Family guy Captain Crunch

[fumertonb]

The new whole grain formula in Canada isn't nearly as rough as it was.



[loisv452]

Haha yeah it totally does!!!

[Noyou54]

So his coat is red here but in American Dad his coat is blue. Their voices are also different.

[Noyou54]

So Captain Crunch is a police officer who puts hits on people? Didn't see that one coming.

[huntergaga]

Am i the only one who thinks the suit means he is general popcicle?

[grantsdaman01]

it does cut the roof of my mouth, but i dont mind, its tasty

[Timberwolf7585]

Yes, it does cut the roof of your mouth. It's like each little bite is holding little knives.

[monkeyholeful]

on the real cap n crunch is awesome but it destroys your mouth ._.

[thecashmaker1994]

what episode is this

[rcjs2051]

@thecashmaker1994 Season 2 Episode 20: Wasted Talent

[67chevy7]

ive had it cut the roof of my mouth. no bs either

[toanew]

this good..or shall i say the best??????????

[foongU]

Lol u noticed da plant at da begining on da right side then wen it showed captain crunch it was on the left corner lol.I can do a good godfather impersonation lol!

[Jh5kRadio]

A breakfast you cannot refuse.

[iiMinimew]

The manufacturers of Captain Crunch somehow changed the recipe. It's horrible now!

[Legba85]

I don't get in between that feud. That's why I eat Frosted Flakes.

[saphireroze001]

i agree with count chocula.

cap'n crunch cuts the roof of my mouth.

[itsbankaibitch]

I guess this means Cap'n Crunch is now

*puts on sunglasses*

a cereal killer.

YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!

[iamthegreatest2006]

@itsbankaibitch No he isn't because he's asking someone else to kill you asshole.

[Kingoftheshuffle208]

@itsbankaibitch hahahaha i get it

[mikeortiz410]

This is why I stick with Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

[fuck1929]

I just ate some.Yes..yes it does.

[dibczi]

press 7 and 8 he sais my cerial foam ur mouth XD

[narutospearman]

Captain Crunch= Peter Griffin

[TheBullMoose95]

I thought Captain Crunch was blue. Damn you copyright laws!

[MGBandit75]

Thought he was blue

[romboramba]

the description says it all

[apolinar2988]

Cereal killer!

[rarintoclown]

17 people like crappy chocolate flavored cardboard 

[ThreeDaysGrace327]

YANKEE.

[jozilife]

to quote george bush "who the fuck are you talkin about?" @ShakurMaster

[kvEik]

with all respect.



[scrothergo]

OMG!!!!IT DOES!!!! XD

[justaguy12345]

Cap'n Crunch sounds kind of like Roger from American Dad. Which makes sense, because it's Seth McFarlane, AGAIN.

[Lighthouse418]

The funny thing is... captain crunch wears blue

[GeoAl09]

i like this cereal because it doesnt soften in like 5 seconds like other cereals in milk

[GreenGearMood]

YES IT DOES.

[tiakpark]

How difficult is it to say just "Cap'n Crunch?" That's his real name, you know?

[Mrjessegirard]

Alliteration

[KCspur92]

...Boo Berry's better!

[KasHCubeD]

When you see Captain Crunch; the Don has a Mohawk.

[CaptainxKeeta]

his name is Captain Carhooch....lol american dad referances

[Jazbez1]

it may cut you, but you'll still eat it

[AgentTrosky92]

rofl!!!



[SinatraDoll89]

1 bowl = Discomfort

2 bowls = Pain

3 bowls or more = BEASTY Brave person

[ValtronW]

NO. CHEX ARE THE CULPRIT.

[chinguidinsky]

that doesn't happen.... Corn Pops cut the roof of your mouth, pisses me off.

[LaneD83]

With all respect XD

[neolight67]

yes it does

[JelloAndAngelCake]

because that son of a bitch has been spreading lies

[RalphCQ]

for the millionth time, all you have to do is wait and let the milk saturate the cereal a bit.

