~Tom Gets Owned~

[ldyson8]

There's some of that "no real matter" for ya Paris

[zev007]

Oh yeah.

[Charliegone]

The Doctor is my favorite character on STV.

[MrTimothytim]

ahw man remember how L:MAO watching this ep

[Yonkage]

Press 3, 4, or 5 to see Tom get slapped.

Press 6 for "Oh Yeah."

[treker2379]

Press 4

[MrSalambard]

What's this music? XD

I need it!

[MrSalambard]

HEADSHOT!!

Dmg: 546hp

[ihateDKrazzyGuy]

lol he got slapped

[hckia]

Well, I guess there's real matter involved...

[xbox780xking]

The face on Kes after he slaps him is like "DAM!"

[MrShaunh77]

baggsy 421k viewer !

[MrShaunh77]

@MrShaunh77 i mean 41k XD

[Robikus]

The slap was to show Tom that holographic projections can exert force proving the procedure will work. Want 'pwning' him but it was pretty cool still. Now if we could just get Wesley Crusher gang raped by a roving band of gay Klingons I'd be happy.

[FirewallAndFlush]

thumbs up if you sat there slapping tom with the 3 button for every smart Alec comment he ever contrived..

[emberpool]

I actually thought about Twix and Ferris Bueller when I heard the music.

[kylehulton]

The number 3 is now my favorite button on this here control panel

[INTPTT]

I like Tom, but this is awesome. Perfect response.

[stargatelover007]

First time I saw it..(what was yesterday) I laughed my pants off XD

[projectstarlancer]

Brightslap



[Fuleadeare]

Poor tom. Why does everyone hate him so?

Although it IS fun to watch the Doc own him like that.

[ProbieDee]

@Fuleadeare Not everyone hates Tom ( I personally think he's awesome).

It was rude of him though I mean poor Doctor, I'd have slapped Paris too tbh. Haha I nearly wet myself laughing at this.

[PhoenixMW]

Do it again and again and again xD

[Onjivan23]

P: 8B "dars no weal mattar invoved"

D: >8(...*SLAP* "Hey! Real matter, what do ya know!"

[BobbyTubes]

Bahahaha I've never noticed the look on Kes' face after The Doctor slaps Tom.

[Coollimes]

kes' face at 0:28 haha

[HordrissTheConfuser]

Done with surgical precision, no less!

[Arnumdrusk]

Press 3 for the normal slap

Press 4 for the slowed down slap

Press 5 for the super slow slap

Spam whichever button you like ^_^

[spyro303]

@Arnumdrusk aahahahah my 3 key is starting to wear out

[mirataku1]

keep pressing 3 lol

[Shaprika]

@mirataku1 LMFAO YOU, sir, are a GENIUS!! I think I need a new 3 key... =(

[mirataku1]

@Shaprika makes me feel alot better after a hard day =3

[ianhalen1000]

0:13!!

[stsars13]

To be a doctor in the Federation u must master the b*tch slap first. XD

[modestiny85]

@stsars13 damn right watch?v=1jlR5HN9bOY&feature=re­lated

[randomface54]

Uber pwnage!!! why wasn't this just looped over and over in the episode endgame instead of the dross that they thought constituted an ending?

[Crazydog7]

The Doctor was the best part of that show. Someone needed to that to Tom more often.

[angrydead]

Personally I would have gone with tell that to Kess here when I had her groaning all night long.....along with your mother.

[Rainb0wSeven]

And this is why the Doctor was the best character on Voyager!

[Holodiction]

What makes this so funny is that it looks like he was planning to slap Tom even before he said that XD

[Thronsohn]

this should have happened in every episode. i like wesley more than tom paris.

[ianhalen1000]

Ha! The Doc totally owns Tom.

He could make him his bottom bitch.

[ianhalen1000]

Wouldn't it have been GREAT if the writers cut out WHY The Doctor slapped Tom and just had him slap him for no reason other than him being a rude bitch?!

[jamest35]

"holograms just photon's huh? you felt that didnt ya?"

[nextgeneration456]

hahahahaha wow

[stonebridge999]

HAHAHA, great choice of music

[nathana512]

what episode is this from? i dont remember this :(

[jabathehutt5555]

0:13 Wers ma money bitch?

[TheHealthJunkie]

The expression on Kes's face makes me wanna masturbate.

[liptonBlueBirdAdd]

@TheHealthJunkie Me too!

[03jkeeley]

the doctor is the best

[Nothruzem]

@03jkeeley Sorry but I have to disagree, Vic Vontaine from DS9 was the best!

[ss3man1]

AHAHAA

[vdjklhjdosfrigierugh]

Fear the Doctor's Pimp Hand!

[Tubyubber]

@vdjklhjdosfrigierugh yup!

[ariestiger]

Instafave!

