Let's Watch Battletoads II

[grottypissedstained]

Phallic tower.

[EpicFailGirl]

1:20 And by think, he means grope.

[lobsopdoy]

For some reason I want to make Diabeetus's kinda nerdy nasal moans into a ringtone. "Er heh huh heeeh"

[FamousAquaDragon]

The 1 joke you could've made:

General Slaughter: You know else wants to kill the Battle Toads?

Muscle Man: MY MOM!!!

[BluBoulzor]

Dark Queen : I will now destroy your planet

All the kids : Damn she is sexy, is she saying something ?

[ImTheDruggernaut]

Stupidest cartoon ever (of one of the most awesome NES games ever).

[Crazy56U]

0:46 ...you made that pun. ...I hate you.

[Chiller326]

@Crazy56U what pun I've watched this three times what are you talking abou-HOLY FUCK

[uiruu]

I leave Retsupurae on in the background while watching porn. I am so weird...

[ravid2323]

Oh wow excellent show.

Excuse me while I go scrub my ears and eyes raw with steel wool & bleach.

[GetsugaTenshoXD]

At 1:36 did that purple rat have a penis?

[Chazzymonkey]

I only wet myself once or twice a week

[WVI]

That was a pretty memorable episode.

So what happened?

[Ezo945]

Was this camcordered, or are the washed out colors and slow moving lines part if the original show?

[DanieluYoshikoto]

@Ezo945 weren't Video tapes always like this?

[salvo711]

That was the worst Back to the Future reference I've heard in about 15 minutes.

[KoopaTroopa895]

Aside from everything else wrong with this show, I laugh at how there constantly using teleporters from getting place to place...but they still use space ships. Oh well I need to go to an insane aslyum to treat my schizofrenia now

[AnnoyingBird100]

Dead to Rights.

[WhiteTiger225]

1:22-1:25 self breast exam during combat?

[ZoomingDakota]

Where we're going we don't need...TIRES

Wow did they really just do that?

[thehaloring90]

@ZoomingDakota yes they just did DAMN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!

[EdmacZ]

Somebody should do a riff on the SMB Super Show someday. Not the Live Action Segment, but the Cartoon segment. It's just as poorly animated and stupid as this.

[FoolyCoolyMabase]

I have never in my life seen the final boss of Battletoads. And never will. So I will just assume it's loosely similar to this

[EponymousKid]

I just remembered, I was watching some livestream a little after it started showing this. I was wondering what show it was, and everyone was all "Battletoads." Naturally, I thought they were joking since "fuck you, that's a fat guy playing basketball there's no goddamn way this is battletoads", and... yeah.

[EponymousKid]

THIS SANDWICH IS THE BIGGEST LOSER IN P HIGH

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

7:00 Is that a recycled background from a Looney Tunes cartoon?

[ggamer2004]

I can't believe you just said "cymbalism."

[ColonelVile]

NO IT'S COMBAT AMPHIBIANS!

[FoolyCoolyMabase]

@ColonelVile IT'S PUGNA BUFONIDAE

[Seth2378]

Battletoads

[fnatsy]

This is kind of unsettling to watch, the sexual subtext is extreme. Especially that lesbian thing with the Dark Queen.

[wikiporno]

IS THIS BATTLETOADS? 

[Lastpatriot]

Why is Rash's bullfighting scene accompanied by a United States military cadence rather than ANYTHING related to bullfighting?

I'm pretty sure all of Bizet's music is in the public domain.

[Punisher106]

WHAT SHOW IS THIS?

[Lastpatriot]

@Punisher106

Doom 3

[GazzyW007]

Thaks to this, anytime I see a toad, I will take a hammer to it, as their kind has ruined my IQ.

[dedee0001]

@GazzyW007

LOL

Toads FTW! XD

I think they could be better than ninja turtles if the graphics and villians were a bit more better =P

[bobbyewing311]

This makes the Mega Man cartoon look amazing

[Falcovsleon21]

@bobbyewing311 Speaking of which, is it me or does Zitz sound like an incredibly nerdy version of Mega Man's voice from that cartoon?

[MyFaceIsMadeOfSpoons]

Okay, I must admit, what Rash did at 4:35 was pretty funny,

[CasualVideoGamer]

@MyFaceIsMadeOfSpoons Yeah, too bad Bugs Bunny already did that joke several times.

