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  • There is a damn reason he's Captain level...

  • O.O this is fuckin' terrible... I won't say anymore that if I was a carachter of Bleach I'd like to be szayel O.O

  • 3:39, the most glorious Troll face in recorded history XD!!!!!

  • Mayuri is the Eric Cartmen of Bleach!

  • epic ending

  • Dont mess with mayuri he will kill in the worst way possible

  • I would rather fight genryuusai than fight him

  • man it is weird how i actually know someone who is exactly like Mayuri. seriously he trolls a lot, is technically a mad scientist, doesn't give a damn if someone he knows gets hurt around him, and he utterly hates perfection.

  • mayuri isnt that bad looking either.. ep 61 ;P

  • Goddamnit. Mayuri realy is the most evil goodguy ever.

  • does any know the name of the song that was used here

  • @solidus449 nube negra

  • i think we all agree that, this ws a really messed up way to go

  • so fucking brutal...

  • damn mayuri is frickin epic but he picked a real fucked up wat to win i can't imagine waiting a hundred years to die

  • @BlacKing500 More than a hundred years, it was atleast hundred years each second...

    and he talked for atleast 2 mins -_-.

  • @austinpower4ever goddamn mayuri really is fucked up but no one can ever say that he hasn't givin us some great fights

  • Thats just a very fucked up way to go.

  • From all the bad guys freaky guys from Bleach. No one best these two. Both of their powers and methods are scary as...THE WORD ITSELF.

  • I really don't like bleach. But, who's the good one and bad one here?

  • @juliiouus96 the guy with the black/white face and gold teeth is the good one. although he used to be a criminal and is not well liked among the good guys.

  • @juliiouus96 Mayuri is good. lmao. Mayuri is a cold hearted scientist who sees everyone as a science experiment. In fact his true power is not even shown yet in Bleach. In fact, he is one of the best Kido users, stated by Shunsui Kyoraku (another captain).

  • @juliiouus96 Honestly? LOL, really neither of em. Szayel; the pink one, is the designated antagonist and is a sick, cold hearted, and narcisstic asshole scientist that likes to mess with people for enjoyment. Mayuri; the Egyptian Clown looking fellow is virtually everything Szayel is, but he's the designated "hero" who's not heroric at all, but just happens to work along with the good guys.

  • @juliiouus96 The good one was the one who won....duh.....lol

  • Most epic death in Bleach. It may not be the fanciest or flashiest, but it's by far the most BRUTAL AND AWESOME!!!!

  • EPIC headbutt from Ashisogi Jizo

    :3

  • brutal....

  • Mayuri! I love you! the way that he kills Szayel is awesome XD thanks of this episode now I'm fan of Mayuri! XDDDD My Crazy Scientist :P

  • Fuck Mayuri!! I actually feel sorry for poor Szayel here!! That must be hell!

  • @piginizer Fuck Mayuri? I believe it was Szayel who started this whole damned mess, so it's his fault, especially since, as a scientist, he should've done research on his enemies much more thoroughly to avoid his own demise. Then again, arrogance is usually one's own undoing...Either way, Aporro should've known better than to do what he did, so fuck /him/.

  • @OrganCollector At the same time, poor guy.... dayum, what a sad death.... You're right about arrogance... my main man danzo would have beaten sasuke easily if he had just taked sasuke seriously instead of wasting izanagi for thing she could just dodge U_U

  • @deathball751 Exactly my point...though I must admit, Mayuri's way to kill the person was a bit brutal, even by his standards. On the other hand, if I were in that situation and that bastard attacked /my/ daughter, I would've done a lot more than just stab his hand and then his heart. I'd make sure every cell of his being screamed as loudly in agony as his mental voice before I finally allowed him to die.

    If you're freaked out, don't feel bad. I kind of freaked myself out. O_o;

  • @OrganCollector

    Actually Mayuri didn't care for Nemu :P As she's merely a clone he can reproduce.

  • @Woldsky ...Is there definitive evidence, besides what we see him do in public?

