re: Frederick's Questions

[keshalashay]

1) I would choose to be deaf but can't I just choose death so I won't have to see or hear all the bull shit that goes on? 2) I really don't know because if I catch my parents I probably would've told them to use the condoms unless they was trying to create a little sister for me (that if I was ten years old saying that) If they caught me I would just tell them that I'm a little busy right now and to close the door. 3) If I was being held hostage I would get Ozzy just because he is crazy as hell.

[AngryAussie]

@keshalashay Wear earplugs

[vickiormindyb]

from Mindy-I wouldn't be too upset if my mom walked in on me, but I wouldn't have wanted my dad to.

When he was alive, he barely liked the idea of me kissing a boy. Then, one time, he said I wasn't gonna be allowed to date until I'm 35.

My mom laughed and said 'Eric. That's ridiculous.'

So he said 'All right. Thirty. But that's as low as I go.'

She told me not to worry, he'd soften up, but I wasn't so sure.

He was really protective in that area.

[AngryAussie]

@vickiormindyb Dads always have those ideas ;)

[vickiormindyb]

One: I'd rather be blind, b/c I was when I was born. All I knew was sound and couldn't imagine losing that too. An operation restored my sight to 20/400.

I know a blind person who makes videos. I still don't know how he watches them, but he can prove that he does.

He's watched YOUR videos.

Two: Neither. I didn't even like doing it when the cat was in the same room. I told him he had to put her in another room and he laughed.

Three: I was a hostage in my bank. No way to Ozzy Osbourne

[AngryAussie]

It's literally impossible for a blind person to make videos like mine.

[Dudemeister28]

Ozzy Osbourne for sure man, he'd bite the dudes heads off and run around flailing about with his arms outstreched!!

[AngryAussie]

The drugs make him do all sorts of things.

[Dudemeister28]

Mr.Angry please check ur friend invites, i have an ebil master plan!

[mastermcgovern]

i would liek to see jessica simpson die by the hands of terrorist and be one of those * cough* virgins..

[AngryAussie]

What a disturbing thought

[mastermcgovern]

yes, yes it is

[schme1440]

Surely she would only have to f**k 1 suicide bomber?

[AngryAussie]

1 too many

[MechanicDan69]

PURE GOLD!

[AngryAussie]

Thanks :)

[fordorama1]

haha, Ozzy Osbourne for sure

[AngryAussie]

OK :)

[hackzar]

yer ozzie osbourne

[AngryAussie]

What?

[misscupcake1]

LMAO

i love the way you present yourself

actually you remind me of hughsy.. or hughsey.. that guy that really strains his voice when he speaks. hes on rove alot i think. im not into tv so i kinda dont know what im talking about.

i should make a video doing his voice. even though id burst a few dozen brain cells due to the strain involved, it would be worth it to entertain you, if you happened to give a damn and wanna watch it LMAO

:)

[AngryAussie]

Bursting brain cells would be amusing :)

[HiddenDeathSquad]

yeah its cool how you respond to practically everyone :)

[AngryAussie]

I try to :)

[imaznsmallcock]

i find it nice how you try and reply to all the comments you can.

[AngryAussie]

I do my best

[imaznsmallcock]

what part of syd do you live in?

[AngryAussie]

I live in Melbourne

[HiddenDeathSquad]

id have to go jessica simpson cause im fucked over with both those options wanna die with something attractive in front of me at least

[AngryAussie]

Good logic!

[HiddenDeathSquad]

cheers mate

[MICKTAM12]

lol good joke on the secound answer m8

[AngryAussie]

Thanks :)

[Jomachri]

+ 1 interwebz.

Like Lupina said, your way of saying whatever the hell you're pissed about is cool. <3

[AngryAussie]

It is fun to say

[Jomachri]

Yes, I imagine so. xD

[Jomachri]

I thought it was 72 virgins. D:

[Daye04]

So you have kids with the ex, and now have a girlfriend ..? Am I right?

[AngryAussie]

That is it, yes.

[Daye04]

Okay .. Sorry for the picking in your private life, but I just got really confused =P

[ChrisRmv]

so, you have a girlfriend and you are divorced, how are the kids? No wonder you are angry aussie

[AngryAussie]

all good

[ChrisRmv]

you have two kids, and a girlfriend or a wife? or both?!?!

