Asshole Mario 2 Stage 6

[OfficialNonsense]

The name of the stage is "Norfair," a reference to the location in Super Metroid.

[SealFormulaMaster]

12:05 BETRAYAL!

[SirSpookky]

This would have been 1 game that I would have broken and burned and not felt 1 bit upset...

[CaptainKris]

@15:36

JESUS WAS ON YOUR SIDE

[lightbulder]

you guys HAVE to get a synced camera on the players face. im sorry, this just makes me shit blood

[myAKQJ10]

I hold my breath for the finish

[Lash2828]

Yo dawg, we heard you like lava.

So we put magma in you lava so you can burn while you burn, dawg!

[BaronSamediVoodooLoa]

@Lash2828 lavaception.

[Sursion7]

I love how Yoshi is even more pointless than usual.

[BellreaReign]

上下する　溶岩までも　障害に　リフトンすらも　ここでは邪魔に

1:04、タイミングがシビアだなー。

[167TOONML]

Somewhere I can Imagine Bowser in the saw voice "wanna play a game?"

[UltraStarAgain]

Norfair! :D

[omalor]

5:15 Yoshi is a TOOL!

[vinidivici]

cool song

[Hokeyman56]

oh my god at if you had died at 15:34 after clearing the level thx to the glitchy dolphin effect i'd have laughed so hard and then cried with you.

[RukiaIcigo]

5:42 epic song

[meowkie]

1:00 Okay. What are we going to jump on to cross this pit? A koopa? A bullet bill? C'mon, the suspense is--

*football*

.... ._. Fuck.

[JirachiMaster007]

Is Yoshi about to eat that coin at 13:43 ?

[Vampyreq]

Hey my version is different!

At 8:25 instead of 2 of the piranha plants, I ave the clapping charging chuck walled by our favorite black clapping killers. Also, my space is a lot tighter, and I'm having a bitch of a time trying to clear that part...

[DeRailGames]

hmm, This is great inspiration for level design in the Director's Cut version on our next Xbox title ;)

[DualShooter]

@DeRailGames OHH NOOOO

[DeRailGames]

haha, who made these levels?

[Arawanach]

@DeRailGames

possible a hardcore game designer :-P

[poinkinha]

3:12 die motherfucker, die

[SonsoftheProphets]

He may now have nightmares of himself being trapped in this world

[RTCMAHL]

these stages are just wrong on so many levels!

[TKPPC5527]

@TheMariofan1000

The situation is like this..

'Asshole Mario Stage 10'

[DanielSmith604]

@TheMariofan1000 there would be no Asshole Mario 2 Stage 7

[fireball8156]

4:20 = fuuu*****!

[chak1o1star]

FOOTBALL~!

YEAH!

[ScottRichardStoller]

5:01 "Whoa shit did I just hit an invisible block?!"

[Tennebrum]

stop humping yoshi's back at 5:50 lol :P

[Analfons]

Damn! Your accuracy has to be more than perfect. Otherwise, you're a dead Mario...

[Smaschge]

The dolphins of death are great. in normal Super mario world they are supposed to be your best friends besides yoshi. but here they just kick your ass. :-)

[Dr4gonLoner]

Oh great, Einstein joined up with Bowser, no wonder why...

[sasquach37]

@Dr4gonLoner Oh man... I lol'ed good ty for this

[D34DM4NW47K1N6]

2 different lavas? thats just Evil, EVIL! o.o

[SuperNintendoGameboy]

Where's a freakin' Starman when you need one?????

[Flagon12]

Don't be surprised when Yoshi has abandonment issues.

[Whitewolf122688]

3:50-3:56 lol

[wraakdiablo]

12:26 Yoshi: WTF mario!!!

[eyi706]

is princess peach worth all this?

[cc69cc]

poor yoshi

jajaja

good player

[boogilish]

this guy like really hates yoshis or something lol

[UnaidedCoder]

The ending is some amazingly good luck.

[theonemeflipee]

@ 4:50 it is me or do the invisible blocks just havea giant middle finger effect?

[Yonkage]

@theonemeflipee

More like a stupid, fat kid laughing hysterically at your misfortune. At least the way I see it.

[raichurider]

2:20 har har har

[FatalityOfAltF4]

8:51 Mario:Life is so unfair...

[nievesama]

This guy is a glutton for punishment. XD

[johndoh1000]

i bet the only fun part is the editing =D

[dinho0747]

1:11 Mario: Oh boy....what now?

[chasington89]

i wonder if there's a form of asshole donkey kong country out there

[nerrage]

OMG, yoshi-killing stage designer! T_T

[Sbetsho]

Dolphins: Don't worry Mario, we'll help you! We're your friends!

[DeoxysAndMew]

OMG the ending Was so Incredible you were lucky you didnt died

[jsupermario12]

"patience is the virtue".this guy proves that.

[kiikasi]

だんまく(Danmaku) Is curtain fire. It's when hundreds of people comment at once on nico nico and it almost entirely blocks out the screen. It happens a lot on there videos when the player dies because of a very assholish trick!

