A Special Reading from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

[babelfish424]

chest beating retard... brilliant

[TheZeatt]

ahhh i can see it again :))))

thu soo much its so funny

[4really2baked0]

@BooNube No you dumb ass, 300 people liked it, out of 50,000.

Tough titty love indeed, loser.

[BooNube]

@4really2baked0 Listen White Night. I know my videos can't possibly compete with such classics as your favourited 'Yelena Isenbayeva Butt N Cameltoe', but get this: not everyone who likes a video has to click thumbs up. Furthermore, not every chest-beating retard with a keyboard who dislikes a video feels the need to spew their verbal diarrhea at the screen instead of finding something better to do. Now shut up and go jack off over Yelena Isinbayeva's cunt flaps, you pathetic turd.

[ropgksrs]

hahahahahhaha thats sooooooooo funnnnnnnnnny !

[guildfordrunner]

ahahaah funny as

[talzmistle]

HOLY CRAP, what did I just watch? I love Stephen Fry but.... this is just funny, in a really disgusting way.

[sharonmary]

that is brilliant! So funny, i think stephen would laugh himself silly at this!

[SophieSkittles888]

HAHAHAAAA

[DirtyGinge101]

haha clever

[angieicepop]

Hahaaa

x

[AnE000002]

anybody know someone who has the actual audiobook? swap it with this.

[Ollievarium]

@BooNube If you make another one, I suggest you use 'winky' to your advantage=p

[stoker8871]

That was so damn funny!!

I was choking!!

[Phoeby]

Has anyone sent a link to stephen fry's hompage about this? I'm pretty sure he would fall off his chair laughing! that's so brilliant!

[TheZeatt]

omg so funny

[MegaTeacher25]

A lot fuss just a wank.

[l2arkl34ndit]

omg epic!!

[Ollievarium]

Better than the real audio book! (For comedy purposes) =p

[rrtransformers]

Lol, wtf?!

[capgemo]

ROFL!!!!! That was hilarious!!!! I wonder, what Stephen Fry would say to that :) :) :)

[lucke001]

o my god you just copied and paste it? I think you paid stephen to say all that xD

[wingedhamham]

That was so pro and freakin' hilarious. 100^10000 brownie points to you.

[michaelw2711]

lol this is great jo would laugh at this ;P

[starry4sky]

OMG just hilarious!!

[memmabaker]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[123jokaa]

loooooooool

[UKFabMan]

Haha

[TheSweetRevenge]

so this was cut & paste? good job xD

[mikeshbrunell]

hillarious, although you have far too much time on your hands

[an2734]

OMG!

HAHAHAHA

[jazzmavrik]

this is seriously funny! a was creesed the whole way through!

[Bigfatbutterfly02]

hahah

[lucke001]

LOL AHAHAHHAHHAHAA BEST

[RoTTonMeLoNMaN187]

Oh dear....

Lol

[prettythings89]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA­HAAAA! Absolute CLASS, and excellent sound quality! Mooooooooooooooore!

[pukinpunk]

hahahahaha

[MCA3M0C]

soooo good xDD

[Botation]

haha

[SamCropper]

This is just great :)

[loveRussBrand]

haha

[AlexLay08]

LOLL

[tiSoCOOL9]

hahha. i love harry potter but that's disgusting so why am i laughing. no idea.

[ILoveEDDSWORLD13]

HOLY SHIT! i'll never look at stephen fry the same way ever again! :'(

[jmaklong]

It's actually very well-done for a parody!

[TaraBuzzyBee]

LMAO XD

[Ridethatbuffalo]

Ahhaa! I wonder how long it took to cut this perfectly... it's way better than most things like this. Actually sounds like he's saying it D=

[rudiecantfail13]

haha this just isn't right =P

[twnoodle]

i spill it on the sheets all the time

[9FGEL1]

lol at first i disapproved, but it got progressively funnier... good work man

[No1ShamelessFan]

most amusing! =)

[QueenOfTheKelpies]

He'd have a fit if he watched this.

[Kirstenmilton]

why

[Themanofchan]

why not?

[Miles00X]

How did you get clips of Stephen fry saying this stuff?! Lol very err crude still funny though

[CancerousAids]

Black leather cunt?

I like!

[stingy1sam]

hahah almost seamless

[Tashaissogreatlike]

haha nice one!!

[MamaSomari]

What's with the 36 second intro? Nobody wants to watch that crap. Credits and other stuff are supposed to go into the end.

[BooNube]

It's had over 30,000 views and you're the first to complain about the intro.

I'll put my credits wherever I like, thanks. I thought it was important to establish credit to Cassetteboy.

If you don't like it, feel absolutely 100% free to fuck off and watch something else.

[ElderVanBuren]

Woohoo! You go boonube!

[YerMumsAWhat]

Ermm... its kinda juvenile....

[loserfreak92]

Very Juvenile.