[AngryAussie]

ex-wife

[LupinaFikmo2]

uug, i love your way telling things :D i love it :D grea great vid :D

[AngryAussie]

Thank you :)

[Neuiko]

Great Video man =] Your Great!

[AngryAussie]

Thanks :)

[Vampe53]

One study (conducted by scientists) that was released recently in so many words said "Well,things are getting warmer here and it's actually cooling down at the ice caps. And we don't have any evidence that points to global warming as the cause but the cause is global warming."

Liberal (not calling names but I never hear any Conservatives screaming about anything but religion) finger pointing by politicians, people who think they're experts and crap studies are why I don't believe in it.

[AngryAussie]

I think you commented on the wrong video.

[Vampe53]

I figured that out as soon as I posted it, I must've accidentally hit the backspace key or something. Sorry about that.

[AngryAussie]

That's OK :)

[VforVerdin]

haha tht was awesome

[AngryAussie]

Thanks :)

[FrogsRFriendsNotFood]

ha ha ha i like your answers. ha ha.

[AngryAussie]

This was a fun response to do.

[marien89]

Yeah I think you do look like Frederick too :P

[AngryAussie]

All Australians look the same.

[orngconty]

r u fredrick, but without the computer generated big eyes and voice, u look like u could b...jkjk, im kinddin dint wrry no1 thinks that...or do they...jkjk

[AngryAussie]

no-one that i know thinks that

[orngconty]

dont wrry, i was just kiddin :)

[medusaandtheworld]

hahaha!!! love the suicide bomber joke!!! XD

[AngryAussie]

As I pointed out, not mine but still very funny.

[Lairial1]

Hahahahahahahha, that was great, especially the ending!

5/5! HA!

[AngryAussie]

Glad you liked it :)

[technoBRAD]

clean your teeth dude plz their not going anywhere for a while so keep em clean

[AngryAussie]

fuck off

[adeafninja]

bahahahahahahaha pwned. Aussie...you make me laugh. stop it. ass.

[AngryAussie]

Dicks like that don't deserve any more effort ;)

[ericerzah]

(at the end) aw man... just one of those laughs that aren't too intense but just keep you lightly and intermittently exhaling and smiling as you stare into space retelling the joke in your head, good oneeee

and good answers btw

[AngryAussie]

Just thought I'd throw that end bit in as a surprise.

[suonatar1]

I just adore your movies!

You probably hear that all the time, but I had to say that.

[AngryAussie]

I don't get tired of hearing it.

[JWAD115]

Dude, you tickle the shit out of me ! You're good !

[AngryAussie]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[BamBamsGurlMoo]

Hey can i pretend to kidnap you so jessica simpson will come and i can kick her ass???

[AngryAussie]

That sounds like an awesome plan! Plus, I could video the girlfight for YouTube!

[BamBamsGurlMoo]

True but it wouldnt be much of a video, i'd only have to punch her once and she'd run off crying cause she broke a nail.

[AngryAussie]

It would be a cage match - she couldn't get away!

[BamBamsGurlMoo]

OOO with Tables Ladders and Chairs?????

[MrMcmancool]

wow weird

[AngryAussie]

always

[zodiacdragoon]

hm...

i'd have to agree with being deaf over blind cause the tech nowadays is amazing! they've managed to innovate a surgical method that can restore hearing to those with what before seemed to be permanent damage.

nice answers for the last one =)

[AngryAussie]

Those are called cochlear implants and interestingly, some deaf people don't like them.

[zodiacdragoon]

i could imagine why. after getting used to living in silence your whole life, being suddenly exposed to sound could be shocking. also, it's not perfected yet, so there are probably some side effects with it

[AngryAussie]

Apparently it sounds like a badly tuned AM radio - really tinny. And some deaf people think it's insulting to them to suggest that they aren't good enough as people unless they can hear.

[zodiacdragoon]

i would agree with that. i actually think that deaf people would have more of an advantage because deaf people acquire the ability to read lips out of pure necessity. deaf people are actually living proof that people can evolve on their own after a rapid change

[GreyAutumn]

more like, people can adapt to new enviroments^^

[Montagraph]

I rather walk in on my parents, cause my Mom was fine! A really hottie! Does that sound a bit sick? If so, look at the source! lol

[AngryAussie]

Well, done mate. Cementing your reputation as a true sicko! ;)

[Texaslobo]

Lets see.. question 1 not funny since I am leaglly blind... no.2, my parents, Dad would nevef gotten any after that(here kid is $20, go see a movie.) & no.3 ozzie. wouls not be able to see Jessie's boobs anyway...

