Garth Marenghi's Darkplace Episode 1 - Part 2

[powerml2]

5:14 The most emotional scene I saw in my life.

[ericatucc]

"the guy went ax happy on a trout farm.... he killed 60 fish" hahahaha love it!

[SecludedSpaces]

"I think I'm gonna die!"

[jacknixon78]

Larry?

[catatafish100]

"understood?"

"as crystal"

[charleychibi]

*Larry explodes*

"Are you alright?"

[evfich]

GENTLEMEN YOURE SQUABBLING OVER THIS LIKE DOGS OF MEAT!

[TheDowntown86]

Dr. Sanchez turns me on

[HarrisonLaine12]

"I'll get a mop."

ROTFLMAO!

[HarrisonLaine12]

"No Smoking."

-camera zooms out, smoking

[shadowserpentine]

"Et Tu Sanche? I thought we were buddies!"

[CheezeFox]

Wait... isn't that guy the Volcano in those water commercials?

[PaddedWhiteRoom]

NUUUUUURSE!

[mikcook45]

"So what happened between you and this renwick customerrrr?" 

[ianhouck]

wow....that last two minutes of dialogue can't be matched

[MegaToodlez]

It's so amazing in the first episode when she shakes the guys hand and he scream! AAHAOAHOAOHOAHAOH for like 3 minutes

[Blaxraptor]

room 213? jeffrey dahmer reference?

i thought this was made in the 80s... (before dahmer moved into apt 213)

[kkurrukk]

@Blaxraptor It was made around 2004

[prokentsful]

@kkurrukk I literally had no idea, I believed it was filmed in the 80's!

They obviously did a really good job of it, plus it's bloody hilarious! =)

[moshugari]

@Blaxraptor its made to look 80's style

[omgcamlolz]

"maybe if everyone who had ever been close to you had died, you'd be sarcastic too."

"yes that makes sense!"

[BatmansAppendix]

4:45

[BatmansAppendix]

5:00

[eviltoyboxfilms]

"What would help me now is if you could whack a brillo round this mug. Otherwise it'll stain." - cracks me up every time.

[Hearsticles]

What?! Am I holding a crock of shit?! Tell me something, is this hospital called St. Crock of Shit?!

[homebaked]

Can I congratulate Channel 4 for not being unreasonable and letting us watch a great show that is no longer on the air or widely available for purchase? Stuff this good needs to be seen.

[bartlebybartleby]

jeffrey dahmer lived in apt 213

[aegisgfx]

"You'll be able to build a pool in the footprint"

genius.

[kelst75]

Plus, he left the gate upen and there was evil everywhere . . . . .

[kelst75]

Plus, he left the gate upen and there was evil everywhere . . . . .

[joe4ska]

"I'll get a mop"

[nitewars]

i know the uploaders can't pick the ads shown on the videos, but somehow the "all-latex mattress" ads make the episode even funnier.....

[TheKeyboardSmasher]

You and he were... BUDDIES, weren't you?

[dance2noise002]

8:39 " GET LOST! "

hahaha!!

[Marcelis]

meh, i'm sure he's fine

[batman53092]

I won't stand in your way....When he says ''way''....I just die of laughter.

[darkbluesoul]

@batman53092 yeah me too, classic delivery.

[DeputyCartman100]

27 people exploded and subsequently had their heads swatted by someone wielding a shovel.

[wblstudios]

8:28 IS THIS HOSPITAL CALLED ST CROCK OF SHIT?

[wblstudios]

4:45 HELLS YES

[PoopyPantyPoop]

Waking up at 4am at the part at 6:08 has to be the scariest fucking thing EVER!!

OMG i didn't want to move in my bed for 6 hours

[theforsakenpiggies]

I love how long it takes for the "ok ok calm down" line to come in at 8:30.

[FuckWorkdays]

So, Sanchez walks in and sees Garth with a shovel in a hand and guts everywhere. He doesn't ask "what the hell happened here?!" he just says "I'll go get a mop."

