Crysis Funny AI

[theleatherface12345]

wich level is this??

[fro0007]

3. Bro, about your wife...

2.(sitting) dude i dont think thats such a good idea....

1.*dies*

3.Damn Bro, *takes a draft* Talk about being touchy...

[drone565]

1.So about the weather...(dies)

2.sleeps on rock

3.Yeah Bro

[fro0007]

lol i love that glitch

[lightismystrength]

That guy is blind...

[carloalberto1982]

He must be smoking some good stuff...

[m1up]

I wonder what hes smoking...

[nosiriwonthaveapples]

He did come back to life later. Did they continue their conversation?

[Daemondeserteagle]

@dontheturtle you are right in most videogames when they are speaking a diffrent launauge it is a real launauge

[Daemondeserteagle]

@greatdoodad accuatly in most video games they are accutaly saying things in a diffrent launauge.

[mochamonkey1232]

if you look on the dock in the first area theres a korean taken a piss.

to much sake.

[Thek213]

1: Yeah, what about that Kim Jong-Il dude?

2: (tranquilized)

1: Yeah, I thought so.

[R3app3r]

I finished WARHEAD in all difficult but the AI always worked perfectly.

[victor555117]

It's the demo!

[miccidudedavid]

lol his friend is just standing there like oh, my friend is dead, damn snipers, well im sorry for your loss

[toma804]

In that moment i felt like HL2 had better AI.

[carny15]

lol.

[LRW96LIVE]

0:35 nows not the best time to have a nap you know

[DonTheTurtleDude]

1.How have you been?

2.great. you?

1. my wife wants us to go to paris for our vacation. i told her we don't have enough money, and she said i can drop dead.

(dies)

2. well my friend, never scorn a woman.

[greatdoodad]

@DonTheTurtleDude lol is that actualy what they said? XD wow i always thought that they werent actualy saying anything in korean because most video games about other games just make them say random gibberish

[DonTheTurtleDude]

@greatdoodad lol no i was just making it up. :) but a friend of mine is korean and he says that they are accualy saying things...... maybe i can ask him what exactly.

[TheCoolPainguin]

this video shows how dumb koreans are

[masterpiraka]

hey i iz nat teh dumm

[tremin]

Grammar fail though..

[TheDM75]

Poor guy he thought his friend fell asleep

[poopoo563]

Korean 1: If you wont stop smoking i will be forced to die!

Korean 2: HELL YEAH I WILL SMOKE ON THIS INTILL YOU DIE@(!*^%

Korean 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOO

*dies*

[hankscorpiouk]

Maybe the one on the right is an AI enthusiast who discovered a revolutionary new algorithm for perception in bots, and had to excitedly convey it to his jock friend, but his friend doesn't care and collapsed from boredom. Now he's lost face and is asking his sleepy friend if beer and football is really so much better.

[TerminatorT700]

with the 1.2 patch its fixed

[LogicImplosion]

Good, I didn't even like that guy anyway.

[ricky1345]

he needs to finish his smoke, idiot.

[banjeet123]

i can explain that. The korean guy was smoking weed!!!

[PhilippeDeAndria]

@banjeet123 ahahahah dude that comment was hilarious :D:D:Dd

[Mesina2]

lol

[breznk]

This is so funny. Yours and my video are almost the same. And i swear i didn't copy, cause i just found your video now.

RIGHT ON MATE! ^^ :P

[XxStJimmy]

lol.......i agree with meteorito494

[thehalflifedude]

He's blind, he didn't know his friend was asleep.

[ricky1345]

Its an Ai law man, u need to finish the smoke.

[Meteorito494]

lol can someone know wat did the koreans said i guess its...

Korean 1 :Man i love smoking

Korean 2 :stop smoking the fucking americans must be here somewhere*gets shot*

Korean1:Smoking is really oh what did you said"?

xDDD

[dogensu]

what i really love about the AI in crysis is the way they say stuff like Yankee Shankee

[swordyboyakon]

what does it mean?

[dogensu]

i dunno

[dogensu]

does anybody know how to spea korean and translate it for me?

[KurtisYup]

He just wanted to finish his smoke first :D

[Lugbash24]

Crytek. Maximum AI.

