Samsung Commercial - Ozzy

[Necraix]

THE ACTUAL FUCK, HE TEXTED HE BLACK GUY AND MY PHONE WENT OFF AND HUNG UP BY ITSELF D: <3

[Bruninha90021]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ozzy é um barato ...kkkkkk imaginei ele a terapia inteira falando via mensagem kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[rockonforever92]

I thought he said "I wanna see your bollox" xD

[starwarstom12]

worker:how may i take ur order? ozzy:dont u no me? worker:oh right!ur that old women in the cat food comercial! ozzy:(bleep)U DUDE (walks out)

[TheThebeast88]

i understand him clearly

[Kidozzy4]

I think I might be messed up cuz I can understand him............... OZZY IS THE BEST I hate when people make fun of him cuz he "can't talk" IT'S CALLED AN ENGLISH ACCENT PEOPLE ...............I don't give a damn about what people think.......I LOVE OZZY OSBOURNE

[sherlockkoleno]

its weird how i can understand him

[bitchkaca66]

LMFAOO

[TKGoat]

Ozzy is only understandable when he sings lol

[TheAlphafly]

I don't get it. Ozzy passed 50 of his 60 years taking drugs and alcohol, screaming FUCK YOU! KISS MY FUCKING ASS! And telling that he was the prince of darkness singing blaspheme songs and now he is on tv doing a commercial for Samsung, Pepsi...

We are really led by evil people...

[TheHaileyy69]

I have that phone (:

[julesbrasas]

Batman, the dark knight, was inspired on him.

Couldn't get a word!

[vidalokalp1]

hamhamhamhamha tisupf

[heresjohnny1231]

"That's disturbing Ozzy..."

[Holy1996Shit]

Ozzy is f+n marvelous, love him!!)

[pretty6060]

its funny, how ozzy cant realy speak very well but when he sings u can understand every word

[LordVili]

@pretty6060 That's because when singing, he already knows what to say. When he normally talks it's gibberish, but hey, Try doing LSD for 3 months and then talk normally.

[horriblequin]

@pretty6060 OZZY really can speak good in english he just like make joke of the people speaking bad with his Birmingham accent and through his teeth

[MrBuddlover]

i do drugs and own a samsung, life cant get better.

[Dearhunter43]

Ozzy after the dentist

[johndoe590]

that totally funny

[driverx111]

haha nice

[a211pc]

I actually think its not Ozzie it's Scott Whyte doing Ozzie .. Scott Whyte you tube does a better Ozzie then Ozzie ..

[khaos4ng31]

It's Bollocks not buttocks.

He's from Birmingham England for god's sakes.

[Videostar1another1fa]

@khaos4ng31 I'm pretty sure that means balls or something.

[khaos4ng31]

@Videostar1another1fa

It means "ballsack".

[Videostar1another1fa]

@khaos4ng31 It's equally disturbing as buttocks.

[xxAlexLoves182xx]

its funny because he really talks like that

[abdou1995]

he knows everyones number

[eltongodssoldier]

@abdou1995 Well he's God, what do you expect? :P

[TheLe953]

OZZY:i wna shave your buttocks

DOCTOR:thats disturbing ozzy

OZZY:eehhh

[w00tf00d]

Hrrmh shave my bollocks

[linkrulessonicsux]

It SHOULD be disturbing that sombody wants to shave your buttocks...

[willdewit1971]

TOO funny.

[xXLuciferDarkheartXx]

The irony of it all is, Ozzy's crap with technology xD

[3M00RI]

the question is, why do ozzy have a taxi driver number ?

[rockndude87]

Ozzy is the man!

[realkewlmann]

Lmao. Gotta love Ozzy. Nohomo.

[skatechamp4life]

thats sucks cause he did mostly every drug and thats why he talks like

[DaveTheGamer97]

@skatechamp4life he did? just wanna know.....

[paradise20313]

what?

[horseylassx1]

I understand him, i think its coz i'm english

[emolove3319]

I love how Ozzy sounds like he's gonna say somethin' "disturbing" to the doctor before they jokingly cut him off.

I also love how Ozzy manages to make fun of himself unlike most of today's celebrities. :)

[DuncanIdaho1000]

what?:D

[hullukoira874]

i wanna see your bollocks?

[Roswellfan552]

That's disturbing Ozzy... LOL

[courtney31562]

0:02-0:04 You like butt popcorn follow you? LOL

[secret4554]

why can't they understand him? i can understand him quite fine

[sdbassplayer]

Poor guy haha Ozzy rocks.

[Tomster2007]

this commercial is a rip off of a spot that Rethink did in Canada

[cupycake231]

I luv OZZY "that's disturbing ozzy" LOL :DD

[RajanThiaraHalo]

lol "that's desturbing ozzy"

[tacos405]

wow i can understand him perfectly when hes singing

[Sitikkamies]

Nice. My mobile phone is Samsung! :P

[ekajwall]

thats disturbin, ozzy LOL

[JJR234]

"Hurbjura juv pez"

[Oreoreogirl]

I HAVE OZZY'S PHONE!!

