Jeremy Kyle's Funniest Moment EVER!

[gazbrook]

Jeremy Kyle is like a modern day Sherlock Holmes. He solved that mystery in 5 seconds.

[beth226315546]

ha haha

[OaklandJWB]

This might be your Jerry Springer but J. Kyle is a million times better and funnier. Springer is just gross.

[Sunsetsmiles3]

Yes, thank you jeremy that baby is black. Good spotting

[AnotherINZ]

why is calling someone black that is black racism. call someone white no rasicm

[daveforfun22]

This is so fucking racist i am so fufcking outraged how dare they do this i cant evenb type properly i so fuckging mad!!!!!!!!!!!! fucking cunts.

[DoctorWho50Years]

@daveforfun22 how is it racist? its a fact of reality?

[daveforfun22]

@DoctorWho50Years oh right is it now so its a fact of reality that black people are inferior is it? u fucking piece of shit. how is that racist you ask? Are you serious????? why should I need to explain that stop playing dumb to hide your fucking racism you piece of shit.

[DoctorWho50Years]

@daveforfun22 Riiiiight, the shock in this video comes from the fact that the mother had the audacity to continue lying about the fathership of the child. At no point did I say that black people were inferior. At no point did I mock or degrade black people because I am not a racist. I'm not even white myself. Saying that the baby is black/coloured is a fact of reality because I think you'll find that the baby IS black/coloured? What the hell is your problem?!?! Dick.

[daveforfun22]

@DoctorWho50Years Society is not equal morality is an illusion a lie a fabrication. Thus morality is used as an excuse to create a logical framework to condemn and relegate the people that are percieved of as inferior and glorify the percieved superior. I have been a victim of this, and seen the absurdity of it. Thus I seek humor and a form of inflicting it on others for my amusement. I am fully aware of the context of this. However for own amusement I chose to apply these methods to others.

[DoctorWho50Years]

@daveforfun22 Ok, I am a policeman, I can tell you that everything you just said about society, morality and equality is utter bullshit.

Also, I noticed you like to watch videos with potentially aggressive titles and then complain when they don't contain barbaric animal cruelty. Quite frankly, you have issues.

[daveforfun22]

@DoctorWho50Years sorry how does you been a policeman make your opinions any more or less valid? is that meant to intimidate me? in my country you are allowed free speech, thus if i actually tortured or harmed an animal or person i could be prosecuted but saying i approved of it is not an offense. cant you tell when someone is trying to wind people up and when someone actually means what they say? your right on one thing I do have issues if you had been through what i had u would to.

[LondyWazEre]

"i have to be honest with you the babys black" WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK.

[texasoldhouse]

theres no flies on jeremy!!!

[autobahnwheels]

WOOOOOOO ENGLAND!

[belito2412]

yes it's true, first its not his baby (I like it when she says she was a little bit colored when she was little) second we do have Jeremy Kyle (sorry)

[samfb9]

No one wants to hear you're shit mate

[britneybitch37]

ponce

[supervega73]

brilliant!

[Qutipie1]

LOOOOL i have to laugh

[SsAaMm761]

That bitch has been banging the milk man ;)

[almasdp]

@SsAaMm761 the chocolate man you say? Lol

[MrPlopqwerty]

that was so funny, how thick are people!

[dyingmuffins]

"Got to be honest with you that baby's black"! That has to be the quote of his career!

[SavingGabrielband]

This show is proof that Brits are truly uglier than the rest of the world.

[Woody263]

@SavingGabrielband and that comment of yours is proof that your'e a fucking moron.

[IL0veMoz]

LMAO I wasn't expecting that XD

[icedmetal81]

lmao

[goldieconnor111]

ahh shutt up

[damselxo]

that made me smile so much...oh the humanity!!!! lol

[davidguettatonz]

what jeremy kyle said..i burst out laughing! nice one mate, thumbs (Y)

[MrDanstan22]

shit..shut up you dick

[ledshoes2]

ur a clean feeda head sham



[Longshotist]

thery're not ugly, not really, it's a common misconception of reality usally observed, by the observer, so as, to set a denominator for what ugly is, if you will. ------ :) usally the ugly person is the one 'we' would like to think were better than....

[raynarks]

@Longshotist yeah, also the people on this program don't get make up put on them like Kyle does.

[MrSyrett]

did we need to see your face for this?

[WBA1311]

The uploaders expression at the end said it all

[unicorn4sure]

*insert mandatory insult against folk on benefits/in a council house here*.........sigh

[ilikecopyright]

Every person that fails the lie detector test should be shot, then we can slowly eradicate the filth from our country and bring it back to the economic giant it once was.

[RainmakerMWO]

@ilikecopyright dead right kill the council estate scum, less people, make more room for the foreiners who only come ere to rape, murder and steel because our prisons are better than there council estates

[raynarks]

@ilikecopyright Lie detecors don't work, that's been proved & anyone who want to shoot people should be in prison. Your a nazi dude.