[AngryAussie]

Well, the answers should have gone to Frederick :)

[Kruizinby]

LOL at the entire vid mate ~ well done yet again!

[AngryAussie]

thanks :)

[GreenFox59]

I love how clever that was, great punchline! ^_^

[AngryAussie]

Not mine but everyone seems to appreciate me using it :)

[GreenFox59]

lol, I thought I might of heard that joke somewhere else before... maybe.

[revelcmai]

"Jingle bombs, jingle bombs,

mine blew up you see.

Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me?!

Oh! Jingle bombs, jingle bombs,

US soldiers shot me dead.

The only thing that I have left

is this towel upon my head." - Achmed the Dead Terrorist

"Why not 72 slutty broads who know what the hell they're doing?!" - Walter

"Couldn't help myself." - Me

[AngryAussie]

I did see one comic who used the line "Who wants virgins? Give me one dirty girl from Vegas"

[OhCurt]

Just the thought of the parents thing is traumatic, no matter who's walking in on whom.

LMAO @ that joke. I'm stealing it from you and telling it to everyone I know!

:-D

[AngryAussie]

It's a bloody funny joke.

[N3THof209]

hahaha. nice

i like i like.

[AngryAussie]

glad you liked it

[GroovyStretch]

now that was funny....

[AngryAussie]

thanks :)

[Wormdei]

Who's the comedian you quoted? That was a classic joke!

[AngryAussie]

I don't remember her name - I feel bad about that.

[ufofruit]

I would plead the 5th.......

[LovelyELK]

hahahhahahahahahaa that is a great reason not to die a virgin!!!

[AngryAussie]

It sure is!

[GaloreDefined]

i walked in on my best friends parents having sex when i was 12. it was the worst moment of my life so far! and my theory about terrorists is that yes, they do get a bunch of virgins when they blow up but it ends up that they get stuck with a bunch of guys that are virgins and no girls at all hahah

[theloathlydaddy]

Haha, well that was hilarious, the bit about your dad's pub comments if he caught you having sex had me in stitches!

[AngryAussie]

I think it's the sort of thing he seriously would have done!

[Dwslassls]

Ahahaha! That last part cracked me up!

[AngryAussie]

I thought people might like it.

[TasChic]

OMG.. your freaking brilliant... i thought my answer to fredrick was good but yours is way better!!!

[AngryAussie]

hahahah thanks!

[vivaladil]

I love that last part, brilliant. ;D

[AngryAussie]

I thought people would like that.

[nightwalker83]

Osborne would probably bite the head off the hostage taker! LOL!

[AngryAussie]

hahah MokongX3m just beat you with that one!

[nightwalker83]

Ah well! ;)

[quotagirl]

He came up with REALLY good questions!!!! I hope he does it again to you. Really (!) enjoyed this video. You and Mr. Safety are on a roll. :D

[AngryAussie]

Those were great questions - it made it easy to do the vid.

[mikma]

mikma was here

[de79hill]

or even worse! you could walk in on Seanbedlam having sex! now thats traumatizing!

and could lead to blindness!

[AngryAussie]

So long as he's not having sex with me. He is not a generous lover. (I'm trying to flush him out of hiding by saying things like that)

[MokongX3M]

I'd of voted for Ozzy either way... with any luck he might bite the kidnappers heads off

[AngryAussie]

Another good escape route.

[f0rd3y]

lol

[Yewro2000]

What your dad said made me laugh

and now I know where the Vergins comes from

[AngryAussie]

It's important to know.

[ZSwordProductions]

I lol'd. And fucking a suicide bomber would probably be confusing.

[AngryAussie]

Not something to look forward to.

[Bruced82]

These are some nice answers to serious questions! ;)

[AngryAussie]

I had to put some serious thought into them.

[wezz84]

AAAHHHH ANGRY UR TOO KOOL FOR UR OWN GOOD HAHHAAH

LOVED THE LAST JOKE FOR SURE...

THANKS HEAPS FOR THE RESPONSE.

-Frederick

[AngryAussie]

They were great questions mate :)

[Cherri59]

I walked in on my GRANDPARENTS having sex when I was 14! I went blind for two weeks.