[riddickka]

ignore

[NoUse4AName14k]

Him's friend is dead and he is still talking to him..

[monsterhunter576]

lol the second dudes like " oh shit not again.....EVERYONE I MEET SUDDENLY DROPS DEAD >:( "

[KyleVsChristianFilms]

lol

[xXBosnianSniperXx]

OR his buddies realize "Hey, he's still go a hangover from that big ass party at Wong's last night."

[melikeyyeah]

The world needs more editors.

[kubinzz]

lol, the info comment owns! :D

[majtor88]

lol xD

[sapernt300]

Maximum LOL

[xXBosnianSniperXx]

Dude's obviously just smokin a big jungle fatty.

[hypermonia014]

i bet he was smokin mirjuana :P

[pauloneon012]

well i bet it is! coz the other guy was get tranqelize or something but the other guy is still talking and not get alerted on what happend!!! hehehe maybe that is the effect of marijuana O_o OMG!

[Al3xX256]

I could understand what they were saying! :o Except for that they had a north korean ridiculous accent

[altfan]

What were they saying?

[Al3xX256]

"about where are they going? There's something about that. it takes about (He took off his binocs) "

The other guy says "Why are ppl dying all of a sudden?" It loses the true meaning in translation

[altfan]

thanks.

[Scatmanfi]

Guy is on high. so what =D

[jejek1994]

what program are you using to record cuz fraps are shizzle...

[Oiazideia]

Lol He Said Are U Looking Crazy Man! [In Korean] LOL THIS IS Funny XD

[bluegama500]

i know this may sound dumb but how do u zoom in and out with binoculars.reply please not comment

[Zuon94]

@bluegama500:

You scroll the mouse wheel to zoom in and out while in binocular mode.

[bluegama500]

thama

[dethustla36]

the ai on call of duty world at war is better but i love both of this games

[CynicalPhuker]

I remember when I first played this game and was sneaking up on an enemy through the grass and trees. I was just about to shoot them when they decided to take a piss. I was not expecting to see this from the AI in this game lol.

[bluegama500]

LOL

[brda0707]

what they smoking????

[waiting2die44]

one of the things i WONT forget about Crysis. i was planning my attack for 5 minutes. when i was ready, i picked a starting target. a guy on break, just having a smoke. i watched him for a minute or two. he threw his cigarette to the ground, steped on it, and turned to go back to whatever his work was and i sniped him in the head. its so weird how something as little as smoking (and not just npcs who smoke 24/7) can add such a personal quality to an AI. i killed that man.

[nightmissle]

GBT/b/

[horizon]

So that leaves me wondering...did you feel survivor's guilt upon completing the game?

[waiting2die44]

hmm. a little. but its soo awesome at the same time. just makes you wonder......

[Gamadrilische]

Maybe the 2nd korean soldier is a ghostwisper:))

[kalyxen]

AIignore is da shiet

[batista6590]

The Korean guy, where lives is at Drugs!!!LOL!

[videogiocatore]

lol i think that quake 2 have a better ai

[giuboy]

crysis is comedy game anymore.

[AddefromSwe]

haha lol he didn't notice the other guy fell in sleep!! xD

[lanman132]

:DD

[Bloodsaberxy]

bongs do crazy things to you

[bubbleboy80]

Wow, true realism finally brought to games!

[AlphaOmegaFin]

Lol yeah!

[TuPP3]

hahaha :D

[MetronomeStudiosLV]

That guy on the right is smokin a big jungle fatty.

[madsfughol]

the smoker must be deaf and blind. And dumb cause he think he can talk.. fufufuf

[N15M07]

it it nothing.. i sleeped all of them and they still speaking :-D

[bandzaybandzay]

LOL :DDD

[animefan132]

wow that guy must have no friends if hes talking to a dead guy lmao

[devilrpr]

the bots act dumer on the editor that is what he must be on because on singleplayer they are always smart...

[farter1a2b3c]

please tell me your joking

[soberauzzie]

LOL that was funny shit.

