]

2 pedos didn't know where the paper towels were.

[gnomeater]

@FunkyMisao

not even close to funny.

[theonewholoves]

on drugs, wearing a shirt with pot on it, looks homeless, washing himself at a strangers house..... with a "DEA" hat -_- oh and YA DIRTTY

[WiffleBallin]

2 dislikes from pedos who got denied by Chris Hansen

[hitokirikenesu]

"He comes in and hes gittery, hes jazzed up"

Lmao this world would be way better if everyone talked like chris hanson

[TheStapleGunKid]

I can just imagine a waiter at a resteraunt talking like him

"Just take a seat right over here. So...what are you doing here today?"

[willside4life]

Chris knew right away this guy was a crackhead. ( A smile goes across Chris's face and he says this is going to be gold)

[rocky88141]

chris hansen u a g we need to smoke a blunt but for real u do a good thing

[xHulakNordx]

3:00, you can see all the cogs in his head starting to turn, trying to find an excuse to get out of that mess xD

[Icarnkthat]

Oh my I didn't i .. i .. i didnt Know i sent that one. Crack head

[TheStapleGunKid]

Wow the dude was carrying a whole bottle of beer in his pocket the whole time? That must have been very uncomfortable.

[TheStapleGunKid]

Why do they keep covering their faces as soon as they find out they are being recorded? It's so obvious that it's too late by then since they are already on tape.

[sexynugget90]

DEA hat, weed shirt......odd?

[SirJamesDTech]

6:13 "Look at me, I'm so dirty.."

"I'll tell you what's dirty is this conversation you had!"

Rock on, CH !

[HomieT23]

boy do i love tight 12 yr old pussy instead of soggy flappy old 20 yr old fish tacos

[JustinCredible1995]

@HomieT23 what a fail troll :)

[mattball1717]

im so dirty. ill tell ya what dirty this conversation you had! lol

[Samara124]

why do i keep reading chris handsome? xD

[NoDropLS]

Chris Hanson is so AWESOME!

[volcanotornado7]

The guy with the Drug Enforcement Agency hat has Meth in his car... Nice.

[MrJohn404]

0:55 is that Osama?

[gabe35962]

lmfao "paper towels are over here"

[darthspeaks]

Watching people on meth is so fucking disgusting.

[highroad214]

Who would be absolutely hurt by NOT meeting that guy? Fucking meth head.

[PunkRockKidd1974]

haha i love it when it when when he comes in all casual and hands the dude a paper towel

[CaptianObviousIII]

2 pedophile disliked this video. :D

[mimikawaii7386]

@CaptianObviousIII Your name fits you xD

[CaptianObviousIII]

@mimikawaii7386 JAJA

[rhoadsfan777]

that guys sooo fucking high man lmao

[tomayto70]

wow the gay "i'm sssorry" really pisses me off every time.

[TheElfieJames]

lol thats a jacked up looking wallet.-_-

[GamertownUSA]

I bet the Bacardi is spiked instead of "watered down" like he says.

[JAGDPANTHER20]

3:20 that kid is fucking awesomeness personified

[DeathMetalShredd666]

lol damn osama bin laden showed up!!!

[supimAndriy]

i believe him!

LOL

[AnonymousViewer1]

That first guy is wearing a hat that says "DEA" (Drug Enforcement Agency), with a shirt that has a marijuana leaf on it, and he chatted about sex with a 12-year old only to show up at her house and tell her that she is too young for him.

He's a walking contradiction. Or an idiot. Or both.

[InfiniVide]

0:28 The way they edited his run there is hilarious.

[chrstilen5]

Isent it eligal to set traps like this, to make people do crime.

[KoronofHearts]

@chrstilen5 Yes, but it is illegal to chat up a teenager for this kidn of stuff on the internet. He's gone into that chatroom, he's already commited a crime.

[butteryassanthony]

@chrstilen5 it would be considered entrapment if the decoys were to message the pedos first but seeing as how they messaged the decoys and started the conversation then noo its not illegal and not considered entrapment.

[BmyLonsumgirlsTs]

peverted justice: giving pedofiles blue balls since 2001

[mark85la5]

lol at 6:46.

[EmbraceThis]

There is literally nothing funnier than that meth-head's double take when he realizes Chris is there.

