@MyCORMAC sure. the 30 bottles of milk make it seem like no one has received them for weeks, alarming worried neighbors into thinking something might be wrong with the old guy living there, i.e he's dead. so they call the police. the police then arrest him because hes wasting their time (they assume hes just being a lazy fucker not collecting his milk, therefore leading people to fear the worst). i hope that mess is understandable :P
@indrit9 Think of it as an old man with 45 newspapers scattered across his lawn (from the day when the paper boy just flicked the paper up at your house). If he hasn't collected his newspapers (or milk) for a month, chances are he's in the house, dead, and the police pop in to check on him.
Never laughed so haard in my life! I was on the floor crying in laughter and that no joke! That budgie is one of the funniest things that i have heard for ages
@joegoult .If he doesnt make you laugh then why watch it.Some people just havent got enough things to whine about in their lives,so they log on to the internet to whine about things there.Go and watch something you do like and save us from your moaning
@cat0027 : Then you don't have a sense of humour... i hate anyone who harms an animal but when it's only SUGGESTED in a comedic fashion i can have a good laugh about it. From the ping pong budgie to the grind saw in his arse part i was in tears of laughter. lighten up.
@darkpassenger09 Just to be clear, what you're saying is that it's OK to say things, as long as they're just a joke, and no one is actually being harmed. Am I right? I just want to check I've understood you correctly. So presumably then you'd think it was OK to make a joke about a three-year-old child being raped. Because there would be no actual child, no actual rape. If anyone objected, you'd say, 'lighten up'. Have I understood you correctly?
@007hor Yep, I'm for real. I'm asking a simple yes/no question: is it or is it not OK to make jokes on any subject, given that they're "only a joke". My own answer would be "no", but other people would no doubt answer differently. Presumably darkpassenger09, if he/she is being consistent, would say yes. It's a pretty simple question to understand.
@haroldsdodge : Yes that is exactly what i'm saying, "Sticks and stones...". If you feel offended by certain jokes then don't watch comedians. I also don't like watching real animals get hurt so i don't watch any of those animal rescue programmes. When it comes to comedy NOTHING should be off limits.
@darkpassenger09 OK, well, I have to hand it to you - at least you're consistent. And at least you have the guts to answer a straight question. I don't agree with you (I think everyone should have the freedom to say what they want but the common sense to accept that there are some things that aren't worth saying) but I take my hat off you for having the courage of your convictions.
@haroldsdodge : Ok. i guess saying something like this would have no place in a regular conversation but he is a comedian his job is to make them laugh and that's what he did.
@haroldsdodge Oh my days, you're clearly a bit tapped in the head, mate. "Killing a budgie/budgie up the arse" etc is a harmless joke, did you not hear how many people laughed and found it funny? Yet you try comparing it to a joke about raping a 3-year old... fucking hell, what on earth goes on in your head? How do you make a "joke" about something like that? You clearly haven't understood ANYTHING correctly here. I think you should stop watching comedy and sort out your strange sense of logic.
@Camberwell86 I don't know about "tapped in the head" but I certainly know about logic. It's very simple. Either it's OK to make jokes about any subject (any subject at all) or it is not OK. Which is it? I personally think there are some subjects that are not OK. In fairness to Darkpassenger (who started this conversation), he had the courage to answer the question - he thinks it's OK to make a joke about ANY subject. I don't agree with him but I respect his honesty, and his grasp of logic.
"Either it's OK to make jokes about any subject (any subject at all) or it is not OK. Which is it? I personally think there are some subjects that are not OK."
You just explained it for me. It depends on the subject. Child rape is out of the question, it happens, it's sick, no-one would find it funny. Budgie-up-arse-onto-a-grinding-wheel has never happened in history, it's an amusing concept, the whole of the Apollo found it hilarious. Fuck off. ~_~
@Camberwell86 I particularly liked the last bit of your post, where you basically admit that you can't have a conversation without resorting to childish insults. But anyway, at least you've now answered the question. You think that some subjects ARE off limits for comedy. I agree with you, and if you read the thread you'll find that's what I've been saying all along. Pretty simple really.