    I know she's developed from his DNA...But she isn't a true clone, or she'd be male like him. Also, she would look more like him (golden eyes and darker skin).

    Then again, this is his first still-living specimen. Perhaps he'll have a true mini-Mayuri running about with a tiny caterpillar-baby-thing in tow in the future? O_o

  • Great Mayuri is gone now i can fuck Nemu in 23000 year orgasm orgasm boobs boobs nice nice and vagina vagina

  • @TryHardSamurai Hrm, fitting name, though you tried a bit TOO hard this time, little samurai. ¬_¬

  • This is even worse than tsukuyomi

  • Basically, the drug allows you to be 1000 times better than Neo's bullet time......for 20000 freaking years. What a sardonic troll you are, mayuri xD

  • @dududu9531 aizen feels syazel's pain, right?

  • @muscovydrake I honestly don't think he had the ability or the willpower to resurrect himself after the 23,000 years it took for him to die. That would be the most psychologically hurting way to die, and I wouldn't want to come back either. And lord knows what Mayuri put in his own body.

  • mitosis

  • DAMNNN Mayuri You Scary!

  • and even after Mayuri's sword goes through Szayel's heart it will still take a few seconds for him to actually die from it (but of course to Szayel it will feel like a few centurys) Mayuri is truly one fucked up shinigami!

  • Even though Szayel was a Hell-bent Sadistic Phychopath, I kind of feel sorry for him, I would want to die too, after over 22,000 years of a sword going through my hand, waiting for it to pierce my heart at some point............

  • "And I must scream...."

  • i am totally wrong this guy is the strongest he could just do this to captain aizen and etc

  • "i wonder how long it will take for everything i've said to reach you"... hahahahahah

  • That. Is fucked up. But sooooo awesome. Definitely worse way to die, if it were possible.

  • That. Is fucked up. But sooooo awesome

  • Wow, almost felt sorry for the guy...

  • Is it odd that I find the end funny? Also I LOVE Mayuri so much :D

  • not gonna lie...but that would suck

  • This was like Itachi's Tsukuyomi. Scaary

  • @yudiputay It'd be more like a small replication of the Tsukuyomi.

    Remember, Itachi's Tsukuyomi could both slow time or speed it up. He could trap you in a genjutsu that makes your entire life perfect and happy all the way until you starve to death, or torture you until you pass out from the mental pain. The difference is that Tsukuyomi can choose what you feel, while the Superhuman Potion just let's you experience life slowly.

  • @shortpeopleofamerica Thanks for the info :)

  • how come sag didnt resurrect after mayuri stabbed him?

  • what's the song called during kurotsuchi's sword death at 8:00 please tell me!! x3

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  • thats a fucked up way to go

  • never ever fight captain mayuri! and never ever fuck nemu you will be posioned hahaha

  • @onimhusha85 unless u get that drug and it comes into effect as ur about to cum.... thats like a 100000 year orgasm in slow motion....Nemu come hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­ee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • fuck i thought mayuri was sucking nemu's vagina.

  • @whateverwhenever11 Looked more like he was fucking her XD!

  • So if he stores medicines inside her, what if you do the deed with her? Will your deck get poisoned or something?

  • T_T Poor Szayel....For some reason, I feel he had some good in him, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep down inside. :)

  • Mayuri is my favorite CAPTAIN in BLEACH..... he's a mad scientist ;)

  • NEMU IS HOT

  • @jamesvisitacion BECAUSE YOUR NOT.

  • but if he was a super human he could flash step to aizen or something to cure him it would cost him 1 maybe 2 of those flash steps and why not killing every captain/friends of ichi on his way? + after killing "the perfect being" doesnt that means there aint be more improvements you are the strongest?

  • @pinovids

    his senses were superhuman not his body, his senses were mutliplied by hundreds of thousands and his body couldn't keep up so he basically had the biggest ''Lag'' ever that lasted for a REAL long time. also, needless to say that if one claims to be the perfect being it doesn't mean one is. I can claim to wipe out universes with a blink, doesn't mean i actually can.

