Volvic 14 Day Challenge Advert - Cheeky Volvic (HQ)

[tf26937]

I've written a blog about this advert... check it out

thingswhatidoeshate.blogspot.c­om/2011/11/volvic-challenge.ht­ml

[lowtone10]

so volvic's magic water is somehow better for hydration, because it has volcano granules in it...

[rik582]

Five minutes off work, thought I'd give it a cheeky bash! Watch out boys!

[moewishaw]

Drinking any water is good for you though, this is hardly a secret, especially if you drink around 2 litres a day, infact people have been doing this for centuries. The advert however, has to imply that Volvic water is somehow better than your own water.

[torque234]

the worst ad ever in history

[TheCkybam]

hahahahah gay much!!!

[azagedon]

What makes the water soo cheeky?

[moewishaw]

@azagedon his "water" is vodka

[pompeyboy95]

"watch out boys!" - as if he has friends!

[TheCkybam]

@pompeyboy95 thats why u cant see em lol

[chairmanmeow22]

theres a lot to hate about Jimmy firstly he uses idiotic phrases like 'give it a bash', secondly hes clearly developed some kind of camp run from drinking said volvic and finally who the hell plays baseball in the UK, prick

[JonathanBones]

I always thought this ad was misleading and should have been banned. The bloke's a pillock and all.

[england4019]

cheeky volvic...bellend

[ShitMovies2000]

CUNT

[bourkey2007]

why doeas he have a baceball glove on at the end?, it makes no sence

[cherryboi23]

@bourkey2007 ... alphabetical fuckpig

[TheNakedQuack]

@bourkey2007 Well it is clearly stating he is feeling active. No other sports equipment on this plannet can compare to a baseball glove. It holds supernatual powers which when worn can give the user immortality.

[vokeeffe]

I love this ad so much. Jimmy is the guy. He's so relatable. If i hadn't seen this ad i wouldn't have believed that it was possible for me to fit the challenge into my hectic schedule but nothing could've been further from the truth. Thanks Jimmy!

[ShitMovies2000]

@vokeeffe LMFAO

[JamesAOK]

It's just FUCKING WATER. What a challenge that is, drinking some water.

"I feel absolutely wrecked after drinking all that water. Potent stuff."

[silentbob82]

Volvic apparantly makes you run like a prick as well. Just watch the way he runs after 'Watch out boys!'. What a cunt!

[revcom301]

Aww he considers drinking water a challenge...

Bless his little cotton socks.

[CyberGlam66sic]

"watch out boys"

Such a cunt.

[ShitMovies2000]

@CyberGlam66sic Yeah, and what the fuck is he doing? Jogging with a fucking baseball glove!?

[kirstymacindeor]

LAUGHED SO MUCH! @ShitMovies2000

[ShitMovies2000]

@kirstymacindeor D: lol you're from Glasgow what a weird coincidence. Since making that comment I saw the light, you might see me jogging with a baseball glove around Glasgow :D

[XxiloveGWxX]

Ok, he says little cheeky Volvic as if its alcohol or something, and its not as if he is slacking off work, he's on a break and perectly allowed to rehydrate himself.... and also, since when does wearing a baseball mitt prove that you're active? GOD he's so fucking annoing!!!

[RedFox10375]

what a cunt lol

[87kekeke87]

@RedFox10375 HAHAH those were my exact words!!

[davida41200]

who in England plays baseball? and whats with that fucking walk at the end? I shall never drink Volic again, It looks like they spent 18 pence on making the ad.

[SteRDLK]

@SpaceTasteMedical That is the best comment I think I've ever read!

[Maarkaald]

Science has determined that water is, in fact, water. So take your Volvic bottle, sit on it, and then have it removed painfully in A&E after it's gotten stuck.

[davida41200]

@SpaceTasteMedical Well said!!!!!!!! Perfection.

[mollehhhx]

CHEEKY VOLVIC omfg died

[christurkthebrave]

@2009jinxy that facebook group is pointless :P

[Frenchdayz]

Why do they use absolute tossers to pretend they are real people in advertising ? Patronising bastards the whole lot ! Fuck Volvic, Sensodine, Danone Activia, All Banking adverts and Colgate

[0Wagon0]

Am I up for the challenge? No, I'd rather have some fucking friends.

"Cheeky volvic" my hole.

[Maidenman92]

Cheeky? Bash? Polished? Wow this advert grates on me.

[rockynia]

what a badass

[Mrpafla]

If you got enough money then yeah sure, you can sell your magic beans

[ravenflag]

This cunt and the cunt from the jacobs creek add,they shall die maaaahahahahaha.

[LWLeviathan]

I got fired from work cause they caught me havin a cheeky volvic in the back room

[HotDog1482]

volcanic hydration...? i'm sorry but wtf is that!