@haroldsdodge a) "Fuck off" is not a childish insult. If I called you a "dirty nonce," that would be.
b) I quote: "Either it's OK to make jokes about any subject (any subject at all) or it is not OK. Which is it?" - you haven't been saying that certain stuff is out-of-bounds, it's all or nothing according to you, it's either black-and-white, not grey. You've been saying a joke about harming a budgie gives any other comedian licence to make jokes about raping children. Read back what you said.
@Camberwell86 a) Full marks for nit-picking. Saying "fuck off" when you're trying to demonstrate your grasp of logic is, as you correctly say, not a childish insult. It's just childish.
b) Not such high marks for comprehension. I didn't say anyone had a licence to say anything. I said the opposite. It was an earlier poster who said NOTHING should be off limits, whereas I think some subjects should be. (A view you seem to agree with). Like I say: not such a difficult concept to understand.
@Camberwell86 PS If it helps, I can explain your confusion. You interpret "either it's OK to make jokes about any subject or it's not OK" as meaning, "either (a) you can make jokes about any subject or (b) you can't make any jokes at all". Wrong. Since you know all about logic you presumably know that's an example of a fallacy called "affirming the consequent". Either way, I'll rephrase it so it's simpler for you: "either you do or you do not agree that it's OK to make jokes about any subject".
@seattle0002 Oh come on! The budgie thing was clearly the most brilliant thing I've ever heard :') I love animals, but jokes don't hurt any of them. It was funny. Of course you wouldn't laugh if there was an actual budgie, but there isn't, so why does it matter?
@cat0027 lol..... bit much its just a joke and you imagine what you want to imagine..... like if i said something and it wasnt meant to be a offensive, but you said it was, i would say "you heard what you wanted to here"
I always thought the milk thing was because it implied he had a lot of children hidden in his flat, ie he was a paedophile so the police and social services would be called
@WhiteSypher most old people get there milk delived and if they built up ppl think there dead , and basically police come round to check there ok lol x
Its because he's old, leaving the milk outside would suggest he can't collect it i.e he's died. Hence social services turning up and wasting police time.
@mattyhOVashton In england, milk is delivered to your door, if a lot of bottles are outside the door of a pensioner, it may indicate that all is not well because he hasn´t been collecting his milk and the police will often be called to check it out.
Lol the part about his neighbour made me laugh and the part with the budgie had me in tears of laughter XD he's just brilliant, one of the best comedians around without a doubt.
At a few points I thought him funny but for the most part I thought it a bit boring - his material was good but he didn't amuse me as a comic with his personality. Now I'm bored - guess I must reluctantly .......
Literally, if the milks piled up outside his front door - people will get suspicious & call the police as they thing the old guys passed has either died or had an accident & is unable to get up to open the door or call for help....hence the police & social services bashing through the door.....
Had me crying with laughter :L
Bereziuki1234 6 days ago
Shit had me in tears! Sean Lock is a genius!
PktMma 3 weeks ago
He was just showing off his beat boxing skills
DonZeeLee 1 month ago
lol
Hjeagles 1 month ago
The thing with the bottles of milk is fucking genious.
''And they arrest him for wasting police time!'' Just brilliant.
Rei89CH 3 months ago
@Rei89CH I didn't get that one.
PktMma 1 month ago
@Rei89CH yea i dont get that one either :/ could u enlighten me please
MyCORMAC 1 month ago
@MyCORMAC sure. the 30 bottles of milk make it seem like no one has received them for weeks, alarming worried neighbors into thinking something might be wrong with the old guy living there, i.e he's dead. so they call the police. the police then arrest him because hes wasting their time (they assume hes just being a lazy fucker not collecting his milk, therefore leading people to fear the worst). i hope that mess is understandable :P
Rei89CH 1 month ago
@MyCORMAC your a legend thanks very much thats a class joke :L
MyCORMAC 1 month ago
Back from the boobs video...
mickys333 3 months ago
"feet first im not a maniac!"
gulpytheslasher 4 months ago 3
OMFG!! I can't stop f*****g laughing!!!