[DarkestofTimes]

xD so awesome the doctor is a beast lol i thought ferris bueller was about to start

[IonicGell200]

Kes' face lol

[Pandasrule19]

Please state the nature of the need-a-pimp-slap emergency.

[FlippinBooks]

YAY! One of my favorite Voyager moments ever. I love the look on Kes' face at 0:15.

I kind of wish the Doc had stayed this snarky for the rest of the series. He was always a great character, but he was much funnier when he was a complete jerk. :D

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

Tom deserves this once an episode :P

[Rompcom]

computer, activate EPH (Emergency Pimp Hand)

[jkeelsnc]

Hilarious! The Doctor is the shit here. LOL

[Rainb0wSeven]

@jkeelsnc

Dude, The Doctor is the shit EVERYWHERE!

[blazethekiller11]

owned

[jmm1233]

telling the Doctor that holograms don't matter is the wrong thing to do

[cballsack]

This might be the best fan-based edited Star Trek clip ever.

[FireStorm4131]

0:13 Tom's face

0:15 Kes's face

[AtenRa]

My jaw dropped. That was pure brilliance.

[Neurotoast]

OH NO HE DIDN'T!

[kerrt0437]

lmao! OWNED!

[TheLastSpartan015]

HAHAHAHAHAHA TOM GOT BITCH SLAPPED!

[NewlyCelebrities]

LOL funny XD

[NotaFro]

That wasn't a stage slap, they actually connected, which makes it all the more funny!

[sbrenn]

@NotaFro

There is no such thing as a "stage slap" as in an "air slap". Slaps are always real. It's all technique for it not to hurt.

Punches are another thing.

[NotaFro]

I feel a bit of a prat. I must've been thinking of punches or else forgotten the many times I've been slapped in the name of drama (which did hurt, but only because the girl kept insisting on practicing - I think it was thereputic for her).

Anyway, thanks for pointing it out and reminding me that I wrote this comment.

[trunksss5]

@NotaFro

see the ripples :D

[bamapagedesign]

@NotaFro If you want a stage slap to look legit, you have to make contact with the face. You're not so much hitting it, but grazing across it.

[molewizard]

@NotaFro You do connect on a stage slap. That was a stage slap.

[Storms11]

@NotaFro it's film...not stage so no stage slap.

[RoastingPotPieMonkey]

lol what episode was that?

[darkdamsen]

it was like episode 3 or something like that, i remember because neelix gets his lungs removed really early in the series.

[pinkuggboots1]

Heha> That was a very funny scene. What ya dont see is the doc tell Tom to slap him back and tom just gives him the biggest slap ever!

[Echosofthemind]

The look Kess is giving him is so funny!

[AlyssaRosey]

thats so cool

[leeham991]

*slap*

Omg, best scene ever!

[evilegg288]

Robert Picardo has the best deadpan delivery ever.

[inkypaws]

The doctor wasn't mad at him, he was explaining how holograms can be solid or you can pass through them... Heheh. :)

[CinnamonTheDinosaur]

OWNED! This is great :P

[pinkuggboots1]

Tom deserved that? Ok whatever...lol. That was a funny as scence... The doctor always has good comebacks. But what you dont get to see is where the doctor makes adjustments to his holo-matrix and then asks Tom to slap him, then Tom just pulls his arm right back to give the doc all he has... lo. Very funny, thats from Motal Coil right? Funny scene :) 100%

[HappyJake100]

ferris beauler?

[kardentyrell]

oh man I forgot where the original music was from xD

[concujak]

wasnt it for diet coke? Cindy crawford?

[dreamsavvy]

No, it became famous after being in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"

Though I think it was also in a Diet Pepsi commercial more recently...

~Dreamsavvy~

[fryersoncaptain]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Tom deserved that. Go EMH!

[aeyana78]

bwaaaaaahaaaaaaa!!!! The only thing better than this would be if there were shots of him getting bitchslapped by other crewmates. thanks.

[thewewguy8t88]

kes's reaction was funny.

[astorm13298]

the doc is always fixen them up lol

[JohnMazza316]

Holo Doc is the best!

[albee1000]

You know what this reminds me of? Charlie Murphy and Rick James.

"What did the hologram say to Tom Paris? SLAP!"

[TangomanX2008]

Basically the Holodec wanted to show how a hologram, which is basically a bunch of light, can interact with matter. He just happened to choose a slap to make the issue hit home (pardon the pun).

[soldiergirl84]

I can just imagine how many takes they could have done of that.

"That didn't feel right, let me try it again". SLAP!

"No, still didn't feel right, let me try again." SLAP!

[GasSnake2003]

lolololol

[sammycut1]

I'd totally love to have done that. Not because Tom is bad, but because he's hot!

[jobestyle]

PWN!!!

[trekhead1]

look at kes's face after the doctor slaps him...rofl

[thewewguy8t88]

i was just thinking that.