[megamania555]

@HotDog1482 Water that runs down the side of a volcano is purer than water that runs down the side of a volcano because the volcano they're on about is most likely an Ash-Cinder Volcano. Basically, as the water travels through the rock, it becomes purer.

[HotDog1482]

@megamania555 thank-you for clearing that up. i am no longer confused.

[ojideagu]

@megamania555 As long as you have a normal healthy diet and getting all the require minerals there is zero need or proof that volcanic water adds anything beyond tap water. WATER is the key ingredient. I cannot believe they are allowed to get away with this, twice its been shown in a year! Am I allowed to sell magic beans on TV too, Ofcom?

[18christyk]

but why is a cheeky volvic,sack the margeting man anyway:)

[bullshotter]

How to destroy your company image in 30 seconds.

[roady05]

He still looks like a cunt in 480p

[YoussefS]

one of the most condescending adverts ever

[duck185]

id love a cheeky volvic

[chairmanmeow22]

jimmy is such a c*nt. ther r so many things that annoy me: his camp run, using phrases like 'cheeky volvic', 'give it a bash' and ' going down well like my grub'. Wat a twat and seriously who plays baseball in the f*cking UK. Twat

[zom247]

@chairmanmeow22 Damn it you beat me to it lol, I bet theres a facebook page of hate for this cunt

[gaza592]

@zom247 There actually is. haha

'I'll have a cheeky volic, OH YOU FUCKING REBEL!' haha

[ojideagu]

@chairmanmeow22 LOL i wrote that on the Facebook hate page. We are meant to believe this fairy with that headband and tights plays baseball after drinking volvic, (Who the fuck has a Baseball Glove in the UK??) Watch out boyz!!! Before he minces off the screen 2 feet to the makeup girl and his Starbucks Latte.

[Gulftastic]

On top of the 'cheeky' volvic, he is playing baseball. What a twat.

[NedsMissingTeeth]

Ha ha. A cheeky fucking volvic? Massive cunt.

[Marwood91]

why doesn't he go have a smoke like a normal waiter. CUNT.

[rctwik]

He so reminds me of Blade376 XD

[MrLimoPete]

Wat is he on about a 'Cheekt Volvic'??

[DannyLoki]

I'd drink that bell-ends blood for 14 days.

[Raymint]

... this is playing at 24fps, isn't it?

[willieturnip]

@Raymint No idea..why?

[Raymint]

@willieturnip Don't worry, it's just this thing I have ...

[defparadox]

oh the forbidden volvic, this f ' ing ad pisses me off soooo much everytime its on tv. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. If this is the biggest challenge that guy has ever had to do in his life he should enter into the special olympics for drinking water for 14 days. F'ing retard.

[djslutmonkey]

This is the most retarded advert I have ever seen. I will never buy Volvic again thanks to this.

[simon921996]

a cheeky volvic ;) cracks me up all the time haha

[stupidjunk978]

Their sales must have gone down so much after this

[simon921996]

wen i saw this i got a bottle the next day haha

[Giners66]

AHHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHHA

[DOPPLECHEESE]

Damn! I was drinking my own piss for 14 days, Now I feel Terrible. I'm glad I seen this Video.

Now I'm Off for a cheeky wank!

[downdavyjoneslocker]

I'd like to give him a few cheeky slaps. I'd slap his jaw asunder.

[silentbob82]

How the blue hell is having a Volvic 'cheeky'???

[ravenflag]

What an arsehole

[haydencantact]

Thank God he's been replaced by some slightly less irritating people.

[SophhG]

he actually looks like my physics teachers :P

[jasahhn]

I wish he would take a cheeky cyanide.

[SlightlyWetFart]

LMAO!

[rikyb]

this guy should be smacked round the head with a baseball bat

[Purpley11]

GIVE IT A BASH!

[loveheartagrammetal]

I could drink as much other types of bottled water volvic in 14 days as i could with volvic and i'd ot notice any difference because they are both water.

I know not all water is exactly the same as they come from different places and are made in different ways but how can volvic make you feel any better than if you drank other bottled water??

[holhord]

Cheeky little volvic

[mikka58]

this fellas a fuckin twat

[froggycompany]

jimmy likes is volvic naughty ;3

[rararou]

That's obviously a fake. No one can drink a litre and a half of water in just one day.

[chublets]

i wouldnt say its THAT hard. you would just have to show alot of commitment to it.

[clobag16]

i just had a cheeky volvic and i feel great

[IllusionDan]

Top cunt

[kalvaza]

You've got a fucking break - you're allowed to drink some water, you bladder filling wanker. You probably don't have to sneak in your naughty Ryvita under your hair either.

[BobThePaperclip]

Right.

Volvic is not 'cheeky'.

Because it contains no calories, fat or sugar, or anything of the such.

'Jimmy' feels hydrated because he has been drinking water, not just because he's been drinking the all-amazing, all-health improving 'cheeky' Volvic.

I hate you Jimmy.