:L
oHazZ3R94o 4 months ago
Watched all 3 parts just so i could find the canary and the tea spoon part hahah
pipboy3009 4 months ago
Killin' a budgie with a teaspoon XD
MrBonsaijay 5 months ago
0:14 he says "my daughters weird, he doesnt swear, he does something much stranger" LOOOL
k1ngm3rkage 5 months ago
@k1ngm3rkage he said doctor you retard
pablozed09 4 months ago
@k1ngm3rkage "doctor's"
WalterLiddy 4 months ago
@cat0027 oh dear lol
MrGamerBazer 5 months ago
"Feet first, I'm not a maniac" :') Oh man that one got me :')
annekaskywalker 6 months ago 3
Because they would think he was dead you fanny lol
2010skimmer 6 months ago
i dont get the milk joke? why would police and social service smash his door and arrest him?
indrit9 6 months ago
@indrit9 i didnt get it either i figured it might be a british thing im not so i wouldnt know
Darthsantana 6 months ago
@indrit9 Think of it as an old man with 45 newspapers scattered across his lawn (from the day when the paper boy just flicked the paper up at your house). If he hasn't collected his newspapers (or milk) for a month, chances are he's in the house, dead, and the police pop in to check on him.
ronnysoeberg 5 months ago
that poor imaginary bugeeeeeeee :)
kelseyb108 6 months ago
I laughed so much at the budgie and grinding wheel my chest hurt:)
Northseafool 6 months ago
Much better on 8 out of 10 cats
F1addict09 6 months ago
i cried laughing at the imaginary budgie. tears rolling down my cheeks. thank you sean lock XD
partack1 6 months ago
Sean Lock is my favourite on 8 out of 10 cats, dont think he was that good here though
MrRocksW 6 months ago
Absolutely fantastic! Would LOVE to see him live!
TVCriticAmy 7 months ago
Sheer Genius!
Everestlad 7 months ago
Never laughed so haard in my life! I was on the floor crying in laughter and that no joke! That budgie is one of the funniest things that i have heard for ages
ChazzaShazza 7 months ago
@joegoult .If he doesnt make you laugh then why watch it.Some people just havent got enough things to whine about in their lives,so they log on to the internet to whine about things there.Go and watch something you do like and save us from your moaning
Actingskint 8 months ago 3
Some people are easily pleased, he was ok but i've seen much better, check out mitch fatel he destroys this guy!
Be4TinGyoU 8 months ago
or i could him up my arse.....feet first im not a maniac.
theredtelephone1 8 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
bluemoon121 9 months ago
hero
searle1983 9 months ago
the budgy joke got me in TEARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
theenlightenedvan 9 months ago 4
Thanks for all the ideas, Sean! Neighbours budgie, here I come!
GiantessGirl 9 months ago
feet first im not a maniac
stueytay 9 months ago
@cat0027 : Then you don't have a sense of humour... i hate anyone who harms an animal but when it's only SUGGESTED in a comedic fashion i can have a good laugh about it. From the ping pong budgie to the grind saw in his arse part i was in tears of laughter. lighten up.
darkpassenger09 9 months ago
@darkpassenger09 Just to be clear, what you're saying is that it's OK to say things, as long as they're just a joke, and no one is actually being harmed. Am I right? I just want to check I've understood you correctly. So presumably then you'd think it was OK to make a joke about a three-year-old child being raped. Because there would be no actual child, no actual rape. If anyone objected, you'd say, 'lighten up'. Have I understood you correctly?
haroldsdodge 4 months ago
@haroldsdodge, are you for real?
Watch Frankie Boyle. Be prepared.
