Gman Squad Episode 9 - The Lost Tapes (Half-Life Machinima)

[LordHiggi1]

Man, I wish they would make a 10. Unless, they are. =o

[Gamefather1234]

They who think Gman squad are stupid, are faggots

[shaheen123100]

savory sauces for what for a dick or a asshole

[Nathalik2112]

"I'm dying!"

"Don't worry! I'll save you! -- arh blargh blar blarg I'm also dying!"

[coolsnape]

10 plz?

[TheSonicChaotix]

@coolsnape I think they discontinued it.

[Link123941]

"you know why not?"

"Cause Im a dick?"

"because your an asshole"

"oh i was close..."

"not quite, YOUR ABOUT 180 DEGREES FROM RIGHT, ASSHOLE!"

lmao

[SpireVideoUploader]

09:23-09:37

"Shoot that thing!"

"Don't shoot it!"

"Im taking pie"

"Were going straight!"

"OH SHIT!!!"

*Train hits at the exploding mines and kills everyone on board*

LOL XD

[OmegaWeaponX2]

Goddamn mellifluous faggots seasoning MY pancakes with your.. savory sauces.

[clammaster4]

wait wait i remember this being a bonus video not gman squad 9?

[ihavearedneck14]

my pancakes with your savory sauses because your a ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!

[Shinee20101]

zombie is watching POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!



[IanInTheBawks]

I miss The Gman Squad. :<

[GLaD1138]

Shut your bullshit

[GabrielRm12]

Leegal

[GENNAVISOIN]

teh goood ol days.

[GENNAVISOIN]

ENJOY ( you butt horn.)

[Thoregor]

@GENNAVISOIN i saw that too ! at 00:51 after he says "practice"

[dahoward96]

Crackbone would make a fuckin horrible teacher. But he would get the student's attention easily.

[ATP2555ify]

@dahoward96 I would laugh at him so hard when he starts yelling.

[TDAInsomnia]

what ever happened to crackbone

[MultiZombine]

i miss them messing around on deathmatch:source. |:(

[ROFLFOSHO]

JSXANATOS WHY U NO MAKE EPISODES NO MORE!!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ISLAND!!!!

[1stbn378thregt]

EVERY BODY GET OOOOOOOOOOOOOON THE POOP TRAIN

[mascotmin]

crackbone's the best

[DeltaD36]

Crackbone knows a lot about Politics for an obnoxious a-hole. :o

[K4ssius889]

I WANNA JOIN THE GMAN SQUAD :S

[EazyOleMiss]

you did it wrong!

[hgrunt100]

God damn misses butterworth in your ass hole LAWL.

[KarmaKakes]

I DONT WANNA GET A TICKET!!!

[ohmahgawdfilms]

crackbone was a genius

[OmegaWeaponX2]

It would be so awesome if Valve decided to put Crackbone as a cameo in at least one of their games. Sadly, it may never come to pass :(

[XeroKeeper]

HEY CALM DOWN!!! Your an asshole!!!

*runs off*

*BOOOM!!!*

DICK!!!!

[Helldweller]

"seasoning my pancakes with your savory sauces" best line in the entire video

[spartonater5678]

I hope crackbone didnt get hurt in the norway accident

[kfk3000]

@spartonater5678 Accident? Someone accidently killed 90 people? lol.

[Sefaras690]

thumbs up if you like this members in Gman squad: Crackbone,Xanatos,Boris,Wolfer­,Clyde...oops, that's all i can remember...

[42amphib]

How do i run a half life server for co-op (you most likely get this a lot) but im trying to make one without using the level so codes to switch it PLEASE HELP ME!!!! IM DESPERATE!!!

[iceman78772]

@42amphib You might need a mod.

[aim1029]

where we can download blackmesa map???



[JackIsASpy]

@aim1029 Buy Half Life Deathmatch Source

[usmceflips]

LOL at end special thanks to Carl Winsloww????

[hgrunt100]

Goddamn misses butter in ur ass hole :D

[Ololodin1992]

4:01 was so hilarious.

[mingekiller706]

Gman Squad Episode 6 - "Merry Christmas, you faggots!!"

Gman Squad - Lost Tapes "YOU F(BEEP)TS!!!"

[dakoide]

@mingekiller706 It's funny how they censored all the "fucks" but you can hear crackbone clearly saying: Asshole and faggot lol

[usmceflips]

lol when crackbone said "AND WHY IS IT WHY"

[usmceflips]

"okey most of you know we have been assigned a special mission we need to stop the biggest dick in history" ahhahahahahaahhah

[karanjhalaguy16578]

WTF is with the censoring!!!!!!!!!?!!?!?!!????

[uniocestudios]

"I don't want to get a ticket"

Hilarious! :D

[SwamiEpstein]

I miss Boris the most. His screams are the best part.

[metroidsax1]

why the f*** are you noclipping around?

[IloveXBOXable]

POOP train FTW!!!

