nice vid, but honestly, from recent studies OU and UT's education actually... WHO THE FUCK CARES OU KICKS ASS AND WE WOOPED THEIR ASS AND of course. we have better stats, our players come from texas and we got more bcs championships than you guys.
ha ha its funny because bob gets paid more and we have more all Americans national championships confrence champions heisman winners BCS appearances and bowl wins so it is pretty funny
@whiteoklahomanrapper Where do you get this "we" shit? Do you still live at home with your mommy and daddy? I'll bet you're missing a lot of teeth. Nice way to pussy out against Texas Tech, fuck all things sooner...
You can have jokes! I think ill take 7 big 12 championships 7 national title and the Best college in the USA any day! oh and dont for get 5 Heismen trophy winners! I like when people say that "its bigger in texas" but I think you lacking in the #'s that OU has so im pretty sure that TEXAS SUCKS! Go ahead and have another LOSING season and talk your smack!
@jeremyesnow Best college in the USA anyday? It ranked 453 in Forbes top schools. Why were you even on an OU joke video? This is why people hate Sooner fans, they do this.
@ThoseGuys202 They do this? Your the guy posting retarded OU jokes and your school is the worst in the state of texas! I mean come on guy! I know you dont go to ut but atleast represent a little better so you dont look to much like a moron
@ThoseGuys202 Thats even worse "DUDE". you should know your role in this state then! you will always fall in second place and sometimes 3rd behind tulsa. We will just see the last game of the year
@Octopus941 Because 11-2 is a bad record? If you hold OSU's standards of sucking to losing to OU by like 5 points, you basically just said OU sucks. Jokes on you idiot!
@Octopus941 Cowboys suck almost as much as the Longhorns? That's is probably the dumbesty statement I've heard in a long time. That just shows how stupid you are. We had the same record as you and if that sucks, you just said your own team sucks. Jokes on you.
Here is some texas jokes why is there no ice at UT? Cause the student that knew the recipe graduated! What is the difference between Texas and Cereal? Cereal is in a bowl texas is just trash! Why is it windy in Oklahoma? Cause Texas blows and Kansas sucks! And what was this years score? Oh yea we won!
There is a Texas guy, a Texas Tech guy, and a OU guy. One day they get caught by indians and they were lined up on a stone wall to be shot at by the indians. The Texas guy said "Hey guys, when the indians ask if you're ready, yell a natural disaster!" The Texas guy was first, The indians asked if he was ready and he yelled TORNADO!! The ind. were distracted and the guy escaped. Texas Tech guy yelled sandstorm and escaped. The ind. asked OU guy if he was ready and he yelled "FIRE!!!"
An OU fan, a Texas fan, an A&M fan, and a tech fan are climbing up a mountain.They argue over who loves their team the most. When they reach a cliff the A&M fan decides to prove how much he loves the Aggies. He yells "This is for the A&M!" and jumps off the cliff.The Tech fan then yells "this is for Tech!" and jumps off the cliff.Then the OU fan and the Texas fan are standing on the edge off the cliff.The Texas Fan Yells "This is for the world!" and pushes the OU fan off the cliff.
@aggiesownlonghorns I was never talking smack about the Aggies, I was talking about it to Texas in general, which your probably too stupid to acknowledge that I'm directing towards the Longhorns. And, get ready for the 2011 season, cause the Faggies are goin' down. Boomer Sooner
haha don't be too sure about that let's hope oklahoma doesn't choke again this season which I wouldn't be suprised cause that's what your best at doing
55-17 thats all i got to say
acdawg97 1 month ago
ha the mcdonalds one was funny beacuse texas fans are fat pieces of shit
wagnerthug 3 months ago
nice vid, but honestly, from recent studies OU and UT's education actually... WHO THE FUCK CARES OU KICKS ASS AND WE WOOPED THEIR ASS AND of course. we have better stats, our players come from texas and we got more bcs championships than you guys.
knightkiller23 3 months ago
nearly half the roster of OU football came from Texas...
xDemonFillyx 4 months ago
ha ha its funny because bob gets paid more and we have more all Americans national championships confrence champions heisman winners BCS appearances and bowl wins so it is pretty funny
whiteoklahomanrapper 4 months ago
@whiteoklahomanrapper Where do you get this "we" shit? Do you still live at home with your mommy and daddy? I'll bet you're missing a lot of teeth. Nice way to pussy out against Texas Tech, fuck all things sooner...
