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  • @JamMaster98that comment down there is for you....

  • JamMaster984 have some fucking respect! Its okay to not be a fan, but do you have to put him down? Is it because he would definately knock you the fuck out....yah...thats gotta be it!

  • the tank... hahahahha

  • He can't armbar Werdum Hendo Or Antonio Silva

  • ME!

  • Bas Rutten !

  • haha, funny

  • What CAN'T he armbar?....hmmm...for instance MMA fighters he can't armbar...because he sucks now...The Fedor age is over

  • @JamMaster984 lol your just a butt hurt crybaby that likely lost money betting against him

  • I would throw in the "America needs you" guy.

  • @Kangur08 uncle sam...? You know your shit don't you?

  • @JamMaster984 Yeah him! Sorry, I'm not American :/

  • werdum bigfoot and arona

  • too many people who don't know anything about MMA talks so big.

    but i'd like to see if they could atleast not cry or break a bone if fedor lands a punch on them.

  • lol!

  • 0:09 lol

  • okay , haha !

  • Werdum is a fucking deadman. This bitch just tryes to delay a rematch as long sa it is possible. When Fedor meets him nothing in this fucking world will save him.

  • He should have just slamed werdums shit, rampage style.

  • apparently, he can't armbar werdum =(

  • hmmmmmh lets seeee he can't armbar werdum he can't armbar ricardo arona he can't armbar brock and he can't armbar jds and cain

  • hahaha, the whale is the best one, FINBAR!!

  • LOL.. you kids are crazy

  • An amputee

  • Werdum....Cro Cop...Nogueira......lol

  • @louis1152 Who hasnt beat them?

  • @stronnize in their prime? only fedor was able to. Your boys Cain and dos santos biggest fights were cro cop and big nog though and that was out of their prime....Brock doesnt count as soon as he was exposed and fought a striker he was no longer a threat.

  • Who has he fought to make him the best? His last fight was against a UFC throw away Werdum and he got subbed like a bitch. Werdum wasnt even a top ranked fighter in the UFC. Come on now. Fedor is scared to fight real fighters, lets face it hes a pussy.

  • @stronnize lol your argumentative point is completely invalid because if that is the arguement you would use vs fedor it would obviously apply to pretty much everyone else more so then fedor, if fedor is not the best then who is? will you now jump on the velasquez bus when he has never defended a title and is relatively new, would you say brock is the best? your same point applys who have they fought to make them the best? you have to take the fighters fedor has fought into context

  • @stronnize fedor fought cro cop and nog back when they were on top, they were not in they state they are now, cro cop was doing nothing but knocking everyone out with high kicks, and nog seemed unbeatable, fedor beat them both at their own games, and nog he pulled it off multiple times, maybe fedor lost to werdum but it was a mistake, that is the 1st real time he has without a doubt been beaten legitimately, whether he is the best now or not is irrelevant he is the G.O.A.T.

  • @mmastylez how is getting caught in a triangle choke and tapping a mistake

  • @Julianm233 well because if it was on purpose he would be throwing the fight? lol?

  • @Julianm233 It was only a choke. The old Fedor would have fought that shit till he got out or passed out.

  • what cant fedor armbar? wait fedor can armbar everthing. even chuck norrises nose

  • AND DOWN GOES THE T-REX, HE IS OUT, DOWN GOES THE T-REX!!! I TOLD YOU THIS FIGHT IS NOT GOING THE DISTANCE!

  • mauricio werdum ...:)))

  • @mishulyno87 you are moron.... fucking moron....

  • what cant fedor armbar? brock lesner :)

  • @protorange my ass...

  • @exyle0 he tapped fedor style...one tap..LOL that cyborg fight was almost disgraceful. That chick she fought was pretty hot......be4 the fight anyways...LOL I personally in my own mind believe the fedor fight was fixed. 9-1 odds....thats a pretty good payout!!

  • What CAN'T Fedor armbar?

    Answer: Werdum

  • Fedor is the new Chuck Norris :Þ

  • LMFAO!!! thats awesome

  • Funny seeing Fedor get owned by a guy who was a cast out of the UFC and on top of it doing it with out even landing a single strike in about a minute...LMFAO..See what happens to Fedor when he fights someone legit and not just some bum, nobody who worked at walmarts.. ;) O W N E D. Not only submitted mind you, DOUBLE submitted at the same time..HHAAAA

  • @souless08 I'm not a big Fedor fan but you can't go around acting like he's not good. He's fought plenty of good fighters, I wouldn't call Mirko CroCop, Antonio Noguiera, or Andrei Arlovski bums. And he was just unfortunate and dove into a triangle after knocking Werdum down, that kind of shit happens.

