Okay, so I admit. I'm tired. It's six in the morning. I'm tired. I'm about to go to bed. I skip ahead to about the 7:30 mark.
I'm half-asleep, and because of my own impatience, I nearly bit the tip of my own fucking tongue off I got so startled. I won't lie. This game could be scary sometimes.
Serious congratulations when you completed your commentary on one of the worlds worst video games. I skipped to 006 to see more action then LMAO when I saw the videos went up to 040.
Lol, non-dead aint cooperating. I am pretty sure we all understand that you can't really kill them. (I think that one that you killed just fell asleep.)
That thing at 0:37 Does have faces in it. It's called a Trimorph and suposidly (I've never played the game only read about it) Is composed of Three infected Hosts.
'I killed you. It was awseome. your never getting back up again. Im Karn. Im the king of the planet. Mars. My territory. The red planet. And your not doing shit'
This is his 6 lp video of this game and if that's the actual percentage of progress than he has to do another 192 lp videos of this game to finish it omg.
Right, but have you ever played a game, where it DOES show you a percentage, and at one minute your at 12% and then suddenly like two hours later its suddenly at like 20-23% because you got to a plot point. Its just like that. I assume that just getting her out of the Airlock will be a good 3-5% right there.
The last game I played that shows how much percentage you have completed was final fantasy x2 and I had to replay that game 4 times from beginning to end without a guide to complete 100 % because every time I missed some little event or mini game or something.
Also I read in a couple of reviews that this game was very long and very hard to complete and I think mike is playing this game without a guide too so I expect atleast over 100 lps for mike to complete this game,but that is just a guess.
Oh yeah, well that is a little unfair. The x2 guide is a rather buzz kill, there is one point where like 35% of the 100% completion is just talking to EVERY person.... more then once. And a LOT of grinding. The the logic is still sound. MG is a Long game, and even longer without a guide.
Unless you know to look for it, I don't know how the game expects you to find it. Seriously, you search the guy before he gets up, and you find nothing. When you shoot him down and look around, you might find it by luck... otherwise, you miss it entirely and have to look around forever... just getting pissed off the whole time.
This game puts the "survival" in survival horror, and you'll see why fairly soon. Keep in mind I have a vague idea of what I'm supposed to be doing, so somebody playing this totally blind would be shitting themselves in frustration right about now.
It's really not a hand, although this one acts like a hand. That's fine with me though... the other ones I'll be coming across... I'll be wishing they were just stuck to one spot.
Okay, so I admit. I'm tired. It's six in the morning. I'm tired. I'm about to go to bed. I skip ahead to about the 7:30 mark.
I'm half-asleep, and because of my own impatience, I nearly bit the tip of my own fucking tongue off I got so startled. I won't lie. This game could be scary sometimes.
WoobooRidesAgain 1 month ago
Serious congratulations when you completed your commentary on one of the worlds worst video games. I skipped to 006 to see more action then LMAO when I saw the videos went up to 040.
JesusLaughs 3 months ago
Karn: King of Mars.
Mezurya 8 months ago
where did you get the piccolo?
RedbullCorex3 9 months ago
you had a book, i know you had a book, you just had to get up and bite,i know you had a fucking book... LOL
alexanderkundrat 10 months ago
@alexanderkundrat ure dead for being a dick.And u still have nothing on you!. laughed a lot.
LogoUtpLeaSe 9 months ago
comentary is hilarious!!
ThaHittaPicture 11 months ago
it`s funny how your voice is shacking all the time :D
galaxymaster 1 year ago
is doom combined with Resident Evil
santinico1000 1 year ago
1:14 ... possibly the most fast-paced, action packed, epic gunfight in all of gaming history.
xxgrungegoddxx 1 year ago 9
3:12 .....he sounds like Stewie Griffin!!! LOL
iLLestBeats02 1 year ago
4:55 to 6:32 xD
dawood88 1 year ago
I love how you sound like you just DON'T wanna play this game.
Saibot216 1 year ago
what happens if 2 charaters meet each other?
do they get attacked and overwhelmed by non-dead?
one of them some type of infected?
or a huge monster attacks them in a 1 hit kill?
perfectgamers 1 year ago
@perfectgamers they turn into the thing in the beginning of this video
chocolate45689 1 year ago
joy of killing and joy of many useless items Mike
that's it the survival-horror lol
laian69 1 year ago
Lichen. It's pronounced "like-uh" not "litchen".
ruinyourdaywithpiss 1 year ago
so wants you kill them they cant come back right if so why dont you just kill them all right now
kingthe13 1 year ago
Your commentary is hilarious xD
yukiotenzen 1 year ago
7:34, I'm a little freaked out how it looks like a zombie is tonguing Karne.
Mimi2591 1 year ago
Lol, non-dead aint cooperating. I am pretty sure we all understand that you can't really kill them. (I think that one that you killed just fell asleep.)
spyguy31796 2 years ago 2
And at 1:35 we have another reason this game drove me mad, waaaaaaaaaaaay too many items and faaaaaaaaaaaaar too little inventory space for it!
IidoTheFox 2 years ago
that looks exactly like Resident Evil 2..
(Leon vs William Birkin after he injects himself)
GabrielTDH 2 years ago
"You had a book, you had a book you asshole, I know you had a book"
Redskizzers 2 years ago
haha sayonara
Ortmon 2 years ago
That thing at 0:37 Does have faces in it. It's called a Trimorph and suposidly (I've never played the game only read about it) Is composed of Three infected Hosts.
TrippyScarecrow 2 years ago
'and now your dead...for being a dick, you are dead..' dude, you are the best commentator i have ever heard on a game, you are hilarious :D
and searching for that book had me in stitches :P
Strapes000 2 years ago
if you like this guy, you'll love Vash12349's channel cause he's the funniest Commentary ever
mushrmhd6661 2 years ago
how do you quick save?