[MyFaceIsMadeOfSpoons]

@CasualVideoGamer True.

[BohepansTheThird]

@MyFaceIsMadeOfSpoons

But at least it ripped off something good, rather than something terrible. I guess that's worth something, anyway.

[BabbyPyro]

the one toad's voice sounds like the voice you guys use when making fun of annoying LPers

[BionTimeWorks]

NOT THE MALLLLLL!!!!!!! GOD NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[malique95]

5:04-5:05 wtf 

[ROGUEDETAIL]

7:20 Thats what she said

[ROGUEDETAIL]

2:50 Really a Back To the Future Reference?

[MalamiteLtd]

lol, "cymbalism."

[MegaBlargle]

The dialogue between the Dark Queen and the Princess is REALLY suggestive. It sounds like the Dark Queen wants to do the Princess, not that anything is wrong with that.

[SlugfestWizard]

Its a wonder why this show did not take off.

[Snyperwolf91]

did i said i liked this cartoon ? well there are the battletoads but their buts dont have the lincense of rare. i say , its the biggest dissapointed shit to bring a awesome game series down . i think after this i should drink a beer because its not for battletoads fans . if anyone watched the whole cartoon in this years , then... well ... i say : " Big mindfuck forever ". sorry but i need my emergency beer against the headache by this cartoon. -__- want anyone too beer? =/

[Tigcat2]

LOLOL. Ok, this was even better. *needs to stop commenting on every single video of yours I watch* But it's so epic. xD

[NocturnalAdventurer]

When they were about to transform outside the school, I was hoping it wouldn't work anymore so they'd look like even bigger jackasses in front of everyone.

[theGeniusIndigo]

HOLY SHIT I SAW RAT-FINK

[TheGreatATuin42]

1:06 Yep, he's chokin' that chicken.

[TheGreatATuin42]

The dark queen's kinda hot.

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

2:22

Group hurr!



[covanentsbane]

... But the cow just dropped the teleporter before retreating... it was on the floor. xD

[WinglessIceAngel]

So much Cymbalism. ITS TEH ILLUMINATEH ZOMG!!!!11!!!11!ELEVENTYONE!!!­!1111!

[MahajiHaji]

BDSM Rat thing turns me on.

[HHKelevra]

Apparently you can destroy an entire planet... by sawing a mall in half.

And we wasted so many resources on our 'nuclear weapons' bullshit.

[Roboprez3]

The toads should have just stuck to the video games

[anonymoustehboss]

lets get horny

[indiana1935]

did anyone notice the back to the future refrance

[Headbanger142]

Wow, TMNT ripoff much?

[JimMD102]

Funny, but I liked let's watch mega man much more. You should do more of these. Maybe with Sonic or Mario cartoons.

[tentril]

The Sonic cartoons were actually good though. Zelda though...

[HARKENSCYLD]

Well excuuuuuuuse me, princess!

[sonicfeet]

Thank Diffusion, Information, et Communication for spawning this.

[USAJAP1]

Or DIC, for short.

[Zeroflare21]

4:42 - 4:47 made me fall out of my chair.

5:06 - 5:12 I died momentarily due to laughing.

[NIMPAK1]

Whoa that video was Super Suptacualr!

[eggbandicoot6]

@NIMPAK1 more like "psychotronic" lmao

[DenOfVipers]

Agh! The principal is Colonel Guile!

[0rionBTL]

The only thing this cartoon was missing is constant save state loading.

[Krbyfan1]

AHAHAHAHAHA!

But they're cosmic super toads. They don't need them!

[EdmacZ]

@0rionBTL

And Unregistered Hypercam 2.

[SBaby]

1:23 - Suddenly, he discovers that his breasts have also increased in size.

[FluffyLovesSpyro2]

Thank you Jabba the Huts imp

I lost it there. xD

[GenocidalScream]

No! We need that princess to make some lesbian bondage videos while she's tied to this!

[justinbrosam]

"I only wet myself once or twice a week!" I fell off my chair when diabetus said that.

[GamerUntouch]

Did they say

"Lets get horny!"

at 6:35

[justinbrosam]

Warty

[Hokori]

Retsupurae provides commentary for terrible cartoons, let's plays, or misc. youtube videos. If you want to watch Battletoads...REALLY want to watch BATTLETOADS.... kill yourself.