[Suavepebble]

Get lost

[Suavepebble]

He never questions as to how she knows who Renwick is :P  :O

[the23rdmonkey]

8:00PM

8:02PM

[xerxes333]

Billy Corrigan's not a very good actor.

[prokentsful]

@xerxes333 They act horribly on purpose, that's the point of this.

[PotholesInMyLawn]

there are 27 people that are not orthodox and deserve a knuckle supper!

[JDTV23]

The guy went axe happy on a trout farm he killed sixty fish. Pure perfection

[Squidz66]

"You could probably use the extra money for clothes, or makeup"

[daiklaive]

'impressive... but don't do that on the ward."

[klmnumbers]

"and I'm Bo Derek."

"No, you're not."

"You're right. I'm not."

Perfect delivery, haha.

[BurbankGalaxy]

If that's how you treat your friends, imagine how you treat your enemies! Worse, I expect.

[mayflyforyou]

6:02 the best

[BaldinLeePramer]

Axe happy on a trout farm...

[EponymousKid]

I love how horribly vague Liz's vision is. Something bad's either has happened, is happening, or will happen... to a hospital patient.

[MooseEatBrains]

"Larry?"

"AaaaaAAAaaAAAaaaa!" **explodes**

...

"Are you alright?"

[DontPanic6x7is42]

every hospital room should have a shovel for this very reason.

[LordHypnos87]

I BEG YOU...IT REALLY HURTS

[jkgookie333]

If I'm ever a disembodied head, my best-buddy knows what to do! That's why we keep a shovel on stand-by...

[rainyrainbow86]

sometimes i wish richard ayoade changed his voice for this.... when he talks all i see is moss from IT crowd lol

[mickyblue259]

i'll get a mop.. LOL!!!

[zo1215so]

"Halfway through, I went to the kitchen to fix us both a coke float."

*understanding nod*

[ReginaldMaulding]

THAT'S ABOUT THE SIZE OF IT IN A NUTSHELL

[frostbite3789]

27 people think that hospital is named Saint Crock of Shit.

[eelexa]

I left to make us Coke floats and by the time I got back he'd gone insane.

[Bouchon211]

So what happened between you and this Renwick customer? AHAH

[reddog24playa]

i have never exploded but i know whats its like dont ask me how i just know

[reddog24playa]

are you alright?

[MrSlappyKincaid]

27 people need to cool it, or they'll get a knuckle supper

[SaxonSpooner]

i love the way Renwick tells him to kill him the Douglas picks up the shovel... and Renwick is Terrified and shocked

[Scorpion14]

@SaxonSpooner

Yeah, he wants to be killed, but that is one rough-ass way to go. I mean, jeez.

[SaxonSpooner]

@Scorpion14 hey he just blew up nothing should hurt after that

[celinapaz1251]

UHHHHHG. We just don't get great stuff like this in the U.S.

[747pictures]

knuckle supper

[jkgookie333]

"I'm a big girl now, in a years time I'll be a woman..." rotflmFao!!

[Vexed34]

"When I first joined this hospital I was strictly solo..."

[jella11]

So what happened between you and this Renwick customerrrrrr

[GODMONSTERRARGH]

6:51: The most appropriate line in history.

[castillo555]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW! AHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Irish0072]

'Listen, this ain't just another exploding patient you can just sweep under the rug...'

[VanillaSwirlsOfDoom]

"Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!"

[TheycallmeGuth]

I laughed so hard when he picks up the shovel in the room as if it was standard procedure!

[rbrbran277]

Do they have a version with subtitles?

[Clembo]

@rbrbran277

Are you hard of hearing?

If so the DVD has those.

[RoseThorn]

NUUUUURSE!!!

[Projekt07]

LOL @ people who think this is a serious attempt at horror..

