@jrunberg This is the one I know: Ladies and gentlemen hobos and tramps Cross-eyed mosquitoes and four-legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor And I'll tell you a story I never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other If you don't believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too
@AshburnStadium - I'm sure that drawing their swords and shooting each other is possible. I wouldn't be surprised if the Harrisons have such a weapon in their pawn shop in Las Vegas!
The version he is saying in this video is a quote from the Joker in Batman: The Long Halloween
cxx23 5 months ago
is he wearing mascara??? O.o
KatMuffinPony 7 months ago
the version i know goes:
Ladies and gentleman hobos and tramps
cross-eyed mosquitos and bow-legged ants
I stand here before you directly behind you
to tell you something I know nothing about
This Monday which is Friday we are having
a womens meeting especially for men
admission is free pay at the door
pull up a chair and sit on the floor......LMAO.
jrunberg 10 months ago
lucario10135 7 months ago
@lucario10135 - His is close to the one I know:
Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps
Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants
I come before you to stand behind you to tell you a story I know nothing about
One bright day, in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight
They faced each other, back to back, drew their swords and shot each other
If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man - he saw it, too!
AshburnStadium 6 months ago
@AshburnStadium - I'm sure that drawing their swords and shooting each other is possible. I wouldn't be surprised if the Harrisons have such a weapon in their pawn shop in Las Vegas!
AshburnStadium 6 months ago
@jrunberg
For some reason, it didn't go to the next line like I like it too
lucario10135 7 months ago
YES. The Wendell voice is epic.
hopson11 1 year ago