[dustondude10]

he TALKs to DEAD!!! lolololO0LOL

[nickfizzle]

The guy was asleep not dead *if you didn't notice the player switched to the tatical attachment for the SCAR and then shot the guy which makes them fall asleep*

[POVELITELY]

for Fy-71

[nickfizzle]

yea sorry i didnt notice that it was on the korean gun... but it was still a tactical attachment wich put the person to sleep.

[filip9994]

haha ! sweet bug :D

[Coolflames101]

ROFL! LMAO! LOL

[Daemonik6]

What is a good program for recording gameplay videos. i want to make some and post on youtube

[Wooboo]

*Thwip! Thud*

"Anyway, like I was saying, Quang...Quang? You fell asleep on me again? Well, I'm just gonna keep on talking until you wake up again! I have had it up to here repeating myself whenever you doze off on me like this! Anyway...Where was I?...That's right, Bananas!"

[waiting2die44]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHH­AHAHAH... nice... :)

[vkotis]

lololololol

[Anstice]

keep in mind this is the pre-release demo (check top right corner) the AI in the real game's a lot better

[pkpgpkpg]

lol i us teh tac alot... easy kills... XD and yes they die because i tag them then use super strength and hit them 50 meters *snickers* XD

[valios11]

when you mean a boat for the first time zoom on the dock you will see a guy pissing and he seem to like that YOU SEE THE PISS TOO XD

[SixStringHero21]

tehclaw is rught, the tactical attachment doesn`t kill him

[MGlBlaze]

it's a tranquiliser dart. It has a very limited use and I almost never use it because of the recharge time, but it's interesting for a challenge.

[joshua12345676]

press X or w.e the button is 2-3 more times to not have to wait for it to recharge :)

[xDEADLOCKEDx2468]

That just takes up your time......

[zenniz1992]

I road killed the another guy who he was talking and he is still smoking.

[Brutality183]

you dont have to post it twice

and i know that he didnt died i was joking

and yes its bug in the downloaded vir

ai cant to "not notice"

wait this is how all the pc errors come from.. my pc just dont notice that

[Brutality183]

korean 1:If I lie that GOD will kill me now

*korean 1 dies*

korean 2: fucking lier..

btw its bug in the downloaded vir... the AI in the real game is kick ass

[theclaw195]

thats not a bug. and he didnt die. if you looked you'd see he used his tactical attatchment which doesnt kill them. and if they get shot and fall asleep its programmed in the AI to not notice.

[radleygh]

its intended to be a bug, you mean.

[theclaw195]

theres no such thing as an intended bug.

the dev's probably put it in there to motivate people to use the tactical attachment i really don't know.

[BlackPheonix81]

"programmed in the AI to not notice"

If its not a bug then they must have programmed it on purpose not to react.

i dont now what they were thinking...who wouls just stand there if your team mate had been shot by some random projectile!?

[theclaw195]

well i dont think there were that many times when they were talkign to eachother, most of the time they would be facing other directions, so it would be practical not to have them hear.

[MGlBlaze]

well in the full game whenever I shoot someone with the TAC attachment, others notice if they're around and see the other guy drop. It's probably just some weird thing in the demo.

[rockmandrum]

I think the koreans said,

soldier:Did you heard about those american pigs crashin around here/

officer:Nah.That's just a rumor.Anyway,go get me my water.

soldier:UHHH....(he was shot)

officer:Get up!I know your faking. Huh?

[Killazaa]

Did they actually say that? :| I guess i should just check it out on the game...

[cranrur911]

Smoking Korean: "Hey you saw the girl yesterday?"

Korean: "Yeah! She was... *Drops Dead*

Smoking Korean: *stares at his friend then at the pot* "DAMN! This shit is good!"

[cranrur911]

*Thump*

"Hey! Mommy said we have to do our chores! It's not sleeping time!..... MOMMY!!!"

[Paulster5]

HAAHHAHAH

[cryptdid]

Actually the Korean he shot was the Korean that was talking XD.

The sleeper bullet didn't work...?

[rockmandrum]

Well,the sleeping gun made him sleep while the other guy starts questioning.

[ttm56]

ahahahahaha :D

[coolglock19]

haha!!north korean!!

"미래가 달려있다나?"

[Nuk513]

whos dana

[Hex72]

Lololol, he doesn't care as long as he thinks he has someone to talk to.