[AFatGamerNerd]

i now see why people like this show

[upsidedahead]

' I've yet to see any demons on the ward, and I'm very observant ' bahahahaha'

[southsydney]

Gah! they eyes

[slickguitar777]

Epic cup crush lol

[g0801215]

"Hold it or you'll get a knuckle supper"

[jechichi]

is this show for serious!? its sooooo bad! the acting, the spec FX, the script.... complete rubbish. is this wat the "brits" call horror? you guyz should check out some of the horro from the US of A. thats real horro! better than this english stuff! this has got to be a joke right!? holy moly...

[TheSpoofMan3]

@jechichi

It's a joke, not meant to be taken seriously.

[tubeyou1319]

@jechichi lol bloody americans. fyi real horror isnt seen in movies.

[jcgamer107]

@tubeyou1319 Yes cause "jechichi" is ALL Americans.

[tubeyou1319]

@jcgamer107 never said he was buddy, however he does fit the stereotype of an ignorant american jackass, and that is one stereotype i and many others take seriously above the rest.

[pratyeka]

@tubeyou1319 I think it's interesting that you think that's an American posting. We typically don't use the phrase "complete rubbish", or say "the US of U" (we just say USA). Also, "holy moly" is very outdated. My guess is this is a resident of the UK, trolling.

[dmnhntr32]

@jechichi Dude, its a joke. Its meant to be terrible. Thats why its amazing. They did the bad writing on purpose, the special effects are bad for the sake of a good laugh. Dude, your making us Americans look bad.

[116Bears]

@jechichi

Much like your comment, it is a joke.

[LocustaVampa]

Powerful stuff

[klvnkc]

both parts r fucking,, nothing like interesting,, everything like artificial..

[MegDog360]

"Renwick Cah-stomahh?"

[Medic11B]

*serious face* I need to grab a shower..

[beowulffox703]

i love when his friend sees the shovel "ooooo-OOOO-DOOOOOOOUUhhh"

[SuperMachoMuchacho]

"Stop being sarcastic."

"Maybe if everyone close to you had died, you would be sarcastic to."

The hilarious lines just keep on coming.

[alinin64]

are you alright?

[finehomemadewine]

oh don´t we all love doctors drama series??!! :-)

[xrockthe40ozx]

That's about the size of it in a nutshell.

[ActingRogue]

"Understood?"

"As crystal."

[doULikeStaik]

wat am i holding a crock of shit is this hospital called st crock of shit hahahaha this is great

[Squidz66]

"We can start by burning whats left of the body' ........"Get lost!!"

.. Too funny!

[arhoptt]

why is there a shovel in the room....?

[lobsopdoy]

Larry? *BOOM!* you alright?

[jimmysando99]

Cool it sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!

[osnad]

8:40 - the following cut is just awesome!! i almost died from laughing ^^

[nitramyar]

@osnad That's easy for you to say. I literally died from laughter watching this. I'm being cremated tomorrow.

[Televiper54]

Wait?  Is Larry just a spliced in Smashing Pumpkins video?

[bubblygoo123]

this show is accualy kinda sad ;-;

[sabbatking]

@bubblygoo123 Hahahah, tell me about it. The second episode where the temp dies is one of the most heartbreaking moments in televisual history, hahaha.

[jkgookie333]

@bubblygoo123  your comment is even sadder ha ha

[AlpinKirkonen]

lol thornton magically appears a cup in his hand at the end

[SirDakkalot]

I'm going to construct a golden statue of this man and put it in my front yard, along with the statues of Jack Bauer and Terry Gilliam.

[Deadguy56]

... why is there a shovel in the room? hahahaha

[Merlyn1978]

I love at 5:25 the walls is moving when he puts his hand on it.

[BimberMistrz]

5:55 - 6:45

The most beautiful and moving scene ever filmed.

"Bye bye buddy" ;(

[cm2dude]

Plus, he left the gate open and there was Evil everywhere.

