Zombie Haiku Fiesta

[orclat]

i do not know why

but the way you said "icky"

made me laugh zombie!

[Rommel52]

HA! Nice green hair by the way.

AHEM

A Haiku, by: Me. :D

Zombies in the rain,

Zombies eating all our brains,

Run little one, run!

[xUbastardx]

I like your vids lots

You need make butt shake vids though

Like all good Tube girls.

[HDDVDrip]

shut the fuck up bitches ur fucking faggots

[OceanCold]

Omg!!! You are mega cute!! ^^

[Halbmond]

Zombies at the mall

Zombies everywhere oh no

Frak I'm a year late

Shayna where are you

your channel is decaying

I'd like some new vids

Haikus ain't my strength

I'm better at killing zombies

always shoot their heads

[PentoniteMonkey]

Zombies are all green,

Organic flesh is best for

A clean afterlife.

[PentoniteMonkey]

Rifles can kill us,

But a zombie really fears

a life without love.

[PentoniteMonkey]

Won't you leave us be?

Zombies are just like people

except we love brains.

[PentoniteMonkey]

Zombies just can't rap.

Their rhythm is thrown by them

Not being alive.

[PentoniteMonkey]

Do zombies love god?

Probably not. Cuz' most are

more focused on brains.

[PentoniteMonkey]

I find zombies great!

They eliminate all the

Slow-moving people.

[PentoniteMonkey]

Zombie poop is gross,

They rarely wipe or even

Try to clean themselves.

[OMEGA2669]

Omg lopp bunny!

[Stupidwikipedia]

oh well here it is.

there is the most awesomest (i know...its not a word) book and it is in fact, in haiku form. it is the tale of a man who fine at first but soon is aattacked by a zombie invasion. the rest of the book is him talking about (in haiku form) heading off to go get peoples brains. i think it is pretty awesome. just a recommendation (?)

[ChevaliersEmeraude]

''Zombies are charming:

They only look for girls' brain,

And not for their boobs..

[RHergett]

I still love this Soooo much!

[fullyun0riginale]

mom is half zombie

I'm only quarter zombie

my dad is jesus

[fullyun0riginale]

I ate someone's brains

although I'm not a zombie

I just like the taste

[HBJ93]

I teabag zombies

because they suck at halo

they bit my arm off

[Vodka25]

little ball of clay was bitten by a zombie now he is Zumby George Romero's kids are sick of zombie movies "Dad, do vampires now" zombies' favorite groups are (of course) The Grateful Dead and (oddly) Abba zombie tea party "would you like one brain or two?" "one brain if you please"

[Vodka25]

{slight correction to the first haiku}

little slab of clay

was bitten by a zombie

now he is Zumby

[videopray]

i know guy zombies..

have periods...

from there...fail.

[videopray]

Night of the living dead, Good old movie.

im more into infected now though D=

[Feral688FR]

I'll play

Shh! Did you hear that?

You should try to get away

I will hold them here

[rednecksniper96]

lol zombie bunny is thr shit

[DramaFreak77]

My Zombie Haiku:

Zombie Eat Your Brain

Unless You Hide In Closet

Then You Will Be Safe

Hope You Like It!

[rfarnsworth3]

zombie bunny may or may not be Rorschach.

[LorenzoTheMedici]

a zombie came in

it ripped brain out and measured

one millimeter

[asmariamoon]

I am a zombie

Soylent Green is food to me

I eat it all up

[zendulo]

I think this is my all-time favorite one, asmariamoon! You rock my face off.

Shayna

[asmariamoon]

hehehe glad you like it XD

[Shadewield]

I fear all zombies

Eat you a-f-ing-live, man

God damn, run Forest run!

[deimosazra]

Haikus are supposed to have sensory depth; words with visual, auditory, and olfactory connection. This is just syllable regiment.

[dairsensi]

And your the kind of person I hope gets eaten by a zombie.

[crazyforfood]

the mae shi is a awesome band

run to your grave is awesomeo power song

[unchellmatt]

Zombie, don't bite me!

I have no brains for you here.

I'm in accounting.

[mendicantwriter]

We were so in love

Then some zombie jerk bit her

Sex was weird...at first

[unchellmatt]

You have won the internets. Where would you like them delivered?

[urantithesis]

I want to eat you

You would taste good to zombies

Please can I eat you?

If dead or alive

or maybe just living dead

shoot me in the head

Eat your brains for lunch

And eat your brains for breakfast

Maybe even brunch.

[drdpirteroberts]

no! zombie joey i don't like green brains and eggs won't try it, no way! i will not try it in a corpse, nor out a horse i won't eat green brains i actually won't eat any color brains so you can stop now i am no zombie brains is not a staple food well maybe later

[Golem100]

Snow falling on pines Zombies stumbling, moaning With Southern accents Two "Dawn of the Dead"s I like the new one, she said So I ate her brain Running through the trees In the October Country Bradbury's zombie The long arctic night There's no such thing as vampires Zombies, however...

[dorkness1978]

Once a Voodoo Curse,

Now, Night of the Living Dead

Act, or we eat you.

