Jeff Dunham and Walter (Welcome to Walmart)

[disneyfan1105]

I love this line, " Welcome to Walmart get your shit and get out"

[Fan2La]

welcome to MW3 get your shit and get fucked

[SuperTannerP]

Welcome to hentai f**k your sh!*t and go home

[spiderworm1]

i would actually love to be greeted like that it would be hilariouse

[Fan2La]

My opening line would be "Go F*** yourself"

[kilala1148]

lol Im watching this whole thing right now >w<

Walter: "I don't giva damn."

[052396grant]

to walter you funny basturd,THANK YOU!!!!!

[jeffdunhamfannumber1]

I love Jeff's laugh at 0:04!<33

[ecrayne1998]

the five people who didnt get their shit and get out got killed by achmed. silence.... wait for ittt,...... I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[monkeesfan1980]

i work at walmart and would so love to say this to somebody but I need the income too bad also rodney carrington's bit about taking baby diapers full of shit back to walmart for an exchange is also very funny

[robloxTVdr777]

5 people at walmart got greated by walter

[jewelpage1]

Lol Jeff is the bomb welcome 2 Walmart get ur beep and get out ..... Have a nice day

[Shanethefilmmaker]

5 people didn't get their shit and get out.

[50rockbabe]

welcome to walmart get your shit and get out have a nice day

[Realtreegirl724]

I can see my grandfather saying that if he was a walmart greeter lol

[Antimanele104]

"What the hell is so funny?"

Lol. :))

[Yellowfang213]

Welcome to Walmart, Get your S*** and get out!!!!! Have a nice day.

[Justin32598]

that was fukin funny

[missyME58]

my mom use to work at walmart till she said this......i dared her to IT WAS FUNNY AS SHIT!!!!

[McDaniel1313]

@missyME58 Lier

[dpaul707]

verry funny go walter go

[XxXMyTeenageLifeXxX]

TBH he is the only American live comedian that I like.

[chrisreamer8]

this should happen at every walmart

[ratedxvirus]

welcome to walmart get ur shit and get the fuck out.... oh and have nice day

[SuperTannerP]

welcom to walmart get ur shit and get out...

have a nice day

[angusyoung15]

Welcome to Walmart. Get ur shit and get out!

[TheKydogg]

WELCOME TO WALMART get your shit and get OUT! Have a nice day! :)

[turbinexman]

When I'm at the local "Squalmart",I've been tempted so many times to get on the PA and say :"Birth Control...aisle 4!",when there is a screaming "Snotmuncher" that won't shut up!!!!

[denverfreakify]

i play runescape, and i stand at the grand exchange and say "welcome to walmart, get ur shit and get out"

[demonfox1626]

welcome to walmart get shit and get out lmao i feel like going there get on the pa system and say that XD

[Kelski1998]

5 people who work at K Mart disliked this!

[Babygirl07211997]

i love him

[maanitaman]

Welcome to Facebook, check your shit and GET OUT! Have a nice time

[NintendoVeteran85]

@maanitaman or a message to trolls on youtube. "Welcome to Youtube. Put your sh** on and get out! Have a nice day. U mad trolls?"

[MegaRampage11]

i want 2 be a volunter at Zackbys

[MJJLover1987]

Welcome to Walmart, get your shit and get out... Have a nice day! Oh my god, I'm freaking crying I'm laughing so hard!

[Shellzyea]

lol welcome to walmart get ur shit and get out! have a nice day

[Toriannfitz]

Welcome to Youtube laugh at some shit and get out

Have a nice day

[flowers303]

@Toriannfitz ok? that doesn't make sens

[irishlove4life]

This right here is my life quote my grandpa used to be a greeter for walmart I could picture him saying this omg

[anniem63]

when u work @ walmart, that phrase goes through your head so many times in a day

[superlucci]

Cant believe this guys show got canceled, he is brilliant

[rasp90skillers]

welcome to the computer look at your shit and get out

[steelersarethebes100]

hahahahahahahaha

[slyfan1030]

funny as fucking hell

[evanrox1]

Now I want to be Walmart Greeter

[AnnaLee128]

Welcome to youtube, Watch this shit and get out.

[Mrbaseballplayerx25]

get ur shit and get out have a nice day

[Sauron767]

LMFAO If i worked there i'd say it xD

[tuberlicious05]

wow thats alot of old fat white ppl

[pink1234139]

lol

[mxrace709]

i can laugh even when i say this to myself

[RavensEvermore]

LOL this is so funny...Humor can save the world Im telling you believe me lol

[liviepowell]

i want to be a greeter at walmart.