007hor 4 months ago
@007hor Yep, I'm for real. I'm asking a simple yes/no question: is it or is it not OK to make jokes on any subject, given that they're "only a joke". My own answer would be "no", but other people would no doubt answer differently. Presumably darkpassenger09, if he/she is being consistent, would say yes. It's a pretty simple question to understand.
haroldsdodge 4 months ago
@haroldsdodge : Yes that is exactly what i'm saying, "Sticks and stones...". If you feel offended by certain jokes then don't watch comedians. I also don't like watching real animals get hurt so i don't watch any of those animal rescue programmes. When it comes to comedy NOTHING should be off limits.
darkpassenger09 4 months ago
@darkpassenger09 OK, well, I have to hand it to you - at least you're consistent. And at least you have the guts to answer a straight question. I don't agree with you (I think everyone should have the freedom to say what they want but the common sense to accept that there are some things that aren't worth saying) but I take my hat off you for having the courage of your convictions.
haroldsdodge 4 months ago
@haroldsdodge : Ok. i guess saying something like this would have no place in a regular conversation but he is a comedian his job is to make them laugh and that's what he did.
darkpassenger09 4 months ago
@haroldsdodge Oh my days, you're clearly a bit tapped in the head, mate. "Killing a budgie/budgie up the arse" etc is a harmless joke, did you not hear how many people laughed and found it funny? Yet you try comparing it to a joke about raping a 3-year old... fucking hell, what on earth goes on in your head? How do you make a "joke" about something like that? You clearly haven't understood ANYTHING correctly here. I think you should stop watching comedy and sort out your strange sense of logic.
Camberwell86 3 months ago
@Camberwell86 I don't know about "tapped in the head" but I certainly know about logic. It's very simple. Either it's OK to make jokes about any subject (any subject at all) or it is not OK. Which is it? I personally think there are some subjects that are not OK. In fairness to Darkpassenger (who started this conversation), he had the courage to answer the question - he thinks it's OK to make a joke about ANY subject. I don't agree with him but I respect his honesty, and his grasp of logic.
haroldsdodge 3 months ago
@haroldsdodge You ain't getting it, are you?
"Either it's OK to make jokes about any subject (any subject at all) or it is not OK. Which is it? I personally think there are some subjects that are not OK."
You just explained it for me. It depends on the subject. Child rape is out of the question, it happens, it's sick, no-one would find it funny. Budgie-up-arse-onto-a-grinding-wheel has never happened in history, it's an amusing concept, the whole of the Apollo found it hilarious. Fuck off. ~_~
Camberwell86 3 months ago
@Camberwell86 I particularly liked the last bit of your post, where you basically admit that you can't have a conversation without resorting to childish insults. But anyway, at least you've now answered the question. You think that some subjects ARE off limits for comedy. I agree with you, and if you read the thread you'll find that's what I've been saying all along. Pretty simple really.
haroldsdodge 3 months ago
@haroldsdodge a) "Fuck off" is not a childish insult. If I called you a "dirty nonce," that would be.
b) I quote: "Either it's OK to make jokes about any subject (any subject at all) or it is not OK. Which is it?" - you haven't been saying that certain stuff is out-of-bounds, it's all or nothing according to you, it's either black-and-white, not grey. You've been saying a joke about harming a budgie gives any other comedian licence to make jokes about raping children. Read back what you said.
Camberwell86 3 months ago
@Camberwell86 a) Full marks for nit-picking. Saying "fuck off" when you're trying to demonstrate your grasp of logic is, as you correctly say, not a childish insult. It's just childish.
b) Not such high marks for comprehension. I didn't say anyone had a licence to say anything. I said the opposite. It was an earlier poster who said NOTHING should be off limits, whereas I think some subjects should be. (A view you seem to agree with). Like I say: not such a difficult concept to understand.
haroldsdodge 3 months ago
@Camberwell86 PS If it helps, I can explain your confusion. You interpret "either it's OK to make jokes about any subject or it's not OK" as meaning, "either (a) you can make jokes about any subject or (b) you can't make any jokes at all". Wrong. Since you know all about logic you presumably know that's an example of a fallacy called "affirming the consequent". Either way, I'll rephrase it so it's simpler for you: "either you do or you do not agree that it's OK to make jokes about any subject".
haroldsdodge 3 months ago
am i the only one to notice he said "My daughters weird, whenever i go to see HIM"and continues to use HIM?