  • mayuri doesnt think that things are perfect but szayel is after perfection

  • LOL Sick fight! The ending was creepy but cool!

  • It's hard to judge what is moral and what is not. Many of the Espada killed were ultimately betrayed and used by Aizen, and it's even hard to judge if a narcissistic bastard like Szayel deserved such death. It's hard to judge one's actions if they're Hollows, for what we know from Bleach, Hollows can be good normal persons consumed by other Hollows, thus becoming Hollows themselves, and those Espada were Arrancar transformed by Aizen. It's hard to judge who deserves a brutal death and who doesnt

  • i laughed the 1st time i saw him saying he is immortal in the anime. if he really is immortal he would not be under Aizen at all

  • his first form of his bankai is better with each swing of that sword it paralyzes the body part it cuts and plus the opponent does not feel the cut until he is bleeding

  • he is the biggest troll ever next to kenpachic

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  • That was merciful of Mayuri to kill him like that. I mean, instead of going straight for the heart, he could have stabbed all of Szayel's nerves before stabbing the heart. I wonder how much longer it would have took Szayel to die, if Mayuri decided to take the approach i just mentioned...

  • that way to die was so scary that it made my testicles exploded with so much force my lower extremities are gone and there's blood everywhere and now the FBI's pounding on my door.

  • mayuri is on of my fav characters in bleach.. i mean.. his soo intelligent and awesome.. but.. i do hate his bankai a little.. coz im actually scared of.. caterpillars.. -_-".. :P

  • @ganda100filipina How the heck can you be scared of caterpillars!? Okay, the poisoned spiky ones, sure, but other than those, they're completely harmless. Besides, his bankai looks more like a maggot baby to me. Much more disgusting.

  • @Nyrufa

    coz' ive seen fat, huge, green ones with horns.. falling from a tree in some places.0.0..&. that was the time when my fear started.. -_-".. :)

  • Oh, what I'd have given for a "Not again!"

  • aw that is mean

  • that is the worst way to die

  • You know what I don't get? If Arrancars are simply Hollows with Soul Reaper powers, and Hollows are dead humans, why did all the Arrancars end up in hell? I thought when a Hollow dies all its sins after death are forgiven.

  • @joiemoie he must of committed sins before death, when a hollow dies that committed sins before death go to hell

  • Some1 put a reaction as "Funny" lol?

  • I wonder if Mayuri had a full list containing all of Aizen's abilities, could he outsmart him and beat him?

  • Don't arrancars live for like +1000 hundred years?

    The annoying girl was "lost" for more than a hundred

  • a most fitting end for the most drawn out fight in bleach.

  • lol gruesome fataliity at the end he looked like a skeleton waiting to die.

  • "Anyone who eats her or goes insider her body will get a dose of said medicine"

    Well if thats true and the famous "Mayuri Screws Nemu scene is next....When did he have the time to wear a condom ?!

  • @anbucaptain3 He also said that the superhuman medicine was located in Nemu where Szayel came out of. This implies that different areas of her body have a different drug. Even if there happened to be a drug in every part of her body, do you really think Mayuri would make a drug that would effect him? ....I don't think so, that would make him look like a "fool"....and you know how he feels about that. lol

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  • Ah man looks like you can't screw Nemu without getting full of drugs. And Sayella's death is epic.

  • Mayuri is a sick fuck ........if you read the manga he put that durg in her pussy

  • enjoy the pain..savour it :)

  • Looking back now, Mayuri's thoughts about perfection might have been one of the few if not the only thing worth seeing in Bleach.

  • NEVER, FUCK WITH THE DOC! O_O

  • Greatest scene in anime history. Mayuri is dope.

  • So the drug started taking effect from 5:55, and Mayuri stabbed the guy at 9:45. That means he was under the effect of the drug for 3 minutes and 40 seconds, so for 220 seconds total. Mayuri said each second should feel like 100 years to him, so this guy felt like he lived for 22.000 years long! No wonder he wanted to die!