[BooNube]

No kidding. And there was me trying to be the next James Joyce.

[LordJashin]

Oh my god! Im traumatized for the rest of my life.... .___.

[tjdude88]

I wonder if Stephen Fry liked recording this

[Briarstudios]

THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING HAA

[natty444]

Oh my God this is one of the funnist things I have ever heard!!!

[KathrynJanette]

errr. it is funny.

but it's strange hearing stephen fry saying these things!! ahh

[KeithUnderneath]

Absolute fucking genius. Well done!

ps. has any one out there read any of Stephen Frys novels? This sounds a bit like something he would write.

Read "the hippopotamus" its the best book Ive read in ages.

[IateMasterCheif]

i dnt care who invented it, they are all funny

[wellingtonbosharpe]

oh sorry yeah, what I meant to say was dirty potter is funnier.

[BooNube]

This from someone who's never uploaded a video. Let's see how hilarious you can be - or was that witty comment the sum-total of your comedic genius?

[wellingtonbosharpe]

a rip off of dirty potter

[BooNube]

Yeah, that's right. Cassetteboy saw Dirty Potter, built a time machine and then went back and made this months before the first Dirty Potter came out.

[treklemmer]

omg xD This is excellent! xD The ultimate fan fiction xD

[narutofangurl]

Oh my GOD XD

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen! You're aweome for making this!!

[Treemeadow]

Where did he get my fanfiction from???

[NoNameArtist89]

What are the words at the beginning?

"Harry Potter and the black... leather... cat"????

[zio5q]

cunt*

[whysignup6]

cut and paste mulitiple word thers school and funk cut and paste = spunk

[LolImEthan]

LOL!!!

[toberses11]

when has fry ever said dick and kunt

[reigninspain]

Are u serious?

[CrabWhaleAndMe]

OMG. xD

[pantslesswrock]

Brilliant. Absolutely hilarious. It's Stephen Fry reading it that makes it so great.

[Southenisland]

I think I just pissed myself from laughing so hard. This is brill, great work!

[sistermorphine17]

Absolutely brill xP

[suzyplanet]

haha! that must of taken a lot of editing

[DanaVMBVSDDM]

No problem, I think it's okay now! That was frickin hilarious!! I didn't know Stephen Fry had such a dirty side... Hmmm...

Thank you!! Nice to know i was the 24,000th viewer!!

[doynsc]

bloody genius

[DanaVMBVSDDM]

Can you pretty please (with sugar on it) send me this? Youtube is acting funky and I got to Harry staring at his Voldy Destructor Junior and the stupid thing stopped! I have to listen to this!!

[dylanc117]

DUDE! THAT WAS GREAT!

[penguinyay]

god ure a well good editor

[ElliissBaiirrdd]

LMAOO

hillarious

[AnObscureProduction]

Hahaha, brilliant!

[Oscar301]

I can imagine Stephen Fry doin this for real!

[CujoTutina500ftw]

hahahah

[youvebeenthunderstru]

Why is this "not suitable for children"? It's obviously suitable...

[mesimarja]

Brilliant!

[playerdrake2]

u cant say that about harry potter

just kidding that was funny lol

[aidencurl]

thats funny :)

[moviescorereview]

that was funny

[LOLGASP]

lol wow...

[humbug5678]

yes it was meant to be a compliment :)

[jameslewisgd]

Bravo!!

[moochy]

So funny. It sounds so genuine.

[samstokes]

tha's Stephen's voice, all right... but it is of my understanding that it's a voice clip collage

[BooNube]

You're right.

[samstokes]

well, it's a pretty good one... it's been a while since i last heard a good one...

what program did you use?

[BooNube]

Audacity (which you can download for free - just google it). I only did the intro and video for this one - Cassetteboy did the rest. I'm working on a new one at the moment.

[humbug5678]

oh mygod is this real (obviously not the real story but is it really stephen fry saying those words lol) fucking halarious and pat on the back for the makers :) x

[BooNube]

Yes, Stephen Fry said all the words - just not in that order ;)

[TrampolineRasslingUK]

LOL

Stephen fry is awsome...

and i actually was rollinh on the floor laughing.... so funny.

[BooNube]

:) Glad you enjoyed it.

[SamCropper]

wow. i thought this would be so shite but it was AWESOME!!!

[BooNube]

I'm going to go out on a limb and take that as a compliment. :P

[barlenzo]

this is so funny tho

[barlenzo]

stephen fry's audio readings are so much better than jim dales, jim dale's vernon dursely and cornelius fudge are ridiculous

[SamCropper]

i agree.

[92Lover]

That was suks

[BooNube]

I guess thats why 141 people have favorited it.

[InvertedNecroSatan]

We should do compilation where Stephen Fry and Jim Dale get it ON and have big Harry Potter orgy!