[lordeverglot]

Ozzy rulez hahaha xD

[lucario223]

its ozzy!! :)

[NetMoverSitan]

Probably made him speak less coherently than normal, as his World of Warcraft Commercial and his voice acting in Brutal Legend was more coherent.

[TheChoHo]

I think he said "It itches my buttocks..." xD

[NetMoverSitan]

hmm...more like b******s

[kimistirednow]

hahaha "now thats disturbing,ozzy"

he sounds like dr.phil

[stilroses]

That is a GRREAT comercial.Funny as hell.

[SilentMonotone]

hey what's with this commercial? is it to insult ozzy?!

[Rayman304]

this is a commerical that he did

[kimistirednow]

no i don't think ozzy would be in a commercial that insults him.....

[mbilsing73]

sounds like he says it sucks balls at the end

[EvilFingers]

Ozzy and Keith Richards should do a commercial together, since they both talk alike LOL!

[Stay70573]

man, his last sentences sounds very eerily like

"iwannashaveyourbuttocks"

[kittyburger000]

His brain got fucked up by drugzzz.

So kids don't do drugs!!!

[ss1extreme]

or do drugs and get a samsung

[metal9535]

@ss1extreme nah dude he has parkin syndrom, thats why he has the speach problem

[lbj6mj23]

@ss1extreme

its not just drugs hes voice is fucked up like that couse he was singing for so long with his troath most of people voicec would be finished being 35 years old

[johnpaulgeogreringo]

t olate for us from the 60's

[Sirduckly]

His brain is perfectly fine. I don't see where you get off with that stupid idea because he can still write songs, sing and perform live in front of huge crowds. He has always talked funny and old age only made it worse and idiots like you try and so it was drugs.

[TheKawasaki125]

can u get the propel at the apache mall in rodchester?

[hellpit3213]

this is the best commercial ever!

[ruuudyyy]

great commercial lol

[GuitarHeropwnsRB]

ozzy to doctor:

"i wanna shave your buttocks"

[j1nz095]

Sounds more Like "I wanna shave my bollocks"

[winone01]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA maybe its not that funny but i replayed it and it really does sound exactly like that!

[MrBenGarcia]

@GuitarHeropwnsRB It sounds like he says "I wanna see your ballacks" Ballacks means balls in some parts of the uk from what I understand.

[SuperLifestream]

@GuitarHeropwnsRB Bullocks, not buttocks. i know the post was ages ago but yea.

[wakeboardingchica]

@GuitarHeropwnsRB I thought he said "I wanna shave my balls..." LOL

[NaniGirl9]

@wakeboardingchica 

[matywatson255]

@GuitarHeropwnsRB lol you dumbass its bollocks not buttocks do you even now the ozz man... obviously not. the dark prince saying buttocks thats an outrage!

[Merakore]

@GuitarHeropwnsRB bollocks*

[MjrDario]

@GuitarHeropwnsRB I believe he said "I wanna shave me Bullocks"

[Blondesarecute417]

i have the same cell phone that Ozzy used except mine is navy blue

[kevinnitro99]

i think for the last one he said 'i wanna shave me boolucks'

[chrissnsmatt]

awkward how he knows everyones number,OZZY KNOWS EVERYTHING

[LillyTeamRocket4evr]

HA HA HA lol He'll text you in the middle of the night...XD lol

[deviss123]

i think he said the doctor is ballix, which is how they say stupid fucking idiot in UK

[AwalAznable]

ozzy is fukken awesome

[RandomProductions365]

I was able to understand him, except the doctor one. O.o

Dr. - Thats disturbing. Ozzy.

LOL!!

[LCEC999999]

Same here, but I think it was meant to be that way! XP

[Spikersniper]

Ozzy-mnumanamanannblemanmle...

Doctor- What?

Ozzy- begins to text-----

Doctor-..... thats disturbing ozzy...

[tickintimebomb]

REALLY!? ...... -_-

[COWorker1]

i wish they wudda shown wut was disturbin...

[cyanide95]

I think i heard something about bollocks

[metalgta4xcon]

lmao!

[psufan001]

funny shit!!!

[tehdarkpredator]

Hrmgmmfmsjmksfdkm fmmkking bmmmullocks.

[bufbufpie]

WHOO! I have that phone

[AgneZed]

xDDD Ozzy is da best

[FeltBikes4eva]

"Black hot hof cof coffee really" LOL

[KumaniCat]

...That's my phone o_O

[hsyefj]

English:))

[14kratos15]

ozzyy!!!

[EyeOfTheTornado]

Fuck yeah Ozzy!!!

[ElectroEagle]

Ozzy: 'Wanna shave my bollocks'

[odiexl36]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA LOVE THAT OZZY

[kizzles009]

how did he already have all their numbers? lol xD

[pirox1234]

he is ozzy, he can have the phone number of every person in cuba

[BestofCommercials]

Nice lol

[BestofCommercials]

nice. lol

[online1tripleray420]

bbaldllaevlataor what ozzy? text:from ozzy. o ozzy want's to take the elevator.