[Kimmiie11]

which espisode is that?

[Tzimnewman4]

Bitch Slap!!

[Makell]

OMG I love every second of it hahaha

[GoWithTh3Flow]

I so did not expect that!

[moralllo]

lol that was funny

[danininjawarrior]

*falls to floor laughing* OMG! Hillarious!!! The Doc Rocks!

[trekeee]

funny.

[LordTyrannus]

lol. this is funny because it proves a point. If there was no matter involved Paris wouldn't have felt that slap.

[wawawoolf]

hee hee hee... how could i forget about that scene... brilliant. thanks for making me laugh on a monday morning!

[ssrider7]

the song is from simpsons-DUFFMAN...HAHAHA.--OH­HHYEAHHHH

[undeadboll]

i lol'd just as much at this as i did as wesley crusher gets owned

[STARLIGHT5000]

not 1, not 2, oh not 3, but 4 owns, nice roflmao

[CounessEj]

lol

[Zebonka]

What is that song?? I need it desperately.

[FekLeyrTarg]

"Oh yeah" by yello.

[JigSawXY]

priceless xD

[KommissarMakita]

Lol does this FEEL like matter to you!

[basser]

Hahaha without all the episode/series context it's like the Doctor's just slapping Tom to get him to shut the hell up. "Who the fuck asked you?" *slap* Learn to keep yer trap shut Tom lol.

[Nightshade4711]

the Doctor, in giving Tom an example, OWNED him hahahaha

[katie2sky]

When the doctor's scolding and smart holographic brain fail, he uses the dangerous stunt of Slapping!!! End of Story

[Nightshade4711]

LMAO!! you're comment is funny

[AW47]

That's awesome, so I awesome I did one called 'Janeway gets owned' lol

[kyashi1024]

haha, I didnt even notice Kes's reaction the first times I watched this. Made it even funnier!

[SpaceEmperorDarrell]

omg...i didnt even see that! hahaha

[Asperger1993]

I don't think the slap was real, so Robert McNeil must have been warned, but I don't think Jenifer Lien was

[ESmp40]

what is that song i must know it?!! :)

[youcantuneapiano]

star trek owns

[Saiyanprince1114]

What font was that you used at the end?

[Tevne]

That's gotta be one of those moments where you wonder if some of the actors didn't know what was coming. Like "yeah, he's gonna do... something... *snicker* and then move on."

[ScienceFictionJunky]

Look at Kes, totally stunned lol

[DaveSimonH]

Toms reaction is priceless lol

[luckdragon88]

LMFAO!

[takomaguy]

LOL!!! Who's the bitch now!?!?!

[operationcwaI789789]

What did the five fingers say to the face?

[qweeny07]

lmao. Tom's face was like: OMG

[USSPotter]

So is Kes' face. OHH YEAHH!

[Xero328]

STFU Paris.  Go get your little steering wheel, and try to pry eyes off Kes's hot bod.

[Sniper77897]

IMAO OWNED!!!!!!

[kanenkitten]

owned by a hologram!

Oh the Humanity!

[Nuclearwombat699]

So funny and random.

[la214la]

LOL!

That was hilarious!

[thereminia]

The song is "Oh Yeah" by the band Yello.

[gears2777]

lolz!!

[DangerouslySavvy]

LOL!

[MissCourtneyRoss]

Kes is like WTF? lol

[Setka1982]

haha :13

[GhostLink92]

Lol. This was on today.

[darkdamsen]

when i first saw tom getting smacked by the doctor i laughed so hard. it was brillient.

[thef1fan]

love tom and kes's reaction !

[pondjr]

buzzzing

[Jiffybob47]

'the safety word is banana' LoL

[FleetAdmiral08]

Nice, LOL, and what was that font at the end???

[AnimeExtreme]

LOL

hahaha i lve this video!

[VertebreakerXJS]

the first slow down is funny lol

[christianbrink1985]

take that Paris

[ScienceFictionJunky]

That was fantastic, I love the slap sound when slowed down, sounds great.

[VoyagerFan640]

hahahaah LOL!!

[RdtheLiterature]

that was pretty unmaschuline of the doctor.

[golfclubwwe]

Oh dear the Tom fangirls aren't gonna be happy about that =D lol! Go Doc!

[b33jal]

hahaha paras got pWnd!

[uberlutra]

HAHAHAHA okay that was awesome. My roomie is giving me weird looks because I'm sitting in front of my computer giggling like a loon.

oh yeahhhh

[Scottttocs1121]

this is the best!! i love Kes's face

[csigirl666]

funny

[kjg28]

Wow oh wow, I HAVE to see this ep! Duh Tom!! Actually, it would be really cool to see this clip back to back with Dr. Crusher from TNG slapping Wesley in sick bay...oddly reminiscent and equally hillarious.

[Kahiara]

Looool!!!