[SgtJoeEvil]

Maliase of Soul, Son?

Armageddon cures that, boy.

Life was not so bad.

[o68GUNS]

spinal cords are thick

breasts are really chewy so

so try a severed leg...

:)

[davethecaveman]

even a zombie

knows better than to elect

one for president

[GrandmasterBambaataa]

It's zombie MC

The only zombie OG

It's Tupac's Zombie

[cbrmcastillocbr]

zombie haiku

the zombie´s eyes are like  my own

arg arg arg arg arg brains.

[ratfinker85]

Be rippin out your cortex

Chewin frontal lobes

spare a toothpick please?

[tekemperor]

"in your head zombie zombie zombie hey hey hey what [is] in your head?" Cranberries taste good. Not like brains, which taste better. Zombie is their song. Through my fingers, words. Among them, "zombie" stands out. Reminds me of...BRAINS! This was all great fun. The time has come to leave here. Must protect my brain.

[GUCRetard]

Zombie attacked me

Zombie got his head blown off

I ru-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

[katieMCbindergarten]

if i were zombie

i would gnaw on necks; yum yum!

necks are the best yet.

[adr2001us]

oh my god, this is so awesome... I was just looking to see if anyone else posted about the book Zombie Haiku... and I think I found my new favorite vid! You guys rock for this!

[DragonelaFTW]

She is a zombie

She is a zombie farmer

She will farm your brains

[ilalfisto]

Look, I'm trying to unload a freight car full of zombie bananas and you're effing up the market, Bitch.

[HereForBarbara]

Were I a zombie

For irony I would eat

George A. Romero

[iceskay]

I could never be

a zombie; even seeing

frog brains makes me gag

[AwolWarrior]

More twisted after watching the movie "Zombie Strippers"

[GUCRetard]

That movie is fucking hilarious... although the ending when they sat on his head, was probably the most grusome, horrifieing thing I have ever witnessed D;

[sfsmaus]

Kill the people saved

Iron Man became zombie, yeah!

Ozzy knows future

[sfsmaus]

Scares me not Zombies

Yes, the Dark Side brings pain forth

Greater than swamp gas

[TheAmericanPirate]

Vegetarians

Zombies that do not eat meat

All they say is "Graaaaaains."

[tarak1ng]

The zombies like me.

I shake hands with them gently -

They don't lose fingers.

[jisaid08]

Broken Butterfly

Bang a zombie head explodes

Tap X to reload

[brushfire44]

You should be aware

Even reanimated

Redheads are sexy

[kameronmf]

For all the brains that

Zombies eat, you'd think that they

Could say more than "uhhhhnn".

[2ndamendmentgirl]

chainsaw hand ready

bring on the zombie army

they are unprepared

to deal with my PMS

[zendulo]

hahaha! this is awesome!

[baggagequeen]

Get me that chainsaw/ I will cut your head off now / That's right I will , bitch! ROFL : ) ha ha ha

[thewildone]

When the zombies come,

I will fight them with sword-chucks.

Decapitation!

[TheOriginalBoman]

Inside here, I wait

Inside this shopping centre

Their groaning is heard

[hoshisabi]

I don't understand

How do the costumes relate

You just are silly!

[kevsim70]

Once zombies ran slow

Nowadays they're fast as hell

must get jet sneakers...

[Soheb]

ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha Zom Biez!

[Grimmbo]

MORE BRAINS says zombie.

They make canibals jealous.

Zombie just eats brains.

[tehdood]

Brains with fava beans

Fingers battered and deep-fried

Zombies don't diet

This video is full of win. I loled.

[StJude482]

ok my mic is broke

so here

I want a Zombie

I would walk him every other day

I would feed him brains

[smilesalot4000]

If the zombies came to Owen Sound Ontario, I think I would stock up on lighter fluid and lighters and torch the mother fuckers until they learn to scream ouch!. ha ha ha----ha ha ha.

[RHergett]

Oh, and thanks for the haiku shout out.

For the record the original haiku that started these shenanigans (Shaynanigans?) was:

Dismembered undead

Miniature porportions

Zombie figurines

[LocoColt04]

...that was BEAUTIFUL.

Anything that amazing would certainly have to spawn shenanigans.

[RHergett]

I think the hands are cute. That's my story.

[billdeal]

the first zombie girafe one sounds like the theme song for the TV show.  i'd watch that.

[spacecowboy7591]

Sorry about repeated post I plead techno - feeble

I was in error Corbin Dallas? Multi Post?

[oberon0000]

Zombies. Rotting flesh.

Tasty, chewy pieces drop.

My appetite left.

And with that delicious attempt....

Happy B'day!! LOL

[ElevatorShow]

LOL at the Macy Gray impression.

Also, with the moustaches you all look like extras in "There Will Be Blood."

You need 100% more Zombie Bunny. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

-Woody

[LocoColt04]

Max Brooks wrote a book

"The Zombie Survival Guide"

It keeps me alive

[zendulo]

World War Z also by Max Brooks is probably my favorite book. I'm thinking of making a video about books that people need to read. The Zombie Survival Guide is so great. I'm so happy you put it in a haiku!