[nerdelicious5]

"goddamn mrs butterworth in your asshole"

[EvilLordCanas]

BACK IN MY DAYS WE USED TO USE CROSSBOWS

[yoyoyokiller]

Liston to me in your God Damn Ass Hole...

[jedisociety]

FUCKING METIN 2 AD! It's not fucking worth being in this video.

[Doomtouilas]

Am watching this early in the morning. 2 o clock in fact. Pondering, if I should wait

till dawn so I can laugh my arse off without waking my mom. Or just sit here, having the wonderful feeling of laughter being inprisoned.

...GET DOWN !

'He must be watching Pokémon !' Yes cause Pokémon's the SHIT ! xD

[lufighter]

FIRST COMMENT SINCE IT WAS UPDATED

[jsXanatos]

main power is not on

[TheZombieTerrorist]

@jsXanatos I miss you severely. :(

[iliekchocolatemilk]

those faggots bleeped out the word faggots

[lolwtf9009]

Where's crackbone I miss when he said assholes or faggots ;(

[Cris1466415846]

This Video will show you:

How to make machinima

How to play Half-Life Co-op mode

How to join the G-man Squad

How to blend Half-Life 1 with Counter-Strike and GMOD

OMG CMN I JON THE GMEN SKUAD????? PLZ PLZ PLZ I GUD PLAYER AN I PAY WIT CREDIT CART!!

[monkeynade126]

*sniff* this is what made me buy half life.

[norXmal]

I've heard that Crackbone have moved to America, around Florida or something, he got a job ETC :P

[LastHCompany]

MOAR!!!



[shamel95]

I saw a Call of Duty for kids video, then I remembered about Counter Strike for kids! then I remember about xanatos..now I'm watching GMAN squad again!! yay :D

[theus663]

Finally!



[TheGrasmoker]

Why is the graphics better not 2008-ish? Its like, HIGH END graphics O_O

[Ryfasol]

@TheGrasmoker Look at the original Half-Life game, it looked worse and didn't have physics. This is just the same game on the source engine. Check out Black Mesa source for what you're talking about :P

[LolJesusDied1]

@TheGrasmoker im pretty sure they use gmod in the videos 

[jsXanatos]

hksniper

[OmegaWeaponX2]

Some strange hybrid of asshole AND dick....you know

XD Goddamn asshole I miss Crackbone

[matthewteabag]

fuck machinima i didn't even know this video was out

[DraganDrabic]

GODDAMN MEWE MEWIFULIOUS FAGGOTS SEASONING MY PANCAKES WITH YOUR SAVORY SAUCES

[SamuelKPeter]

Anyone knows EXACTLY what's the name of the credits song? Can't find it anywhere on Incompetech.

[jsXanatos]

@SamuelKPeter it's in the game files for counter-strike

[SamuelKPeter]

@jsXanatos lol

Now that I think about it, makes sense.

[Oxygen97]

4:55 SHUT UP A**HOLE! Always cracks me up. :D

[Sabohaque]

They bleep "fag" now? :O

[norXmal]

I miss Crackbone :(

[InfinantGamers]

@norXmal we all do

[MrBean1911]

@norXmal What happened to him??

[norXmal]

@MrBean1911 Janus Syndicate group is rather Disbanded, Crackbone took his road playing alittle Zombie Panic Source, but also work.

[MrBean1911]

@norXmal Hmm... Well work is important, is he still playing ZP:S? I wanna make an argument with him... And somehow record it.

[wollclark]

Uploaded only three weeks ago? Damn, I never thought this series would ever see the light of day again, I feel somewhat nostalgic.

[CWOLF28]

This was back when Wolfer and Boris were gods

[StarTrekKid729]

Boris: Drop and give me 20!

PushupGuy: 1, 2, 3, Fo, Five

[XGL93]

savory sauces

[CommandoRazor]

Im tired of your bullshit

LOL

[CommandoRazor]

ROFL

[Ninjadude2012]

The jackass of video gaming.some of the Best shit on machinima!!

[madkvideo]

SUP SUP WHATS UUUP

[zeong542]

damn this brings back memories of the first episode. Such a great one.

[HeyLookItsASpah]

I must join

[HemisphereCinema]

main power is not on .... oh wait presses button .... main power is not on....

[TihadBaker]

4:52 is one of my favorite parts.

[jpsheridan95]

i love the gman series all of the episodes "i'm on your roof" definatly one of my favorite quotes

[ROBLOXisthebestparas]

i wish i had half life and these multiplayer shits! :<

[coolerthanu9]

You make me SOOOOOOOOOO angry for denying me as a member in gman squad!

[grayinvisible]

i love the gman squad. i am their biggest fan. in my spare time i write gman squad fanfictions. i draw sexy pictures of them and fantasize about them. i wish I WAS the gman squad (: (: (: (: (: :D :D :D: D: ::D:D:D:D:D: D}WPDO



[alexmeanberg]

What do they use, sven co-op?