They spam え、あ、Or　ｗｗｗ On the screen when it happens. They spam　おｓ　When he completes something hard..　ばかやろ would more closely mean "Asshole".

[MikeRaWare2]

YouTube FTW!

[hareoli]

Ima the 79999 viewer!! Anyway this is the hardest stage so far.....

[vonatus]

11:40 bastard of an delphin

[TwilightPrince123]

1:09

Art thou SERIOUS?!

[TheMegaManNetwork09]

3:50 !!!

[VegasPoker]

DEATH DOLPHINSSS

[MHZNOMISS]

the final was so close for a death into the "Death Water" JAJAJA XD

[SuperBoredSpork]

4:49 made me lol

[silverdoe121]

I LOOOOOVE HIDDEN BLOCKS!!

[gyalsonay]

arghhhhhhhh,

[T0X1CM4N]

Lava Up, Lava Down lol

[Southernmetalhippie]

He calls the stage Norfair... Priceless.

[Xezlec]

after this, mario will never again buy a can of tuna that says "dolphin safe"!

[mariozone365]

T. T akemote aperently hate yoshi

[pokemon221www]

dude i got the soft ware and i thhink every time i blew the fuck up in anger wow u r a great player thanks for the vids. XD lol

[orangesforeveryone]

HE-ILU HITLERUUUU

[Smaschge]

14:15 run baby run

[bcamerondrmr]

The absolute funniest thing is when he dies multiple times in a row and "fast forwards" all the dying, lol!!!! Kinda reminds me of the car pile-up in Blue Brothers

[PaulPower99]

poor yoshi lol hes doin all the sacrifices

[Saxisai]

4:50 - who the fuck put that there? XD

[Bowserjrwisard]

3:50 = Dying A LOT!!!

I think I should give it a go.

I feel like if I have the required patience level...

But maybe not the skill to beat the game

O_o

[kalukalu18]

Lol... 15:35

LET'SA GO

[procopato]

The person who played this must have had an immeasurable level of patience.

[Mrtedwagner]

3:10 Sweet revenge

[MHZNOMISS]

at the end, Closest!!

[vincentsclone]

You would need the patience of 100 saints in order to play this game.

...Kinda makes me wanna see The Angry Video Game Nerd take a shot at it.

[paranoid0control]

@vincentsclone, he did it already, it's AWESOME!

[vincentsclone]

@paranoid0control D: LINK PLOX?

[supermark64]

@paranoid0control no he didnt!

[TheMostBleedingHeart]

@vincentsclone lets ask him to do a run

[gamemasterfive]

that would drive me nucking futs throwing the game out the window

[smbzrulez4]

Duuuuuuuude

i would have crapped myself before i finished this level

[coollord300]

i would shit out my dick lol

[smbzrulez4]

haha thats funny

[AlvinYTP]

I swear, the person playing these must have an unfathomable level of patience.

[Southernmetalhippie]

5:23 Oh my god! They killed Yoshi! You... BASTARDS!

[hl2og]

Kinda funny how you need to sacrifice yoshisaurs.. =P

[Achille12345]

WOAH At the end was that a bug he came to close of getting kill after conpleting the stage! XD

I am sure his heart stoped for a sec!

[psicobot]

i just thought the same when i saw that hahaha

[Achille12345]

14:14 to 14: 18 Mario: AAAHHHHHHHH!! "Died" LOL

[emperorcaos]

4:48 that was a BIG fail

[sdagfegfd]

i cant believe how you play this game, i never can complete any stage of kaizo 1 and 2 you are really great and an amazing player 5/5

[sdagfegfd]

pink lava = gay

[KoopaDude94]

Hahaha.

[kaolla113]

3:14 LMAO the turtle :D

[SugaDiabeetus]

7:38 - Careful, there's acid in that lava

[Telume]

No REAL Yoshis were harmed in the making of this film!

[paraalso]

This goes beyond mere assholery, and into wanton cruelty

[Battlewolf7]

i wonder how many yoshi's died

[Armalizilto]

Congratulations! you have died 80+ times, boyo! Also, you did it! you finally owned stage 6!

[sportyeugenio]

4:50 LMAO

8:50 FAIL

11:50 FFS FAIL

[shwhjw]

14:19 lol the instant he starts running the game is like 'No, that's too cocky. Die'.

[punk105]

synnr666:

You really are an ignorant fool.

You try to insult someone on their typing skills, like that matters, then proceed to try act cool on the internet, do you really think anyone gives 2 shits about your life?

Just by watching you type, and bring people down, I know that what you really described about everyone else is you merely trying to make your insignificant life worth something.

This video is for entertainment purposes, which you obviously do not know the meaning of.

Get a life.

[chadalchandelier]

Thank god for infinite lives XD

[giver336]

funny thing is he cheated to get infinite lives. My friend is playing it and he only has 5 lives.