[lesliekwan80]

Right before Chris reveals he's from Dateline NBC, he usually goes into it by saying something like, "there's something you need to know ...". I bet for a split second, those men are hoping he'd say, "You're on candid camera!". Or some other hidden camera gag show.

[InfiniVide]

I always think the same thing.

[myrkvargkjetter]

@lesliekwan80

I always half expect him to say that myself...

[scottybanning]

The Kid with the hat is Funny, But needs to get BUSTED

[Ryuuken117]

That guy should Sikh psychiatric help.

[MayhemxGallery]

@Ryuuken117 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[AnthonyKatana15]

lol he totally pwnded the first guy while that guy was washing his hands

[romanangel1]

these guys are sick asses, and stupid

[JohnGaltPodcast]

He's apparently aware that the law says it's OK to supply alcohol to a minor if it's "wayyyyy watered down." ;)

[ccrstarpanda]

lol, here's you paper towel. Its funny how at first he doesn't register the fact, that a guy just walked into the room and handed him a towel.

[globe255]

Meth is is one of the worst narcotics you can have in your system. People on meth are able to do the worst crime you can think of.

[stephen103190]

DEA hat...marijuana shirt..meth in his car. Oxymoron?

[ReggaeZal]

the DEA hat killed me, i will never look at a hat the same way again. L FUCKING OL

[gratefultobehere]

Chris Hanson is a sexy son of a whore! just sayin

[DasEpicUberTroll]

Lol with the DEA hat and meth in his car

[HoroGirl]

dude that guy is just dirty...and not just in the perverted sence...just LOOK at him

[neogambro]

What a spook. He's got the "meth sores" on his face. Soon he's gonna have the meth mouth goin on too. He better get used to sucking dick cos that's what he's gonne be doing in jail!

[GottaHaveItFavorited]

"Paper towels are right over there..."

PWNED.

[WhoWantsToKnow81]

Paper towels are right over here...

And the pwning begins!

[MrAlohashirt]

So, because he didn't shower that means he wasn't going to try and prong the girl? Stupid stinky meth-head!

[imkish]

Shouldn't he WANT nobody to show up at the place? Comments like that make me question his motives. Luckily, motives don't matter, results do, but still...

[Markiododo]

And what would be the result if no one showed up?

THINK before you post stupid comments.

[piscataway53]

"Sir, sir, sir"

"What?"

lmao

[ParadoxNG]

that guy is so high

[darthspeaks]

@ParadoxNG I so fucking wish they filmed him as he came down from his stupid little high...

[jackstein104]

@ParadoxNG lol the way rambles makes it pretty clear

[Proudgeek8]

He was so drugged he couldn't figure out how to put his hat back on...

[kingofnonj]

High on meth + DEA hat = dumbass...

[irgifted]

Maybe he's just got a really strong appreciation for irony :)

[sep420]

HAHAHA 7:42 "WHAT?!" (thinking, "damn meth head")

[twistedfool420]

lmfao i love seeing the meth head flip lololol

[Mike14881488]

Meth is so so evil.

[seka1986]

It was really nice of him to drive all the way to tell her that he is too old for her. LOL

[kgceltics5]

Look at how close the jittery fucker gets to Chris. Creepy as hell.

[yeahsomuch83]

Chris makes him empty his pockets 4:33-4:47

I love it

[woodjb32]

i love the jittery meth dude

he needs to get reamed in prison

[JohnGaltPodcast]

"This is WAYYYY watered down!" Yeah, because it's not a crime to supply alcohol to minors if you dilute it a bit, you dumbass! Why don't you cut her some heroin while you're at it? Freakin' sociopath. They need to take this "conscience person" and plant him UNDER the prison so he'll quit taking up the oxygen that could be used for an actual human being.

[DeMarki81]

lol at the DEA hat :D

[comedyishere]

what is DEA?

[webdesigner70]

Drug Enforcement Agency

[yamila68]

The skinny guy high on meth was wearing a "DEA" cap. What a joke.

[aznboikyle]

think he did it for a joke

[seka1986]

He has a DEA cap and a 420 bud t-shirt. LOL

[Stillillgal]

5:03

amazing haha

[gothamjediknight]

rum's watered down, condom's broken, whats next you fucking loser, is your meth fake too

[jaymorpheus01]

I swear, yeah, everythings the opposite with that guy. Yet the veil of discuise is see through thin. Chris: "did you bring condoms" dude: "no" chris: well you can take them out now...