Shockography 9 months ago
@Shockography
my doctors... not my daughters?
xvpH 9 months ago
Hahaha, that was great!
MrRalexanderb 9 months ago
feet first, i'm not a maniac!
colonylfc 9 months ago
great but went on way too long about the budgie completely unfunny towards the end
Obsidian1392 10 months ago
@cat0027 I completely agree with you. But it turns out a lot of fuckers who are into animal cruelty jokes don't agree.
seattle0002 10 months ago
@seattle0002 Oh come on! The budgie thing was clearly the most brilliant thing I've ever heard :') I love animals, but jokes don't hurt any of them. It was funny. Of course you wouldn't laugh if there was an actual budgie, but there isn't, so why does it matter?
abaderinfluence 8 months ago
Became rather unfunny after a while.
seattle0002 10 months ago
@seattle0002 you must have a weak sense of humour.
MGSFoxHoundSFG 10 months ago
@cat0027 lol..... bit much its just a joke and you imagine what you want to imagine..... like if i said something and it wasnt meant to be a offensive, but you said it was, i would say "you heard what you wanted to here"
bradfordbulls4lyf 10 months ago
if your doctor starts using words like bellend leave! hes class.
luke18wright 11 months ago
the teaspoon was hilarious, but after that it was a bit much.
inthefurnace 11 months ago
@cat0027 @cat0027
That's your opinion, and your welcome to it, but I thought that was the funniest bit of the routine
P.S. Why would you wrap a hamster in sellotape? So it doesn't split open when you fuck it up the arse.
TheGeneralDisarray 11 months ago 25
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TheGeneralDisarray 11 months ago
@cat0027 rofl its fking hilarious
LarasLawyer 1 year ago
hafe a bloody bird up his arse
sirbestnameever 1 year ago
and then i would...reverse into a powerfull stone grinding wheel...so funny XD
xxxbongosxxx 1 year ago
Or I could stick him up my arse.. Feet first im not a maniac :D funniest line ever spoken :L
MegaSpudMurphy 1 year ago 12
when it comes to budgies he is a very sycotic man.... i love it!!!!
LuckyLuLu1125 1 year ago
@LuckyLuLu1125 psycotic ;)
bradfordbulls4lyf 10 months ago
Takes aaaaaagggeess hahaha
OBJ2K9 1 year ago
Where's the 'killing a pig with a hammer' joke?
drbuk96 1 year ago
@drbuk96 i think its at the end of part 1
tablatom 1 year ago
"feet first, I'm not a maniac!"
crazytosh1 1 year ago 3
A budgie is a small parrot
SebastianJohannes 1 year ago
I thought he was talking about a pet badger, not a budgie.
So much for British nomenclature.
beepandbop 1 year ago
i loved how he started saying stuff like "what i do is i go and kill his budgie with a teaspoon"
like it was a regular occurrence, like it happened every week or something.
HA, i love him <3 xx
lucyorlarry 1 year ago 18
This man should definitely not be allowed a budgie!
MrTenpence 1 year ago 4
seen him live a few times. Much better when it's not being filmed.
LondonKitty 1 year ago
Sean Lock is so funny. Cant believe the guy in the audience @ 0.12secs he looks so bored!
hoguff 1 year ago
Sean is still a largely underrated master of surrealism - easily the equal of his mates Bailey and Izzard.
kisbie 1 year ago
@joegoult heres am idea you dont like him dont click on his videos just to complain
Spazzman299 1 year ago
24 people own budgies.
shitpickle111 1 year ago
@joegoult He doesn't make you laugh, OK. That doesn't mean he's not funny.
So why is he so popular? Bit of a mystery, that.
Bouncybon 1 year ago
@Bouncybon Why is Britney Spears popular? Because most people are morons.