[chadalchandelier]

snyr666 please go die. the world will be a better place

[sportyeugenio]

What does "cosider" mean ?

Must be no sunlight and too much "jerking off" in your mum's basement.

Tard.

[Armalizilto]

Synnr666 spelled it wrong, "consider" means: 1. "think about" 2. "give thoughtful attention to".

[meowkie]

@synnr666 lol... "Learn how to type correctly and I'll cosider it."

I bet that line made you feel very classy and intelligent way back when. :D

[GTASSusp3ct]

LOL 5:01

"Alright, quick, jump"

*sniper block*

*Mario sarcasticaly laughs*

[ottofat]

8:49  "well this sucks"

[KoopaDude94]

7:41: "Yeah, that totally makes sense."

[ottofat]

4:45! SPAZ ATTACK!!

[pezboy715]

Words cannot describe how awesome those retarded-looking orange dinosaur thingies are.

[superbarukun]

3:50 - 3:56 xD

5:50 xDyoshi xD

[CrimsonKing5298]

and 68 yoshis died in the making of this film

[CrimsonKing5298]

OMG 4:49 HAHAHA

[bluehaxtrin]

first 30 seconds.

standing there, confused.

[bcars1990]

1:04 is a definite "what the fuck" moment

[emojojo]

0:58 lucky

[geffrod]

naw, I was thinking that he should have gone at the same moment too.. and it worked! I think he wasted a wee bit of time in the beginning however-- there was a moment when the lava was high and he had an opportunity to spin bounce off the flame that was barely popping out of the lava. Not that I could have done any better...

[combinedover101]

3:08 I don't know why, but I find Yoshi dying with his tongue out funny.

[sithlord2099]

The creator of the game feeds on tears

[RavenFlex]

hahaha

[ColemanMulkerin]

He has never gone hungry

[seinfan9]

you almost died at the end

[MightyJustas]

insanity...

[Broncos652]

nice ending

[nightbaron070]

3:50-3:56 lmfao

[SonividSulegnaEkez]

So... Mario's doin all this to get to Peach... who's been most likely raped by Bowser right now... and Mario is looking like a retarded plumber right about now...

I would KILL to have it as easy as Bowser has it right now! XD

[monstdnt]

3:48 LMAO

4:51 "what the?"

[eltharion55]

death count: 80

[Xenokalnew]

15:38 LOL WUT

[exorcete]

How do you find the paitience for this!!!??

Unbelievable!

[SEXYASSASIN666]

11 38 lol!!!

[Sonikku2008]

*reads the Katakana* Suteegi 6 Norufea... *repeats to self a couple of times* NORFAIR! I get it now. XD

[ClayMasters300]

13:02 WTF? fish comes out of the LAVA?

[breastinspector2]

This is a game where everything survives in/with everything except you, who will die instantly upon making physical contact with anything aside from solid ground.

[luckystrke]

he almost died in the end! :-O

[KyousKitten]

I would love to play this!!! Is there a way I can download it? ^_^

[Jetman123]

I believe there's a link in Asshole Mario 2 stage 1.

[MarioSunshine00]

r.i.p yoshi

[erkkola]

Voi vitun hintti, ei vittu kiinnosta saatana sataa kertaa nähdä kun kuolet tos vitun pelis, voi saatana

[Zoza15]

Whoever made this game that hard is a REAL ASSHOLE!!!!!!...

[jackass2344]

wow! how frustrating was that level?

[skycombat]

06:46

"Football player: onononononononon!"

[skycombat]

05:46 ROFL so random XD

[skycombat]

5:17

He uses his yoshi then he lets him die in the lava.. DX

[MikiLegendo]

11:44  xD

[Eliskor]

footballs? Trying to throw them over them there mountains to win the state championship? o:

[CapnE625]

7:46 Raspberry sauce mixed with pesto sauce... it's like every overweight Italian plumber's wet dream XD

[SarothCyngus]

14:17

Mario: I'm gonna make it!!

cheep cheeps: f*ck you.

[SarothCyngus]

I was noticing the same thing... The designers have something against Yoshi?

[MimigaJoe]

Not only are the levels sadistic, they force Mario to be sadistic, too.

[MintySpunkBubble]

I must comment that the designers use of Yoshi is quite sadistic in ASSHOLE MARIO!

[Finalzero]

At: 4:50 LOLOLOLOL

[Darthcgs]

he almost died at the end because od those dolphins

[ink245711]

funny as hell

[shadowfan18]

uh-oh return of the dolphins.

[zackvanhalen]

I love these videos but, I must admit that there are WAY too many outakes. A few of them is fine, but enough is enough.

[Miakia63]

Agreed.

[isomanatees]

I dunno, I kinda like the outtakes. Shows how frustrating it is for the player. I like seeing how many times he dies before actually completing the stage.

[Atheist2007]

That's not lava, that's raspberry sauce. Yum-yum!

[SpawnofThee]

if thats so, would that mean that mario's allergic to raspberry? it keeps killing him...

[Vorffy]

he has diabetes DX