[Kakerot4141]

hey, he's not gonna stop to defend himself, he's GOTTA finish that cig first.

[Cubekiller04]

bwahahahahaha damn Funny haha X'D

[Pauloo86]

LoooL the stupid AI xD Great !

[jaumejuju]

aaaaaa ok que el tio no se empana xd

[mattutubematt]

lol but the truth is that there is 3 guys, one is sitting behind the rock....the only question is how come they didnt react when they se theyre own dude knocked out by a sleep dart, usually they run away...

[realbaresolesNYC]

lol

[EvilSaNTa23]

ya that happened to me and after a half min of talkin to the unconsicous guy the 1 not asleep walked away

[Zatar963]

LMAO

Korean 1: "Hey man, how are you?"

Korean 2: "Oh, not bad man. I just-" *gets shot*

Korean 1: "You got a new car! Nice! What engine does it have?" *stares intently at dead Korean 1*

Korean 1: "A V8, nice man!"

LMAO that would be funny

[StealthAcolyte]

So Korean 1 stares at himself?

[XenTheKiller]

Lol.... Is he ?

[hogsy12]

Eyes inside out lol!

[Zatar963]

lol Sorry for the mistake :D Change that to Korean 2 :)

[r4r3]

the dead walks

[TBS30STM]

lol retard, still talking when his mate is on the floor asleep! nice vid

[Shadow2271]

hey are you listening to me?! stop laying around!

[DooMx35]

lol

[WazooX2]

LMAO

[Bill138]

OMG lmao

[sebio0007]

Korean 1:"Man these cigars are awesome"

Korean 2:"Ya they're the shit"

Korean 1:drops dead

Korean 2:"Told ya' it's good shit" ^.^

[supersimy]

Hahaha! :D

[noobiexxl]

lol

[realitic]

lmao

[realitic]

lmao

[adrian15041994]

lol

[prodygy]

HAHAHHAHAH that was very funny +1

[spycaper51]

pre release demo

[adamo321]

lol he likes tobacco more than his dead, dart filled friend

[spycaper51]

LOL!!!

I mean, this guy's friend just got shot and all he can say is

"....so anyway, gotta have ma ciggar!"

[tripslipfall]

Hahaha.

[Hulkboy3]

Just blabbering randomly in korean regardless of his friend shot to the ground by a dart:D "gots to have ma cigar"

[getpunkedpaul]

:D:D

[Pssyho]

No this isn't chinese eyes :) This is Korean eyes... The don't see anything, beacose they have very small eyes xD

5\5

[otaku32]

you're an idiot 5/5

[mooseguy04]

that is delta, because it says that Koreans only speak korean on Delta level

[rfizzle]

nah they speak korean when they dont spot u no matter what. if they see you they'll go "what was that!!!!!!" if its delta "korean dialogue !!!!!!"

[riotforce1]

it is delta because he has no cross hair which is one of the handicaps that delta includes

[in2dax]

what difficult was it?

[sarkasmi83]

That's probably pot he's smoking. ;D

[TenshihanQuinn]

LMFAO!!  YEAH!

[fuckyou6fort]

this video shows

smoking is not good

[Empires91]

BEST COMMENT EVAR

[raccoonmatinginyour]

I agree. He was really stupid whats it gonna make you?

[eppesuig75]

blind and stupid KI xD This foo think hey wahts up stand up ;D

[artistssoftpastels]

can't leave cigars even in such situations =)

and

*Guy watches his friend fall to the ground*, "Fine i'll just talk to my self then"

lol yeh

[Burningmist]

maybe he's blind

[rafacin]

ROFL

[Empires91]

Chinese eyes, what you ant?

[paul32994]

one time i grabbed an enemy troop and threw him on the ground, he started shaking like he was having a seizure but looked like a pouting baby

[Gun605]

that AI is so bad/funny.. after watching the video an laughing from it an the comments.. i 4got that the tank expoloded.. they were supose 2 react 2 that

[Legatoazul]

"Oh yeah, did you see that GAH!" Falls over.

"...Yeah, yeah I saw that...It was good.." Continues smoking.

[zzzzzrobert]

oh... those settings is just.... amazing...