Retardo60 3 months ago
You can have jokes! I think ill take 7 big 12 championships 7 national title and the Best college in the USA any day! oh and dont for get 5 Heismen trophy winners! I like when people say that "its bigger in texas" but I think you lacking in the #'s that OU has so im pretty sure that TEXAS SUCKS! Go ahead and have another LOSING season and talk your smack!
jeremyesnow 6 months ago
@jeremyesnow Best college in the USA anyday? It ranked 453 in Forbes top schools. Why were you even on an OU joke video? This is why people hate Sooner fans, they do this.
ThoseGuys202 6 months ago
@ThoseGuys202 They do this? Your the guy posting retarded OU jokes and your school is the worst in the state of texas! I mean come on guy! I know you dont go to ut but atleast represent a little better so you dont look to much like a moron
jeremyesnow 6 months ago
@jeremyesnow I'm an OSU fan dude.
ThoseGuys202 6 months ago
@ThoseGuys202 Thats even worse "DUDE". you should know your role in this state then! you will always fall in second place and sometimes 3rd behind tulsa. We will just see the last game of the year
jeremyesnow 6 months ago
@jeremyesnow Never behind Tulsa
ThoseGuys202 6 months ago
The eyes of Texas are crying!
They didn't win this game!
The mouths of Texas are whining!
What a dirty shame!
Gigrantula58 6 months ago
whats the difference between aggies and beavers...
beavers can stack wood
toddyfex 6 months ago
@ThoseGuys202 Cuz I wanna see what the other side thinks sometimes. Btw, Oklahoma-77, Oklahoma State-17, GF.
Octopus941 8 months ago
Texas has way more Red River Shootout wins. Sooners are the least classy people in the world. Go Cowboys!
ThoseGuys202 8 months ago
@ThoseGuys202 Cowboys suck almost as much as the Longhorns. And we have way more Bedlam Series wins that you. Boomer Sooner!
Octopus941 8 months ago
@Octopus941 Because 11-2 is a bad record? If you hold OSU's standards of sucking to losing to OU by like 5 points, you basically just said OU sucks. Jokes on you idiot!
ThoseGuys202 8 months ago
@Octopus941 Why are you on an OU jokes video anyway fag?
ThoseGuys202 8 months ago
@Octopus941 Cowboys suck almost as much as the Longhorns? That's is probably the dumbesty statement I've heard in a long time. That just shows how stupid you are. We had the same record as you and if that sucks, you just said your own team sucks. Jokes on you.
TheOSUCowboy 6 months ago
Fuck this shit, Texas sucks, Boomer Sooner. Btw, I loved those Bevo burgers.
Octopus941 8 months ago
FUCK'EM hORNS
astonmartin181 8 months ago
Here is some texas jokes why is there no ice at UT? Cause the student that knew the recipe graduated! What is the difference between Texas and Cereal? Cereal is in a bowl texas is just trash! Why is it windy in Oklahoma? Cause Texas blows and Kansas sucks! And what was this years score? Oh yea we won!
Coasternator 1 year ago
Why do OU fans have such good memory?
Because they have sucked so bad this decade they have to remind us how good they were... back in Antenna days.
sarahiscool1 1 year ago
I've seen these exact same jokes, but with various teams used in place of Texas and OU. They're funny nonetheless.