[oismackhead]

lol she has brainwashed that dude good and proper

"she looks a bit like me" erm really?

[JacobTbond]

heyy bby



[MrJuppys]

looooool.

[11330066550066]

fuck u arse blood

[keddw101]

oh my god, wtf, it is so obvious, is this guy a dick or what

[kr0nixx]

THAT BABY'S BLACK.......... BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[salviawreckhead]

yea....funny as fuk. you moron

[salviawreckhead]

yea....funny as fuk. you moron

[salviawreckhead]

yea....funny as fuk. you moron

[peterjordan16910]

The guy presenting the video has great maner about him, his reaction shot at the end was class.

[thequikness420]

Lol i actually watched this one..... So funny...

[seaward2006]

your a prick

[taylor1654]

The United Kingdom ladies and gentlemen!

[L3WIS1314]

@taylor1654 Shut up faggot

[ColonelPickering2011]

he sounds like gok wan!!!!!!!!!

[TheKatieapple]

hahahahahah

[Russ078188]

hahaha

[TheSquidyxx]

whys everyone on this show ugly

[theravingbadger]

legend. 

[Namelesshorse]

@LawrenceHill2010 he was explaining the show to people in america, introducing the clip to brits and building some tension. SO SHUT THE F*CK UP B*T£H

[LawrenceHill2010]

Dear Ben Galley, stop trying to make an Internet celebrity of yourself you conceited, pointless waste of oxygen. You could've simply posted the clip, there's literally no need for you.

[msdarknessishere18]

lmao thats funny :L

[hot21mom]

LOL there IS a chance that the human genetic code if there was a black reletive in the family history the child may have character traits and be born to totally white parents.

[fullacetennisman]

you fat loser gay freak i hope you die because you wasted 2 minutes and 11 seconds of my life. oh my god #losercreep. get it sorted mate :/

[barnettbeans]

I dunno why people are slating this video. That shit is hilarious!

[thegrimstock]

people who make themselves part of their videos are just loners who want to be noticed.

[Staggercfc]

After the drawn out intro i was expecting a guest to wallop kyle or something equally funny... pile of shite

[INSANESNiiPER]

I disliked this video because he said: "Those of you in 'England' will know exactly what I'm on about." By excluding the other three countries that make up the United Kingdom you've earned a dislike. Good Job.

[XXgav123xx]

Why didnt JK ask the girl if the other guy she slept with was black. End of discusion, who needs a DNA for that

[PatrickDD249]

Get a life kiddo

[RookieReality]

dude who da fuck said Jeremy Kyle is the best chat show...

[TheBennyynneB]

@RookieReality yeah totes agree, lose woman FTW bro!

[purplehaze26]

There really was no reason for your little introduction. The title and a small description in the box was sufficient.

[plutoniumdust]

you fucking faggot nobody wants to see your face in a camera, just the clip

[absly5]

she was smoking the black sausage and he is too thick to know

[bskizable]

but its got some of my features!!!! no!

[roxcharlie]

why are all the people on this show really ugly??

[Tech4U247]

@roxcharlie its a show for ppl with problems

[roxcharlie]

@Tech4U247 and people with problems are ugly as, wonder why that is?

[Virtuallism]

@roxcharlie Because good looking people generally have self respect, and intelligent people usually have goals they know they want to achieve. The people who come on this, 9 times out of 10, fall into neither category.

[XperfectlyClearX]

@roxcharlie because its full of tramps who cant afford to buy there own DNA results

[vixenpsychedelia666]

@roxcharlie Inbreeding.

[kirmy1]

@roxcharlie intelligence is proportionate to looks

[yesgeorge333]

@roxcharlie because their mums fucked their grandads...........

[L3WIS1314]

@yesgeorge333 You know all about that one :)

[yesgeorge333]

@L3WIS1314 hahaha! mate, if that happened i wouldnt be on this computer. illl be in a mental home . . . .

[yesgeorge333]

@yesgeorge333 yeah. and gave birth to that,,,

[TheJFNewman]

@roxcharlie should be renamed Jeremy Kyles Freak show.

[hitanrun1997]

@roxcharlie cos there real people

[TheCobbfather]

@roxcharlie 'why are all the people on this show really ugly??'

cos they are unemployed council estate scum whos only purpose in life is to breed more species like them to drain the country of money through the benefits system....

[MultiStoryStudios]

@TheCobbfather I LOVE YOU!!

[CR125MANIAC]

@TheCobbfather dont forget they fuck there parents and each other the inbred alien species lol

[chris103050]

@TheCobbfather Don't be so soft on the bas*a*ds!!!!

