MST3k The Dead Talk Back 09/10

[ChaoticYak]

Don't rot away, Renee!

[BrettMiller33]

Is THIS your lenin??

[Tareltonlives]

Does that mean I can still blame his friends on the other side?

[robotpanda77]

Dummies, you can't talk to the dead, that's impossible.

[Gjeorje]

Oh, THAT`S what the purring has been all through this film - The dead hung up on them.

[ChaoticYak]

"Incredible?"

Not really.

"Unbelievable?"

No.

[JoltenJoetaco]

So in the there was no talking to the dead, I feel profoundly ripped off..

[Tareltonlives]

@JoltenJoetaco On the other hand, this movie told me that ILM is an espionage agency.

[dianacarbonate]

I just kept wondering when the plot was going to start! And then "telekenis" happened and i gave up.

[smashfanwii]

To be honest, the concept of this movie isn't too bad. It was just executed poorly. I'm sure if someone remade this it would be ten times better.

[bLuDcLoT06]

@smashfanwii anyone but Michael Bay

[punky100]

"Where did you get the crossbow?"

"From Metro Archery in Blaine"

Hahahahahaha

[rettic]

I think it was... two months ago.

[jekblom123]

3:44 "Big deal, my stools float."

[DMCdawg]

"Incredible?" ...not really

"Unbelievable?" ...no

XD

[Gjeorje]

It`s ironic, cause the real Bob Dylan killed folk as well...when he went electric. (brrrp-tsh!) The trouble with the dead talking back is they always try to reverse the charges.

[PorkFrog]

the doc with the bad hair seems to be doing a bad Shatner impression with those freaking pauses

maybe the worst acted movie I've ever seen

[TheOneBlueNinja]

@PorkFrog 2 to 1 says he was reading off of a copy of the script that some guy was holding off-camera.

[ChaoticYak]

I'm having a reaction!

[grimmorrigan]

Caught her in a tryst with Aleister Crowley. <-New favorite MST3K line. HA

[MyGalileo7]

So, the title is a lie.

[TheOneBlueNinja]

@MyGalileo7 Pretty much.

[beggar1015]

Dare I ask, who was the woman at the beginning of the film? The one who drove off. And what did she have to do with anything?

[TheOneBlueNinja]

@beggar1015 It's the enchanting movie magic of filler. :D

[Theburn77]

"This was clearly an off night."

[antgav79]

"You are so stupid, dumb stupid head! "

[moderatemotive]

"So. Big deal. My stools float"

Didn't know robots needed fiber too.

[ChaoticYak]

"Will the dead talk back?"

Uh...no.

[Tareltonlives]

Do you know that Krasker once got a Golden Apple Award....thrown at his head?

[SubmarinerAndroid]

Moral of the story: don't get married.

[corechil]

Incredible? Not really.

Did it start two months ago?



[obscuritylord]

It's just like psych, a fake psychic solving crimes!

[ChaoticYak]

I started sharpening a curtain rod and everything just snowballed!

How long does it take to sharpen a rod? Can he claim a crime of passion when he had to make his own projectile? Should I even care?

[Dulcimerist]

So the murderer was bored to death, and justice was served. The end.

[murdock283]

Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOD this movie is SOOOOOO boring. *honk shooooooo*

[PhyscoZombieChickie]

@murdock283 SRSLY, i could barely get through this one

[ghostsmask]

Tom Stewart killed her!

[guysmiley00]

Will somebody please take those glasses away from Doctor BeardFro? He keeps trying to act with them, and it's just embarrassing.

[Archangel101576]

This movie was a complete ripoff! Even Ed Wood would have stayed true to the overall theme of the film. This film just mocks you with pointless narration and dialogue about the paranormal, which neither the writer or director took seriously. The Twilight Zone and the Outer Limits featured episodes about communicating with the dead, and those episodes worked because the writers knew how to tell a story.

[sleepyhollow783]

@Archangel101576 It is amazing how timeless the Twilight Zone series is. For me MST3K is like TZ in being timeless.

[ngobleus]

"Don't rot away, Renee..."

[kanyehater99]

I'm having a reaction!

[zorak627]

"So big deal, my stools float."

Haha.. took me a sec to get that one. Good one Crow.

[ChaoticYak]

Oh, Canada!

[whoisdickieschnabel]

"yer so stupid!"

You know what kinda pisses me off? The movie's snarky "nyah nyah" tone at the end. Title, interminably long sciency explanations in the beginning, ineffectual policemen who go to the basement dwelling nerd in glasses out of the last futile option, lead me to believe that at LEAST the attempt to contact the dead would be real. But it's all a parlour trick. "Nyah nyah we just wasted your time." I think this is the first time I've ever been *glad* a movie got mocked. Jerks >:(

[tarlcabot18]

I'm having a reaction!

[whoisdickieschnabel]

Cabot!!

[zorroazulapex]

Wow, this movie's painful. New Title: "People who weren't Dead at the Time of Filming but are Dead Now Because they were from the 1950s Talk... and Talk... Back."

[sokarsfleet]

Do you realize that some poor writer had to stay up all night and come up with this scientific mumbo jumbo just to make this guy sound smart !

[ChaoticYak]

And he failed so very miserably. :)

[bruxbrux]

I'd love to see a prosecutor try to make this confession stick.

[Matrix29bear]

@bruxbrux - Well, the legal bonus (aside from the trickery) is that they have multiple witnesses who can verify the confession from the murderer. Making it stick is a bit harder lacking a Judge's presence, but in the 1950's multiple witness verification was more than enough to send someone off to be executed.

[Gjeorje]

@bruxbrux - They let sgt. squareface the ninja chiropracter "beat a confession out of him."

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

I'm trying to be dead, could you keep it down?

[disradiance]

foxglow. i was expecting foxdie

[drewcifer721]

"Don't rot away, Renee..."

"Now he's supposed to bring her a Diet Coke or something?"

[buffypython]

"Unbelieveable?" "No."

"Who-who. Who-who."

Hunting with crossbows? Not very effective.

I love Crow's maniacal laughter.

[Applemask]

Is THIS your Lenin?

[thedeejus]

I'm trying to be dead...could you keep it down!

Lucky I had a window rod sharpener...

[sleepyhollow783]

3:40 "So big deal, my stools float!"

[JAVAGOIL]

"I took some shrapnel down, well..."

[jrmarrero96]

Hey, I figured it out. Krasner had created a radio that can communicate with people PRETENDING TO BE DEAD.

Hope this helps.

[HystericalWoman]

@jrmarrero96 That explains why he said the "so-called dead".

[tajavi]

"Now, I understand, I might have iced her myself."

[animegrrl5k]

so...listening to that guy go on about the radio was really a big waste of time. hmmm.

[Mandi7882]

Did it start...two months ago?

[h0bbitatheart]

Dear heavens this movie is terrible, even by MST3K standards.

[Gomess]

Yeah, I'm still trying to get over the "telekenis".

[MrJohndoakes]

And that's why they never relased this clunker back in the 1950s.

[jrmarrero96]

This movie is up there with "Manos" in terms of bad acting and nonexistent storytelling.