Tortoise Race

[trainman665]

What kind of cheese did you film this with? Nice tortoises!

[EvilRyuGuy]

Putt some lettuce at the end and you'll see how surprisingly fast they can be.

[TheTortoiselover99]

What was this filmed on?

[jaymanstella72]

epic..just epic

[Deathofblades]

Did you film this with a potato??

[Zoxomable]

Yea tortoise race. Yea!

[katlova4427]

i love racin my turtles its good excersise

[XGunthinsX]

almost as awsome as watching women fight over things at black friday

[JimmyTheKiller]

can you americans please stop calling them turtles?

[CarlChub]

@JimmyTheKiller No.

[JimmyTheKiller]

@CarlChub oh fuck off you dumb yank, the least you could do to make your nation look a little less stupid is name an animal's species correctly.. You know what it's species is but you still don't want to accept it... fucking retarded

[CarlChub]

@JimmyTheKiller Choke on some crumpets and tea, you smelly ass, buck toothed Brit. Enjoy being nothing but a mere subject to a wrinkly, old bitch. Now bow down, peasant. Bow down.

[JimmyTheKiller]

@CarlChub errrr for a start we "brits" get free dental and healthcare so my teeth are probably more likely to be better than yours... Also how the fuck is tea and crumpets something to take the piss out of? They taste fuckin nice.. I'd rather eat that than eat nothing but convenience and fast food all day and weigh about 20 stone you fat cunt!

[CarlChub]

@JimmyTheKiller What makes you even more of an imbecile is that you think your healthcare is "free." And, oh yeah, sorry. Must have forgotten there were no fat people or fast food establishments in England. Your beloved Queen must not allow it. Again, you are nothing more than a peasant that is forced to worship a wrinkly, old hag. How pathetic you are!

Wanna know something? It's a well known fact here in America to never get a handjob from a British bitch, since, well for one thing, your

[JimmyTheKiller]

@CarlChub alright, you're just embarrassing yourself and your nation by how little you know about other countries yet again. No one in england worships the queen. She practically has no power over the country and the only reason the royals are rich is because they own a lot of land. Secondly, american girls are in no way better looking than our ones, maybe more of them bleach their teeth and get plastic surgery but ultimately, white american girls descended from here and europe anyway you idiot!

[CarlChub]

@JimmyTheKiller women are just ghastly. But statistically, British women don't wash their hands after they take shits. Which, needless to say, could lead to some pretty nasty infections.

[MrDeelz97]

i have to say, it PISSES me off when all the americans call them Turtles! they're not turtles! there Tortoises! Fuck sake! there's a difference!......... Nice vid tho anyways :)

[Moonchalice]

People like you renew my faith in human beings. "Yes, let's have a turtle race....I'll build a course...we'll film it for posterity...introduce the contestants...we need flags for the finish line." Hahahaha. Wonderful.

[IamRaWrRiFiC]

I knew I always loved Brits

[MultiChris4000]

cool now i want a turtle LOL

[somnuk1]

to soon

[somnuk1]

thats cute

[20firebird]

ROCKET TURTLEZ!!!!

[cepacol06]

Fred doesnt give a single fuck

[McShr00m]

Meanwhile, in Britain.......

[10ninjaman]

yay victor thumbs up

[aruuraa]

lol amazing video keep it up im glad to see people are doing nice things to animals for fun instead of cruel things...

[blablabla4226]

tortoise 1 win

tortoise' 2 coach asked what happened.

tortoise 2 said that she can't remember the event was fast

[obsessedwithkeys]

lol just put some lettuce at the end...

[robotfight71]

What happened to the turtle on the right?

[swearbears1]

cute

[Jackman74349]

Hoora turtles :)

[mariannegreg]

That is FANTASTIC! Thanks for sharing ...

[matheussousuke]

They were so concerded about the race and video time that they made a small course, what they didn't know was that Victor used Cloud computing, walking faster, then... making the video shorter. X^D

[chessdrag0n2]

my turtle would have kicked ass

[ghostshell999]

Well done Victor!  You smoked those other inferior tortoises at the ancient and noble game of speeds!

[RAIAIAR]

turtle on the left is dead?

[anas7896]

1 of them don't even move

[larrydobleX]

you learned a lesson from the tortoise and the....tortoise?

[newcoolvid27]

My tortoise, nigel, is a baby horsefield and very fast. Once he shot along the tank in about a second. 2 mph, at least.

[fokaral]

best vid on youtube!!!!!!!!!!!! XD XD XD

[btownmxer]

1/4 or 1/8 mile for a turtle

[sharta25]

the last one just lazy

[terminator0405]

i think the one on the left fell asleep...

[NintendogYoshi]

I have two Hermann Tortoises and the male climbs up onto the female to try and get out of his enclosure, he loves climbing on things, normally its shoes lol x

[daturtle9065]

lol

[Koops2245]

slow and steady... WON the race

[Usagibunnneh]

My turtle would have climbed the walls. He's a fiesty one XD

[Emariella]

my red eared slider Aava wouls totally own those guys. shes only about two i think and shes FULL of energy. she could run from my house(usa) all the way to britain, beat those turtles, and come bck in like 5 minutes. . . . ok mabye ten

[armstrongingles]

jajajajajajaja

[sirswedishmike]

this is great!

[ims0coolnotreally]

VICTOR WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[haydenrocks1234555]

dont spoil it

[monkeycrazy840]

clarisa didnt win darn

[ritz60]

hahaha...

[SparkyBoy468]

awsome!loved it go die dan03092

[barnzproductionz]

Cool!

[OliTheShayman]

What a wonderful bunch of testudine officianda.

[Typ17]

My turtle called also Fred. But I think he would be the fastest of all these^^

[TWILIGHT623]

poor clarisa

[jvangilder34]

go go go

[jimmyg992]

Fred And Shelly are GONE,they aint coming back

[iCheckVtec]

wat an epic ending lol...my tortoise probably wud just stand there and take a nap or just say screw this like darkrai's and leave

[m30mmf]

Glad you enjoyed the video. Next year when they are fresh out of hibernation I will make another one in better quality.

[iCheckVtec]

i love tortoises=i love this vid

i miss my tortoise shelly.RIP fred and shelly

[jimmyg992]

shelly haha what a sad life you have

[Herper96]

WTF! What's your problem???

[Randomikkk]

Aw how cute :p, but I think "Fred" (or what you called him / Her The last one introduced)likes to lie in the sun more than racing ^^

[iCheckVtec]

reely?hope u die jimmy

[OneLoveReptiles]

dude what the hell thats mean tortoises are awesome dan

[darkrai777]

if i made a race with my turtles they would just go screw this and climb out the back

[xxanimexx66]

lol darkrai777

[BlueGrassRaven]

Fred was like "yea right"!

LOL

[stevenash18]

Clorisa reminds me of my 8 year old tortoise. She is an addorable African Sulcata. There is a short video of her shot on my phone... and her name is debbie! Nice video by the way

[m30mmf]

R.I.P Fred. You were the best!

[helloperson77]

poor guy

[lookatthetictac]

produced by...... MF....funny.... what does it stand for? I KNOW!!! "MOTHER FUCKAH!"

[m30mmf]

Yeah its actually my initials but often interperated like that

[angiab]

Brilliant fun with entertaining creatures!

[mattloque]

Very good, but they're tortoises. Now you just look silly.

[confusedkain]

Yay! So cute!

[jaycek]

Victor is the PWNZERED TORTI!

[m30mmf]

Isnt he great!!

[adoramusquadscimus]

i love victor. He is my hero!