[DontGetRuude]

@TheCobbfather Brilliant summary there but your missing that fact that 3/4 of them are inbred

[777jimi777]

@TheCobbfather Yup, that just about sums it up

[asopaso07]

@TheCobbfather

Wow, you are a judgemental piece of work aren't you?

I'm from a working class background and I grew up on the coucil estate that you don't approve of, and I am doing fine for myself today. I got support when I was younger, and continue to get financial support for my university fees.

Before you call others scum and accuse them of 'draining' the country, you should really do some research. The real leaching comes from white collar crime, costing Britain 4 billion a year!

[TheCobbfather]

@asopaso07 Your missing the point. I myself are working class and grew up in tough times with my family. What made me sick is my mum working all the time to get money to feed us yet you had families who did fuck all yet got given a house and more money for each kid they had (i call them breeders). Yet these feral rats had the cheek to moan their life could be better if the 'caaancil' gave them more.

I made something with my life I dont blame my background for my failings

end of.

[23heathersmith]

@TheCobbfather sorry "mate" not all people that grow up on a council estate aren't scrum, yeah, cool, and they don't all claim benefits..tosserrrrrrrrrr

[TheCobbfather]

@23heathersmith

I didnt say ALL people from council estates are theiving pikey scum no. But all theiving pikey cunts claiming benefits come from council estates.

You prove me wrong by showing me people on jeremy kyle that are sophisticated hard working folk who have paid their way in life through hard graft. You know you cant.

Their unemployed cockroaches whose idea of hardwork is getting out of bed to get their gyro.

[TheCobbfather]

@23heathersmith

My argument is at this society of something for nothing. Blame everyone and everything for lifes problems except theirself. Its that selfish attitude 'it aint my fault bruv, government dont get me nuffin'.

Id rather have a house full of hard working polish next door to me than an unemployed family from this country that thinks life owes them everything and they owe everyone nothing.

Respect is somthing you earn, not an automatic right in life

[asopaso07]

@TheCobbfather

If you are purely angry because you feel people are leaching off of society and hard workers, you really need to start with bankers, politicians, and big businesses. They steal your tax money and go on holiday with it my friend. They steal your money and fund illegal wars. Big businesses cost society 4 billion every year through fraud alone. Stop wasting your energy on a uneducated someone who gets 50 quid a week from JSA to buy cigarettes and fish and chips with.

[claudp]

@TheCobbfather Couldn't agree more. Weird how the only thing these videos do is bring out the hatred in me.

[clivedxb]

@TheCobbfather What's wrong with being born on a council state?

[TheCobbfather]

@clivedxb

Read my comments again. I didnt say there was anything wrong with being born on one. I said i despise the people who are given council houses, dont work and sit around on their arses doing fuck all moaning that they dont get given enough.

[FuturePerfectElite]

@TheCobbfather The benefits system costs the government MILLIONS of pounds every year, the banks fucking up and needing to bailed out and part-nationalized costs the government BILLIONS of pounds every year. Benefit thieves are a drop in the ocean compare to the bankers who really did rob this country blind and then got massive bonuses for doing so!

[texasoldhouse]

@FuturePerfectElite SECONDED

[cheesydarkside]

@FuturePerfectElite he does sound a bit like a dailymail reader to be fair

[TheCobbfather]

@cheesydarkside

I dont read the Daily Mail.

However 65 likes against my comment compared to your zero suggests you often get things wrong

[TheCobbfather]

@FuturePerfectElite

So in your world its ok to sit on your arse doing fuck all and getting paid for it?

Its the bankers fault we have people who cant be arsed to lift a finger?

Thats right lets blame everything else on a society that does fuck all.

People like you are whats wrong with the UK. Its ok tho, you just sit there thinking of an excuse to defend people that get paid to breed, after all there are mugs like me who pay for scum to sit on their arse

[FuturePerfectElite]

@TheCobbfather You have completely missed the point and read the daily mail far too much for me to talk any sense into. Also, its late and I've got the early shift tomorrow but I will say for every 1 pound the benefit system took of our taxes, the bankers took 100 pounds and got paid for the privilege so I'll leave you with that fact.

[callmemarcer]

@TheCobbfather WELL SAID!!!!

[MissSexychick112]

@TheCobbfather my aunt when on there yeah im pretty sure she aint ugly yea, so fucking take ur opinion else where, bet u iz not pretty yeah? so screw you!! no everyone is pretty yeah so screw the fuck out of u ya buttersket!!!!!

[TheCobbfather]

@MissSexychick112

LOL! Your aunt went on there. Says it fucking all really.

Dont know whether u realise but we dont live in North Korea. We live in a world of free speech. What the fuck has your aunt with a beard got to do with what i said in a previous post?

Unless shes a fucking fat disgusting bingo winged tramp with a dick thats spent the last 10 years on incapacity benefit.