[jsvette1]

We're gonna change di-rection! Come on!

NO!

NOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH­HHHH--

[PerfectSSJ4]

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That was scary!

[Shintsu2]

09:24 - 09:37 I lol'ed so hard

[Nygunsons]

THESE CENSONS ARE PISSING ME OFF!!!!!!!!!

[vortigauntfan]

We need more things like this.

[Xerpheus]

This series was priceless.

[Majateka]

2:21 - Abieabieabieabiesdalasdhjkfljh­YUR REELY GUD

[SuperBioFall777]

Crackbone should be a teacher. I would be a genious If he was my teacher. Then I'd get taught a good lesson in why Im a dick and why i cant figure out simple things or do anything right.

[Bruno1020xp]

9!!!!

[mobuslol]

Was Crackbone on Gman squad?

[jaycarmine]

3:32 that machine is being racist.

[weegee1231]

You guys should continue the series

[rawrforbeans]

i dont get it its stupid

[KimPimSlim]

@rawrforbeans why watching it then?...

[TherealMrChristophel]

that ginger woman will be hanna's mum. damn adverts.

[kilswitch2]

ya butt horn.

[Ky1ed]

"He must be watching Pokemon!!!" (at that part,he sounded a little like Caboose from Red v. Blue) lol

[TheGeekful]

5:00 best part.

[krisisbob]

your some strange hybrid of asshole and dick

[sascachuhuan]

one question how the hell do u play the story levels with more ppl?

i still cant figure that out

[Anders2185]

@sascachuhuan It's a co-op mod, which one I don't know

[Shep9250]

@sascachuhuan Easy as heck! Launch HLDMS, then go to the console and change map "Name" Ex. changemap Credits. (They usually have C, on it.) YOU MUST HAVE A SERVER!!!

[DarKcS2]

Howbout you make a new G-man movie.

[yougonnagetrrolled12]

117 watched a japeniese cartoon after this

[ZachiswakTV]

ive been more excited for another gman squad video more than episode 3 :D

[AznGunzPlaya]

the series that started it all. thank you xanatos. fuck you machinima nowadays.

[jiant101]

at 6:04 i thought i got a message on steam and got out of full screen just see that i didnt get a message and feel a little stupid lol

[burninator14]

All the obnoxious homosexuals complained about the use of the word faggot. All my gay friends don't give a fuck. It's the obnoxious ones that are spreading the homophobia.

[pivotman76012]

They censored faggots...FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU­UU-

[orangeoblivion]

Thank you Xanatos.

Thank you.

[CakeIsOssim]

"Goddamn Mrs. Butterworth in your asshole." I lost my shit at that part xD "Seasoning my pancakes...with your...savory sauces."

[xXEViLLSARGEXx]

they Should have Kept The Crackbone Scene

[DantehMan]

The sign-shooting scene made me laugh the hardest. What a bunch of goofs.

[killhaloring]

man i cant wait to...*advertisment pops up and never leaves*

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UU...

[Lufttygger306]

MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO GO TO COURT MARTIAL

[DethrilBlade]

115 peoples didn't have their main power on

[maddog050]

haha crackbone never gets old

[AxleIsBored]

i miss these videos....

[brantbkr]

found out how to skip adds if u be my friend ill tell u how

[ENM173]

@brantbkr You are desperate for internet friends

[chipstix4]

@brantbkr How about no.

[Muskickyoass]

i miss crackbone

[lightiningchaos]

I fucking miss these vids

[LordCorinth]

4:53 is the crackbone part.

thank me later.

[abbadeen]

this was SO worth the weight xD

[vw77]

This is borderline unwatchable.

[Doomtouilas]

I adore crackbones vocabulary xD

[takatoekoe]

omg so funny can i join plz? xd

[Doomtouilas]

@takatoekoe lol was that a serious question? xD

[takatoekoe]

@Doomtouilas yea

[Grifwich]

MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO GO TO COURT MARTIAL

[peber13]

We're not freeman...bye!

[Zacq768]

Who would have thought something so simple could be so funny :P

If i recorded the shit me and a server full of people did in Sven Coop 3.0 id be FAMOUS

[jaymanjohn]

miss the 1st episode where everybody ruins the game ACCORDING to the original storyline..

[supercapo999]

GOD DAMN!!!, I totally miss THIS machinima, FUCK cod and halo.

[AfroKemp]

@supercapo999 There's nothing wrong with Halo :(

[marx12499]

@supercapo999 HELL YEH!!!!!

[KreatorRage]

XANATOAST

[cestrianvlogger]

MOAR!!!!

[camerman12345]

more G-man Episodes please

[aeroaa2]

STUPID

[sergiostudios]

hey i get it this is a clip show :)

[awarenessis]

So this is where our taxpayer money is going. Governmental psy-ops video used to restructure our brains with nonsense

[MrShpigun]

i miss Crackbone

[TheHarmAlarm]

Love crackbone