    Damn Mayuri, you scary!

  • @Vstar94 maybe it started to really take effect at 7:40 so in math that would be.. ugh lol cbf

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  • @Vstar94 Your calculations are mistaken from the start: time doesn't pass at a 1:1 ratio between us and the anime world. I've seen fights that could only last 3 minutes take several hours to finish.

  • @manaburn

    That's true, just like the 5 sec. time limit with Naruto vs Pein, that actually looked like several minutes for the viewer. You never know if the ratio for the passing of time is 1:1, so of course, it's only theoretical.

  • @Vstar94 make that 3 minutes and 50 seconds mate ^^

  • @Vstar94

    And it takes like 100 years for him to die while the sword is piercing his hart;) imagine: 100 years straight the feeling of somebody piercing your hart:) Kurotsuchi is cruel lol.

  • @ProSniperNL Among the more sadistic Shinigami's of Goutei 13 Mayuri is indeed - I'm glad he ain't in Aizen's ranks nor is he a hollow...

  • @Vstar94 I never thought of the math... I didn't want to... Damn...

  • @andreasfr1 Yeah, I know.

  • @Vstar94 You're off by 10 seconds. 5:55 to 9:45 is 3 minutes 50 seconds, totalling 230 seconds that felt like 23,000 years to Szayel.

  • @zankai4the1ending Hmm, yeah, you're right. What a stupid mistake. A well, it's only a millennium more. xD

  • @Vstar94 And so the extinction of the Hollows should be called the HM-E or HM-B (Hueco-Mundo Boundary) - haha

  • This is the most fucking bad-ass way to die...! If I were a shinigami or an espada...I would not think twice to run away from Mayuri...! Who knows what other drugs he has stored inside Nemu and himself..!

  • note to self, never try to kill Nemu to get at Mayuri......

  • i get the pain and speaking part of the drug. but just cause he can't sense something doesn't mean the fact that mayuri pierced his heart didn't already happen. he shouldn't died as soon as mayuri pierced his heart.

  • 5:09 shocked Szayel Apporo-classic !

  • 01:24 Damn,Mayuri was speechless :D

  • You know, there's one thing I don't understand. If arrancars and espada are evolved hollows, how do they have hearts?

  • @yellowandpinkgirl - Probably because not all of them have holes in their chests, and they may just have hearts as an organ, but not the actual term 'heart'. If you catch my drift. But that's a good question, that's my best guess.

  • you know your fucked when you see Mayuri smile.

  • Wow they really changed this for anime. In the manga Nemu "gives birth" to Szayel. He rips right through her. I guess i can c y they wouldnt put that in there, lol.

  • nice teeth mayuri

  • Aizen to Szayel

    I got to die, U jelly?

  • ... i would hate to belong and work for mayuri. he's so evil but smart at the same time so hillarious;.

  • probably the worst way to die

  • 03:39 major Troll Face!

  • so cruel

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  • That would suck

  • shit i feel bad for szayel

  • that would suck 1 second is a hundred years

  • i wonder how that would feel. Sad, angry, painfull, lonely ????

  • @SuperBadfishy I think this is very unrealistic (lol, tell me about it). For him this time felt like thousands of years. I don't think he would remain fully conscious all that time. Apparently, even prolonged periods of boredom without relief can lead to insanity. And with this horrible pain + boredom + loneliness I think he would lose his mind in a few months, perhaps, and just be no more than a plant. Which I find uplifting because I liked him very much ;P

  • @ShearsOfAtropos called anime... deal with it. logic doesn't exist.

  • One of the most cleverly written victory speeches ever!