[LocoColt04]

It had seven syllables. I HAD to.

[vohtarak]

WWZ and TZSG are two of my favorite books next to A Clockwork Orange

[LocoColt04]

This video is

Full of zombie goodness, yes

Though ridiculous

[otherguy27]

the curse has now come

a zombie infestation

spewing forth terror

[0kelvin]

Nowhere left to hide Not even the sky is safe Zombies with jetpacks The dead walk the Earth 'cause there is no room in hell. Plus, rent is too high. In Australia There are no zombies. Know why? Crocodile Dundee. Japanese noodles In broth with spicy brain chunks. Udon of the Dead

[0kelvin]

When zombies attack I will live because I played Resident Evil I am out of shape. Luckily zombies walk slow. Oh crumbs, fast zombies! His head is metal Humanity is so screwed Zombie Robocop It couldn't get worse. Just then, all of a sudden Zombiesaurus Rex!

[0kelvin]

Who you gonna call

For zombies in neighbourhood?

Not the Ghostbusters.

Rolling zombies up

World's largest ball of zombies

Zombie Damacy

Not scared of them but

I oppose zombie marriage.

Still called zombophobe.

[stonedog67]

So stupid yet so funny

[Talkos]

The undead arise

To defeat the ghoulish threat

Decapitation

[aeroromero]

I am married to

zombie Xena, a lovely girl

except when hungry.

[aeroromero]

The vegan zombie

feels no one gets him like Pug

his precious pet parakeet.

[aeroromero]

the picky zombie

is not so hungry that he

will eat brains of Bush.

[jordan0524]

The Zombie World War

Will break the spirits of all.

Apocalypse now.

[robotguy]

when you're eating brain fava beans and chianti good combination so i'm sitting there minding my own business when zombies ate my brain what's up with zombies? don't they know that other parts taste better than brain? sure, zombies act tough but they just cannot compete with ninja robots

[robotguy]

arrgh trying this again, youtube is being wonky.

My zombie buddy

has awkward table manners

eats from my fingers

[spacecowboy7591]

We can still love Dear

not very much needs to change

Sex will not suffer

We already have the chains

You know you love chains

I'll be your ghoul hun

You be my Zombie love doll

till best parts drop off

[spacecowboy7591]

My haiku in 2 parts Zombie oh Zombie The one I once held so dear Now sees me as food Human brains can be found In our neighbors Jane and Stew I'll fetch you some dear Just let me get my hammer Its just like takeout Brains in a bucket I'm too pretty for slammer I hope no one sees

[frzamonkey]

ghoul halitosis

eating intestines is why

your breath smells like poo

[crookkenobi]

All zombies get pwned

time to kick ass and chew gum

damn,all out of gum

[crookkenobi]

All zombies get pwned

time to kick ass and chew gum

damn,all out of gum.

[crookkenobi]

All zombies get pwned

time to kick ass and chew gum

damn,all out of gum

[frzamonkey]

brains taste good to me

I just want a little bite

won't you let me in?

[spacecowboy7591]

great comments

[spacecowboy7591]

We can still love Dear

not very much needs to change

Here is the second half of my haiku thanks

Sex life will not suffer

We already have the chains

You know you love chains

I'll be your ghoul hun

You be my Zombie love doll

till best parts drop off

[spacecowboy7591]

Zombie oh Zombie The one I once held so dear Now sees me as food Human brains can be found In our neighbors Jane and Stew I'll fetch you some dear Just let me get my hammer Its just like takeout Brains in a bucket I'm too pretty for slammer I hope no one sees

[spacecowboy7591]

Zendulo I applaud your efforts and submit the following in two parts: Zombie oh Zombie The one I once held so dear Now sees me as food Human brains can be found In our neighbors Jane and Stew I'll fetch you some dear Just let me get my hammer Its just like takeout Brains in a bucket I'm too pretty for slammer I hope no one sees

[spacecowboy7591]

Zombie oh Zombie The one I once held so dear Now sees me as food Human brains can be found In our neighbors Jane and Stew I'll fetch you some dear Just let me get my hammer Its just like takeout Brains in a bucket I'm too pretty for slammer I hope no one sees

[spacecowboy7591]

Zombie oh Zombie The one I once held so dear Now sees me as food Human brains can be found In our neighbors Jane and Stew I'll fetch you some dear Just let me get my hammer Its just like takeout Brains in a bucket I'm too pretty for slammer I hope no one sees

[supameafool011]

haha i juist felt like makin the first comment. if a zombie didnt already eat my brain i would leave a haiku

[66shadymilkman]

Zombies suck and smell

shots ring out and I smile big

stack them up like wood.

[JustA11en]

Great job guys.

[BenLoka]

A zombie comment

Will be marked as spam at first

But will rise again

[Jabbakahut]

Chance of survival?

Slim to none, fear not my friend...

Ash says; Come get some.

[zendulo]

So many points for referencing Ash. I would follow Bruce Campbell anywhere. ANYWHERE!