Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps...

[cxx23]

The version he is saying in this video is a quote from the Joker in Batman: The Long Halloween

[KatMuffinPony]

is he wearing mascara??? O.o

[jrunberg]

the version i know goes:

Ladies and gentleman hobos and tramps

cross-eyed mosquitos and bow-legged ants

I stand here before you directly behind you

to tell you something I know nothing about

This Monday which is Friday we are having

a womens meeting especially for men

admission is free pay at the door

pull up a chair and sit on the floor......LMAO.

[lucario10135]

@jrunberg This is the one I know: Ladies and gentlemen hobos and tramps Cross-eyed mosquitoes and four-legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor And I'll tell you a story I never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other If you don't believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

[AshburnStadium]

@lucario10135 - His is close to the one I know:

Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps

Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants

I come before you to stand behind you to tell you a story I know nothing about

One bright day, in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight

They faced each other, back to back, drew their swords and shot each other

If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man - he saw it, too!

[AshburnStadium]

@AshburnStadium - I'm sure that drawing their swords and shooting each other is possible. I wouldn't be surprised if the Harrisons have such a weapon in their pawn shop in Las Vegas!

[lucario10135]

@jrunberg

For some reason, it didn't go to the next line like I like it too

[hopson11]

YES. The Wendell voice is epic.