(I only have the audiobooks read by jim)

[BooNube]

Now there's a thought! Put it this way - if you feel like doing the Jim Dale half, I'm definitely up for having a go at the Stephen Fry parts.

[InvertedNecroSatan]

I fucking lol'd

I do something similar to this check out dirtypotter dot com or my video.

Keep it up it's epic.

[popoitim]

is this an insult to Harry Potter?

[BooNube]

No, just a bit of fun. I like HP.

[gamerlegend]

Normally i'd say your an asshole but on this occasion it was funny good job

[lilxmissxjen]

BAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

omg thats sooo funnny

 good job XD

[OddSalma]

Haha , that is soo wrong~

[blackcat355]

lol well done XD

[LippyBen]

HAHA

[piemasta64]

sooooooooooooooo funny. make a sequel.

[BooNube]

Already am :P

[slaternater8]

That is the funniest thing I have ever heard!!!!

[bbudab]

OMG!! I want to be sick i laughed so hard

[woodgatejack]

WRONG!!!

But funny as fuck!

[LippyProductions]

I LOLED.

[Spoonerism2501]

Oh sweet jesus that is a work of sheer genius :D Sick, sick and wrong. Excellent work :D

[Stinkyfart]

Ow! My Stomach hurts, I can't breathe. I nearly fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard! Thank you, I needed a good laugh.

[tartanheadband]

That is HILARIOUS lmao

[Jenthecrazygirl]

OH GOD! I CAN'T BREATHE!! XD

[blackcat355]

lol oh my, stephen... what have you been reading?

well made

[tombrazel]

that is actually really good. stephen fry's inserts work so well its unbelievable

[TheReluctantKing]

Not sure what catholicism has to do with it...

...Though didn't they burn witch's?

[666vickyrob]

No they didn't burn them they were hung or let off.

[TheReluctantKing]

I don't find this offensive at all. It's clever enough to sound like Stephen Fry is actually saying the rude add ins. So that's more funny to me than the actual content. But come on, Harry Potter is plagiarism anyway.

Now if there were hand drawn pictures or cartoons to go with it...

[deadzoner]

Oh, Stephen.

[Tangentbordsblues]

Not only God, but also Mr. Easterbunny and Santa finds this video offensive! :(

[BooNube]

God, the Easterbunny and Santa should have read the warning at the start of the movie.

[singchef]

LMAO!

[LostLilith]

Jim Dale actaully was the narrator for the audio book. funny as hell though

[BooNube]

Jim Dale narrated the US versions, Stephen Fry narrated the British ones. Glad you liked it though.

[bunnyfist]

lmao 2x

[brighty1980]

that was sick i almost vomited,

mind you it wasnt funny at all

[BooNube]

The idea of masturbation makes you vomit? What are you, a Catholic?

[Beaglelove99]

chyeah you know what? That almost made me throw up and guess what smart-alec, i'm CATHOLIC!

[BooNube]

If you're Catholic, you'll forgive me. :) Have a great day.

[Beaglelove99]

chyeah i will. but don't say bad stuff about my religion.

[BooNube]

What bad stuff did I say about your religion? Other than that Catholics are generally easily offended by sexual topics, which you've proved to be true? Take it easy...I've got nothing against your religion or anyone else's. I put this video up cause I thought people who like that kind of humor would get a kick out of it. Nothing else to it.

[Beaglelove99]

i know i know. but a lot of people are like CAHOLICS ARE EVIL!!! so it ticks me off. sorry i took it the wrong way. i thought youwere saying bad stuff.

[BooNube]

No worries.

[stephibobz]

fuckin hilarious!!!

[theamazingnerd]

LMAO: "Though I can read this" "Harry Potter and the Black Leather Cunt?"

[nobbysnuts100]

haha funny as

[mzcrazyhunnii]

there was no need for that.

[Jill333]

what the... It sounds like Harry's masturbating...

[dragonda]

no shit

[beababy2626]

THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO CREEPY!

[BooNube]

'That' has a name. Stephen Fry. :)

[metalmeisje]

oh dear.

[chickj0600]

O_O lol!

[JustCallMeElizabeth]

That was one of the worst videos I've ever watched on YouTube.

[BooNube]

Remind me to introduce you to Chad Warden...

[CanadianDude]

....

[lazycheskie]

oh my harry potter childhood has now been stolen!!! haha. good stuff. good stuff..

[snapesnogger]

oh god thats terrible! XD

[BooNube]

But you like Snape! The very embodiment of eeeeevil.

[whatthefuckbenj]

ROTFL this is hilarious!!

[ThatSweetLittleFreak]

*is not sure whether to laugh or die*

[zetsoubeki]

Aahahhahahah oh godddddddddddddddd........

[wuasaby]

that was.. eeww, lol... but whatever.... funny but not funny lol

[AudreyN]

Euhg, it was like a horribly written PWP on the Pit.

Well done! : D