[Ealija]

lol khy blach coffee

[videogamelala]

the 3rd part sounded like he said "i want to shave my buttocks!"

[Checkers1997]

OMG he has to text lol

[100dollarsforme]

I luv u Ozzy!

[doots88]

That's disturbing Ozzy!

[shokokrispi]

he's always playing dead , on camera, and his tv show , he's not like that in real life, he's a genius.

[alicecooper12345]

he said i wan't to shave me bollocks

[williamwissian]

sounded like "your" not me to me

[thesillything]

lolz

[StanleyYelnats123guy]

Genious!

[Free411]

darn, i was going to get tht phone but i changed my mind! i want tht phone!

[ziggy72170]

Haveing been a loyal fan of OZZY, for 25+ years ,, It Depress'es me to see Ozzy make fun of himself/ in this way.. I remember the 80's Ozzy (Takin names & Kickin Ass), The don't F*** with me Ozzy !!

[shokokrispi]

ozzy is not like that in real life you should know that , he only playing fool all the time he's on camera . he's a genius. plus he got good pay for that commercial.

[Josh3200]

True.

[Mrmikeshelton]

Ozzy should've sang his coffee order. "I want......a black coffee please!" to the tune of Iron Man. You can always understand Ozzy perfectly when he sings.

[armandosucks12]

does anyone know wat he said on  0.20

[Lamarzy]

I just say we bollox?

[rachellernumber1]

LOL this commercial is perfect for him!

[jaxumaa]

lol makess me veel loike bullocks...... XD

[domdom111111]

Nobody can say that Ozzy doesn't have the sense of auto-derision! LOL

[littlemax4]

lol!

[WizzyLuke]

LOL

[ghrocker99661]

best commercial ever in regular television other than the super bowl

[espltdguy124]

thats disturbing ozzy LOL

[TheAwesomeJayandGray]

Lol I remember watching this commercial. Isn't Ozzy in a World of Warcraft commercial too?

[parsley659]

this commercial is GREAT! one of the better ones this year!

i love the mascara running down his cheek at the therapists!!

[skullman261]

i mumble too so i have to txt for black coffie

[askme923]

I just saw this on tv like 3minutes ago and had to see it again good advertisement made by Samsung I must say 5/5 stars perfect!!!! makes me want to get a samsung haha.. not really but ill keep it on mind..

[Terrdipity]

He is old, understand.

[detroitPOWER]

too many drugs..lol. its my futur.

[Isabmaku2]

haaahahahhaahhaha

[PaganEgyptian]

anyone notice they changed the broadcasted TV commercials, they dont play this one any more... THey changed the coffee shop text from FUCK U to Black Coffee

[erfebtmdfm]

hahahahaha ozzy......how does that make you fell?.......thats disturbing ha

[1234enbee1234]

how does that make you feel??? - thats disturbing

[ncadmiral25]

lol thats disturbing ozzie!!!

[Wenindoubtukisscraig]

How does he even know all there numbers? stalker ozzy! :D

[gogetem4]

That's what I wondered lol

[Hollowdevil22]

i know him from my sister show hana montana..lols

[clowns43v3r]

funny at the end i wanna suck ur balls hahahahahahaha

[Guitarman5150]

Gotta love the OZ man!

[nightofire]

Hellz yes. :D

[cockofdoody4ftw]

bollocks lol

[Finishgirl1]

lol

That's disturbing Ozzy

*sigh*

[GNROX401]

pooor ozzy....

[buttons2913]

why does he have the number for the cab driver and coffee seller?

[blkdemon304]

i wuz thinking the EXACT same thing man lol

[josueanthonylpz]

this commercial is retarded ozzy does not sound like that in real life, he speaks like a regular person and when he speaks to you ,

you know what he's saying his word might be a little slurd but you know what he's saying.

[celesteglitter]

This is what he says

1. Can I get a black coffee

2. 154 and lex please

3. Like Lousy Bullocks.

Bullocks is a british slang that means bullshit..It is scary that I understood him a bit. ha haha ...lol

[nightofire]

Oh... SO this is what he really said? ... Okay, either way, funny as hell.

[littlehuste]

if u look at the phone at the beging his phone says fuck u

[newstyle843]

HAHA! damn it does. how the fuck does ozzy have all these random peoples numbers is what i wanna kno

[kizzles009]

HAHAHA I SAW IT!

[blkdemon304]

lol i saw it man!!!!! thats hilarious

[woodcutter048]

this commercial is perished in this house!

[chanceypants13]

hahahahahaha he says

1. "can i get a black coffee please?"

2. "visual lx please?"

3. "i wanna shave my bollocks"

hahahaha i never understood the last one but i really listened...

[Chiliocean]

its not shave my bullocks reteard

[Velocinox]

Way to insult yourself, retard.

[chrisbrownjr67]

I can understand him except for the last two times