McIntyre caters to fecking idiots. About as funny as Alan Carr
z0mgrugbyreturns 1 year ago
Sean Lock is my joint first favourite comedienne. Joint with jimmy carr
EatMyTrousers 1 year ago 3
@EatMyTrousers Comedienne? He's not a real transsexual.
kisbie 1 year ago
*random quote from relative video*
skullx546 1 year ago
Eventually somethings gunna give...it ain't gunna be the vice.
willshots 1 year ago
"feet first" rofl, nice sean!
mombassaa 1 year ago
@joegoult a lot of people would disagree with you there.....me for one
mrpolaroid123 1 year ago
I guess I just felt that if they'd thought he might be dead it wouldn't be anything to do with social services, that's all.
maltesercat 1 year ago
1. Lee Evans
2. Sean Lock
3. Micheal McIntrye
Midnightninja123 1 year ago
@Midnightninja123 1. lee mack 2. sean lock 3. stewart francis
michael macintyre used to be in my top 3, then i realised he just points out obvious observations and dances around the stage like a bit of a noncee
MistaMase102 1 year ago 2
Funniest man in the world, apart from Stewart Lee ;)
He's wasted on that shit with Jimmy Carr and the bloke off the One Show.
Everyone who likes this, and hasn't already, watch 15 Storeys High.
It might change your life...
kildog 1 year ago
Funniest man in the world, apart from Stewart Lee ;)
kildog 1 year ago
falls over like an empty kinder egg....haha i was in stitches then
DeckDiaries 1 year ago 3
Great stuff.... I've met him :o)
vman996 1 year ago
never tried the reverse budgie position
MikeHuntagape 1 year ago
teaspoon, what a legend!
aisha18cherine 1 year ago 2
I always thought the milk thing was because it implied he had a lot of children hidden in his flat, ie he was a paedophile so the police and social services would be called
maltesercat 1 year ago
@maltesercat
how did get to the idea of him having kids in the house? its simply that the milk not being collected suggests that the person is dead or whatever
ihavekankles 1 year ago
@maltesercat I think everyone else thinks 'dead bloke' but I like your idea more
KangoTV 1 year ago
@KangoTV hehe thanks :)
maltesercat 1 year ago
@maltesercat What does having lots of milk bottles indicated he's a pedo?
WhiteSypher 1 year ago 2
@WhiteSypher most old people get there milk delived and if they built up ppl think there dead , and basically police come round to check there ok lol x
jadeybabz1231 1 year ago
@maltesercat you are blatantly taking the pee here
Benvoyevsky 1 year ago
I think i broke my computer coz i laffed to hard with pepsi in my mouth nd it went everywhere :O
TheParkerPenn 1 year ago 3
"then he falls over like a kinder egg" haha
TheMrsCaruso 1 year ago
Just the noise he makes with the tea spoon!!
nickthelad89 1 year ago
Fantastic surreal story teller.
cleverfeller 1 year ago
what...a...legend
woteva1234 1 year ago
slit his eye lids open oh my god i laughed
sharpezor 1 year ago
lol, funny as hell. didn't get the 30 bottles of milk joke though
mattyhOVashton 1 year ago
@mattyhOVashton
Its because he's old, leaving the milk outside would suggest he can't collect it i.e he's died. Hence social services turning up and wasting police time.
HarrisonRocks 1 year ago
@HarrisonRocks ah right ta, lol
mattyhOVashton 1 year ago
@mattyhOVashton In england, milk is delivered to your door, if a lot of bottles are outside the door of a pensioner, it may indicate that all is not well because he hasn´t been collecting his milk and the police will often be called to check it out.
yatter1 1 year ago
Or I could stick him up my arse!!!!! lmao!!!!LEGEND!!!
welshy292006 1 year ago 2
somthings gotta give, aint gunna be the vice
RUHDready 1 year ago
What a brilliant finish.
looni3 1 year ago 3
"Stay away from my cats."
TheoneParky 1 year ago 4
havent laughed that hard in years... the many deaths of his imaginary budgie did it....
rickstever999 1 year ago 40
Aww budgie killing.....'twas hilarious
1988Marnie 1 year ago
"Then i would reverse towards a stone grinding wheel" Sean Lock, You are an absolute LEGEND.