[TheTjomegasparks]

@RalphCQ yea but who likes gooey cereal

[RalphCQ]

@TheTjomegasparks you dont even have to wait that long.

[jozilife]

thanks for only telling me that AFTER i read the comment asshole xD nah i';m jus playin @RalphCQ

[FreshKiNg27]

@RalphCQ but it tastes better crunchy

[RalphCQ]

@FreshKiNg27 well I won't argue there. :)

[Darkness19Z]

@FreshKiNg27 not really it tastes the same

[FreshKiNg27]

@Darkness19Z not really

[Dionysus2235]

If you have a decently clean mouth, and are normal and healthy (including your immune system) you have nothing to fear from eating capt crunch. Can you say Germaphobe.... mmmm btw i love capt crunch. And if you are a Germaphobe do a rinse with 50/50 mixture of water and hydrogen peroxide before you eat...enjoy! Stuff is so good! Exp. if you love crunchy foods. And Germaphobes like christianne1975 stop fear mongering!

[Agent1W]

@Dionysus2235 I just don't like the "iron-y" taste of my own BLOOD lol.

[Drumlady12]

Oh my goodness yes it does and so does Munchos but that's with me.

[whYLiE09]

actually.. captain crunch BUTCHERS the roof of your mouth!! shit ...

[christianne1975]

@whYLiE09 I read that is so dangerous. human mouths have a lot of germs, more so than even cats. Captain crunch cuts up the roof of the mouth so that germs that reside in the human mouth can get into the cuts. it can be a nightmare. stay away from that stuff.

[whYLiE09]

@christianne1975 put a bad situation under a magnifying glass and realize how bad it really is..

[2wingo]

@christianne1975 People are immune to their own germs, but you're otherwise correct. A bite from a normal human is more dangerous than that of a rabid dog.

[christianne1975]

@2wingo Your are right about the bites. However, regarding immunity to one's own germs, that is only if the germs are kept in check by both innate and humoral immunity. Once either is breached (by breakage of the skin and mucosal barriers or reduction in humoral immunity by other factors such as stress, certain viruses, etc), those same germs can become opportunistic and cause infection in their host.

[MrTFG]

@christianne1975 Who the fuck cares? Live a little you dumb cunt!

[PoisonImpurity868]

Capn crunch is my fav.

Next to Apple Jacks :DD

[smallenginemechanic1]

I just stuck with Boo Berry, only bad thing it made my poop blue and my pee blue I felt like a smurf

[sonicadventureDX]

Actualy I've had a couple occasion's where it cut the roof of my mouth CRUNCHETISE ME CAP'N!!!

[jaykrue]

You're supposed to let it soften a bit in the milk. Mmmmm. Slightly soggy cereal...

[2wingo]

@jaykrue Cap'n Crunch doesn't get soggy in milk. That's WHY it cuts the roof of your mouth.

[jaykrue]

@2wingo Yeah, it does. I'm having some right now. Yes, for dinner.

[Tomtanza]

Captain Crunch asking The Godfather to order a hit on Count Chocula!

I LOVE IT! LOL!

[CabLuigi]

@Tomtanza Yes, that's what happened...

[charliepossenriede]

LMAO cap'n crunch does cut the roof of your mouth! thats why my fucking mouth always feels shitty after i eat it.

[zygas25]

does anyone have the clip of capn crunch in american dad?

[RedSoxFan1468927]

BERRIES NIGGA?

[2m0rrownevapromised]

lol that aint the real captain crunch...the real captain wears blue lol

[josh9180]

Captain Crunch said bitch?

[JHoward393]

it does cut your mouth thats a fact but its so good. :/

[VICTORY2FREEDOM]

Yeah it does! I just literally ate a bowl of peanut butter captain crunch and my mouth is a little cut up! Hahaha but it's sooo good!

[lasoogneypubes]

Captain Crunch DOES cut the roof of your mouth! Get the off brand!