[Reigam4]

man, this cartoon is aweful ^^

[stringball123]

man your spelling is aweful ^^

[Hokori]

man your punctuation and capitalization is aweful ^^

[stringball123]

sorry i guess its not good enough for a great ambassador of JAPAN

[Hokori]

I think you mean Nihon lolololololololol

[ranchdressing]

lol, the thumbnail's a perfect STFU picture

[Doommaster1994]

Aww yes you're back! What happened to your account?

[mansap]

shut the fuck up, trying to watch battletoads here

[Hokori]

Why are you on Retsupurae's (a commentary group's) account trying to watch a show? Go find it somewhere else.

But if you actually WANT to hear everything they say, you might as well throw yourself headfirst into an empty pool.

[Mooco5]

Is it me, or does the morphing hands thing set itself up for a T-2 joke?

[SuperMarioKarter]

2:52

Totally original line that was not ripped of from back to the future

[seijuruhiko]

one word irony!

[YourAverageJoey]

Surf rock is totally fitting for every scene ever.

[thehelveticascenario]

Battletoads. Won't you?

[Ripper557]

Wow, who would have known a series that started with a painfully difficult NES game, a Brutal Arcade Game, would produce such a Cheesy TV Show

[Mooco5]

Wait, did they make an arcade game? And when did this TV show come out?

[Doommaster1994]

Yes there is an arcade game for this. This cartoon came around christmas I believe in the late 80s/early 90s.

[Science4life1]

I didnt even know such a show exists!! The battletoads game was awsome, so i woundered why there is no battletoads cartoon. And now i wish there wasnt any)

[VGatsV]

Why did you add an end parenthesis without a starting one? What the hell?

[retroman51]

I've seen why Cookie Jar (Media Conglomerate) dissed this idea. And F.Y.I DiC is now eaten up by Cookie Jar entertainment.

[ShadowZidane4]

1:14 looks more like a golf club

[JAVAGOIL]

For some reason I identify with Zits.

[Serivor]

haha i remember watching that when i was little.

funny shit.

exp. her cape changing haha

[Mooco5]

The flying saucer looked like Kung Lao's hat.

[Awesomecola11]

Fatality? Or just fail?

[BaerXIII]

Well it's a fatality in the sense that it fails so much you kill yourself.

[Narrator007]

FLAWLESS VICTORY!

SUICIDALITY

[Insane4lifez]

God this show fucking sucked...

[AndrewGal]

Good lord, so many things wrong. Why does the evil queens tower look like a penis? Why does the bird not drop them off at the top? Why doesnt the queen just yank off the necklace when the princess is tied up? And thats within the span of 10 seconds!

[vampirekoopa]

@AndrewGal 1. dark queen is lonely

2. the bird is a lie

3.she isnt the smartest

[sonicfeet]

2:22

"RrRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!"

[AnotherGaisle]

Did I hear a Back To The Future reference?

[RinsletWalker]

thank god i wasn't the only one who heard that XD

[orangenorth]

8:02 Either the mall shrunk or the ship grew.

[orangenorth]

2:58 Blame global warming!!!!

[somerandomguy586]

CALL THE SNAKES!

[KilobyteBrain]

Wait, your dermatologist?

[Hepathos]

"Battletoads..."

And that's it.

[WittingStudios]

Me feel less smart after seeing this.

[xWhiteClaudiax]

OMFG.

"Analyze this scene and notice the cymbalism".

Goddamn if that isn't one of the worst puns I've heard in my life.

[DarkLink9393]

As bad as this cartoon is, I have to point out that her cape is red on one side and it's purple on the other. That's why it seemed like it was changing.

[DarkLink9393]

1:21 - Wtf was he doing? Think with his hands 0_o

[Henroidt]

Feeling himself up, naturally.

[sonicfeet]

"Think with my... penis... "

[retroman51]

and push the A button.

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

LOLOLOOL

[Hamster44444539]

How did they know that the saucer was going to explode?

[Davideogamer]

I think I can honestly call that the worst animation I've ever seen. And the worst plot set-up! Boy, this show just reeked of pure quality.

[eggbandicoot6]

@Davideogamer what about Space Thunder Kids or Titanic the Animated Movie, or even the Super Mario Bros. Super Show? I'm sure they had much worse animation. Mario's show made so many mistakes with animation and voice. The two movies i mentioned like to reuse animation clips God knows how many times.