[Lardlad2]

Your GRANDPARENTS?! That must have been a big trauma for you. Poor Cherri59. (Sure you learned how to knock after that, lol)

[AngryAussie]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I'm traumatised just reading your comment!

[kbaylady]

It's lunchtime here, and I sat down to check wassup in your world while eating my sandwich. Now, thanks to you, I almost hurt myself 'cause I laughed so hard. Your vids should come with warnings.

Your vids are still a bright spot in the day! Thanks!

[AngryAussie]

hahahah you should have learned by now!

[Gigolo8]

SO what address do we send the suicide bombers to now Angry? Got personal security? LOL

5*

[AngryAussie]

Actually, they would have a very hard time of it in my neighbourhood.

[Gigolo8]

Hard to get to the head of the line?

[AngryAussie]

That too, but I'm in an orthodox jewish neighbourhood - they'd attract a bit of attention.

[Gigolo8]

Oh shit, LOL, yeah just a wee bit hahaha.

[DemoodAkiva]

Amazingly funny. i was listening to it on my headphones whilst my mum watched the tv and she was just like...what the fuck cos i was laughing so much

[AngryAussie]

hahahah that makes for a good mental image.

[gleegirloz]

Very difficult questions:the first does make a great deal of sense..I suppose you've always got some kind of personal music going on your head anyway! Secondly..strewth you sound just like your old man and thirdly..I dont even want to think about!!!!!Glad to see you're feeling a little calmer (even though Cory's plight is indeed cause for righteous indignity)Did you have tha soothing cup of chamomile (or a pill,lol!) :)

[AngryAussie]

I promised to make some nicer vids after the angry explosion :)

[qiranger]

Maybe, they'll just kill Jessica!

[AngryAussie]

a win-win situation

[dhousley1]

Your answer to the first question totally makes sense. As someone who is legally (not functionally) blind I totally wish there was more technology to deal with sight loss, it's just really expensive to care for (especially here in the US where insurance doesn't help if it's a "preexisting condition" maybe I should do an angry rant one day ^^)

[AngryAussie]

Oh the US medical system must be an endless supply of angry rants.

[Aceswolf]

That was freaking hysterical. :) thanks for the Laugh LOL .

[AngryAussie]

I aim to please :)

[KaiToTheN]

hehe liked it :)

[AngryAussie]

cool!

[OrielFilms]

haha god that was a good ending lol

[AngryAussie]

I had to throw that in!

[PerthPete1]

yeah, I went for deaf before blind, embarrassment before being grossed out, and Ozzy over Jessica, but because I thought he might be more mature than ditzy jessica.

[AngryAussie]

Ohhh, I dunno about mature I think he's damaged his brain back to a 5 year old level.

[sexygeeky]

darlin', if what you said about the woman screaming during sex is true, i highly doubt she's going to kill you. She'll probably do anything in her power to preserve the relationship to keep the sex (yes women are highly selfish this way!)

[AngryAussie]

Well, I like to think I'm slightly more than a sex toy but it''l do for now ;)

[sexygeeky]

i'm sure you are more than a sex toy, but if she's not happy in that one aspect of the relationship, then a lot of other things start to sit precariously on the fence and can go down the tubes very easily. lol, now that i've just scared all the guys who read this, i'll go now... <3 !

[AngryAussie]

hahahah don't make guys feel insecure - it's too easy to make them paranoid.

[RCbasher07]

another top vid mate. it good the way yu take time to reply to yur comments, i know many yuotubers dont and its my thinking thats the reason you make vids.

[AngryAussie]

I do love the interaction.

[RCbasher07]

its the best part of making vids on yutube.

[AngryAussie]

It's why I keep doing it.

[chrisontv88]

I agree with all your answers but for very different reasons. I should be making my response to it tomorrow.

[AngryAussie]

Cool, it's worth doing - they're good questions

[reeiss]

Great smile at the end(3:15)...

[AngryAussie]

I try to disarm people with my smile :)

[shitpickle111]

your vids kick super ass

[AngryAussie]

glad you liked it

[asha3153]

HAHAHAHA "...you think she was being murdered by the way she was screaming"

[AngryAussie]

I know, that was a terrible thing to say.

[yoeeb]

yeh i rather be deaf than blind because u can get a hearing aid

[AngryAussie]

Or a bionic ear!

[webholder]

nice ending joke angry

[AngryAussie]

I liked it :)

[RandomEdd]

I like your answers.