[wwenexus7]

y does he say "With all respect"?

[DarkHeroMachine]

@wwenexus7 because that guy behind the desk is a godfather( maffia )

[RisunoSounds]

i do always think that there's a pineapple sitting on the chair

[funkymonk804]

@TheHeyman47 uhhhhh 2 plants genius

[JayInk11]

fu cati nit dose scrach my mouth

[Jarhead402011]

@JayInk11 i dont uh, i dont uh, i dont uh...... what?

[JayInk11]

@JayInk11 that odd when i typed it look look like this "fuck you captin cruch it dose scrach the top of your mouth"

[kenrickeason]

Lo fucking L

[DanishArmy]

F U Captain Crunch IT DOES HURT to eat you

[Killinemdead1]

crunchitize me cap'n

[superuberpinktaco]

i just ate captain crunch and now the roof of my mouth is somewhat cut, i only relized when i watched this

[kobi005]

Captain Crunch's Outfit is Blue, Not Red!

[zechamike]

captain planet could totally kick captain crunch and captain jack sparrows' asses

[HotAsHellPingPong]

@zechamike captain america pwns all of them nigga berries nigga

[zechamike]

@HotAsHellPingPong damn it >_< I cant 1up captain america or i'll sound like a terrorist...

[HotAsHellPingPong]

@zechamike pwn



[xVerzee1]

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[ThisisNickyBMusic]

thats only the crunch berries

[MrAwesome898]

I hate captain crunch I always cut the roof of my mouth.

[IcyFlameFilms]

The captain always goes down with his ship, except captain crunch he has one lifeboat so he leaves the kids on board

[NorthenStars]

captain cruch is too good to let go even if it does cut the roof of your mouth

[taekwondoteen28]

With all respect... Haha!

[biggip23rd]

420!!!!!



[foongU]

Too bad they gunna go outta business!

[bigsmoke53]

@foongU Thats just a rummor, and if it does, theres always generic.

[fromstart2finish]

captain crunch DOES cut the roof of your mouth

thats why i quit eating it.....

[k5lta]

after all these years of eating Captain Crunch, i know how to stop it from cutting the roof of my mouth lol mmm

[SinerAthin]

@k5lta

MUTANT!!

[k5lta]

@SinerAthin hee hee

[SinerAthin]

@k5lta

With a jaw like that, you could enter the mining business! xD

[k5lta]

@SinerAthin lol

[snasty99]

@k5lta gotta get the technique.... one dude said tthat's why he stopped eating.

capt crunch rookie.

[gringofuji18]

9 people dislike this video,...

[apocalyptica003]

I'm so mad - Capn Crunch started giving me stomach issues whenever i eat it about a month ago! My favorite cereal! NOOO!

[payDrolenoxx]

I jus got done eating that cereal that's wy I'm watching this.. that shit did cut the roof of my mouth

[maggotking95]

it does cut ur mouth tho and it hurts

[hoodman12]

Coco Shreddies cut the roof of my mouth.

[Wireless1016]

actually, captain crunch always turns on it's side and slides across the roof of my mouth for me.

though i wouldn't be against killing count chocula. tastes like motor oil on a bed of rotting rat flesh.

[SkooterxD]

@eyg2181 yeah uh saying it twice does not make it funnier

[Trollinwithchase]

It only cuts your mouth so that flavor can directly enter your bloodstream

[eyg2181]

You come to me, and ask me to kill a man I do not know. Now I ask you, why should I kill this... Count Chocula?

BECAUSE THAT SON OF A BITCH HAS BEEN SPREADING LIES!! MY CEREAL DOES NOT CUT THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH!! With all respect.

[cbraendle]

@eyg2181 Thanks for the recap, dumbass. It's a 16 second video. Pretty sure I remembered what he said.