HOOK 'EM
puzzleboy2 1 year ago
round rock is exactly like austin but a little less population everyone loves the longhorns ps ridgeveiw panthers!
longhornfever123 1 year ago
I love this video!!!!
jshimon93 1 year ago
good video, ou certainly does suck
DaytrippingLonghorn 1 year ago
There is a Texas guy, a Texas Tech guy, and a OU guy. One day they get caught by indians and they were lined up on a stone wall to be shot at by the indians. The Texas guy said "Hey guys, when the indians ask if you're ready, yell a natural disaster!" The Texas guy was first, The indians asked if he was ready and he yelled TORNADO!! The ind. were distracted and the guy escaped. Texas Tech guy yelled sandstorm and escaped. The ind. asked OU guy if he was ready and he yelled "FIRE!!!"
chowdhuryzh 1 year ago 2
That is an awesome video because OU does suck!!! Hook'em Horns!!!!!!Longhorns all the way baybee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RRexpress12 1 year ago
Hey you like the express? That's cool. I go all the time in the summer.
texasboy040 1 year ago
What do you call a whining dumbass who cries when he loses football games.... BOB STOOPS.
that simple.
sarahiscool1 2 years ago
Why doesn't Texas every fall into the ocean?
Because Oklahoma sucks
timp1206 2 years ago
heres 1, (im not talking to you im saying it to an ou grad)
So your a grad from ou?
I guess i will see you at the drive through!!!!!!!
sportfans79567 2 years ago
NICE VIDEO HOOK EM HORNS!!!
16-13
sportfans79567 2 years ago
An OU fan, a Texas fan, an A&M fan, and a tech fan are climbing up a mountain.They argue over who loves their team the most. When they reach a cliff the A&M fan decides to prove how much he loves the Aggies. He yells "This is for the A&M!" and jumps off the cliff.The Tech fan then yells "this is for Tech!" and jumps off the cliff.Then the OU fan and the Texas fan are standing on the edge off the cliff.The Texas Fan Yells "This is for the world!" and pushes the OU fan off the cliff.
BigD9428 2 years ago 11
jaja funny
MrVedia1 2 years ago
@BigD9428 What if he had a parachute?
Octopus941 8 months ago
@Octopus941 I don't think he would be smart enough to know how to use it.
BigD9428 8 months ago
Texas rules
Ou sucks
Those were funny I was suprised my 4 and 8 year old cousions got them though
CartoonKids3360 2 years ago
why is so windy in Oklahoma? because OU BLOWS!
if you tell anyone you learned that joke from an aggie :)
aggiesownlonghorns 2 years ago
That's a good one. Never heard it before..
texasboy040 2 years ago
that team that you say blows, owns your ass, wouldn't be talking
JWayShox 2 years ago 6
@JWayShox Ya whats he talking about Texas is a joke!
Coasternator 1 year ago
@aggiesownlonghorns Its windy in Oklahoma because Texas sucks, get it right you Texas dumbass
Octopus941 8 months ago
@Octopus941
go talk your smack to longhorns leave the aggies out of this cause these texas dumbasses kicked your team's ass 33-19
aggiesownlonghorns 7 months ago
@aggiesownlonghorns I was never talking smack about the Aggies, I was talking about it to Texas in general, which your probably too stupid to acknowledge that I'm directing towards the Longhorns. And, get ready for the 2011 season, cause the Faggies are goin' down. Boomer Sooner
Octopus941 7 months ago
@Octopus941
haha don't be too sure about that let's hope oklahoma doesn't choke again this season which I wouldn't be suprised cause that's what your best at doing
aggiesownlonghorns 6 months ago
@aggiesownlonghorns Ugh, it's: Why is it so windy in Oklahoma? Because Texas sucks and Kansas blows! Silly aggie! Championships are for Sooners!
Gigrantula58 6 months ago
Awesome
fbfan12 2 years ago 2
GO UT!!!!!! ou and every thing in that state sucks. HAHAHAHAHAHA
rockykid7 2 years ago
Awesome Video!!!! Hook 'em.
BigD9428 2 years ago 3
Best video of yours so far!
Longhorn98fan 2 years ago 3
Thanks. :)
texasboy040 2 years ago
@texasboy040 Awesome video!!!!! Hook em horns
Jshimon 1 year ago
lol
UTLonghorns512 2 years ago