One year I was in New York on Halloween and saw 4 Jokers, 3 Batmen, and a Catwoman -- but it was a man, and his costume was a bit too tight. I get above ground, and I see a Superman on a bicycle. Huh?
One time Muhammad Ali was told by a stewardess to fasten his seat belt. He said, "Superman don't need no seat belt." The stewardess told the champ, "Superman don't need no plane."
I can shoot lightning from my penis, but only when it's hard. Also, my nipples turn into light sabers when I'm aroused, meaning I can only protect you if you're a hot girl. Sorry to everyone else.
No offense here but whoever made this knows absolutely NOTHING about these characters. Firstly, Clark isn't the type of guy who would smack a female's butt because he was raised with morals. Also, Wonder Woman can't shoot energy beams from her hands. Better luck next time.
One year I was in New York on Halloween and saw 4 Jokers, 3 Batmen, and a Catwoman -- but it was a man, and his costume was a bit too tight. I get above ground, and I see a Superman on a bicycle. Huh?
One time Muhammad Ali was told by a stewardess to fasten his seat belt. He said, "Superman don't need no seat belt." The stewardess told the champ, "Superman don't need no plane."
UncleMikeNJ 1 month ago
Due to the U.S. recession, Clark Kent has become malnourished and Wonder Woman now travels via subway instead of using her invisible jet.
srephim 1 month ago
she is HOT!
56thAlbanyProd 1 month ago
DESDE quando mulher maravilha solta haduken?
alex91671 1 month ago
that looked like a cheap porn
thesaabas 1 month ago
Since when did wonderwoman look like a tranny?
jazzaj2003 1 month ago
ummm....
1. Wonder Woman suddenly has an energy attack?
2. Superman absorbs energy attacks in some sort of orgasmic bliss?
3. Fight? more like foreplay.
4. Subway? For 2 heroes who can fly? double WTF.....
OkamsRazer 1 month ago 4
WTF?
erinisgaga 2 months ago 5
Шалава...
LevMeln 2 months ago
im sad to have been a part of that
badgirls551 2 months ago
This not even good enough for a B movie ...wait.. it might just make it as a Z movie
KoochyWoochy 2 months ago
I can shoot lightning from my penis, but only when it's hard. Also, my nipples turn into light sabers when I'm aroused, meaning I can only protect you if you're a hot girl. Sorry to everyone else.
semenihardpenisgay 3 months ago
This is the most retarded thing I have seen in a long time. Holy hell.
TheIncredibleSeb 3 months ago
what the f is this ?
mastersword12345 3 months ago
No offense here but whoever made this knows absolutely NOTHING about these characters. Firstly, Clark isn't the type of guy who would smack a female's butt because he was raised with morals. Also, Wonder Woman can't shoot energy beams from her hands. Better luck next time.
CosmicUndeadElf 4 months ago
@CosmicUndeadElf You lied. That was offensive.
Diakron79 3 months ago
@Diakron79 Oops
CosmicUndeadElf 3 months ago
@CosmicUndeadElf Halfway through the first sentence, I started reading your comment in the voice of Comic Book Guy.
JameyChaCha 2 months ago
@JameyChaCha Hah, yeah I did kinda nerd out there, sorry I just get like that when people make things this awful.
CosmicUndeadElf 2 months ago
cuando etra chico tenia la fantasia de que me cojia a la mujer maravilla esta buenerrima, y ahora con mas razon qusiera cojermela
magic203 4 months ago
since when can wonder woman do a kamehameha?
keen14you 5 months ago
how beautifl wonder woman, so sexy i would do that too
her best power is being so beatiful and sexy
Rennba 7 months ago