[lokison22]

@cbraendle y dont all 3 of u shut up he can comment whatever he wants

[partymidnight]

@eyg2181 u didnt really have to repeat the whole video just saying

[egdqv13234]

allwayes love how he sas ''Becouse that son of a bitch has been spreding lies! T_T'' hahah funny shoulder pads too xD

[NicoKenRawr]

Yes it does, Mr. Captain Crunch. 

[SuperNumber19]

lol this shit will stab the roof of your mouth man.

[santimetur2]

witch episode is this wich season

[TheMrCFH]

OMg when you see the don talking it looks like a pineapple's in the chair

[peacestar411]

@TheMrCFH Your so right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[yuyu776]

@TheMrCFH bwahaha iknow i thought it was pineapple iw as expeting it

[iamistercst]

this shit is true da cereal good but hard as fuck lol

[EmilyH1997]

What type of cereal do Captain Crunch and Count Chocula have?

[SangaxOfxThexThunder]

@EmilyH1997 I'm not sure how to describe Cap'n Crunch, but Count Chocula's cereal is kinda like cocoa pebbles

[CPGustafson]

Stockpile while you can.Count Chockula got his way

[therealBER]

KEEP ON PRESSING 2 ...OPEN AND CLOSED HANDS!

[SutaSafaia]

So tasty, but so sharp...

[SirSanje]

It does, really badly! But it's sooo good...

[millgrl]

oh, but it does captain

[sacflies]

Thought of a great sniglet for this side affect of eating Cap'n Crunch..."crunchskins".

[VileVince1]

Fuckin' Count Chocula got his wish!!!!! They're trying to pull Cap'n off the shelves, no shit, look it up!!!

[vigo894]

@VileVince1= And now, Count Chocula is next. Call the Russian.

[milkmanmexican]

Cap'n crunch got discontinued :(

[AO17]

@milkmanmexican Just heard...Well, there goes my childhood ;(

[thesailormercury1]

@milkmanmexican  Cap'n crunch is not discontinued

[justmegan11]

i love it but it does cut the roof of my mouth!! i chew it normal too but it still does :(

[S0rasN0b0dy]

It tastes great, but it does cut the roof of mah mouth D:

[Swingfinger]

so that's why my milk always turns red when I eat captain crunch

[Merc89PSU]

@Swingfinger either that or you are killing your cereal. :| YOU MURDERER!!!!

[Cheetree1]

@Swingfinger only if you spit the bloody cereal back in.... you dont... do you? 0-0

[Phatxam]

Captain crunch isn't red...

[JOCieDC]

@Phatxam That's for copyright reasons. They either didn't get or didn't ask for permission to use the Cap'n Crunch name or mascot. Notice how the mob boss never refers to him by name.

[ChibiNinjaCutie]

Cap'N Crunch does cut the roof of your mouth....

[CheyenneSmoker1990]

@ChibiNinjaCutie agreed lol! :D

[Raa81593]

I thought coco from fosters home for imaginary friends was sitting because of that plant

[kalamargigante374]

omg, je je, nice captain crunch asking to be the only king of cereal world, je je je, this family guy cartoons are truly truly hilarious.

[Dougger2006]

Yeah, it does cut the roof of your mouth and it doesn't feel very pleasant.

[swedishguy1000]

Thumbs up for the godfather.

[camaro76]

jokes about the number of dislikes are so fucking lame

[KyukyoukuTuffy]

@camaro76 And that deserves a thumbs up.

[spinemelter2000]

Thank you for pointing that out. If I could give you a million thumbs up, I would.

[Chaoitcme]

@camaro76 I dislike this comment. HAHAHAHAHA get it?

[number22dog]

@camaro76 this is kinda a joke about dislikes so you are lame as well

[KelliherSean]

@number22dog thats the point brah, thats why its funny.

[RDBeatnik]

@camaro76 In Soviet Russia, this is easy to masturbate to, GET TO THE CHOPPAH, It's not a toomah, meme, meme, meme, meme, etc.

[Animaniac727]

Ummm yes it does lol

[alysluv]

x people cut the roof of their mouth on cap'n crunch cereal, where x = # of dislikes