[lupinvash3]

Not a good imitation of Scott McNeill's voice when doing that bull dude's voice. Ah, Scott McNeill. One of my all-time favorite anime dubbers, such as playing as Piccolo, and Duo Maxwell.

[Falcovsleon21]

Yeah. What is it with him and the rest of Ocean Group's voice talents getting gigs doing voice overs for bad video game cartoons? Oh well, at least Scott recovered from this tragedy to go on to voice Dr. Wily in the Mega Man cartoon and half the cast of Beast Wars.

[Fusionman42]

0:47 - LOL XD

Rescue Ranger auditions in 20 minutes!

[AmazingL4rry]

1:22

Is he groping himself?

[terrificTBO]

ouch i am so glad i wasnt born in the 80'S or when ever this knob fuck came out

[Mysterious0Bob]

Umm, it never came out. Thats the whole point.

[Mysterious0Bob]

I love the thumb for this video for some reason.

[DoktorDFlower]

PSYCHOTRONIC!!!

[dainegai]

I can't believe he stole a line from "Back to the Future"...

[BananaFort]

Yikes. David Wise wrote this episode?

Geez, he should've stuck with DKC music. Things like these make me want to throw the writer into a Stickerbrush Symphony.

[Falcovsleon21]

I think he's talking about the TMNT Episode Script Writer named David Wise not the awesome composer at Rare with the same name.

[BananaFort]

Ah, okay. Thought they were the same person for some reason. Thanks for clearing that up.

[TweekMorgan4dictator]

Yeah, I know.... that must be a really common name or something.

[myochi]

wow, this show looks terrible

[ZavionSrath]

So, I guess the President would get a call and he'd just throw up his hands "We're fucked, they tore up a mall, let's just give up."

How the fuck did she conquer anything if her first act is to destroy a small shopping center. Is she like some sort of intergalactic out of place Grinch? "Hah hah, Christmas is ruined! You'll never be able to afford those shoes at Target!"

[BackgroundBailey]

Wow does this cartoon overuse surfer music?

I mean, don't get me wrong, it would still suck even if it didn't but it feels out of place, even in a piece of crap cartoon like this.

[PsychoJosh]

All cartoons overuse whatever they establish as their theme music. TMNT overused cheesy action themes, Super Mario Super Show overused video game music and sound effects, etc.

[tehcoolcan]

Ahaha, it's like MST3K, but with a bad cartoon.

[WolfKazumaru]

Psychomatic!

[Ayanami555]

I'd totally do the Dark Queen.

[ZillasElite]

well if everyone named the obvious flaws to shows, every show would suck :P

[sigmasquadleader]

Watch this without the commentary.

You tell me this is "good"

[spacevampirestudios]

You had me at the cymbalism bit.

[GrimReaper19]

Battletoads.

[Skope111]

OMG "CYMBALISM" HAD ME IN STITCHES!!!

[shockraid1]

CALL THE SNAKES had me giggling helplessly.

[NutNapalm]

1:10-1:16 I think it's a Golf Club

[mavisdick360]

THIS IS GAY BITCH!!!!!

[sigmasquadleader]

Wow.

[dumuh]

Central Shaft...... Who would write that in a children's show?

[EMike07]

PUMA MAN.

Err... BATTLETOADS.

[Lynk3]

BATTLETOADS!

[Brandished]

Watch the part where they're kicking a hole into the tower.

God damn those toads have nice asses.

[DarkLink9393]

Dear God, what is wrong with you!?!

[BEARCRAB]

why is rash the only one with teeth

[bbqplatypus318]

NOOOAAEEAOOOOOOUUUUU!!!

[smithdanger]

"I'm gonna have you committed to the Oxnard State Institution! Do not question the authority of the High School Principal!"

[neoboman]

God that show would've been amazing. They should've picked it up for at least one season.

[SteveElOtaku]

And 4Chan would have had even more fun with it...

[Twieserboy]

more

[dunder567]

This must have been a welcomed change from watching youtube LPs.

[KingMole]

Ugh.

Diabetus, how did you manage to watch this?

[Dreader92]

2:52, Rip off from Back from the future., or the maker of those movies had a bad taste in shows.