Fuck off you mug, I couldnt give a shit about your fucking bearded aunt on jeremy kyle

[MrSophiewickham]

@TheCobbfather jw what that has to do with them being ugly?

[TheHaydz242]

god you give england a bad name gtfo

[ManLikeKane]

loooooooooooool

[11essexboi11]

just show the fucking clip you moron

[DsDarkKilla]

your a twat this is pathetic how is it funny???

[2534will]

she gone black an aint ever goin back hahaha damn interacial couples ur wiping us out

[Ebsteins31653]

Erm...hmmm (I whistle a little)...ummm...erm...well...­in terms of...erm...hmmm...in terms of the phenotypical features here...your...erm...child, is in fact...well...not your's at all! May I ask this while you're here seated in the studio, are you fucking congenitally stupid to the point of no return?

[TehListeningPost]

I think they all skipped that Biology class about genetics

[TheKidomarufan]

tell me this, if the kids mixed race? is he automatically black or white?

[Bodysmoker]

@TheKidomarufan black. Well, not my opinion, but i believe the general public views it like that.

[TheBennettchan]

dude , your a mug ...

[Heelissrogue]

@TheBennettchan "you're the mug"

[hazuninga]

@TheBennettchan You're*

[tresarcbuilder]

All I wanted to see was a clip off Jeremy Kyle, not some stupid cunt talking like a twat. Prick.

[Odilwerk]

WHAT WAS THE OUTCOME!?! DUMB ASS!

[mrfastreaction]

If you ever see a white man pushing a black baby down the road in a push chair his probably going to the zoo to put it back in the niger cage.

[MattTechnical]

@mrfastreaction go die ya racist scum

[TheJLT13]

im that babys pappy

[N00DLES97]

wanker get a life

[fraz69er]

alrite ben its frazzley d wats up!

[bozrus]

But but your blieck

[britishwhizkid]

Just to correct you misinformed people .. the baby turned out to be his . She never cheated at all..

[zZULTIMATEPROZz]

@britishwhizkid please show a vid to prove that because im not being funny ive never seen any black kid have two whit parents

[lglukey96]

@zZULTIMATEPROZz its very rare but possible

[dwflank]

its got my features OMG get a fukin grip mate its obvious its not yours lol

[ThatGeoKid]

black babies are so cuteeeeeeeee!

[129jamie864]

could be worse..could've had ginger hair!!!

[IamMrBz]

2 white people = one black person obviously dont be so racist lol Why cant i have a black baby? just cos im white and my gf is!

[1gellernation]

it wasn't a photo for starters, the reaction says it all, she lied ! ! ! !

[xxprincessnadianxx]

wtf!is that it:L you wasted 2 minutes of my life..WHAT bit was actually funny?!

do you know white people can have black babys but its really rare WOW im younger then you and i know that go back to school and leaarn(:

[usernamealredytaken]

poor guy...

[reaper0159]

so might sound like a daft question but is the baby his

[lglukey96]

@reaper0159 no its not but its not a stupid question

[lara12900]

Well said Daniel

[HippyBoJangless]

Wait a minute....

ENGLANDS NOT A COUNTRY!

WHAT THE ?...

man some people are just bullies!

[lara12900]

Well said Mrt

[iboi2k11]

No such thing as an ENGLISH nationality PRICK it's the UK you mongal and you're also fat so don't show you're face again cause it's very chubby

[stevsilver84]

@MultiFishfuck

She's white, her parents and grandparents are white and fought in the war.

Born in Glasgow.

Shut your stupid mouth banging on about Polish, Spanish, Arabs and 'niggers'

moron.

[MrTictac786]

how do u no its 100% real loool are u jeremy kyles dad :L

and @TheAdam1212121

You fuckin pathetic cunt sdfu and stop internet hyping come with ya fucking racist basterd ''ARMY'' down birmingham and say that and see what the fuck happens to all of you fuckin wasted muvafukin CUNT!!!

[BernadetteNARW]

THAT BABY IS BLACK lol

[TheAdam1212121]

lara stfu u dirty packy cunt get out of britian we dont want u fucking niggers and pakis

[moomoo1337]

@TheAdam1212121 Nice to see the English language spelled so eloquently and grammatically correct. You complete mong.

[rodders0223]

Nice fringe you fucking fag.

[freakyfadge]

haha you fuckin mug

[iHimmons]

Lol your a gay prick

[croc786]

at least record it properly you idiot

[viki409]

HAHAHHA

[gexy2611]

@lara12900 there are 4 different countries in the UK, England being one of them, where Jeremy Kyle is filmed... Although i can see your point of view as it's not just broadcasted in England... But I do find it funny how Jeremy just casually says "that child's black..." LOL!

[WhereWhyWhen1]

I remember this one, for anyone who did not know, he was the actual father.

[bradderzz113]

0:43 thank me later

[Englishsea24]

what was so funny about that?