AdrianMerson 2 years ago
Depends on the emulator. pSX v1.13 is the one I'm using; it's save/load keys are assigned to the F1-F10 function keys, I think.
MikeNnemonic 2 years ago
@AdrianMerson it's because he's playin it with the computer and not with the playstation.. I can't do quicksave too..
RedbullCorex3 9 months ago
'I killed you. It was awseome. your never getting back up again. Im Karn. Im the king of the planet. Mars. My territory. The red planet. And your not doing shit'
Epic win
WarofClayPruitt 2 years ago 14
Lichen hmmm. Any useful mosses around there?
Shadowdancer21b 2 years ago
'Let's hug this son of a bitch.'
Aha :')
This game is so creepy,
And I don't mind if it takes another 192 videos to complete it.
It's awesome.
CasperKupo 2 years ago
0:37 theres a head on the hand
midgetlord576 2 years ago
Yes, in fact there are several. THEY SEE YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU DO.
spawnxiv 2 years ago
'Lichen' is pronounced 'liken'.
Keep these coming, mike. they make fantastic casual viewing for nerds like me.
MNc99 2 years ago
Both pronunciations are accepted in dictionaries, and i actually had no idea that was the proper way of saying it till now.
NeoSpriggan 2 years ago
Huh, you got me. I only ever heard the first pronunciation until now.
MNc99 2 years ago
Another Micro Recorder.. MORE SNOOPING, YES! And Guns, we like guns dont we.. Health Boost, Fuck no.. thats Heroine..
marlboromike2100 2 years ago
GL, look forward to more of these mike, thanks for the vids so far.
Whoops8 2 years ago
Out of curiousity, how far along in the game do you think you are? 10%...?
CidHighwindFF7 2 years ago
Trying to edge on the side of caution... he is like.... 3%? If that.
raymoreclef 2 years ago
If even that. This is going to be a long fucking LP.
MikeNnemonic 2 years ago
about a hundred parts at this rate, then. Woo!
CidHighwindFF7 2 years ago
Well, things are bound to pick up once Matlock gets out and more of the base is opened up. Then again... I won't know until it's all said and done.
Probably going to be my longest LP so far, I'm guessing.
MikeNnemonic 2 years ago
This is his 6 lp video of this game and if that's the actual percentage of progress than he has to do another 192 lp videos of this game to finish it omg.
Alex44343 2 years ago
Right, but have you ever played a game, where it DOES show you a percentage, and at one minute your at 12% and then suddenly like two hours later its suddenly at like 20-23% because you got to a plot point. Its just like that. I assume that just getting her out of the Airlock will be a good 3-5% right there.
raymoreclef 2 years ago
The last game I played that shows how much percentage you have completed was final fantasy x2 and I had to replay that game 4 times from beginning to end without a guide to complete 100 % because every time I missed some little event or mini game or something.
Also I read in a couple of reviews that this game was very long and very hard to complete and I think mike is playing this game without a guide too so I expect atleast over 100 lps for mike to complete this game,but that is just a guess.
Alex44343 2 years ago
Oh yeah, well that is a little unfair. The x2 guide is a rather buzz kill, there is one point where like 35% of the 100% completion is just talking to EVERY person.... more then once. And a LOT of grinding. The the logic is still sound. MG is a Long game, and even longer without a guide.
raymoreclef 2 years ago
"for being a dick,you are dead" lol make me laugh so hard
thevamp25 2 years ago
Why are you hurting you're self like this dude?
Play some thing more... less self harm inducing.
Shanoshi 2 years ago
It'll be okay. This is just going to go on for months on end. I'll live.
MikeNnemonic 2 years ago
For some reason, 1:00 - 1:30 was hysterical to me.
L0rdVega 2 years ago
My lack of coordination was bound to have that affect on somebody, I figured.
MikeNnemonic 2 years ago
if karne was trained to be a security officer
then why cant he handle a slow moving zombie?
PostalPunker453 2 years ago
Zombies... no. Martian donuts? He'll probably kill the fuck out of those.
MikeNnemonic 2 years ago
It'll be okay. There's always other LPers to fall back on.
MikeNnemonic 2 years ago
I know you had a book.
gamecubeclock 2 years ago
Unless you know to look for it, I don't know how the game expects you to find it. Seriously, you search the guy before he gets up, and you find nothing. When you shoot him down and look around, you might find it by luck... otherwise, you miss it entirely and have to look around forever... just getting pissed off the whole time.
I LOVE THIS FUCKING GAME!
MikeNnemonic 2 years ago
I know. I own it, and it is really good. However, when you reach that combined body, why can't you just shoot it? that way, you won't die.
Sasue082 2 years ago
00:04 Does the game ever explain what the hell that is ?
Alex44343 2 years ago
You'll find out eventually.
MikeNnemonic 2 years ago
Definitely not the scariest game out there, but it's having its moments.
Klonoa115 2 years ago
This game puts the "survival" in survival horror, and you'll see why fairly soon. Keep in mind I have a vague idea of what I'm supposed to be doing, so somebody playing this totally blind would be shitting themselves in frustration right about now.
MikeNnemonic 2 years ago
Yeah, it looked like there was a face on the hand.
The 'zombies' sound like they're burping when they get shot.
Great job as always. :)
HorrorMuffin1010 2 years ago
It's really not a hand, although this one acts like a hand. That's fine with me though... the other ones I'll be coming across... I'll be wishing they were just stuck to one spot.
MikeNnemonic 2 years ago
yay
misterbadguy99 2 years ago
the hand theme sounds almost identical to the tune of Batman. Hopefully, that's not just me.
FlameMessiah 2 years ago
I think I hear what you mean.
MikeNnemonic 2 years ago