  • @QsKLogic

    He didn't knock Werdum down, not a single punch landed.. Slow mo gifs show that literally nothing landed and Werdum basically fell backwards. This was his gameplan. Watch Fedor's fights with Nogueira.. He takes huge risks diving in and out of his guard and Werdum capitalized on that. It was going to happen someday. Fedor is still the GOAT.. Can't wait to see him vs Hendo in July!

  • @SkyrimOwns that's funny because in a post fight interview Werdum stated that he didn't know what happened after he got hit, his next memory was being told to let go of the triangle.

  • @souless08 yea cuz cro cop and big nog suck...oh wait no Dana white said big nog is the best heavyweight anf Fedor destroyed him and everyone else really now he will just come back like GSP after Serra and thats a scary thought

  • @bboesel002 He is going to come back against who? LOL He is in strikefarce for gods sake...LOL

  • @souless08 true enough, probly werdun or overeem then ufc...i hope

  • :09 is fucking halarious i was DYING laughing!

  • see wot brett rogers did 2 him wen he had little experience? punch after punch after punch

  • He cant arm bar any of the REAL top 10 heavyweights cuz they are all in the UFC! LOL where Fedor was afraid to venture...So he took less money to end his carer safely, beating up 1 nobody a year who either worked at walmarts with no mma skills or was a UFC cast away instead of going somewhere where he could lose and face REAL competition.

  • @souless08 cuz beating nog at his prime TWICE along with mark coleman at his prime TWICE amongst others is beating nobodies

  • @digpic so 4 fights "back in his prime" is your excuse for him being a total pussy now? LOL or are you implying he is old and washed up now and thats why he ducked the best heavyweights in the UFC/mma by going to strikeforce? I mean give me a break...Fedor almost got his ass stomped out by mr nobody, walmart employee the grim..LOL I would hate to see what would happen to him if he fought a real heavyweight from the UFC :)

  • @souless08 there are more than just those 4 fights, and him"ducking" the ufc isnt the reason he didnt go to the ufc, do some research ;)

  • @digpic Oh I did the research.He turned down what would have been the most lucrative MMA contract with UFC and took a fraction of that money by signing strikeforce as an insurance policy to his win column. At least Kimblow had the balls to step into the UFC where every person on earth knew he would get destroyed. Fedor let himself down and every MMA fan who wanted to see the so called best fight the best! The decision was his and his alone he made quite clear and he opted the wussy highway.

  • @souless08 it wasnt even fedor who turned down the ufc, it was his managers, hes part owner of m-1 and m-1 wanted ufc to allow fedor to fight in outside sambo competitions and they wanted ufc to sign other m-1 fighters along with fedor and dana wouldnt have any of that

  • @digpic yes it was fedor who turned it down...he has said he is in FULL CONTROL of his contracts and business dealings and I quote ""“I have full control of all my contracts and my career. I get financial reports all the time. All contracts and all important issues are discussed with me. Everything that I don’t like, Vadim tries to fix for me. I have full control of everything that is going on"" So now you see he opted to be a pussy all by himself..LOL

  • @souless08 u sound like a lesnar fan rofl

  • @digpic You sound like a Fedor fan with your bag of endless excuses ;) LOL

  • @souless08 or maybe "having full control" doesn't necessarily imply automatically signing every stupid contract put in front of you? . . . 

  • @oopalonga tbh, i find it hilarious how everyone here is arguing over who the best fighter is or any of that when the big picture is... they are doing it for the money, you can argue however you want but if money wasn't involved none of them would be there. So, in theory we could say that these fighters are greedy sons of bitches correct?? :) we have high unemployment rates and you are choosing to argue over who's a better fighter? xD i love propaganda.

  • Not really sure I follow you. . .

  • Ahaha. Holy armBar xD

  • lol captain planet

  • hahaha that was great. Oh man, when i saw him armbar the whale i lost it hahaha. Fedor could armbar anything.

  • FinBar LOL

  • <3 mmahumors videos :D

  • ahh the tank

  • he tried to armbar rogers and didn't get it. just saying! lol

  • @MrRoylatham well....Rogers did a great job against fedor, but the results were the same as all of fedors fights...lol, I think the only ones that did an outstanding job against fedor was cro cop, arlovski, and rogers

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THE WHALE

  • Fedor -2

    Nature -0

    FINBAR FTW!!!

    LOL!

  • i rolled around with fedor he couldnt get me in the armber but yet he got the heel hook.i picked him up and slammed him when he tried to take my arm

  • lol

  • finbar lmfao

  • I died of laughter after I saw the whale :D

  • hahahahhahahaha xDDD

  • @SERIOUSCtv Your douche if you believe that ;)

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  • who are you? Happy trees?

