Sandra Lee - No-Bake Love Cake

[xAiiRPLANES]

Oh look, it's Liv Hansen!

[TheOfficalAndI]

a photo on the top would taste great

[TheOfficalAndI]

haha grandma reference, since she is such a good cook :D

[9011jwood]

her bangs are irritating

[merdge22]

who needs wedding crashers when you could just invite sandra lee to Any wedding!

[icanseeuranus]

everything in her kitchen is so white. it was a waste of time filming this in colour.

[Pruttomaten]

''corrigated cake rounds''

oh honey,be honest and that it's cardboard that you've cut out circles in? ._.

[TheXfactor1217]

A photo would look perfect at the top of this cake.

[ofohsh0]

0:50 and on top of it all, she has the audacity to act like putting cake on top of cake is a perilous task

[toodarncooll]

Heaven forbid you put anymore time into your wedding cake...fuck it...just order me a large blizzard and "decorate" it with some dragees!! You're welcome, people! You're welcome...

[berryluvz]

I would fucking die if that was my wedding cake!

[MeghanJillG]

This might be a cute engagement party cake, or a shower cake. But I'm imagining: my future husband and I are planning our wedding. We know that the cakes are a lot of $, but he says his cousin has a cooking show and can make our cake. I've never seen this cooking show, but am touched by the generosity of her donating her time to create our wedding cake. Then the day of the wedding comes, & she shows up with THIS? I would cry. Sandra Lee would make me cry tears of sorrow on my wedding day.

[17loveyrae]

also known as the "divorce cake"

[zeldafreak701]

Did no one at this set, be it camera man, light man or even a spectator, have the balls to say just say 'wtf'?

[Krriikkis]

I pity the poor couple that gets a wedding cake like this... But thanks again for all the hilarious comments here, my stomach hurts cause I'm laughing so hard! :'D

[fatalfeline]

So trashy...

[NoKrakana]

Who orders cookies online?

[jessicavije]

"thank God we're done" DONE WHAT. STACKING CAKE on top each other. such a work!

[krownzilla]

What a lovely wedding cake...if you had your wedding at a Walmart parking lot.

[JossPhaux]

I think the cardboard would be the tastiest part of the cake.

[daveeeed99]

This isn't supposed to be an actual "WEDDING CAKE", right?

...Right?

[lLUvCuPcAkEsSs]

I do love shows that make food easy since it saves me time but this is just ridiculous! I mean seriously? Stacking three cakes and then adding cookies to them plus leaving the cardboard is just nasty! Wedding cakes are supposed to look fancy/elegant however this "wedding" cake looks like it came from Walmart and made from a cake mix. Sadly a store bought birthday cake looks much better than this! >:O

[Mayna00]

Buy cakes. Stack cakes on top of each other. Buy cookies. Put cookies on cake.

Genius <3

*takes a swig of vodka*

[Blunderbuss09]

Sandra, a 'no bake' cake is one that doesn't need to be put inside an oven, not one where someone else has done all the work for you.

[snappor]

winging it with Sandra Lee

[DejectedDonkey]

@snappor LOL. Now that's funny as phuck! OMG. Thanks for that :D

[snappor]

repeating rocks gives you geology.

[perfectyaoi123]

..............why is this is a cooking show? they arent even cooking.............they're just placing objects on stuff...............they didnt even bake the cookies or the cake......................as a person who actually knows how to cut fruits and vegetables, I fing this insulting..............

[beautysfire]

I had no idea that "moveable" meant you can move the cake! Wow! Thanks Sandra! *Rolls eyes and runs from the disaster that is this cake*

[duckpwnd]

Hey, Sandra. How about you take the time you spend decorating your kitchen to match your shirt and instead read a cookbook? Maybe you'll be able to make something that isn't shit.

[gmanthebest]

Wow, it's like feng shui but with food.

[disastertruck]

there is no better way to say 'I want a divorce' than with this cake.

[lushgreenapple]

That cake is fugly!

[DShikigami]

Well no shit it's a No-Bake cake if buy it from the store...

[inferno232]

The No-Love of Baking Cake.

[MsC0C0YA]

i want my wedding cake to look EXACTLY like that.

[angelsite285O]

I would cry if someone brought this to my wedding!!!

[allieskellington]

@potsticker11 They are sprinkles, actually! They definitely look like metal though, and they don't taste very good either. :P

[fab4fan5]

The wedding cake shape cookie looks better than that cake there decorating with cookies..such a cop-out

[jaketen2001]

this ho cant make a mud pie much less anything else

just one word Sara: Kwanza

please just start a show where you sit in a lounge chair and drink cocktails--that is the only talent you have

[jaketen2001]

nothing says I dont give the slightest shit about you more than a Sandra Lee dish.