IWantLandingSnow 1 year ago 25
He's brilliant.
willwak 1 year ago
it falls over like an empty kinger egg
xoxmemoryxox 1 year ago
Lol the part about his neighbour made me laugh and the part with the budgie had me in tears of laughter XD he's just brilliant, one of the best comedians around without a doubt.
JamesWrigglesworth 1 year ago 3
i cried after the budgie bit
hughjazz2008 1 year ago 3
"my daughters weird... he does ...." wtF?
dognigniveilebpot 1 year ago
@dognigniveilebpot ik. but he actually says doctor
Delerium294 1 year ago
Thanks for this.
bat999 1 year ago
Not many people alive can make a theatre of spectators laugh at brutally killing a budgie. What a man!
sozzoll 1 year ago 3
@sozzoll but nobody even tries..
walker1054 1 year ago
"like and empty kinder egg"
Vault101Reject 1 year ago 5
luv the bugdy part lol
ChloeLuvsMusic 1 year ago 8
There's a fucking bear up there!
SirrSnowman 2 years ago 51
my cheeks hurt
hebiakatsuki 2 years ago 4
"......Stay away from my cats." Hahaha! I love Sean Lock. :)
Trookieness 2 years ago 31
"and just feed the greedy little bastard" rofl!
Darkkat255 2 years ago 10
Genius
DrDaveTierney 2 years ago 4
thers a fuckin bear up there!!!
MP023456 2 years ago 10
Urgh!
8DX 2 years ago
I thought this through obviously...flippen hillarious
BubblyLace 2 years ago 6
omgsh that ending bit was the best
Herfer 2 years ago 3
HILARIOUS!
sfurner 2 years ago 2
feet first, im not a maniac ... LOL!!!
George36th 2 years ago 5
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emilytodd28 2 years ago
I LOL'd sooo much at this :')
MaisieMagic95 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Boring T_T
TrueEmergence 2 years ago
jim jefferies is my fav at the moment!!
ferrit22 2 years ago 3
what was weird about the budgie joke?? sean lock is a legend, so xelt4 and mryidkid, go and watch sumthing else if u dont like u pair of cocksuckers
bumjam87 2 years ago 3
hes funny but i thought he went on about the weird budgie joke for too long...
Xelt4 2 years ago
Totally Agree.
MrYidkid 2 years ago
im not stupid id put the feet 1st lol
TheRussellpetersFAN 2 years ago
2:19 absolute beauty
Kebabsvein 2 years ago 4
THERES A FUCKING BEAR UP THERE NO NOT A TEDDY BEAR A REAL ONE xD
pspfan68 2 years ago 6
lol, the budgie at the end was so funnie
ComboKickChicken 2 years ago 7
The budgie bit was making me laugh so much
6buster 2 years ago 105
@6buster
That had to be the most disturbing, nasty and most awesome routine i've heard in about 3 years..... :P
Coentjemons 1 year ago
hehe this guys on a different level.
CityHunter84 2 years ago 3
wow, just realised this episode of Live at the Apollo was broadcast on my 18th birthday :P
Georgeous129 2 years ago
@Georgeous129 my birthday's on the 1st sept too (Y)
hughbo123 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
At a few points I thought him funny but for the most part I thought it a bit boring - his material was good but he didn't amuse me as a comic with his personality. Now I'm bored - guess I must reluctantly .......
Shesnoin 2 years ago
If he's not been picking up his milk then he's presumed dead by neighbours.
azurekenshin 2 years ago 4
i dont get the Milk joke?
krillhead 2 years ago
Literally, if the milks piled up outside his front door - people will get suspicious & call the police as they thing the old guys passed has either died or had an accident & is unable to get up to open the door or call for help....hence the police & social services bashing through the door.....
FinalFreedomEclipse 2 years ago 7
thankyou so much for posting the three of these! i laughed and laughed and laughed
bberny2009 2 years ago 3
kills budgie with teaspoon realy funny ha ha ha ha ha
rednija14 2 years ago
STAY AWAY FROM MY CATS >.>
greenday21 2 years ago 2