[RenaissanceWench]

I work at walmart too... If only I could say that... Oh how I wanted to say that and more today...

[dragracingking21]

thank you walter now i got a way to get fired at walmart im gonna try and be door greater on a day i havent got a truck to unload lol

walmart says they sell for less they also pay less

[TeamUltraStar]

LOL Welcome to Walmart Get your shit and get out

[dronespace]

genius

[teanna1998]

Yeah do they have t shirts lol?

[teanna1998]

Haha

[tmysmomy]

yeah...this is true that I want to be a greeter at wal-mart my opening line would be ''welcome to walmart by the super pretzel or i shoot you'' or '' get your mcdonalds fat guy come on keep it moving fat a** or i s**t in your mouth''

[shsbluejayforever06]

@tmysmomy you do not want to be a greeter @ WaLMart trust me!

[nerflover624]

omfg thats funny

[jdfhgjhdf]

i found this status on facebook and it reminded me of walter I was going to get a greeter job at the local discount store, but as it turns out, apparently "kiss my ass" isn't considered an appropriate greeting!

[skranz71]

lol

:)

[Jeremysmom05]

lol i work at walmart and I hear this about 5 times a week... cant tell ya how many times i've said it

[slyfan1030]

@Jeremysmom05 every time someone comes?

[SOLIDSNAKE6673]

0:25

[tlcoopi7]

"Welcome to Wal-Mart, get your shit and get out. Have a nice day."

[Elphaba125]

Can I have a t-shirt that says that? XD

[Shanethefilmmaker]

It's a lot better than dick cheney as a wallmart greeter "go fuck yourself"

[Fatality0217]

@Shanethefilmmaker hey thats family guy you can't fool me ;D

[Shanethefilmmaker]

@Fatality0217 I know, I was merely saying "get your shit and get out" is a lot better than "go fuck yourself"

[Fatality0217]

@Shanethefilmmaker i know its great!

[EmmettJasperAlice]

LOL!

[carthagertw]

Just last night, I went to one of his shows, it was the first audience(I think) to see Bubba J since the Christmas special....The funniest thing was, at least half of the crowd knew his lines as well, so when we spoke along, he said,"Holy Sh*t! Where did that come from?" And Jeff said, "Ok, this is officially the wierdest show we've ever done."

[cammason]

Same thing when we went to see him :) Audience knew all of Bubba J's lines. I think Jeff pretty much said the same thing...LOL

[AeonFlux40]

yeayea...I was at the show in Kissimmee, FL last year and he said that. ^_^ Or, as Walter called it, "Kiss-a-my-ass-a-mee" lol

[ke4qpf]

Same thing happened back in at Hard Rock Live in Hollywood, FL before Christmas. It's a way to bring Bubba J back into the act since Biggy Daddy took a dive. He stated Bubba J's inception came from visitng Davie, FL.

[CaliGirl1114]

HAha!!! i love this guy!!!

Welcome to Walmart, get your shit and get out. Have a nice day!

I love him!!!!

[ninja1775]

lol welcome to walmart get your shit and get out have a nice day

[wwecutie360]

lol get ur shit and get out

[ianneira]

Welcome to Wal-Mart!Get your shit and get out.Have a nice day!

[OnlyAAlien]

My mom's a greeter and I told her to say this because people always want to sit and talk to her and this one tall creepy guy stalks her.

[shsbluejayforever06]

@OnlyAAlien that is creepy!

[TBolt1000T]

Welcome To WalMart, Get your S**T And Get out... LOL

[Leanzo100]

Welcome to Wal-Mart. Get your shit and get out. Have a nice day. OOH! OOh! I CAN DO A WALTER FACE, SEE??

):(

[Sierrakid12]

haha thats some funny shit man

[chancebubbaduke]

lmao

[chancebubbaduke]

lmao

[Coasterrider210]

welcome to walmart...get your shit and get out.. have a nice day

[tjbillyjoebob]

get ur Shit and get out have a nice day

[MnMz09]

I LOVE JEFF DUNHAM!!!

:)

Welcome 2 walmart get ur shit and get out, have a nive day

[bigdaddy4381]

@MnMz09 ME TOO !!!!!!!!!!

[metalfan4lyfe]

have a nice day.....

[tjbillyjoebob]

so funny

[wwekofiboom]

get your s*** and get out