[jmcruikshank]

Oh come on, that top layer isn't even remotely centered. Bad form, Aunt Sandy.

[inferno232]

OH MY GOD THERE'S TWO OF THEM

Man, we're all doomed. Except for the liquor stores, they'll profit greatly.

[barnaby1988]

Her grand ma must be livid!

[darkenedvelvet]

you don't just stack cakes like that!! in an hour they will all be at the bottom layer!! cookies on a cake?! gawd... horrible.. I can't stop watching her video's though :/

[mamapanda08]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

[potsticker11]

Is that...is that METAL on the cookies?!? Dear God...

[barnaby1988]

@potsticker11 They are edible, look up Vark.

[ShizzlWag]

uhm... a bride would never do her wedding cake on her on or made by non-professional people xD

[Aratimb]

HA HA "You can sort of fake it" You GOT to love it!

[lacorralez]

I love how the layers are all off center and the frosting is still smeared. She's the laziest person on tv. And with the talent of a reality star...

[windhowl22]

i cant stop  watching there vids, there just sooo terible , and they have like no talent at all....pahahahaha...

[DieBeautyTwins]

who bake this.. ?

OK WE TAKE IT FROM THE BAKERY...

u must don´t bake it ... LOL

[Kristanni20X6]

The cookies themselves look nice. The cake on the other hand...

[felixtheseventh]

congrats, you've reached the point of completely useless.

[PennyDreadfuI]

I have this great recipe where you take BigMacs and put them on a plate, arrange some McDonald's fries around the burgers and then drizzle them with Heinz catsup packages. I wonder if FoodNetwork will give me a TV show?

[ketchietl2]

@PennyDreadfuI

LOL NICE

[16Brenditaa]

@PennyDreadfuI LOL :P

[300lbsNick]

@PennyDreadfuI So you've seen "Epic Meal Time" then?

[volleyballCrazEDozie]

@PennyDreadfuI i'll take five of those big macz exrta.............. EVERYTHING

[MajorMercedes]

I love how they sit there and talk about how you can fake a professional wedding cake (like from a magazine!) and then churn out... That.

[yerinyoon]

wow, it took 3:38 minutes for those people to show us how to put premade cookies onto a cake.. -_________-

[mvvangmai]

The butt ugliest wedding cake ever!

[AcornKnights]

This is for a wedding??? 

[pinkzebraluv99]

no shit its a no bake cake she bought it and decorated it with (i'm going out on a limb here) premade cookies.

[S0ryiu]

Did she just stack the cake while leaving the cardboard on the bottom? yeesh.

[surrency1992]

@S0ryiu How do you think wedding cakes stay up? Those cardboard rings and dowels for extra support.

[S0ryiu]

@surrency1992 The dowles I can understand, but I have never seen a layered cake before that leaves the entire cardboard bottom on the top tiers.

[surrency1992]

@S0ryiu In professional bakeries you wouldn't rarely use cardboard but use cake boards. Which in sandra lee terms cake boards are just cardboard. You use them for multiple tier cakes it make the weight spread evenly. .

[cobaltwill215]

"Hey Susan..did you make that cake all by yourself? where did you learn how to frost and stack wedding cakes? Susan- Oh well I just bought bakery cakes and stacked them and put cookies on it. Friend- Where did you get the cake? Susan- Wal-Mart..oh and I saw Sandra Lee do this on the food network..it was so effortless!

[margaritamachiney]

"Sometimes repeating that pattern can give you that...geometry." I hope she means symmetry cause that's like saying this icing is gonna give you that chemistry.

[jlollyfull]

Who in their right mind decorates a cake with cookies? I like the dragees, though. They're pretty.

[tinabeaner004]

i like how the cake topper is a cookie in the shape of a cake.

[MegaPolinda]

Очень красиво)))

[Freelifewonder]

Bad video. 

[MissNoots]

I... I can't believe what I just watched.

Is this woman for real?

Is she just a massive troll?

This shit actually is actually AIRED?

[witchy90210]

@MissNoots Sadly theres more



[boyntonchang]

the very top layer of the cake seemed off..and is that supposed to be someone's real wedding cake?!?!

[HelloIsThereAProblem]

... Kill it! Kill it with fire...!

[Zitaable005]

i like how she never bakes anything

[gabbyr89]

it's a sad cake

[KingdomheartsII]

No Bake, No Love, No Cake.

[ReasonsItrust]

great idea~

[SugarDemon1035]

Sandra Lee heard you like cake, so she put a cake on your cake so you can eat some while you eat some.

[Muhnazer]

"and then you use a repeating pattern, like geometery, or whatever, I don't know. I'm wasted let's just get this stupid party thing over with."