  • fedor needs to step up and act like he wants to be the best fighter because until he stopes fighting nobodies and wash ups he will always be 3rd 4th hell 5th 6th best . BE A MAN FEDOR TO BE THE BEST YOU HAVE TO BEAT THE BEST

  • @BCHAPPYTREES And they hyped UFC superstars are the best right?? haha. Take a look at their records and and at what rankings they have fought opponents the last 2 years. Fedor has fought tougher competition than the over hyped HW division in the UFC.

    The man has achieved more in MMA than any other fighter out there, also in Combat Sambo/Judo. If they want to prove they are the best, then come get him,chase him down or are they afraid to lose and lose all value, not being re inv to the UFC.

  • I love it everytime I comment on a Fedor video there is always someone with his balls in their mouth that just has to protect him. Look ive followed his carreer for several years i have seen the "competition" he has faced and while I will agree he probably has no match in sambo, its pretty obvious that there is probably 4 fighters in the "hyped" up hw division that would own him. why would they break contract to chase him. Fedor has been offered money and has no set contract he is afraid

  • @BCHAPPYTREES you didt manage to do, what i told you to do, which makes the obvious, your juggling danas balls in your mounth. Keep in mind, that juggling danas balls, arent healthy for critical thinking.

  • hahah I dont give a shit about dana I do appreciate that he saved a dying sport and was smart enough to put a monopoly on it but dana has nothing to do with fedors matchups other than the fact that fedor ignores every offer he gives him

  • He is the best! They need to step up to him. He is considered the best so they must go to where he's at and challenge him.

  • who says hes the best ?? the chump from cabrini green he just beat?? you??? I say hes 5th or 6th best

  • @BCHAPPYTREES He beat 7 ex ufc champions, crocop in his prime fujiita olympic wrestlers, insane judo like Yoshida who beat royce gracie, he also beat randleman...mark coleman , Fedor has proved himself and with a record like 33-0 it doesnt lie...FEDOR is KING of MMA

  • @sheemsheem 32-1 sorry pull your head out your ass

  • @dvito22 ????? It's basicly 32-0 considering it was an illegal strike in a tournement....Fedor deserves 32-0 and most people respectable people would agree since Fedor is one of the best of our era...

  • @sheemsheem dude loss is a loss and it came from cuts trust me if a doctor feels that a it is safer for you to stop then its a good idea i work with doctors all day

  • @dvito22 dude you are an idiot and dont even know what happend, it was an illegal strike but it happend in a tournment so there is certian things like a victory has to be made so it should be 32-0....Fedor is king!

  • @sheemsheem the loss is to cuts you fucking dumb shit the illegal blow was during a fight with nog resulting in a no contest so it is 32-1-1 and that is offical

  • @dvito22 FEDOR WILL NEVER LOSE!

  • @sheemsheem yea yea same fedor ball hugger talk

  • @sheemsheem dude loss is a loss and it came from cuts trust me if a doctor feels that a it is safer for you to stop then its a good idea i work with doctors all day

  • @dvito22 Yes but it was a cut from an ILLEGAL blow. So the giver not the reciptient of the illegal blow should be penalised. If i was Fedor i'd be seriously annoyed to have that loss on my record.

  • @TehSamo True, too bad it's easier to call you "Fedor nuthugger" or "fucking dumb shit" than admit the obvious and say "I don't know crap about RINGS' rules".

  • @TheLivingHermit1 What the fuck is your problem? No...I don't know much about RINGS rules, however as it has been classified as an ILLEGAL blow, then its obviously against the rules you dumb shit. and so why should Fedor take a loss for someone else's cheating?.

  • @TehSamo Re-read my message I was talking about divito22... If you still don't get it - I was agreeing with you and saying that he called you a "fedor ball hugger" because he doesn't know anything about RINGS rules, but he didn't want to stay quiet (and risk having all the hot girls here think he is a pussy) and called you that instead. Do I need puppets to explain it to you? Hahaha.

  • Are u even discussing this?? I respect Bruce Lee but let's be real, he wouldn't last 10 seconds, Fedor can armbar a fucking tank, imagine what he would do to Bruce Fucking Lee

  • @pedrobrito i dont think you understand how fast and strong bruce lee is

  • Fuck man I laughed so hard on this shit hahahahahahaha

  • Bruce Lee was like half of Fedor's size he wouldn't stand a chance.