[psychicwhoosh]

Love how Larry is just a disembodied head on an exploded pile of gore and Garth says, "First things first, I got to stop you bleeding."

[Incident8]

"...whack a brillo 'round this mug..." Damn it, I shot coffee out my nose.

[TripodKitty]

You're right.. I do.

[JrFLYnnIV]

8:00...

8:00...

[Beep]

8:02

WTF?



[perfectionbox]

Any show that involves opening the gates of hell is clearly superlative. :)

[kalebpage]

"is this hospital called St. Crock of Shit?!"

LMAO

[mrfudgeyhead]

"another exploding patient you can sweep under the rug" I get it!

This show is ridiculously hilarious. It's got to be in the top shows of all time. I've seen this episode like eight times and it still makes me laugh out loud.

The shitty camera work with his hand, the delayed shot, at 8:49, is one of the best things ever.

[PageofLegend]

the guy screaming and holding coke floats was just awesome!

[Duncananananaykroyd]

What? Am i holding a crock of shit?!

Tell me something, is this hospital called St.Crock of Shit?!

[hallospacegirl]

"Are you alright?"

[sprattwurst]

or you'll get a knuckle supper....

[an1m4l]

"Understood??"

"As crystal."

[clipcalhoon]

in a years time ill be a woman hahah

[sparced]

that's why i'm sarcastic.

[RomanticideMusic]

Larry?

(Epic Explosion)

Holy fuck can not stop laughing!

[raruttenberg]

Is this hospital called St. Crock of Shit?!?

[Dhammond5]

"Larry"

Larry explodes

"Are you alright?"

haha

[fnatsy]

I think I get it... this is a parody of Stephen King's Kingdom Hospital, maybe mixed with a little of Stephen King's Nightmares & Dreamscapes.

[pookoos]

00:47 Haha... I can't stop cracking up over that line!

[Peter212a]

lol at 2.10 Rich ashing his ciggerette in that guys coffee mug!!!

[Peter212a]

@Peter212a ***I mean Garth instead of Rich

[macattacat]

Ok, Il pay you though, it'll make you bonafide and you could probably use the pocket money for make-up and clothes.........

I thought i would piss my pants that shit is gold

[JohnBook10]

Please It really hurts

[detroitsapphire]

"Am I understood?"

"As crystal."

hilarious

[Hozzas]

Anyone else notice how the cock changes from 8: 00 to 8: 02? ahahaha!

[Dhammond5]

@Hozzas

yeah,its one of the jokes,lol

[carouselambra7]

hahahaha

"i'll lend you money for a coffee"

[MissThisisendless]

"Whaaaaat?!? Am I holding a crock of sh*t?!? Is this hospital called 'St Crock of Sh*t'?!?"

I swear Sanchez gets the best lines. lol.

[kashga11]

ahh i love 8:23, it cracks me up everytime!

[melvert33]

"I've yet to see any demons on the ward and I'm particularly observant"

[Deks2K5]

i'll get a mop....epic

[walksofar]

I have never exploded...

So fucking awesome

[MatthewMcQueen4040]

this renwick customeehhr

[shadedfromdarkness]

brillo with the clock

[richardmaudsley77]

I'mpressive. But don't do that on the ward.

[Jpbremner]

SLOPS!!!!

[fcc44789]

why didn't dag just pull his gun out and shoot larry? he always seems to have it with him. probably having it cleaned that day. the shovel was a nice touch, though.

[stormmine]

"You could probably use the extra pocket money for clothes and make-up."

Ha-ha!

[H0lySchnike]

I have to say this show is the funniest thing I've watched in a long time. It's so well overdone I just can't help but love it.

[StraytRayzorSymphony]

'Cause it's 8PM now

lol

[CrAzY100101]

You alright?

[yourowngran]

so what happened between you and this renwick customer.... (eyebrow raise!!!) LMAO

[Radishforbreakfast]

I just choked on my cereal when she closed her eyes and opened them again all black.