[ZeroMyHero99]

Hide yo sugar, hide yo flour

Hide yo sugar, hide yo flour

And hide the butter too

[Mliaer1]

this is shit

[MrsRachelDrewBieber]

It so cute

[wicaco]

I love when Sandra Lee's recipes amount to, "Walk into store. Hope they have these really obscure and specific pre-made items that you will probably have to make yourself. Assemble them together and serve."

[TheMeerkittens]

is this meant to be a wedding cake?

[goliaboi]

clearly she's drunk cus that is about as off centered as you can get

[ZeroMyHero99]

At this point, I'm just watching her videos to read the comments.

[ClandestineGirl16X]

What the hell is that?

[salinacici2]

Look at Sandra's left hand 2:03.  yeah Sandra, you would do that....

[lancelot854]

ITS OFF CENTER, HOW CAN YOU NOT PLACE SOMETHING DIRECTLY IN THE CENTER OF A CIRCLE< HOW DID THIS BITCH GET A SHOW

[rachelallencamus]

"sometimes repeating a pattern... gives you that geometry..." trail off because you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

[gallifrey1212]

Cookies? On a cake? All this sugar would make anyone have the shits for days >_<

[geezkee]

This is not semi homemade this is how to buy stuff and stick it together and if people don't see anything wrong with this being on the food network then they are just as drunk as aunt sandy. Bottoms up!

[345glittery]

why is everyone stressing over this?? its just a cake. and i personally think they did a great job :)

[MileyMessersmith]

@islandbabe9289 the only excuse for that to be a wedding cake, is if a child did it. Then it'd be cute. To have someone's name attached to the Food Network to produce this, I would be livid.

[zaman209]

wow i like that cake but first i thought you were frosting with blue frosting

[Swedexplosion]

Put as many cakes on top of each other as you want.

It still won't cancel out the lie.

[zaman209]

@Swedexplosion cakes are really good okay understood

[PunkyPlow]

This is like Family Guy for actual bakers.

[RareEmerauld86]

oh my gosh..... such a bad cooking show!!! The least you can do if you SO want to go store-bought, is to get store-bought MIX, maybe??? Take the mix and put them into whatever shapes you want, then get store-bought cookie mix, maybe??? Make those cookies and THEN start the decorating?? *rolls eyes* Semi-homemade.....

[epicrandomnessXD]

"now underneath here are teh corrugated cake..rounds" OMFG ITS CALLED CARDBOARD!!!

[Lillzbe]

@epicrandomnessXD LOL i was thinking the same thing

[winxclubloveify]

they're going to eat cardboard..... -_-

yum

[annyzz11]

LOL THEY LEFT THE CARDBOARD ON THE CAKE!

[wingsofhope2]

So a love cake with store bought cake and store bought cookies? Yeah, that's some love you have Sandra.

[illusionmagician]

.....and my mother always say a good cake was baked with love and the appearance does not matter, guess it's the opposite thing for auntie Sandy.

[bebekelly03]

Are you two sisters and are those diamonds?

[Fluffyll]

Wanna know what this really is? Take out the 'bake' from the title.

[Blunderbuss09]

God-fucking-dammit are you serious. I've made semi-homemade cakes. I've made cakes with store-bought cookies on the outside. THIS SHIT ISN'T HARD, SANDRA, COME ON.

[Maneater1984]

"Just stack some cheap cakes and drop shit on it" I think is what Sanrda was trying to tell her audience here, you could tell that Happy Hour had already started down the road and *gasp* SHE WAS LATE.

[Kristanni20X6]

This would actually be good if she actually made the cake.

OOPS no it wouldn't. It's Sandra Lee

[cooolness3]

Do she never consider flavor? I mean...is it all about how it ends up looking? It looks like shit btw.

[cuteymint01]

wow this video rocks!

[daveeeed99]

@cuteymint01 hahaha

[chrizzboo]

OH MY GOD! A CAKE WITH COOKIES, WHAT'S AN AWESOME RECIPE!

[wespolly]

Mmm....what a delightful wedding cake. Bland coloring, stale Wal-mart cakes, 6 cans of store-bought frosting laced with trans fat and cardboard sugar cookies with fucking METAL PIECES attached to them...

Is this wacko serious? If she were to have brought this cake to a real wedding, she should be arrested. d__d

[SeanElGatoTelevision]

Severe diabetic shock followed by diarrhea for days.

[maryannawesomeaita]

"Didn't you used to do this when you were little?"

Yes! I did! And I wouldn't want anything that I did when I was little to have anything to do with my wedding.

[allen77allen]

First three seconds: Shit cake? You bet it is!