  • even for a espada a hundred years thats fucked up

  • been watching Bleach fights all day, and the Mayuri are by far the most interesting, purely cuz it's not hack n' slashing

  • If Mayuri made a diluted version of that drug that has only 1/10000 of the effect. then all of the opponent's attacks would be seen. its like a having a Sharingan pill with you. >:D

  • Thats real life lag... D=

  • @TheAgent181 best comment on youtube I've read in a looooong time

  • If szayel hadent of tried to block the sword with his hand, he would have sufferd less...

  • that would suck to wait 100 years just to die... what a horrible way to die....

  • The most freakish part of this is when you see Szayel Aporro again in Hell with Aaroneiro, Szayel doesnt seem to give a damn that he just spent god knows how long trapped in his mind, hes just ok with it and calm as if nothing happened. Its like

    Szayel: Oh, we're in hell! Clusmy us! Wheres the cable?

  • "Oh so you want to live for ever? Well let's give a glance to eternity..." perfect ending

  • Damn, Mayuri is probably the most saddistic character int he series, counting Aizen. I mean, Aizen is contempt with killing his opponents or mind-raping them a bit first, though ultimately killing them nonetheless.

    Mayuri however, is so saddistic that he'd make his opponent so tortured and mentally and physically raped that by the time they realize they're screwed, they're gonna be screwed in a way that sinks in to the bone to the point that it'll make cancer seem very very inviting.

  • @Quadraxis More like sex...

  • @Quadraxis your comment was fascinating except for the last sentence.. the quote on cancer was very unnecessary and hurtful to those who have delt in some way with cancer..

  • @nerdy5746

    It's not like I meant it in a harmful way anyways. I can understand that cancer must be bad, but I by no means had any ill intentions by my joke. I'm very well aware of how serious cancer is as my grandmother might be lying on her deathbed because of it and my grandpa isn't exactly free of it either.

    sorry for being inconcidderate, but please understand, it was a mere joke.

  • @Quadraxis don't worry about it anymore. yes it was a joke, but let me tell you one last thing...if you say that you have family members that might have cancer, shouldn't that be reason enough to not even mention it in joke

  • @nerdy5746

    Probably, but even so, a joke is a joke. Even if it can be taken offensive, please also considder the fact that it wasn't with ill intentions.

  • Well, that was pretty epic if you ask me X3

  • whats the name of the song that starts at 01:17 ?

  • @exonenomichiwa nube negra

  • @fulviorsc thanks a lot! :)

  • @exonenomichiwa you're welcome!

  • I think he is the only espada who is still, at current bleach episode suffering from what just happened in this battle. LOL :D

  • Once a captain releases bankai , epsada sure loses no matter how hard they tried.

  • @LittlePokeDigi watch the new episode where mayuri fights the new boss. He 'almost' killed him. Actually, the boss would've been killed if he hadn't done...

  • @mindsoulbody You mean the ??? boss the one that can copy other people skills? my bad can't remember the name of the boss.

  • @LittlePokeDigi Correct.

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  • so creepy... it's like itachi's tsukuyomi...

  • I CANNOT EXPRESS WITH WORDS...BUT MAYURI IS INCREDIBLE !!!

  • Mayuri is a badass, holy shit, i would want to be the vice-captain for his squad

    i wonder how long an orgasm would feel with the drug..... is there such thing as too much happiness

  • This guy is freaking Crazy! xD

    In every meaning of the word...To kill someone like that..;x

    He must be Brutal..and Crazy! ;x

  • That is a sick way.. to die.... feeling the pain of your heart getting stabbed... over a 1000 years...

  • The whole thing with Nemu is even more disturbing in the manga

  • Goes in side her body...? xDD

  • omg.. thats a fcked up way to die... xD

  • Thats some scary shit! I'd hate to piss him off.

  • darn does that mean whoever taps nemu's ass will get drugged

  • 3:38

    That right there, is the ultimate troll face!!!

  • @punktheman >:D youmadbro?

  • @punktheman

    Mayuri is the inventor of Trollface!

  • huhuuhoooohooohahahehehooohoo trancenders cabal?

  • @Musvito looks like someone wanna get some attention from others...

    go to hell dick head..