  • OMFG the whale in a arm bar and then the fucken tank LOL , wow awesome video

  • ha ha the whale one is hilario

  • LMAO fedor-2 nature-0 haha finbar

  • I seriously think Fedor could kick the shit out of Godzilla... Wouldn't even be close.... Papers would read: GIGANTIC MONSTER TAPS LIKE A BITCH IN THE END OF THE SECOND ROUND

  • @brybry19871987 Rofl XDDD

  • @brybry19871987 ROFLMAO

  • Fedor: if chuck norris and bruce lee had a baby.

  • Risie o'donnel and dolf lundgren

  • He couldnt armbar bruce lee, but if they ever did fight, the world would be destroyed

  • Nogueira... Lol

  • @Theboxr cro cop, babalu, arona,

  • @Theboxr funny but true

  • aaaaaaaaahahaha

  • i bet fedor can't arm bar . . . HIMSELF!

    or mr. fantastic maybe

  • lol

  • that captain planet one is hilarious. he probably couldn't do superman or robo cop. i would like to see him do E.T. with his glowing finger.

  • rofl :D

  • Fedor makes Chuck Norris look like Rosie O'Donnell

  • Quite funny that people still underestimate fedor after he destroyed most of his opponents, did you actualy watch the noguera fight? Fedor #1!!

  • LOL i love the last picture of fedor on jay cutlers body

  • shit is funny :))

  • a quadrepallegic

    or a clone of fedor

  • fedor could armbar a quadraplegic but he probably wouldn't cause he seems like too nice of a guy. he could probably armbar a clone of himself too, because he's fedor

  • @deathbatgirlxxx

    he would armbar a clone of himself, but then realize that his clone has also secured an armbar on him (real fedor).

    dual armbar.

    they would say "gg" then go do shots of vodka.

  • but the clone wouldn't have his years of training =/

  • fedor doesn't need training, he only trains so people don't complain about how he is overpowered.

    its all a ruse.

  • hahahahah, so funny

  • no one fucks with bully bob.

  • Chuck Norris

  • No, Real life bad-asses>>>> Pretend badass Chuck Norris.

  • chuck norris is an actor. fedor is a real-life mma fighter and thus would be victorious

  • chuck norris, like bruce lee, played in movies and tv shows, but he is not just an actor, he is a real fighter and really knows how to fight, and he has won tournaments.

  • but is he the baddest man on the planet? no

  • lol.

  • He fought in Karate point tournaments. Not real fighting. In Chuck Norris' or Bruce Lee's prime, they would have ben slaughtered by an average MMA fighter of today.

  • i'm sure that chuck norris wouldn't win, but bruce lee was the best martial artist to ever live, period. if he were to go full force on anyone, the fight would be over within seconds.

  • lmao@u

  • bull shit? He's the biggest bandwagon i have EVER seen. He may be the most skilled, but he was tiny, good luck beating somebody 100 lbs more than himself.

  • bruce lee has proved that size doesn't matter. and don't say that bruce lee wasn't skilled in anything but stand up, he had black belts in judo and jiu jitsu.

  • I knew somebody would say this.

    Size does matter when both people are very skilled. I understand it not mattering when its lee vs some fat dude. But fedor is amazingly skilled and much larger. Lee wouldn't win..

  • Idk man, chuck norris counted to infinity twice. plus the boogey man has to check under his bed for chuck norris before he goes to bed. Chuck Norris is one bad mothafucka. they say that America was gonna try to put Chuck Norris' face on Mt Rushmore but the granite wasn't hard enough for his man beard

  • did you not get the memo? oh well...

    Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor.

    sorry, sorry - it had to be said.

  • Fedor fucks the shit out of chucks mom.

    i didnt even bother to capitalize his name.

  • lol this is a great idea for a video post. I hope Fedor sees this someday. He'll laugh at it except for the stuff about him armbarring god, he's pretty religious. Besides that he'll enjoy it probably like chuck norris laughs at all of his jokes. FEDOR CAN ARM BAR AIR!!!! FEDOR CAN ARMBAR BROCK LESNAR'S DIVERTICULITUS!!!

  • jack bauer

  • fedor could so armbar jack bauer!

  • Brett Rogers I guess

  • lol

  • well once you've knocked some one the fuck out it doesn't really matter huh? lol

  • he would have if they werent up against the cage

  • I know, it was just a joke. :)

  • @KingObould haha he didnt need to arm bar him, he knocked him out instead

  • He cant armbar steven hawking

  • well technically he could but it wouldn't do much =/

  • himself lol

  • hahaha

  • twice already!

  • yeah becaues hes too busy being a fag and pushing the world down wit his hands when does his fucking pushups.

  • the training doll and the bear were hilarious lol

  • LOL.

  • lol

  • Fedor can't armbar Big Nog

  • since ur double jointed well then he wud just armbar ur leg.