[Izzyk84]

@RayRoark2011 im certainly not defending sandra lee, her "cooking" is gross but its not metal, theyre these sugar balls with edible silver "paint" on them

[SugaDollGal]

there's a reason why this video has a like/dislike ratio of 40/110

[cupicaik125]

This cake looks like something I made out of Play-Doh and animal crackers when I was 5.

[emoasfxck]

@cupicaik125 nice job stealing Food Network Humor's joke.

[almostalyss]

what the hell? this is ridiculous.

[GazeRock123]

divorce...

[ClaudB89]

leave it to the professionals sandy.

[BigAlUpdates]

You know, I could of sworn I saw something like this on another show...what was it called again? Oh yeah...

WORST CHEFS IN AMERICA

[sbgal13]

they couldve at least piped some icing for decorations...i dont like the idea of the cookies...its just too much

[Florescent6Muffin]

Creativity is not reading a cake decorating magazine at Wal-Mart and then making a cheap imitation of it. If anyone made me a wedding cake like that, I would seriously reconsider the way my life is going.

[Swingfinger]

those cookies look like toilet seats

[GearsX]

who the hell puts cookies on a cake? That's a fuckin' heartattack waitin' to happen

[BigAlUpdates]

Semi-Homemade Cooking...Now with even LESS cooking!

Buy three cakes at Wal-Mart

Decorate with cookies

????

PROFIT

[strawberryrobin]

@BigAlUpdates Not just any cookies, cookies bought over the internet! 

[cuna80]

@2:21 "You can sort of fake it."

Yeah, like everything else in the show. =/

I cannot believe that she says she can get inspiration of those "fancy wedding cakes" and comes up with this crap. They could've glazed some fruit and arranged that in a decorative manner at least.

Cookies are good and all, but sticking them on like that just makes it look cheap and stupid.

Oh, but of course, they're just trying to fake it, so, you know, reflection of intentions and character and all that.

[starstepher]

"sometimes repeating a pattern gives you that, you know, geometry"

*facepalm*

[intigfx]

More like a divorce cake.

[xerxia00]

Ugliest wedding cake I've seen. Someone said it below - it's like a little girl's idea of a wedding cake. With a little girl's execution. Toss some sparkly balls on it...and we're done!

[moonfanaras]

ugly cake...but for once... i wonder if the other girl iced it but sandra was prob thinking "theres not enough icing on it!!!!" there wasnt near as much icing as she normally used sooo

[Iishieboo]

She jammed that cookie in the top. The whole point was to lean them against one another so they stay, not shove it through the cake.

[NickyLess]

If this turned up at my wedding I'd cry. EWWWWW

[dantheman931]

"Love Cake" would be an awesome name for a band.

[PlushieLenny]

How do you cut it without completely failing the cookies?

[savcola]

"sorta fake it" touchez.

[annyzz11]

what are the silver stuff on the cookies? ?

[Karmillina]

@annyzz11 they're called dragees, they're some sort of candy with metallic coating, they're edible but they are forbidden in many places as far as I know

[TeeheeRuler]

@Karmillina Nope, not forbidden, common. Sandra Lee sucks balls, tho.

[Karmillina]

@TeeheeRuler I'll have to look into than again then :) I remember having dragees with a chocolate factory I had when I was little. I used them to put dragee eyes on chocolate bunnies and decorate little chocolate flowers with them. I never saw dragees again though.

[bluefavorites]

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[bmh4d0k3n]

It's one thing if you can't afford a fancy wedding cake -- I'm not going to make fun of people who are in that position. But willingly assembling a cake like this? You can do so much better for less money and a little more time and thought.

[katrinaantipas]

I was so excited when she said "now wea done" then she kept going and i felt liking stabbing myself go back to cooking school hun!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[uerhiah]

she was like... "give me a fork!"

-yes your dumb highness!!!

[walterskinner9]

Let's be honest Sandra...the oven should be operated under adult supervision. I mean really.....do you actually COOK anything ???

[chachachica7]

FUGLY

[tablicakorkowa]

Are you sure it's food, not plaster, styrofoam and plastic? Maybe it's not a cooking show, it's a general 'how to make tacky decoration from cheap petroleum industry waste' show?

[firelilly08]

yea a no bake love cake, lol cuz you know we all have that shit just laying around our house's lol

[stefanmuc2k]

Sure you can make that to renew your vows, but wouldn't you rather get a divorce instead?

[albanissi]

The name of this cake is mis-leading. I'm thinking, ok... I can MAKE a cake without actually having to bake it. But no, it's just a store bought cake.

[senselesslyuncommon]

I love how they talk about using creativity to create cakes while shoving cookies made by somebody randomly all over cakes made by somebody else with no thought whatsoever.

[Jellybeaner1991]

@richardmaudsley77 LMAO xD!!

[BurnSpangler]

SOMEONE CALL CAKEWREAKS